Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess

[sbtbfanatic]

Does Screech have sex with Mr. Belding in this video?

[bricklayerpayne]

@triphazard27 - hey! Well, my brother's girlfriend actually found it through a series of emails sent to chess teachers across the country. One of the teachers has a friend who had a copy. I'll get the teacher's e-mail address from her and send it to you. Your friend will probably feel a kind of dual elation / misery at watching the video. We were utterly shocked at how bad it was.

[triphazard27]

@bricklayerpayne thanks! My friend is also a chess teacher, they have a sense of humour right?

[bricklayerpayne]

I'm actually in the process of watching this entire video right now. Like, it's paused on the television right now as I write these words. And all I can say is this: stay away. It's awful. It is horrible. It will give you an aneurysm.

[triphazard27]

@bricklayerpayne Hi - how did you get a copy? I really need to get a copy for a friend. Yes "for a friend". A friend I do actually like. He will either love this or never speak to me again, but it's a gamble i'm prepared to take. Can you buy it somewhere?

[azmanntoz]

I think this video was meant to show off Dustin's acting ability as he plays different characters. But it ends up looking like a someone's lame fancy dress party. Fail LOL

[aliaspaperface]

Child star? Come on he was ''Screech'' How much of a star was he?

[Trig242]

he is apparently in "black face" at one point in this video...classy

[sbtbfanatic]

Diamond looks flaming gay at :31 when he effeminately places the palms of his hands on his cheeks!

[quiktymevideo]

XD LMAO, WTF!?

[Lupezflyn3zz]

My cum has more potential to grow up and be a bigger star than this douchenozzle fuckhead.

[cmdcounty]

fuck weirdo im more of a celeb than him

[fckualreadyaye]

CMD, you're a fuckin rock star compared to this faggot. I seriously can't believe someone at his age acting like that. Amongst friends it's whatever, but wtf? It's like the weird bastard hasn't grown up. I guess that's what being a fucking idiot 5 years in front of the whole world will do to you. That show fucked his mind up.

[TheIMC8]

Pussies can't be celebrities.

[batboy33]

"checkmate. what a pretty position. what do you think about that?"

[HIM4NOS4WXZ]

hey douche go make a sex tape... oh wait i mean go on a reality show... oh wait i mean go on another reality show... damn... just go fuckin kill yoself faggot

[joetehpr0]

what a fuckin idiot lol

[sbtbfanatic]

I am convinced that Dustin Diamond has a learning disability! He is the most pathetic and washed up former child star of his generation.

[andell1]

That's interesting because in earnest I'm convinced that Dustin Diamond is a perfect reason why it's important not to lie to a child.

He is the example of a talentless child actor who was indulged and humored, and grew up to think he was a promising actor and talent.

He was a HORRIBLE actor as a child, and when he grew up, he was an even worse actor...and had a major attitude problem to boot.

Screech doesn't play well in an adult!

[DREYFROST]

what a massive retard

[eatmedouche]

watching this video made me contemplate killing dustin diamond.

[ctipple1981]

Watching this video made me contemplate killing myself.

[PuttyKittyHoney1975]

Dustin (if he's listening), you were great as screech. But you're noting else. You stink as a comedian. You stink as a porn star (plus, you're ugly & dorky). You stink as a person. Get therapy, being a jerk is counterproductive. If you were nice once in a while, you'd be somebody. And your chess video is cheesy & was probably filmed in your basement. What the heck is that last impression....A CaveMan Tomato?!!!! A Pin Cusion?!!!!

[lpayne5001]

never was), the I.S.C.M. wasn't even sure who Diamond was or what he, the I.S.C.M., was doing there, and anybody in charge of filming was enveloped in a cloud of loneliness, despair and utter misery that few human beings have ever been subjected to in the history of the world.

[lpayne5001]

This is easily the most depressing video in the shortest amount of time I've ever seen in my life. I don't get the feeling at any point while watching this bizarre spectacle of failure that Diamond, the so-called "International Senior Chess Master", or anybody involved with this film at any point had even the smallest amount of fun or good feelings about it. Everyone was miserable. Diamond was, as he has always been, painfully conscious of his status as a grade-A loser and has-been (or rather,

[TheIMC8]

All your fault.

[napkn4sale]

Where did you find this preview? I've been trying hard to find the full video, and it's almost as if it was never released at all. Do you own the whole thing?

[work0in0darkness]

worst chess video ever

[pplscrt79]

I wish actors would just go out while they're on top instead of trying to do other projects, which fucks up their whole credibility. He was great going out as Screech, but to keep adding things like this is just sad.

[calimarishefebeash]

That last part with him in the camouflage scarf is so grating.

[jonthom11702]

Oh my friggin' god. Does Dustin think this is good?

[Friendlyman00]

Screech Don't Quit your day job!

I Think this is him:

United States Chess Federation

DUSTIN DIAMOND 12746641

Regular Rating 1369

[andrewmassive]

what a knob