Unlikely Questions From This Year's Exams - Mock The Week - Series 10 Episode 5 - BBC Two

[MissAvadaKadavraJR]

What is that grey thing Jack always has in his pocket

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

I Was going to make a gay joke, Butt Fuck it.

[lavane26]

"Explain the use of juxtaposition in Macbeth. Alternatively write down everything you know about Macbeth in a blind panic, cuz you've got no idea what the word 'juxtaposition' is." HAHAHA!!! Oh how often i did that...

[NickyLess]

@lavane26 Lol! Yep :) for both drama and English haha :)

[Crandasher]

0:49 - Is Jack Whitehall using notes?

[ChloeRhiannonX]

Oh, how I wish these guys wrote my exam papers =')

[xLos3rFac3x]

I know what juxtaposition is!

[FalconsPOWN2]

my lucky pencil case had that question exactly though..

[icefordpal]

@ImagineWizard What is it then do you know with out looking it up on the Internet

[575Revolve]

John is an average 13-year-old boy. How many cans of Lynx will he use a week?

[Music4AII]

I burst at the 1st one.

[dramacrazynet]

YES!! This Is awesome and it was uploaded on my birthday!!

[asupersonglover]

After losing the war and spending all his money on ways to kill over 6 million Jews...

How much was Hitler's gas bill?

(Just a joke, not trying to be offensive)

[OllieJoya]

@asupersonglover haha its more: the awkward moment when hitler saw his gas bill

[OllieJoya]

@asupersonglover which don't apply to the thing hahaha my bad

[theanonperson]

I love Milton Jones!

[NaNaNaNaEverydayIPOD]

John has 3 apples he give one to a friend. Calculate the mass of the sun

[ImagineWizard]

@NaNaNaNaEverydayIPOD You shouldn't need to calculate the mass of the Sun. It should be common knowledge.

[mrneontrafficlights]

@NaNaNaNaEverydayIPOD haha i wish they had said that

[pippa21336]

Did anyonne else get excited when they saw Jack Whitehall on here?

[abi24]

Juxtaposition joke gets me every time. Not quite as good as the look of panic when you see someone attempting a question on oxymorons...

[MajicandHayleyy]

the elephant joke killed me...

[TheCelloMan100]

Milton Jones' lucky pencil case joke was hysterical, I nearly fell off my chair I laughing so hard

[bemyheart1]

I will help you with your exam, here's a rubber, you will get more marks

[davidmichael07]

"Poetry: Is it all a bit gay?" Love Jack Whitehall and I can't wait to see him live in March!! It's annoying when he says something funny and the other comics don't laugh or even react...

[CJKay93]

@davidmichael07 Probably because he just genuinely isn't funny 90% of the time.

[davidmichael07]

@CJKay93 Well he hasn't got to where he is now only in his early 20's by only being funny 10% of the time.

[jonsi1990]

Here one: If the world population has risen by 80 per cent by the year 2030, how fucked would we be................discuss

[sugarbabe37]

'Poetry: is it all a bit gay?'

If only this had appeared in my English paper...

[jamesmaslowaddict]

They starded laughing before he started to speak :p

[PoochyEXE]

I've got one of my own: A car leaves London at 8:00 AM with the intended destination of Birmingham, but instead arrives in Leeds at 7:00 PM. How much time did James May spend being lost?

[mikeymikemikey1]

@TheCRChannel Interviews are kind of the way show the person's confidence and charisma, not sure why a course is needed.

[tbass94]

Discuss the metaphysical meaning of the following poem- my friend Billy has a ten foot willie

[annebolynzarsilve]

When travling abroad, which nationality of women will be most easily seduced by your brittish accent:

A)French

B)Russian

C)American

[TheTechieBoy1]

Quantify N in terms of Q when Q is a positive interger that dissects a parabolic curve- Hows your lucky pencil case now.

LOL

[LovinMusicxxx]

@TheTechieBoy1 Best one liner Milton has ever done on MTW ;)

[jessssss624]

britain has a drama exam? :O

[ToRchWoOdLuV1]

@jessssss624 Unfortunatly yes :l we have 60% written, so scripts and stimulus's and changes we have made throughout the Topic and then a 3 day Drama practical where we have to put together scenes previously created whilst under the eye of an examiner :l But its really good fun because we have no normal lesson's for three whole days!

[mikeymikemikey1]

@ToRchWoOdLuV1 why the hell do schools even teach drama, it's mostly about confidence, something you either have or don't.

[KelticWoman1]

@mikeymikemikey1 I was shy at school, joined a drama class - frigging loved it, on stage you are not you if you get into character and so I was whoever the character was, I learned so much in drama school by giving me the confidence to be Eliza Doolitle, a singer, a dancer - whatever it educated me into becoming someone who now would stand in front of any audience in life - I have kicked the fuck out of someone bullying another and I will defend anyone who is in need. Yep drama taught me a lot.

[mikeymikemikey1]

@KelticWoman1 that was more of a life lesson than a drama lesson, but glad you're standing up to morons.

[KelticWoman1]

@mikeymikemikey1 Your most probably right - but one I'm glad I had, have a good one.

[ToRchWoOdLuV1]

@mikeymikemikey1 I agree it is about confidence. But some people like being different from who they are and see it as an escape xD Plus you make new friends etc etc. Also if you are really good at drama and get an agent you become rich and famous.. or at least that is what the majority of my Drama class think :l I chose Drama because it was great fun away from all the complicated exams like Maths and Science.

[deinvadder88]

@Kwerkyify Cool Story, Bro!

[kepone405]

If Jimmy bought 8 pears, ate 4 of them, which shitty fruit market did he go to now?

[sammyr0]

tom has £1million

if he spends £1million on a gigantic pizza how much of a retard is he

[Butteryfly2467]

1.19 made me laugh so hard!!

[Robman275]

My pin number is the comination of four digits, set by my bank when I was granted a bank account, that I use, paired with my bank card, at an atm in order to access the various functions of said atm, most likely to access money from said bank account and/or a reciept showing me my bank balance.

Does that answer Hugh's qustion?

[michaelklog]

@Robman275 nope it's 4835

[Robman275]

@michaelklog HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!

[7heAre7s]

Mine is 1337

[Hadesrising96]

4741

[kri7254138]

@Hadesrising96 Now give me the card!

[MrBaysies]

i know what juxtaposition is TAKE THAT

[cupcakewhoreily3]

What's the name of that round thing that they throw in the Olympics. Discuss hahaha

[Splazz]

@cupcakewhoreily3 Yeah, because of course, the joke works just as well when you write it down.

[cupcakewhoreily3]

@Splazz ok ok calm down

[niallm9693]

KEEP PRESSING 3 !!!!!!

[Beaver489]

Keep pressing 7, hugh looks like a puppet! XD

[OliiSykes]

keep pressing 0 for a purple wank

[Beaver489]

@OliiSykes That comment deserves so many thumbs up :L

[EpixSoss12]

@BinaryFlareRC Wow... if you hate him sooo much why the fuck do you watch him?

[BinaryFlareRC]

@EpixSoss12 Because there are 5 other comedians on the show?

[CJusticeHappen21]

n = 21

[VaultCon]

Q1. Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

[kievins1]

@VaultCon I wish Hugh had got that one in!

[MusicAndTheMelody]

Calculate the following sum: Wayne Rooney + 30 Older Women = .....

[MyCodenameIsIan]

@MusicAndTheMelody = Kai Rooney

[MusicAndTheMelody]

@MyCodenameIsIan lol! I don't think it takes 30 older women to make a baby. One is easier. x]

[MrDuckKiller52]

TBH i would answer "what is your pin number" with, for whitch bank? :D lol

[tidalwave2k11]

press 5 for a massiv laugh!!!!

[snazzymason303]

;-\ what is ur pin number. . ? MAWHAHHAHA!

[ManMadeGod4]

@Theenieful

They said elephant, not hamster.

[Theenieful]

@ManMadeGod4 My hearings perfect ta

[hannahmcfly25]

How's ur lucky pencil case naow ? huh? huh?

[Jakhjam]

I got a never answered question: "Where is a womans g-spot?"

[7CellarDoors]

@Jakhjam The kitchen

[Jakhjam]

@7CellarDoors The more you know :D

[YirbyBond00Y]

@Jakhjam Answer: Why ask?

[Boycini9]

My lucky pencil case was burnt in my chemistry practical exam...... karma?

[EdeLovesGerrard]

LOOOOOOLLLLL!!

"how's your lucky pencilcase now?"

i died through this whole thing man.. fucking awesome.

[katyandlibby]

I can't believe Russel Howard isn't in this one :'(

[themightyjoseph]

Milton Jones line was fucking brilliant.

[StaraziaSelin66]

i got one (like anyone cares):

if this question is impossible to answer, please use the cheat sheets provided.

[EdeLovesGerrard]

@StaraziaSelin66 LOLL nice.

[LilLouise18]

I love Milton Jones

[BatHunterofDevon]

2:15

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I nearly did that in my English GCSE

[RamonTheMighty]

@BatHunterofDevon Also what I WILL have to do in a few weeks :(

[nja122890]

The diagram of the male elephant genitalia wouldn't take 30 sheets of paper at actual size-the penis is only 6 ft, though he can only utilize the first 6 inches due to the placement of the vulva on the female. (Animal Science FTW)

[EdeLovesGerrard]

@nja122890 cool lol

[MwoStiles]

quantify 'n' in terms of 'q', when 'q' is a positive intiger that disects a parabolic curve... I've just started my exams this week, and sometimes this is how i feel =D

[cathalh6]

answer 4578765456 ;)

[chrono1217]

what's that a-team joke about?

[fishiepie13]

@chrono1217 BA stands for British Airways. ;p

[PollyJuice]

@chrono1217

B.A Baracus, the muscle guy of the a-team, had a fear of flying. Whenever the team had to fly somewhere, they had to drug him or render him unconscious in some other way to get him onboard a plane.

[MrVodkaAnyone]

I used to make unlikely questions to hear in an exam........but then i took an arrow in the knee.

[queso130]

@MrVodkaAnyone oh no, i though that those comments would be contained to the gaming section youtube, how wrong i was lol

[Kilanna]

@queso130 no place is safe from the dreaded knee arrows....that and semi-amusing memes.

[djpodgorny]

@ellenmelon771 Go to Spain!

[MrNusecus]

i dunno Jack...i thought you'd know whats gay and what isn't

[TheHHAddict]

The way they laugh before the comics actually start talking xD

[sanaasmilelines]

the juxtaposition one.... so true!! haha

[kolmf]

@sanaasmilelines Except if they that to my class, they would go "Juxtaposition... Just a position... hmmm..."

[Arachnidius]

*gasp* was that a Father Ted reference, the Napoleon line?? :o

[OCRob21]

rofl - how's your lucky pencil case now....ey...ey...ey whaaaa

[TheMegalegU]

Jack Whitehall's snarky, but in a good way.

[niegwl]

My sons just thrown out his lucky pencil case!

[westy230597]

what is your pin number? hahahaha



[lukisumner]

"napoleon; a small man, or a long way away?"

[jowen2c]

2:37 lol

[comicraider]

2:13 please tell me im not the only guy who did this in his english exam ><

[HairyHariyama]

@Kwerkyify Only almost?

[gbindahouse94]

@HairyHariyama His teacher was stingy on the spelling mistakes and deducted marks for them I guess.

[RosarioVixen]

hahaha i suck at english and even i know juxtaposition is how your sitting on your seat when you got a boner ;P, nah kidding. who doesn't know what it means??

[bfmv11kyle]

Milton Jones is the best i think, i think he should be a pernament panelist

[ellenmelon771]

lol, I'm glad none ofthese were my exam questions!! ;P xXx

[Jaderzz11]

I just adore jack Whitehall !!! How dare you say he's not funny , watch his Robert Patterson sketch . But the best one was ' what's your pin number ' lol

[shanustheanus]

@Jaderzz11 Who the hell is Robert Petterson?

Is he a friend of Justin Beaver?

[WILLZVIDS]

Jack Whitehall is just not funny.

[ellenmelon771]

@WILLZVIDS :O!!!!!

[scarH1997]

I once had a written test question"spell: onomatopioea

[JamminJonny94]

@scarH1997 still spelt that wrong

[saskiagreeneyes]

"My friend billy has a ten foot willy." I cannot stop laughing.

[KingCarrot500]

Quantify N in terms of Q when Q is a positive interger that thysectabolic curve, How's Your Lucky Pensilcase now!? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Milton Jones is a Legend!

[AchtungBabyNZ]

That juxtaposition line about Macbeth is exactly how I feel about my English exams right now.

[rugbyking32]

first one cracks me up :)

[SSHelix1]

i like turtles, like this so we don't get a spoiler

[Natulcien1992]

@SSHelix1 Indeed, turtles rock!

[TheTruckSimAddict]

@SSHelix1 what a coincidence, i like tutles to

[0Jpw]

Why the hell are the two top comments the same.... Whats the piont in repeating what they just said if you just watched it.

[MindSeeR666]

This is one of the funnies i've ever seen.

[kdjdshfaej]

-proud face- i know what juxta position is 8B

[DondeEstaVee]

WHAT IS YOUR PIN NUMBER!!!!

looooooooooooooooool!!

[Dobby319]

insert line from show we have all just seen

[purplebookbanjolion]

i did the macbeth thing...

[ianwilson2007]

oh my god they kill themselves at Milton's 'lucky pencil case' line

[blackoutninja]

I love the way hugh dennis' eyes flicker to the left after a joke, while his face remains still

[cornishpixies69]

Napoleon, a small man or a long way away?

[killahouse4321]

@rockingrocker347 it's part of the act mate?

[rockingrocker347]

is Jack Whitehall a bit gay?

[k1r5ty98]

dont you just hate it when you look at the top comments hoping for them to be witty and humorous and they are just quotes from the video -__-

[ianwilson2007]

@k1r5ty98 AND they're the same quote

[PinkkElephantt]

I want to meet this Billy...

[popazz1]

I meant Whitehall,not Whitehead.

[popazz1]

Somebody tell Whithead he's just not funny!

[EmmaTheHippo]

2:11 That is so true! xD

[GreatX546]

I LOL'd at the last question

[E1e4n0rS]

If an exam marker has 5 bottles of wine before work, how fucked are you?

[Matty09Magic]

without singing, what is the knee bone connected to. HAHAHAHA

[lilpinkpiglet35]

I dont get the lucky pencil case joke...

[MilockGAMES24]

Why does 6/4 of the population, not know how to use fractions?

[Toxin1509]

Wow theres such a wide variety in the top 2 coments.

[rjmurphyman]

I invented the 'Discus' question as soon as the topic came up when I first saw this.

[TDF9055]

0:25 - Push Off A Cliff

[ellenmelon771]

lmao 'the Nazis got all their ideas from the History Channel'

xP xXx

[ellenmelon771]

Hahahaha I took Drama.... guess I'm destined to be a waitress then! XD xXx

[OCRob21]

Discuss............aaaaaaha :D

[KenzoSnizzle]

@OCRob21 ...That is if they are well taught. :p Of course, juxtaposition means contrast for those who will take GCSEs this year. Ignore what Andy says and you'll thank me later. Lol :p

[KenzoSnizzle]

Oy, shove off, Andy! Most students should know what juxtaposition is! Lol :p

[DoctorPossum]

@KenzoSnizzle Really?

[Alaurahpinder1990]

keep pressing 0 and look at the guy in the purple shirt doing a naughty thing xxxx

[BethB357]

Lol makes me less stressed about exams knowing tese are unlikely questions xxx

[MrILAWSON]

i love it when the the two top comments are the same

[kimmyn12]

i love that the 2 top comments are always the same :D

[Poscopic]

That discus joke was incredible.