Asdf movie 1-7

[GreenBlockland]

Uh, click-click? *NEXT* Uh, click-click? *NEXT* Uh, click-click? *NEXT* Uh, click-click? *NEXT* Uh, click-click? *NEXT* Uh, click-click? Next.................

[darklucario137]

there's like 10 of these same kind of videos, and all of them are in german!

[NarutoakaSteven16]

so cool^^

[Balltlefield3Profi]

LoL.:D



[bubbacanecp]

level up

[ChocolateToast1]

You don't have to dislike this Video, just because its german :I

[Izanagioomikami]

@ChocolateToast1 yes i have too. Problem ? =D

[AnimalCarnage]

@ChocolateToast1 Yes...yes you do.

[unknownserver2]

Why do u people upload the same vid 5 times in the same language???

[johnsonsrule]

Y THE FUCK CANT I FIND THE FUCKING ENGLISH

[schokofreshs]

tomate

[mjiop22]

@draconat1 in WW2, the soviet union killed more than the nazis did. Not all germans are nazis, you fucktard.

[Creeperdemolition]

Guys just forget he said it and go watch more anime.mmm choco cornet(lucky star)

[MissPeachy12]

machs gut welt. hey, wo gehst du hin? Peng! Oh nein, dass hab ich jetzt nicht erwartet!

[AgeofLions92]

Classsic!

[NEFFKIID4226]

00:39 the dinosaur sounds so funny in german voice!

[MegaMonkey311]

chissa hata nasa lol i think thats how u say it lol

[TheUnheardSoul23]

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD­DD I laughed SO hard at the I made you a pie scene.

[cheesemuncher72]

uhhhhhh click click 

[MultiCutie1122]

Haha :D

[DarkSparkzStudios]

Shnitze! Hat ze NAZI!

[BraceFace4581]

IF I HEAR ONE MORE UH CLICK CLICK I SWEAR IMMA TURN MY COMPUTER OFF

[KeinSchnitzel]

Ach, verdammt, jetzt hab ich bei mir selbst auf antworten geklickt :'D Naja, ich hoffe diese Kacksau liest das alles.

Vielleicht solltest du noch die Sprache in die Überschrift einfügen, damit bestimmte Fotzen *blick zu draconat* nicht zufällig hier rauf kommen und einem verbal in den abendlichen Kakao pissen.

Um noch etwas zum video zu sagen:

Ich liebe es :D Danke dafür, dass du alle teile zusammengefasst hast. ;) Asdfmovie wird echt nie langweilig. :D

[MrChipStyler]

for everyone who likes the cop /watch?v=1XK46HiETzw Thumps up!

[draconat1]

god bless this soviet motherland.

[draconat1]

i hate germans for one simple fact they nearly commited genocide just like i hate white people they nearly commited genocide thats why i like russai they defended them selfs.

[KeinSchnitzel]

@draconat1

You hate germans. Ahh. :D So, you hate my 2 year old little cousin, who is the cutest baby ever? Or the people at my school. Or a friend of mine, who is a german Jew. They are all germans, and it's not their fault, what was done decades ago. Of course, it should not be forgotten, but don't give the fault to random people. That's just stupid.

[KeinSchnitzel]

@KeinSchnitzel

Also, the polish helped. And Hitler was austrian. And the reason why so many people supported Hitler was that they were starving becuase of the versailles treaty, and Hitler promised to make it better. Actually not every german supported him, they tried to fight, or the went away. Or just waited till it was over.

[KeinSchnitzel]

@KeinSchnitzel

Today Germany has a better government than for example Great Britain, A system that makey corruption or the rise of extremist minorities like the nazis almost impossible. or the USA, allthough it was invented by british and american people (and I know some british people who have the same opinion).

[KeinSchnitzel]

@KeinSchnitzel

Saying you hate the Germans because they did so many bad things ist like.. hating the Church, because once they burned people, made crusades ect. You don't do that, do you?

[KeinSchnitzel]

@KeinSchnitzel

DAMMIT! Why am I actually explaining all those things to you?? People like you never listen. It just sucks if I hear that idiotic prejudices. I would also defend other countries, but I wish that wouldn't be necissary. Actually, why do you write your opinion about Germans and white people under videos?

[draconat1]

@KeinSchnitzel i also hate the church i dont believe in a fake prophet who was supposedly reanimated by a fake person named god, its not possible its common sence

[KeinSchnitzel]

@draconat1

I also don't believe in God and Jesus. So what? I just live and let live, without being a complete prick that hates everything. Is there actually anything you like? Sunshine? Chocoate? Fluffy unicorns? Or do you just sit at home and make a frowny face, because the world sucks?

[draconat1]

@KeinSchnitzel i like american things ^.^ since america is the alpha omega of this world.

[KeinSchnitzel]

@draconat1

And you know that most of American people have European roots? Also German roots, You can tell by some surnames.

Do you judge them?

America might be important, but without europe It won't survive. Also the other way around. Also, you don't hate Russia for the cold war. So why hate germany?

I love Germany, but I also love Spain, England, or the other European countries, or Asia, Africa, Australia, South and (most of) North America.

[KeinSchnitzel]

@KeinSchnitzel

Why can't you? Everything is part of that world, and nothing of it has a perfect history without blood. Not Germany, Not China, not England, not America, no fucking country. But this is not the fault of all people back then, and NEVER EVER the fault of the people living today! Just America would be boring as hell, it is the multicultural thing there that makes it great.

[KeinSchnitzel]

@KeinSchnitzel

So stop hating other countries, and abolish everything America or the word tolerance is standing for.

..

That would be everything. I just hope you will think about it.

[draconat1]

@KeinSchnitzel im not even "american" im a few of whats left of true americans before the white entered and spread there plague upon my fellow people

[NovaVim]

@KeinSchnitzel Aaannnd... That's where you're wrong. "America might be important, but without europe, It won't survive" The entire planet runs on America. America may be in a hold right now, but we are still a AAA country. The entire continent of Europe was downgraded by Fitch to AA and downgraded by Standard and Poor to just A. We could continue commerce with Russia and China, without the need of Europe. The only country worth spending any time over is Angela Merkel's Germany and also Britain.

[KeinSchnitzel]

I just give up and move to Teddybearland. Everything is fluffy there.

[draconat1]

@KeinSchnitzel yep ^.^



[ViridianKitty]

@draconat1 What the hell, hating Nazis is fine for what they did, but don't hate Germans. You're saying that you hate Germans for commiting genocide. But not all Germans did that back in WWII, you idiot, and Germans in this present-day definitely did nothing wrong for you to hate them. So shut the fuck up, put some reason into your empty head, and go away.

[MegaMakayla8]

@draconat1 U dick I'm part German so go and a fuck yourselfs

[BastiBustay]

Everything is english and everybody should be able to speak a little bit english, so noone complains if sth is English, but YOU hate Germans only because this Video is German!? Are you crazy or what?

[MrMickeyhickey]

Don't hate on Germans draconat11

[MrJustinano]

geil

[draconat1]

i love the soviet union but i hate the germans

[mrfunnyperson100]

@draconat1 You cunt. Why do you hate germans?

[Marguerite2001]

@draconat1 Thx a lot. U totally made Germans hate u even m0re.

[HeartGold75]

ich mag marmite nicht so...

[Ayrannia]

Quasik



[MetalForTheWin55]

@draconat1 and you my friend, got a big problem. you'l never say somthing bad about an other ones nationallity or his believes. so shut the fuck up and go away. You don't deserve to be here if you are a racist. ich bin aus!

[draconat1]

@MetalForTheWin55 go suck on hitlers dick you dumb german

[MetalForTheWin55]

@draconat1 first of all. I am from the Netherlands and i'm not a german AT ALL.

second of all. go suck your fathers dick for beigh rasist. ik ben uitgesproken!

[MrLexani1]

@draconat1

go fuck yourself

[mickmousebuildahouse]

@draconat1 Youtube isnt just in America You Dumb FUCK~

[kiwiboy1999]

@draconat1 i feel sooo bad for you you just made ur nation look 20x dumber and u americans are all goverment cock suckers who think their the best wen you live in constant fear of the soviet union

[lovecats100]

@draconat1 Shut up up histoy you know noting of it Hitler i belive was the Sovite uoin and yes i can't spell Knew why im not englise want to be mean Gave ur best shoot at me Bitch...I kan taje it liilte one

[lightlygold]

i know asdfmovie so well i dont even need a freakin english version

[copperheadsif]

I have nothing against this being in german. but at least put the title in german so people know what they're clicking on.

[Ic3h0rnEt14]

how the flying fuck is the title in english but the video isn't

[Angihihi]

Hahahaha. How sweet they upset here, because they cant find the video in English. XDD :D But please stop insulting us as a Nazi. We're no Nazis. And we cant ensure that it gave Hitler time. My grandma got heavy damage because of Hitler, you think, I like Hitler? Most Germans hate Hitler more than any country does. And then when you called us Nazis, do it just hurts.

[xxLoLpUsSyHDxx]

Marmite ist irgenwie ja garnicht lustig wa! Daumen Hoch wer das auch findet!

[marchewman22]

0:41 LORL

[MonzTr801]

Make it in english stupids

[Gio1Z8]

"dhjshgjhjksd homosexuell" "fjdkfkld" "WEGENMORGEEN"

[gregolevi]

8:58 wie will er sich den 2. arm abschneiden? !

[HuFFyBaCk12]

wot the fuck put it in english

[REECE804]

triza hatna nazi

[vavra222]

one more time i hear that fucking annoying faggish german language, and i swear i will kill them all.

[konstantinos747]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­-

[johnes96]

10:15 waldorfschule im comic^^

[ironzeciri98]

einfach geil



[AmyXRuby]

Ehm, ''Stirb Kartoffel!'' Kartoffel: ''Noooooiinn'' XD

[XXLEGITWAREFARE666]

The cop sounds soooo bad ass in german

[mtoyen]

@XXLEGITWAREFARE666 i yelled what the cop said at my friend and was zoo confused and started running away LOL ROFL

[NEFFKIID4226]

@XXLEGITWAREFARE666 i was just about post a comment like that!

[SystemOfATown]

look the bombs fuse is recreated at the end 04:02

[kimekokat]

@themadhatterisme Are you fucking stupid?

[themadhatterisme]

Is This In French Or Something?

[myfestplatte]

@themadhatterisme German

[XxTheUlrichFxX]

@themadhatterisme : it´s german.

[MrDaRkClOuD23]

same here!!!!

[RobloxLordfoxx]

GET RID OF THE NAZI!

[XxTheUlrichFxX]

@RobloxLordfoxx . NOT BECAUSE IT´S GERMAN IT´S NAZI YOU BUSTARD!

[KraftLeon]

das ist der ganze film oder !!

[naruandpokefan]

WHAT THE FUCK??? WHY IS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING VIDEO OF ASDF TOGETHER IN FUCKING GERMAN?! I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH AND SPANISH!!!!

[UspProductionz18]

just love the part were the police officer says ' look out hes got a nose' in german.

[TheEmoFans]

hehe wer hat asdf erfunden?

[JillKitty900]

WHERE IS THE ENGLISH ONE? IT'S LIKE THERE ISNT AN ENGLISH ONE THAT EXISTS HERE!

[Gigopler]

even noooooo is different

[Gigopler]

even lol is different

[SuperGamingForce]

FOR GOD SAKE WHY HAS EVERYTHYING GONE GERMAN WHHHHHHHHHHHHHY GERMAN WAT HAPPEND TO ENGLISH

[DieHirnzelle]

@SuperGamingForce Yes what happend to english...learn your own language faggot^^ Opfer, du hast keine Rechtschreibskills!

[DrumAddictGuyPerson7]

This is probably gonna be the reason behind world war 3!?!?!?

[shadythehegehog123]

Where is the english

[wuuziis]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ENGLISH VERSIONS???

[stmx97]

29 leute haben den kaktus berührt !

[americanforlif3]

"Ich mag züge!" x)

[andersv5]

00.03 cheize hat ein nazie

[yuliting1999]

Press 7 quickly to hear birds tweet

[Beesman88]

When the top comment contains suicide and have more likes than the video.

[mariorulzenumber1]

what is the matter with this

i anit german

COUF natziCOUF COUF

[MrPinkwinder]

FUCKIN' GERMANS! Sixty years ago you attacked Poland and killed 6000000 Jews and now you're fuckin' copying your damn version of ASDF! Shame on you!

[ViDeoDuDe1928]

@MrPinkwinder Those were Nazi's, you dumbass. Germans were not Nazi's. Nazi's were Germans who followed Hitler's example. GOD! Read a book on WWII sometime before making up shit.

[MrPinkwinder]

@ViDeoDuDe1928 This isn't place for discussion 'bout history, but Nazis WERE Germans - or, sometimes, Slovaks or Norwegians - but most of them were fuckin' German.

[drogonlord360]

cop says watch out I'm a Nazi

[AppleAppChannel]

ANYONE ELSE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING THE 1 WE CAN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL GO BLOODY MAD IF I HAV 2 HEAR UHHHHH CLICK CLICK 1 MORE TIME I DARE U UTUBE TRY ME!!!

[moldycheeseism]

IF ONE MORE FUCKING "UHHHHHH CLICK CLICK" COMES OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, I"M CHUCKING THE FUCKING GERMAN LANGUAGE OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amilate1967]

uhh click click 1 m0:00re time

[xXMusicXxBOTDF]

NO LLAMA NO!!!! xD

[ErasmusBasset]

How about in English you jew-murding kraut fuck?

[igottasavemyson]

uhhhh click click..

can i find an english one?

[madhed10]

WTF! Germany get your own random stick man and leave ours alone cos now i cant find any fucking english on this premises ass holes! i swear if i even think that there is going to be another "uhh click click" im gunna die!!!!!!

[JustinTQ]

10:16 best

[Argaran]

WHY GERMAN!!??

[TheNinjarz]

Thumbs Up If You Think The Shase Up The Nase Is Funny LOL xD

[powerwolf901]

click *evil smile* CLICK

[BrickMovieProduction]

whERE IS THE FUCKING ENGLISH!

[MrMasters105]

the click click is starting to get funny after about 1000 times

[THEBTDUTY978]

@MrMasters105 no a million

[MrMasters105]

@THEBTDUTY978 i was thinking more of 1000

[yoyoyosplat1]

Y u no be english -:(

[legonatter105]

id rather be rick-rolled

[BigxMacintosh]

He has most likley just jumped outta the window...

[33suekru33]

@0iSTALK0 lol I'm German...but I don't speak it...but I can speak Japanese lolz

[MsJadeAshli]

shitede happnemazne :L

WHAT EVER NEXT?!?!

[0iSTALK0]

We say "WHY THIS GERMAN SHIT!?!"

Germans will say "WHY THIS ENGLISH SHIT!?!?!" In German of course.

I actually think listening to german is funnier though even though you cant understand shit if you speak english. XD

[PandaPandoraPain]

@0iSTALK0 rofl

[SgtFrogman1]

MY FKING GOD EVEN THEN SOUND EFFECTS ARE DIFFRENT

[JaeJaecrazy1]

FUCKING GERMAN SHIT! WHY AINT IT In ENGLISH**

[JaeJaecrazy1]

FUCKING GERMAN SHIT! WHY AINT IT IN GERMAN >;/

[oBringMeTheDiscoCake]

:(

[DVSDC1000]

uhhhhhh click do it do it do it do it

[MrNunuh91]

Chaiser atrounar yeahhhh

[ShelbyGraceDrake]

I SWEAR IF I HEAR ANOTHER FUCKING "UHHHHHHHHH CLICK CLICK" I'M GONNA JUMP OUT OF MY FUCKING WINDOW.

[TheLegobot]

@ShelbyGraceDrake I alredy did

[jdburge17]

@ShelbyGraceDrake "UHHHHHHHHH CLICK CLICK"

[xFightingPKx]

@ShelbyGraceDrake stolen comment.

[sweetminniheart]

@ShelbyGraceDrake ohkeey :D

[litlea1991]

@ShelbyGraceDrake UHHHHHHHHH CLICK CLICK

[OHMYGAWDABANNANAH]

@ShelbyGraceDrake *you hear it again*

[JulieGoldVest]

@ShelbyGraceDrake UHHHHHHHHH CLICK CLICK

[xXMusicXxBOTDF]

@ShelbyGraceDrake i'm sorry you had to die.... xD Just kidding

[TheMetalmario64]

@ShelbyGraceDrake uhhhhhhhh click click

[tabletopknight1]

@ShelbyGraceDrake do you live in a 1 story building

[luisbat2o]

@ShelbyGraceDrake lol

[biglambie]

@ShelbyGraceDrake at least add asterisks.

[TheBackseatBrowser]

@ShelbyGraceDrake i swear if i see this fucking comment again im goonna jump out of a fucking window!!!!!

[iordanis11]

@ShelbyGraceDrake UHHHHHHHHH CLICK CLICK

[acidguy6]

@ShelbyGraceDrake uhhhhhhhh click click