Whose Line: Magician Hoedown

[Andragon90]

haha he tickled her ass xD

[MegaBlue96]

Has Kathy Greenwood ever done a hoedown?

[THAC0MANIC]

@MegaBlue96 Nope she sucks ... get my meaning?

[RealityCheck9495]

drew freaking raped this hoedown haha

[P7P3R15UN8R34K48L3]

Boy I wish I was Colins Fingers... Or Kathy's Ass! ;)

CPT. HAIR RULES!!!

[msskool]

dont fuck with Colin

[brofenix]

WOW Really one of my favorite hoedowns! And episode!

[akshay2215736]

@1:25

Drew took away Ryan's idea of the hoedown!...

[AandM1234]

I am a magician, there's no denying that!

I can pull whole dragons out of a tiny hat!

But once my trick went wrong, it was worse than I feared!

I waved my magic wand and colin's hair disappeared.

[Avankiri]

What were the words to Drew's part of the hoedown? I couldn't quite hear what he said.

[gleewhoseline198]

@Avankiri Hoedowns about magicians are really hard to do,

It's hard to think of one verse,let alone even two,

Let me tell you something that'll give you a little laugh'

If you take my rhyme again i'm gonna saw your ass in half

[Stormcat1]

The great and powerful Trixie is bar-none

She can do anything to anyone

She's the best magician I ever did see

I say great things about her, and she keeps paying me.

[bluefox4000]

I just realized.......Kathy never did a hoedown. I mean even Denny did one.....and she sucked as a performer too

[bigb59100]

Ha Ryan, "Theres goes mine, thanks drew"

[oldfart387]

Had the scariest thing just happened. Clicked another Hoedown and it was all choppy and the volume went up and down. Realized it wasn't 12Medbe! CRAP!!!

I feel violated and am going to go take a shower. Well, after one more....

[13darkdragon]

I tried to learn magic, but then i failed

I wish I'd not used something valuable, then not prevailed

Even colin mochrie could get rid of hair

oh wait he's bald, now I dont really care

[ShanghaiForever]

@ JackLORDofTOASTppl Hilarious! Best one I've seen from fellow-youtubers :D

[Qldroarfan94]

Thanks to the top comments for ruining the song

[eagle8burger]

I cheated on my wife and told her in a letter

I felt so bad I felt I had to grab a pen and tell her

It was a woman from my saw act, the hottest of my staff.

But in my defense, it was just the bottom half.

[Pyrofusion15]

I tried my hand in magic, and I thought I would fail

My trick was to teleport into a whale

But I was really smart, I overed myself in spam

And I was in Drew tummy before I could say Alakazam!

[Renolidor]

THAT WAS MY--

[strokesfan1107]

wait, how did wayne steal drew's rhyme? I know I'm an idiot for not figuring it out right away, but whatever

[irishbug14]

@strokesfan1107 He had one in mind I guess, and Wayne said the same thing.

[Turok676]

damn everytime i watch these, ryan gets more and more hostile lol

[louisvilleguitarguy]

Drew really hates Wayne, cause he always steals his rhyme

He has to think of new ones, every single time

I am a magician, that's something you should hear

And for my next trick I'll make the dislike bar disappear

[thewylion]

0:29, hey, colin's on the piano! :D

[KakashiRox900]

@thewylion LOL. Nice one...He really is a Baldwin

[youbute2007]

Colin sucks at magic, he really needs some help,

During his applause, he never even gets a yelp,

He is terrible, the worst magician anywhere,

His best trick is his disappearing hair!

[SolrSurfr3]

Being a magician ain't so hard a gig

The tricks are really easy and the pay is really big

I'll tell you all my secret if you'll lend me an ear

Just give me your money and then watch me disappear

[trollingnoah]

A magician came to my birthday party when I, was four. At the end everyone left, but I wanted to see more! So he pulled out a new wand that he said was near and dear. But instead of men in boxes is made my virginity dissapear!

[ClintonKelly87]

@trollingnoah - If you lost your virginity at the age of four, you should probably see a counsellor or something...

[CdL3o]

haha i love the end

"that was my a..."

[sumeragiyin]

All these guys have magic, yet I really don't.

Ask me to get in the box, and you'll get "No I won't"

Yet these guys are funny, that I can make it clear.

They never get anything right, until they fall on their rear.

[beastybuster2]

A magician is one thing I would love to do

I think I am the best, even better than you.

But there's no way that I can levetate, no way in hell

If I could I'd probably be as good as Chris Ang-el

[cobrafangz]

i started out with cards and getting cheep cheers

not i can make an elephant dissapear

ive become so crazy youd think i was insane

but i am not nuts im just david fucking blane

[flava47]

thats the first time laura hall has done more than just smile

[dinocubfan]

Drew makes Colin play the girl in many games

Colin wished that the show would get more dames

This was not selfish, no not even crass

once his wish came true he got to fondle Kathy's ass!

[martinaee]

Nobody's commenting on the fact that Colin got to fondle Kathy's ass at the end LOL

[ShinyGeodude]

I love how Wayne always doubles over whenever he finds something hilarious/embarrassing.

[JTwitchyLe]

for the longest time i thought andy warhol was a woman because of the pianist

[DumbassBoiis]

Before I started acting, I had this awesome trick,

I could make my penis, Bigger than a walking stick,

And all the women thought I was a superficial prick,

But the last one that said that to me died choking on my dick.

[icyswordofawesome]

That was easily Drew's best hoedown.

[10Ninjakitty]

It ain't gonna be a Rabbit.

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

When Colin became a magician, I thought his choice was right.

He tried his best to "Wow!" He tried with all his might.

But when it came to magic, Colin's skill, it did lack.

He made his hair disappear but couldn't bring it back.

[DumbassBoiis]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl Most of the comment hoedowns are really bad,

Most of them lack comedy and really make me sad,

But yours my friend truly made my day,

It could qualify to be on Whose Line is it Anyway?

[toorc93]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl Impressive, loved it :)

[jopi122]

@JackLORDofTOASTppl awesome dude^^

[ElfenLied619]

I have a special trick that cannot beat.

It is very cool, it is very neat.

But first I need a female assisant to stand up in here.

Then I will make my penis disappear!

[sshhaannkkss]

This is kinda funny, all the people doing rhymes,

This show is really funny ,so i watch it all the time..

Magic is amazing but i don't really care..

I'd rather say some bald joke about Colin and his hair.

[rlbluver]

If we mention magic we'll not forget about Ozma

She is a fairy, yes, but she will not cause nasuea

and with Baum dead we have one more mission here

Reilly and Lee learned the spell to make Oz disappear

[DeathByEpicness]

i want to do some magic

pull a rabbit out a hat

the closest think that i can get

is a fluffy rat

i swing it round my head and smack it on the floor

then i throw it backwards and right ouside my door

this hoedown's not that funny

and it is very long

so why dont i just cut it short

like justin bieber in a thong

[macadaddyn]

@DeathByEpicness Haha, good one.

[realofficialuzumaki]

what episode and season is this

[2kdlove]

@ solar464 AMEN!!!!!!!!

What did drew say????

[ITSOVER9000ish]

I am a magician, and I will blow your mind

I am the best magician that you'll ever find

And if you disagree, you can to to hell.

Oh, by the way, my name is Criss Angel.

[Tacoma1993]

I WANTED SUMO WRESTLER!!!

[Frequency404]

I like doing magic, every single day,

I really really really like doing magic every day,

magic magic magic magic magic every day,

I have Asperger's syndrome.

[EmoKittyValentine]

@Frequency404 Not funny...

[teamrapturegames]

@Frequency404 So do I and I heartily agree with this hoedown verse.

[solar464]

im a metal magician, and i really rock.

complete with pimpin hat, and a glowing magic cock.

one day i found this dumb guy, the most annoying in the world.

his name was justin bieber, and i made him a girl.

[Echo43w]

I love when they steal each others lines in this its damn funny

[LoessJaz]

Some day I want to be just like Houdini

But some of the tricks make me scared like a weeny

So in stead of dying like him in a great big slaughter

I'll practice my spells at Hogwarts just like Harry Potter

[PADGEist]

One day last week i locked my wife in the cellar,

Just so i could sneek off and go watch Penn and Teller,

Some people including me think that they rock,

Except my wife, who hates them, so she slit of my cock

[11grapegatorade11]

Oh if I knew magic, I'd use it all day long. I'd make the world a better place, I could do no wrong. I have a great idea that just popped in my head. I'd use my magic powers and raise Jimi Hendrix from the dead.

[pinkpanther61789]

if i were a magician, i know exactly what i would do

first i would get rid of those chimps called "congress" slinging poo

at Temple University it would start raining beer

and everybody's student debt would disappear!

[FEARthexDino]

I think that I am a good magician

It's the only thing I'm good at in this position

Some people think I don't have a lot off class

Say that again and I'll pull a rabbit out your ass

[ShiningTsuki]

lol, at the end, Wayne goes '*sigh* i guess I have to be tickled.'

[10royals10]

the best hoedowns come when you got

wayne, greg, colin than ryan

[misanthrodee]

Criss Angel's my favorite magician,that is no lie,

and if he messed up a trick,i actually might cry.

Criss is really good,and is able to do houdini's tricks,

he can do them better,they never need to be fixed

[PKrockin]

This is one of my favorite hoedowns. I loved Colin and Drew's verses and everyone stealing each other's rhymes was hilarious.

[wmclindsaycindy4ever]

The episode was on about 5 minutes ago, and I couldn't stop laughing each time Colin went after Wayne tickling the living daylights out of him. Love this.

[Devilishbritt]

Magicians tricks are really quite impressive,

That's probably why they are so extensive,

How does magic help me,

Well it can give me tons of money.

[binnoshi]

stop writing hoedowns, most of them suck!!! and i always waste my time and read them! cant resist it !~~

[estilt9]

I got bit the other day it really stung real bad

it was my own fault for mixing up phrases in my head

its something that happens often it is a bad habit

im ma magician who tried to pull a hat out of a rabbit

[JoshWhitaker87]

i'm a magician, i love my job,

i have an unusual name, i'm the amazing bob,

i have a trick i did once and never did again,

i made drew carry really really thin

[bushbasher85]

I love doing magic tricks

and doing lots of shows

Entertaining all the people

thats how it goes

Performing lots of parties

and getting lots of laughs

then getting looks of horror

when I pull things out my ass!

[R4ND0Mman]

When you mention magic now it's always Harry Potter,

This generation loves him, yes, every son and daughter.

And with the series over, I just have one mission here,

I need to learn the spell that will make Twilight disappear.

[dragonlordd]

@R4ND0Mman yes death to sparkling vamps, and shirt less spray tan wolf guy....Underworld FTW

[JohanStarDragon]

@R4ND0Mman Amen to that.

Death to Twilight.

[11Cloverchick]

@R4ND0Mman

Can you teach me that spell? It may work better with more power behind it!!

[TheRedMan2550]

@R4ND0Mman Best. Hoedown. I have ever heard. Thank you.

[joemomma824]

drews the best at these

[Xwarfie]

@joemomma824 nah, colin or ryan

[joemomma824]

@Xwarfie you think colin? his rarely make sense, but when they do, then hellz yeaaa. but yea ryan is very good lolz

[Seldarius]

@joemomma824 Colins Hoedowns usually do make sense, but the joke is often not that obvious, as hes using alot of puns and references. Cerebral stuff ;).

[joemomma824]

@Xwarfie FUCK IT, THEYRE ALL GOOD!

[TedKrusty]

Lol, Wayne stole drew's rhyme then he stole ryans xD

[jillybilly862]

Which episode is this from?

[baronessdouglass]

Rule #1 of Hoedowns: Never make fun of the person after you.

[Biohazard1369]

i dont understand Wayne's punchline. Someone please clarify for me.

[OgreProgrammer]

@Biohazard1369 Waynes punchline: Sigfried and Roy are las vegas magicians. Leroy is a stereotypical name for a black man.

[567hurricane]

They say that magicians never tell their secrets

But I will not be the one that'll keep it

My trick saves lives cause it gets rid of the fever

You guesed it, I destroyed Justin Bieber

[Statalyzer]

Did the guy in the crowd say "magician"? It sort of sounds like "musician".

[Thedarkbrother21]

seriously people...quit making up ur own hoedowns

[tommy444401]

2 people wanted to be a magician for all of their life

[harveyspike]

Colin's the geatest comedian ever to live..

[Magzillas]

This was the first hoedown I committed to memory because the momentum just keeps going the whole way through.

[janvictor1]

Im not a magician but I kind do a trick

please dont continue reading cus this is kind of sick

just press f13 and you must be a great fucker

i bet you looked next to f12 haha so long SUCKER!

[Eupatorix]

I wanna touch Kathy's butt!

[captainseagers]

Drew mentioned that his line Wayne did steal

And for Drew, that certainly held no appeal

Now he is not too shabby; he can be such a whiz

But when he said "saw your ass in half", well, it already is

[owenopoliss]

One of the best Hoedowns EVER.

[lilbrainyballerina]

Didn't anyone else hear Colin say "That was my-" at the end?

[piperspal138]

@lilbrainyballerina that was ryan..

[lilbrainyballerina]

@piperspal138 um, no it was Colin

[piperspal138]

@lilbrainyballerina you mean at 1:21? That was Ryan.

[lilbrainyballerina]

@piperspal138 No, I said at the very end when Colin's being the Tickler

[piperspal138]

@lilbrainyballerina yes now I hear it :)

[wolfpac1able]

i'm a magician i am not the best

but i have never had to take a test

i try to convince the girls that magic is real

by introducing myself as david cop-a-feel

[TheEsperanza243]

Could someone please tell me which episode this is? I remember watching it, but don't remember which one. I wanna hear Wayne's scream again.

[BKAllmighty]

I am a magician, and i am the best,

my magic trics are better than all the rest.

If you don't think so, i can make you less whiney,

i'll make you face look just like your hiney.

[theTAT3R]

What did Drew say???

[IceMystic1216]

one of my favorite hoedowns from the show.

[IceMystic1216]

one of my favorite hoedowns ever.

[LucidEmbrace]

THAT WAS MY A-

[XavyWin7]

I am a great magician as famous as can be

The tricks that I can pull off can be a bit crazy

People think I'm not normal maybe even insane

That's right you guessed it my name is David Blaine

[thetiemeier021]

they all take each others rymes

[triplek809]

Ryan should'ev said

Colin should be a magician I think he should

But thing is he's not very good

Don't go watch his show tell all of your peer

The best trick he ever did was make his hair dissapear!

[Tracieew]

That was one of the first times that drew was actually really funny.

[Heavylight17]

It seems like everyone doing a verse for this skit

And Justin Beiber seems to be the best target to hit

I don't mind these Beiber haters; let them have their laugh

In the meantime, I'll be sawing Charlie Shean in half

[TheColorCommentation]

@Heavylight17 You speeled Charlie Sheen wrong



[Heavylight17]

@TheColorCommentation You spelled spelled wrong.

[TheColorCommentation]

@Heavylight17 Fuck!

[Heavylight17]

@TheColorCommentation We all make mistakes.

[freshpbluessoul]

@Heavylight17 and il be sawing you in half

[Schazmen]

@Heavylight17

You don't like him much, do you?

[kvdivya]

I went to a magic show sometime last year

magician said that he can make my hair disappear

I was scared, but I voluneered for the act

But , now i am colin mochrie and thats a fact !!!

[blacknight114]

I am a magician, i have special tricks

I can get all the girls, take home all the chicks

It really isn't hard, cause I'm such a man

I just tell them that i have candy in my van

[theSportguy24]

Being a magician is one of my lifetime goals

Sometimes my tricks though literally take peoples souls

Like this one I did the other day it got a little laugh

I didnt mean to kill him but I cut Bieber right in half

[Jessmira23]

LOOOOL! This is the one where Colin pours the coffee on his hand in the skit "Helping hands"! SOOO FUNNY!

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

wow, talking about hurting him killing him or just hating him how freaking old is it getting to see justin beiber comments on videos that have NOTHING to do with him

[loverdesquised]

@shittyfagg

Well sigfreid and Roy are magicians in Vegas and he said sigfreid and Leroy and it probably had to do with his verse.

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Drew owned this Hoedown!

[kiimburliie]

LOL, "If you take my rhyme again, I'm gonna saw your ass in half."

one 1000 disappearing points to you, Drew.

[XoXCutieBlondeXoX]

FUCK YEAH COLIN!!!

[XoXCutieBlondeXoX]

FUCK YEAH DREW!!!

[Goodyfan17]

I love doing magic, I do it all the time

But what I don't like is making verses rhyme

You're supposed to make them funny, but it just is not worthwhile;

When it comes to doing hoedowns I agree with Ryan Stiles!

*Actually I love watching them, but oh well!*

[hitokage4]

This is easily the best of all hoedowns as everyone's really on their game tonight and all of them made me laugh, specially Drew's!

[RedFireGreenThunder1]

There is a person on YouTube who's really cool.

He uploads vids of adults who act like fools!

The things he does are just like wizardry!

I'm watching his vids now, his name is 12Medbe!!!!!

[familyguyfan74]

I'm a magician

although not exactly.

I'm really a hypnotist.

It's too easy!

It's not hard to make people

do as they are told.

But what can I say?

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!!

[512kapow]

SUmo wrestler, lol

[armityle27]

you guys need to stop

making new hoedowns

the show can't here you

and makes my head go ow!

i swear to god

it's it's not a from of art

OH GOD DAMN IT

YOU GUYS MADE ME START

[armityle27]

@armityle27 i meant hear, not here

[acciodoublestuff0202]

@ladyinspectorfox is that a starkid reference??????

[higirl16410]

@acciodoublestuff0202 YESS I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of that!

[D2Vincent]

I can do a neat trick with a lot of monsters near,

My best trick ever is making them dissapear.

How do i do it, it's a secret for you and me,

I make them dissapear by shooting my BFG.

[ladyinspectorfox]

I love doing magic, it's fun to get some kicks

By runnin' round and doing several tricks

My favorite one is when I make wine out of water

And no, I'm not Jesus, I'm Harry freakin' Potter.

[shiauko]

@ladyinspectorfox I love you O__O

[brittboo858]

@ladyinspectorfox You are amazing:)

[HotaruMitsuki101]

@ladyinspectorfox Did I tell you how much I love you?

[Gleek215]

@ladyinspectorfox Hellz yes XD

[beatleluva62]

Can someone please tell me what episode this is I really wanna watch the whole episode

[Scyentha549]

Dear 12Medbe,

Your awesome with all these vids of whose line xD

[Blueeyedguy2369]

This is my favorite of all!!!!

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

It hilarious seeing Drew get mad whenever takes a rhyme that he wanted to do :)

[ojycdf]

how the hell did she win?

[meepenator3]

Dre- I mean RYAN's verse was hilarious

[nix207]

wait, did Colin just tickle Kathy's bum?

[ConanVictor]

@nix207 Hey! Surprise!

[Ddonuts5]

i saw this magician, last friday night

his tricks were amazing it really was a sight

But his final trick really was something

he gave drew cary liposuction

I am a good magician I'm really not that bad, even though I did lose that bunny in the hat, there are a couple kinks just a few things that I lack, I can make you disappear I just can't get you back