Gilbert Gottfried- Dirty Jokes Part 3

[Deere55]

what the hell does he keep looking at?

[IndigoRockGirl94]

I can dink water...

[Macmittens411]

Can somebody explain WTF he was doing at @ 11:14 ??

[DanielXDDP]

annoying voice lol

[animeflowergurl]

@DanielXDDP how do you think he got the role of a parrot? :P

[Magnetokid]

Anyone else think Gilbert Gottfried should narrate March of the Penguins 2?

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

then the mother...

[gargaj]

Haha, Bill Cosby at 1:16

[iCrlyfreek]

What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einsteins cock!

[Rufus2468]

Sticking your finger in a cunt. Monsieur

[iHairybug]

I don't get the Polish boy/who farted joke... :/ a little help someone?

[TheMegachops]

@iHairybug I'm not 100% sure, but I did work with a Polish guy and he was a pretty funny guy who really enjoyed buying technology. Techo-joy I believe it's called. He was married to a really nice Chinese lady, who's family was quite well-off, and just personally... she could have done better. He was nice and all, but brought very little to the table. So yeah. I'm sure that answers your question.

[bubbiesdad]

@iHairybug Seriously? He was the one who farted. Perhaps it was a SBD.

[DAHIESTABUNNE]

69 likes. How appropriate.

[SystemFan20]

It's weird to see Gilbert with his eyes open :D

[ChrJahnsen]

Gilbert's stand-up is FANTASTIC! Nothing less!

[urariotalice]

THATS RIGHT...EINSTEINS COCK!!!!

[cinemapsycho91]

Can someone please explain the punchline at 0:32?

[AnimeNYC]

@cinemapsycho91 A) If you mean the actual joke, many kids are told that children are delivered on storks. It turns out that the child knows about sex, and figures that the stork conceives the baby and just wonders who has does it with the stork.

B) If you mean Gilbert saying "Ah, to hell with it." It had nothing to do with the joke. He was just frustrated that he messed up the performance.

[cinemapsycho91]

@AnimeNYC Yeah, I meant the, "Oh, the hell with it," part. Thanks a lot!!!

[garretisdaddy]

@cinemapsycho91 you dont understand any of these jokes hahahaha

[cinemapsycho91]

@garretisdaddy I understand more than you think. HE HE HA HA HO HO!!!

[Laughtraxx]

@cinemapsycho91 He flubbed his line.

[cinemapsycho91]

@Laughtraxx Gotcha!!!

[tomazzin]

11:27, my favorite joke of all time

[kinamrof]

packer from the office stole the joke at 4:15 :)

[014adonis]

I don't get the joke at 11:20

[AnimeNYC]

@014adonis It's under the impression that gay men like to have anal sex because they like poop coming out, so a gay man would probably have sex with a woman if a vagina did the same thing so you would have to fill it with shit to make it happen.

[osspaljeni]

I don't care, just pack and get the fuck out

Best joke ever :D

[Bronco541]

who's he impersonating at 2:50?

[bubbiesdad]

@Bronco541 Jackie Mason. He was the gas station owner in The Jerk.

[theamericanmike135]

@bubbiesdad i thought he was acting like a jew? lol no offence at all to jewish people

[bubbiesdad]

@theamericanmike135 At one time, he(Jacky Mason) was a Rabbi.

[trytogetfit]

At first he was like bam bam bam and firing jokes off like crazy and I couldn't breathe and this part he finally slowed down

[HailDaFins]

lmfao the dracula/tampon joke.

[13WillSullivan]

Family guy stole the first joke!

[Daver869]

@13WillSullivan yup!! Family Guy kinda sucks now.....

[theamericanmike135]

@13WillSullivan alot comedians/acts steal that joke... twist the words but same joke lol

[transformersloverjon]

@13WillSullivan as that shit show does

[KingEyebrow]

@13WillSullivan most of the jokes have been stolen the tribal one is in a british show called league of gentlemen but set out in a different way also in spain i saw an irish comedian called mike cash who had pretty much stole all of gilberts material

[Manusturbo]

@KingEyebrow mau mau and gilbert's version existed way before league of gentlemen

[KingEyebrow]

@Manusturbo i know i'm saying these jokes are older than time

[Manusturbo]

@KingEyebrow oh ok

[AlekSensej]

@13WillSullivan and G.G stole half of them to

[7gamex]

@13WillSullivan

Was funny there too, so who gives a damn?

[JO3DIGGA]

@13WillSullivan no family guy didnt steal it they asked him.

[MrRottenmike]

@13WillSullivan Actually, while Gilbert is a master of comic timing and delivery and also a great joke writer, none of the jokes on ''Dirty Jokes'' were written by Gilbert. They're all old jokes. Most of them I've seen in old copies of Hustler Humor magazine and other adult joke books.

[PAYA5O1996]

@13WillSullivan and the one with the doctor and the woman in a car crash..

[bluez4soul]

@13WillSullivan So did Larry The Cable Guy

[RandomNPC15]

@13WillSullivan A lot of Gilbert's material are just really really really old classic jokes. They're basically public domain, you can a lot of his jokes in joke books or just hear them said in a pub. He does write his own stuff too though.

[a7xdude87]

@13WillSullivan And the stork joke technically.

[RedSandPalm]

best seinfield impression holy shit

[shawnp4658]

hahahah epic seinfeld impression