Raw Audio: Man Calls 911; Saw Bigfoot

[stinkygooch96]

Lol only in shelby

[sarahholmes191]

LOL... i love my rednecks. but seriously though he could have really seen Bigfoot. most people don't call, especially if they are sober, and report they seen a Bigfoot because they're afraid people might think they are hallucinating or crazy. The truth does come out when your buzzed. Also I'd like to point out that he called TWICE! If he was drunk and just talking bullcrap he would have lost interest after the first call.

[Arrowhead1ful]

You know they say the truth comes out when your drunk. He just might be telling the truth. I bet if someone shows up to his shack and gives him a bottle of Moonshine, a cheap pack of cigaretts, and some treats for his dawgs, he would let you put trail cams all around his property. Soan bitch, just might capture footage of bigfoot on fiiiiiilm.

P.S. "His dawgs are just raisin heeck"..

[dyan654]

Ah North Carolina, USA...

[smashpit63]

glad you didnt shoot that was me after i took that arrow to the knee

[theceng]

is he drunk?

[canadiancountryboy94]

i bet he did this just to get on the news

[bradyfitzy]

what a tooth

[tyler25755]

To much moonshine



[TheUnpoliticalParty]

clearly drunk and from the south...

[Bowseefuss101]

I need a ride to the liquor store.......

[prettyeyedanimechick]

He sounds pretty drunk lol

[funk192]

"uh duno know wat, i dunno hoowatt ut wus" lmfao

[Ljungman42]

Someone had a wee bit of a drinky-poo.......

[THESLICKNESSEDM]

poor guy is gonna have a hard time if people have a hard time believeing the patterson/gimlin film this guy is doomed.I was pickled sure but i sawed him thought he was gonna get my dog,so i shoo him like this get get out here. lol poor guy he needs to get himself a camera.

[vondenbourg]

@wvumtneer9746 I once dated a girl who didnt believe in shaving, i called her saschcrotch, i may have got drunk and called 911 on her........ hell that might be me in the video...... i need to go back and check video again

[vondenbourg]

@wvumtneer9746 You are right.....that has to be the work of a higher octane than jack daniels.....lol

[drgreenG420]

this guy can count all the brain cells he has on one hand...

[vondenbourg]

Thanks jack daniels where ever you are...... see what you left behind...

[vondenbourg]

wow

[CRAZYASS4EVER]

Wow, his news video seemed to be the more legit story. This dude is bombed out of his mind and probably walked by a tree with too many leaves on it and thought it was bigfoot. This is too funny....

[Ghorghinahn]

Note to self: shave entire body before hiking anywhere within 50 miles of a drunk redneck's homestead.

[rudyyy247911]

DRUNK!!!

[kingextreme98]

i think bigfoot just watchs people and when they get high or drunk he comes out to get laugh lol

[biggdafoe]

bubba done been hitting that crack corn again mama

[Jskillz27Fla]

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT WHEN HE'S DRUNK.

[darkdeltrith56]

1:14 "go out there and get stoned?" lol

[breaneainn]

you got a perdy mouth...

[cammybammy]

The sasquatch Called 911 later That Night

And reported Being Attacked by a Horny Redneck

Who Love Its Hair

[tortoise245]

"If he comes too close to me..." LMAO!!! Man....If that drunk mofo could shoot and hit the damn sky I'd be surprised....

[noel057]

And it had beautiful hair.

[spanglish214]

That was his wife he saw, just looking for a reason to shoot her. He's going to say, I thought she was big foot, so I shot her.

[saintangerinc]

it must be real most men after hangovers lose thier memories lol and he remembered every part

[DrLeroyGreen]

at 1:14 he "goes out there, and gets stoned"

[narfanoid]

Both those callers sounded completely wasted.

[NawticJ]

Dude is that his accent or is he wasted??

[Dontlol2]

@NawticJ 80% accent, 20% alcohol

[NawticJ]

@Dontlol2 Or maybe 20% accent and 80% alcohol? ;)

[EdibleCancer]

he sounds drunk as fuck

[Dosblade]

HAHA "moonshine" I agree TheVMFA333. If you watch the video where they talked to him on camera then listen to this.. the 911 call he was higher than a kite.

[shifttradition]

this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs.

[TheVMFA333]

moonshine

[Crystalballer274]

they need to make one of those remixes on this thing

[aseticelite]

its simply man-bear-pig you blind moron xD

[GaiasBatweasel]

@aseticelite

>.< IT"S HALF MAN, HALF BEAR, And HALF PIG!

[SuperJordan691]

THIS guy sounds drunk, so..........

[JohnMRay]

Damn, guess Shaq wasn't happy about that Laker's Win.

[Diemorder]

i believe he saw something maybe not bigfoot but something

[anddihier]

Theres another bigfoot?...They killed one already.

[hozehd]

Yes if the 10 foot tall ape man tries to kill you or any of your animals you have a right to defend your self with your weapons. Even if you are drunk.

[moviedude22]

uhhhh

[cazyblood3]

You might be a redneck if...

You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You bring your dog to work with you.

Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.

You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.

Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.

You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.

[5tonyvvvv]

@cazyblood3 dis tang was 10 fut tawl..wit beuatifawl haair

[JBernard79]

@cazyblood3 The sleeper hold one had me laughing my balls off....lolololololololl

[lynchmobb2000]

Heesh really shtrong and I wash fraid of it

[silvereagle2061]

He was making sence in the last video until I heard this lol

[minnie2035]

LOL, I was going to say he sounds drunk too!

[bobsr3]

Leave that there sour mash alone , Bubba.....

[ThaGenius101]

Sounds to me like some drunk republican redneck who just got finished jerking off to a Sarah Palin news report on Fucks News!

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

I saw big foot too..

[daguy1234]

Wow. Not redneck, just drunk.

[MrDeppness]

@daguy1234 A drunk redneck more like it.

[headlesskiller]

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.

[c3t1f13dgoon]

looooooooooool

[SweepxThexLeg]

These are the best conversations I've EVER heard in my entire life.

[venom0005]

it was one of the NBA stars drying off in the woods after a swim in the BP oil slick

[virgiliofi]

he was drunk as hell! and AP took this 911 call serious??

[KrayZkix]

Rednecks.. This is what happens when brothers and sisters fuck lol

[ghostrid3]

#LOL this is classic, one the funniest things I've heard in long time

[Hopeful71]

Dude, step away from the full length mirror!

[SSArt98]

Moonshine + imagination= Pink Elephant errr BigFoot......

[Slapnuts6931]

LMFAO. kill it dude, kill it.

[M1ndz]

i probably saw shaq

[BleuMiror]

("\^O.o^/")

[GhostyFilms]

Why is this bigfoot story any more compelling than any other?

[navajovik]

This spells Nascar all over this drunk man! lol

[deaddogs890]

this dude is so fucking wasted!

[Arperture2008]

I can't stop laughing!!

[TheresSummer]

@Arperture2008 IKR!!! ROTFL

[Bobofet241]

@Arperture2008 I want to laugh and cry at the same time. WAIT! "Ah jest saw beegfoot, dang varmint is in ma Moon shine,dang those Republicans.Can't de make thar own liquor?"