Let's Play - The Darkness - Part 3 - "Let me sit on the god damn couch!"

[deaddude36]

I have this game and all I have to say is that cake is a lie

[Demonlord4546]

you know,if i told my gal that i was a killer-for-hire,she definitaly wouldnt be so forgiving about it lol

[ThuqLiF31]

Why would she slap him and leave isn't it her house

[firestar9911]

hey! hey! hey why you sleepin there- ok no.

[lovesucks1811]

That couch I swear I've never been so ready to quit a game on something like that I'm pretty sure it took like 10 minutes

[Shawaeon]

Fuck your couch nigga!

[bibbedmass25]

stop your bitchin!

[turdmen111]

can kill civilians in this game? haha weird question but plz answer!

[fumblebeef]

@turdmen111 yes but your wasting your darklings (or whatever they're called) since you cant devour hearts from innocent.

[okamisuperblueyoshi1]

it would suck to be stuck like that its like ok sweet sit here with my girl and the button won't show up nad it like this"ok why can't i sit" "ok how do i sit" "OK HOW THE FUCK DO I SIT" "OMG WHY CAN'T I FUCKING SIT ON THIS GOD DAMN COUCH"

[MrHoodlin]

The darkness said (she reeks of innocence) because the thing just wants to kill guilty people I guess :P

[Empoleon641]

Jesus Christ, pal! Calm the fuck down! It's just a game! There's no need to get upset!

[40404040z]

HA HA she reaks f innocence THAT I WANNA TAKE

[jurassicpark4ever]

Why does Jackie have an old man voice?

[CyberMetalOverlord]

I can't wait for the Darkness 2 which was recently announced i'm so happy to finally play the sequel to this awesome game

[EEERRIK]

@CyberMetalOverlord it's not made by the same people who did this one tho

[CyberMetalOverlord]

@EEERRIK yeah but still it'll be nice to play the darkness again

[Anime96Vault]

Cake is a lie

[AnthroTsuneon]

No "The cake is a lie" joke?

[xela1221]

cake cake CAKE....jk no one cares

[jedbeddo1]

shes kind of thick huh?

[texantyrant]

HOW DO I SIT ON A COUCH?

[Portokal400]

Dammit, I want fucked up monsters helping me, too!! ^_^

[TwojaStaraIFrytki]

wow, she's sexy

[Adrillius]

1:05

What do you want ? Get out ma way, get out ... GET OUTTA MA WAY !

lol !

[Supervisor69]

sit with me ...

um ok how do i do that

ROFL

[PookieBearDaisy]

man i got this game it is BADASS! and jackie is soo fuckalicious MHMMM lol sorry im a lil hyper today....... >>

[DaddyProGamer]

lol i thought that dog was in the game

[Ookamiboy12]

@DaddyProGamer i know, huh? i mean this IS New York, hell i was expecting to hear a car alarm, a mugging, and the opening from "Hey Arnold"

[Makrillol]

you probably cut that part because the died 10 times :)

[DarkmanX66]

"She reeks of innocence!"

"So what?"

[SleepwalkerGM]

get outta mah way man lol

[sigge19]

the soundtrack(s) in this game is freakin beautiful!

[Lukesparow221]

haha, lol. arent we lucky real life doesnt work like that

[TheSaintGamer]

Yes! hide the truth with more truth!

[overlord210]

your only three

[BleuStele]

"Jenny, it's nothing, I'm just having some trouble sitting on a couch"

Lol, XD

[Yorpie]

your dog barking on the back ground i thought it was in the game! :P It fits good with the appartements. Nice LP by the way.

[brent123123123123123]

cool

[657luk]

get off the couch its obvious shell die if you dont

[w0mblemania]

I told her a lie, hiding the truth from her, and it ended up the exact same way. :)

[w0mblemania]

Thanks for the videos!

I'm playing the game for the first time, playing a section, then watching your LP of that section. It's a very cool game with some great ideas.

Must say, you make it look very easy though. :)

[Getaro]

Lol the Couch-press-button situation, didn't that just happen to everyone of us? :D

You're awesome man!!

[cooldude1886]

y the hell would he have a pager when he could just have a cell phone -__-

[GENERALzod777]

@cooldude1886 just a theory, but the comics originally came out in the 90's so.... maybe its based then?

[Dezzrra]

I've just started watching this Let's Play but I have to say I'm enjoying it immensely. I'm definitely going to check out some more of your videos!

[RCCeptor5665]

Why thankyuh sir. :D I'm glad you are enjoying it thus far!

[lukeape1]

@RCCeptor5665 in your video before this i said how the darkness says wierd things well when around jenny it sounds scared as at 1 point it said "no jakie not here not now!"

olso if you stay on the couch with her she kisses you and you get 15 gamerscore.

[rocooak]

*that guy wont let me play my harmonica unless i pay him a coupole hunderd dollers* *rcc-well then just fuk him in the ass a phew times* ...eaither buck or fuck

[valinhorn42]

hah, this game is awesome, as is your commentary :)

[franciscosuperdeluxe]

GASP!!111!

the cake ISN'T a lie!

apparently the phrase "kill you" doesn't reach the Jenny's comprehension...

[MillieBoBilly]

What do them outfits do, make the darklings more spiffy?oor is it just an achievment?

Bad dawg shaddap wile I'm recording!

[RCCeptor5665]

:D Yeah

Ah, and yeah, the outfits make the darklings look funnier.

[blackstormhero]

@RCCeptor5665

Referring to your reply comment to MillieBoBilly, the outfits also give the darklings weapons. Can't leave that out!

[lukeape1]

@MillieBoBilly actually they also unlock better weapons like a potato sack will make him have a knife and i found a fire suit and he started carrying a fire axe! Yea the beserker will where outfits depending on the place

[MillieBoBilly]

@lukeape1 oh kewl :3

[ShadowPhoenix142]

Its too bad the gun fight got cut out. Damn DVD recorder! I think the calling for the 2 Darkling outfits is the reason I never go tthe achievement, never knew they were obtained via calls.

[banjokazooiefan4life]

lol i thought that dog barking was in the game!