lolz, I already got it without out that unnecessary and weird animation... -_-", I think those animators were bored... that or the program had to much time left and they wanted to fill it up XD
This is fucking bizarre. Does the male go on consciously living? How the hell does this change occur? At what point is his body like "whelp, these cells over here seem separate from me, but what the hell, I'm just gonna start melding myself to them anyway.
@RyanKaufman If you wanna cease to exist as a human and become nothing more than a secondary sex organ belonging to someone else, for a SANDWICH; go ahead.
@leonid1995 Nah I'm pretty good. Some males do not have the necessary requirements for sandwich making though, and they would need this kind of treatment.
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@AceofDlamonds I wouldn't say that, the significance is there in the face that the male is required to create another generation. The face that he's smaller and has a more passive lifestyle than the female doesn't degrade his significance I'd say, it's just a little bit different than the way we used to run things.
Ok, well I am sure about my former statement. Insects make up more species than any other on earth. And almost ALL insects IF NOT ALL, have a sexual dimorphism where the females are the ones living "meaningful" lives while the males are there to suck a little sap and mate with females.
@AceofDlamonds "Meaningful lives." Is an interesting thing to tag to insects, don't you think? Weather or not their lives are full of action doesn't measure the necessity/"meaning" of their lives. It seems sort of strange to apply the word "meaning" to the life of any animal, as the "meaning of life" question is one that humans alone contemplate.
which Is why I put it in quotes....I don't have an exact word for it. Ok Maybe I should have used the word "productive". Generally it's a more productive life, as animals eat, mature, migrate, mate, lay eggs, etc.....higher animals with the male being larger such as many mammals generally live more productive lives compared to simpler animal males who sometimes don't eat, don't sleep, or live longer than a few days just to mate with the female.
Jesus.
Dodo251 5 hours ago
Damn nature u scary!
papalolita 1 day ago
lol, this is fucked up
juanarruti 3 days ago
OH!!! woooow
arbww2040 4 days ago
:L
DoGgYDiddy 5 days ago
what the hell, to hell with aliens, the earth is strange enuff!!!
8thveilproductions 5 days ago
if im small like that,ill explore the cave in between the legs
lonelyboyzx 6 days ago
what the fucking fuck? crazy mothafuckin fish.
kaykayyish 1 week ago
1:00 BUSH!!!
1:19 ORGASM!!!
2:08 A SPERM CELL!!!
somerandoperson 1 week ago
What did I just watch??
stjernemix15 1 week ago
That was the weirdest thing i have ever seen
Robertjcksn40 1 week ago
What am I watching?
WalrusLord756 1 week ago
planking
rightofway12 1 week ago
its what happens when you get married
zjayjay31 1 week ago 2
wtf?
guitargodman99 1 week ago
WTF he fuses into her???
TheSuddenFire 2 weeks ago
lumpy space princeses parents sort of
HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk 2 weeks ago
dat ass
HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk 2 weeks ago
I am at the weird side of youtube... AGAIN!
tatinasddd 2 weeks ago
So it's kind of like Hagrid's mom and dad?
CasusUniversum 2 weeks ago 2
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firecold100 2 weeks ago
o.o
what the....
ImGonaEatChu 2 weeks ago
Giant pussy, you could live in there.
Mikesheesh 3 weeks ago
Imagine that when you would have sex with a woman that you would fuse with her body 0.0
and then they say there is nothing more worse then marriage
melikefail 3 weeks ago 3
@melikefail Well, at least, you can tell who's a virgin from the number of lumps on her body.
DexwardCuxann 3 weeks ago 2
I have the weirdest boner right now..
TheLast2nd 3 weeks ago 3
The animation is worse than reboot
Huddiethegreat 3 weeks ago
LOL WTF
djAmiracle 3 weeks ago
1:22 epic planking
koukouroukou12345 3 weeks ago
NEMO!! :D
seaatm 4 weeks ago
haha what a witty ending
adayinforever 4 weeks ago
POLSKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxpawcio11slxx 4 weeks ago
lolz, I already got it without out that unnecessary and weird animation... -_-", I think those animators were bored... that or the program had to much time left and they wanted to fill it up XD
wertyhDA 1 month ago
this is one of my fantasies... did i say too much???
cmak5 1 month ago
dat ass
AlucardAnimation 1 month ago 2
I sense they made that animation just for fun,,
yukiyama87 1 month ago
I'm scared now...
Hunlover123601 1 month ago
hahahaha
1991maulwurf 1 month ago
fuck
MultiCatfish12 1 month ago
lmao what the deuce
sjsosexy 1 month ago
soooo... this is what they call death by snus snus??
elpatho25 1 month ago 5
1:25 is the ultimate plank!!!!!!!!! right after the arrow to the knee!!!!
oilplumber123 1 month ago 2
So the male fish dies? I'm fucking scared of fish now.
HawK047 1 month ago
@HawK047 no, hes just stuck with the same bitch for the rest of his life
SantoryuWazamono 1 month ago 3
It always has to be the friggen animals to learn about human systems.
dxKID101 1 month ago
1:14 free porn...
Traces1000 1 month ago
This is fucking bizarre. Does the male go on consciously living? How the hell does this change occur? At what point is his body like "whelp, these cells over here seem separate from me, but what the hell, I'm just gonna start melding myself to them anyway.
xilix 2 months ago 2
lolwut
MuMastr 2 months ago
That is one big buttcheek.
GravoForce12958 2 months ago
If I were born like a anglerfish, I would be single forever.
genzi78514 2 months ago
are you kidding me with this?
lispectorando 2 months ago
@lispectorando U MAD BRO?
sonohito5 2 months ago
Permanent rimjob
Kibblezandbittz 2 months ago
damn it reddit
OrangeWonton 3 months ago
I LIKE BIG BUTTS N I CANNOT LIE!
This is typical behavior of women. Finding a man and trapping him :(
linkuei83 3 months ago
LOl, why am i watching this..xD
ROARIamSarah 3 months ago
She has a nice ass.
JonahCorn 3 months ago
Why am I turned on by this animation?
frankensteinmoneymac 3 months ago 50
@frankensteinmoneymac they keep saying appendage is why..
MsPhynex 3 weeks ago
DAT ASS
RaidGamingHD 3 months ago
that is the UGLIEST fuckin thing I have ever seen, period.
hardyharlol701 3 months ago 13
I wanna be that small, climbin' all over ladies.
ExtremeVenom5000 3 months ago
whhhhhaaaaaaa
sealeykb 3 months ago
holy shit what is this I don't even
thejesinator 3 months ago
Whoa, Japan is probably calling us hypocrites now.
Boogers32150 3 months ago
D: WHAT THE...?
LoniganTheDragon 3 months ago
oh my god
1009961 3 months ago
Basically, the male becomes a pair of shiny new testicles for the female.
See, balls are like snowflakes: they're unique, beautiful, and every animal is only allowed one pair.
The female angler, however, defiles this notion and can mate with as many males as she wants.
Meaning she can have as many fishy balls as she wants.
d0nth4t30nthis 4 months ago
@d0nth4t30nthis Stop ripping off the oatmeal.
vipersonickenneth 3 months ago 2
at leat we know if the female is a virgin or not
upsilone19 4 months ago
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upsilone19 4 months ago
i think i actually saw this
michelthegreatable 4 months ago
dat ass
AtomicAtari 4 months ago 3
what has been seen cannot be unseen
ShaBow000 4 months ago
See? Even Female Anglerfishes have to make their men sammiches... just in the blood.
RyanKaufman 4 months ago 42
@RyanKaufman and even with them the poor guys are left hanging on as nothing more than a living sex toy to be trotted out when she says so.
OkamsRazer 1 month ago
@RyanKaufman If you wanna cease to exist as a human and become nothing more than a secondary sex organ belonging to someone else, for a SANDWICH; go ahead.
leonid1995 2 weeks ago
@leonid1995 Nah I'm pretty good. Some males do not have the necessary requirements for sandwich making though, and they would need this kind of treatment.
RyanKaufman 2 weeks ago
@RyanKaufman Harsh.
leonid1995 2 weeks ago
lmao
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shootpark56 5 months ago
@shootpark56 you missed 13.if i ever see you i'll punch the shit out of you
ConstipatedTroll 4 months ago
@ConstipatedTroll what ever idiot
shootpark56 4 months ago
Those simulations! very exposing....
TheDylanJoyce 5 months ago
Whhhaaaatttttt??!!!
blueberrywaffles62 5 months ago
@blueberrywaffles62 its called Most Extreme its a show on animal pllanet dumbo
FantageBrittneyRox8 5 months ago
id totally crawl into her vag
SwornByOath 5 months ago 5
Does it hurt when a female anglerfish is bitten by a male anglerfish?
godwin972 5 months ago
the goal of each animal is to survive. The male is doing so as it attaches to a permanent food source
GrandblueSkies 5 months ago
well now im disturbed for the night......
anyways it reminds me of human centipede....
dukeyxxyz 5 months ago
i hate that fish it almost killed nemo's dad
animalcop55 5 months ago
pathetic females.....think they good cuz males fishes are small....
floylde 6 months ago
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
tkdking1000 6 months ago
video: shit
Audio: sloppy shit.
Synopsis: Shit.
funknode 6 months ago
@funknode:_____
danasaur4 6 months ago
1:08 LOL
zoomboomafoo 6 months ago
look now she has 2 asses!
DeV1LSn0w 7 months ago 2
well that ruined sex for me
sh1ft9 7 months ago 4
I have The Oatmeal to thank for sitting and watching this lol Disgusting yet fascinating
xSaz1986x 7 months ago
I'm suppose to be doing my homework, but instead I'm watching angler fish fuck.
batcountryrabid 7 months ago 5
damn, they say females dominate the animal kingdom, but this is just ridiculous!!! lmao epic win
batcountryrabid 7 months ago
ew
littlepeanut81 7 months ago 2
I loved that program when I was younger :D It got me like "OMG nature, ur scary"
rolingpingu 8 months ago 4
This is my fetish.
WhoCouldHeedTheWords 8 months ago
Move the glow around my ass.
TheRabbitRush 8 months ago
The deep sea angler fish has no reason to be happy but she has no freakkin idea what else to be~
frogb00ts 8 months ago
@frogb00ts DFTBA!
Liz489 7 months ago
last thing i'd do if I approached a giant woman is attach myself to her back
bigginskie 8 months ago
Haha, I just came here from The Oatmeal :D
pinaymod 8 months ago 3
Gives a new meaning to man eater.
tool404 9 months ago 3
@tool404 lmaoo
YurrahAlHadi 8 months ago
Funnyjunk took me here o.O
axel157L 9 months ago
(wtf...)
jumboman232 9 months ago
Imma give this bitch a assbite. Bitches love assbites.
awl555 9 months ago 36
@awl555 This "bitch" will engulf u into her body after you do.... so think twice before you do...
konoha92hero 8 months ago
haha
SavageSammieBaby 9 months ago
i like the ass
HexenmeisterOne 9 months ago
silent hill much?
ImNotHuman100055 9 months ago
now thats a hot chick
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wow i never knew that life would SUCK more -_-''
TScrazier 10 months ago
OMFG! They look like that when there alive!?!? I've seen pics of Deep-Sea Angler fish, but I thought they were the type that museums have in jars!
KevlarNinja 10 months ago
So is there an orgasm involved? It looked like she liked it.
MrMetalinyourhead 10 months ago
reminds me of albert fish
q1111w 10 months ago
nice ass
MrBalanceBlade5600 10 months ago
bitch of a fish, she is the definition of a user......
shanex1984 10 months ago
id dont think an angler fish porno would be fappable.....
greenemoney1 10 months ago
Worst sex ever!!!
Bastiest 10 months ago 2
At 1:31 i was like OMFG!!!! WAT?!?!?!
Sylvanas17 10 months ago
LOL! Dayum, that looks really awful.
TurquoiseTheoryProds 11 months ago
Psssht. Freeloader.
AnikaKLong 11 months ago
Sucks dude
BCBU2410124 11 months ago
I feel SO bad for the male fish >_<
animemusicgal23 11 months ago
@assassinnn He's attached and get's the required energy by her blood.
TheRaveJunkie 11 months ago
wuuuuuuut i cant hear it???????
NekoDarkGurl 11 months ago
God's wonders of creation! Amazing is'nt it
TrainmasterCurt 11 months ago
@TrainmasterCurt bible-trolling, lol.
Piatnitskysaurus 11 months ago
That is soooo cool! I love this show :D
safirediaz 1 year ago
I just can't imagine how this evolutionary wonder started...
ZombehWolf 1 year ago
the male doesnt die u fool. thats just shit u dont know how it works,
TheRaveJunkie 1 year ago
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the male doesnt die u fool.
TheRaveJunkie 1 year ago
looks like suprise buttsex teehee
poltergiest11 1 year ago
id bite her ass
yudiiX 1 year ago
id bite here ass tho lol
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that is fucked up!
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atwatersierra 1 year ago
that's fucked up
ilovetodayy 1 year ago
They need to fucking capture some of these fish, I really want to see this.
SpraxIAKS 1 year ago
@SpraxIAKS that would b extreamly hard to do I hope u know. trapping them isn't the problem the enviroment is.
BloodyDarkBlaze 1 year ago
I have the full episode uploaded, guys.
Animalguy001 1 year ago
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SILVERTINKER4578 1 year ago
So that what happened to dad.
DickSkidmore 1 year ago 87
@DickSkidmore lol
FroggyHope 7 months ago
Wow and I who thought Sci-Fi wasn't real.
VonTavast 1 year ago
wow ahhah that so interesting ahah
Yobidefy 1 year ago
wtf lol
CaRiZmAh07 1 year ago
this is disturbing.....talk about the sexual dimorphism and u realize the general insignificance of the male in the animal kingdom
AceofDlamonds 1 year ago 35
@AceofDlamonds I wouldn't say that, the significance is there in the face that the male is required to create another generation. The face that he's smaller and has a more passive lifestyle than the female doesn't degrade his significance I'd say, it's just a little bit different than the way we used to run things.
maxvalch 6 months ago
@maxvalch
I mean the males of most species aren't as free living as the females. Plus they are usually smaller. That's hard fact.
AceofDlamonds 6 months ago
@AceofDlamonds
Again, I don't know about the first part. But your definitely right about the size difference. The significance is there though
maxvalch 6 months ago
@maxvalch
Ok, well I am sure about my former statement. Insects make up more species than any other on earth. And almost ALL insects IF NOT ALL, have a sexual dimorphism where the females are the ones living "meaningful" lives while the males are there to suck a little sap and mate with females.
AceofDlamonds 6 months ago
@AceofDlamonds "Meaningful lives." Is an interesting thing to tag to insects, don't you think? Weather or not their lives are full of action doesn't measure the necessity/"meaning" of their lives. It seems sort of strange to apply the word "meaning" to the life of any animal, as the "meaning of life" question is one that humans alone contemplate.
maxvalch 6 months ago
@maxvalch
which Is why I put it in quotes....I don't have an exact word for it. Ok Maybe I should have used the word "productive". Generally it's a more productive life, as animals eat, mature, migrate, mate, lay eggs, etc.....higher animals with the male being larger such as many mammals generally live more productive lives compared to simpler animal males who sometimes don't eat, don't sleep, or live longer than a few days just to mate with the female.
AceofDlamonds 6 months ago
@AceofDlamonds Not really. It's an extremely niche thing. Males will never go out of style.
oogaboogan 5 months ago
Y'know, I like my human male power structure.
RedSoxForObama 1 year ago 4
Err nevermind, watched the last parts of the vid >.<
Gamebito 1 year ago
That's some nasty shit lol
I wonder how they reproduce tho.
Gamebito 1 year ago
@Gamebito the female controls both male and female body?
pizzaaldente 1 year ago
Why issit so fking soft
ShinjinoTribute 1 year ago
thats pretty bullshit up bite you and I become food for the eggs WTF
ballkirby 1 year ago
thats quite wierd ? :) lol
madme93 1 year ago
wow I don't know what to say about that
10Residentevilfan 1 year ago
Talk about Femdom lol
waseem1173 1 year ago
wow this is some fucked up shit !
waseem1173 1 year ago 3
does the guy at least get to cum?
MichaeldbLinton 1 year ago
i have no idea if i should be shocked or laughing right now... LOL
SwirledLollipop 1 year ago
that would be grose if that happend to humans!!! eww
love44321 1 year ago 7
wow...
562XXXXX 1 year ago
Haha, yeahh hello @jvzq88 and other fellow oatmeal readers too. This is weirdest mating ritual ever. Even weirder than seahorses.
SuperDOJ 1 year ago
freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jrockercutie06 1 year ago
ah augh....nightmare fueeel!
tomimn2233 1 year ago
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...should I be thrilled or saddened that it took a webcomic to make me interested in the mating habits of Angler fish? >_>
xXxequisxXx 1 year ago