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  • Jesus.

  • Damn nature u scary!

  • lol, this is fucked up

  • OH!!! woooow

  • :L

  • what the hell, to hell with aliens, the earth is strange enuff!!!

  • if im small like that,ill explore the cave in between the legs

  • what the fucking fuck? crazy mothafuckin fish.

  • 1:00 BUSH!!!

    1:19 ORGASM!!!

    2:08 A SPERM CELL!!!

  • What did I just watch??

  • That was the weirdest thing i have ever seen

  • What am I watching?

  • planking

    

  • its what happens when you get married

  • wtf?

  • WTF he fuses into her???

  • lumpy space princeses parents sort of

  • dat ass

  • I am at the weird side of youtube... AGAIN!

  • So it's kind of like Hagrid's mom and dad?

  • o.o

    what the....

  • Giant pussy, you could live in there.

  • Imagine that when you would have sex with a woman that you would fuse with her body 0.0

    and then they say there is nothing more worse then marriage

  • @melikefail Well, at least, you can tell who's a virgin from the number of lumps on her body.

  • I have the weirdest boner right now..

  • The animation is worse than reboot

  • LOL WTF

  • 1:22 epic planking

  • NEMO!! :D

  • haha what a witty ending

  • POLSKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lolz, I already got it without out that unnecessary and weird animation... -_-", I think those animators were bored... that or the program had to much time left and they wanted to fill it up XD

  • this is one of my fantasies... did i say too much???

  • dat ass

    

  • I sense they made that animation just for fun,,

  • I'm scared now...

  • hahahaha

  • fuck

  • lmao what the deuce

  • soooo... this is what they call death by snus snus??

  • 1:25 is the ultimate plank!!!!!!!!! right after the arrow to the knee!!!!

  • So the male fish dies? I'm fucking scared of fish now.

  • @HawK047 no, hes just stuck with the same bitch for the rest of his life

  • It always has to be the friggen animals to learn about human systems.

  • 1:14 free porn...

  • This is fucking bizarre. Does the male go on consciously living? How the hell does this change occur? At what point is his body like "whelp, these cells over here seem separate from me, but what the hell, I'm just gonna start melding myself to them anyway.

  • lolwut

  • That is one big buttcheek.

  • If I were born like a anglerfish, I would be single forever.

  • are you kidding me with this?

  • @lispectorando U MAD BRO?

  • Permanent rimjob

  • damn it reddit

  • I LIKE BIG BUTTS N I CANNOT LIE!

    This is typical behavior of women. Finding a man and trapping him :(

  • LOl, why am i watching this..xD

  • She has a nice ass.

  • Why am I turned on by this animation?

  • @frankensteinmoneymac they keep saying appendage is why..

  • DAT ASS

  • that is the UGLIEST fuckin thing I have ever seen, period.

  • I wanna be that small, climbin' all over ladies.

  • whhhhhaaaaaaa

  • holy shit what is this I don't even

  • Whoa, Japan is probably calling us hypocrites now.

  • D: WHAT THE...?

  • oh my god

  • Basically, the male becomes a pair of shiny new testicles for the female.

    See, balls are like snowflakes: they're unique, beautiful, and every animal is only allowed one pair.

    The female angler, however, defiles this notion and can mate with as many males as she wants.

    Meaning she can have as many fishy balls as she wants.

  • @d0nth4t30nthis Stop ripping off the oatmeal.

  • at leat we know if the female is a virgin or not

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  • i think i actually saw this

  • dat ass

  • what has been seen cannot be unseen

  • See? Even Female Anglerfishes have to make their men sammiches... just in the blood.

  • @RyanKaufman and even with them the poor guys are left hanging on as nothing more than a living sex toy to be trotted out when she says so.

  • @RyanKaufman If you wanna cease to exist as a human and become nothing more than a secondary sex organ belonging to someone else, for a SANDWICH; go ahead.

  • @leonid1995 Nah I'm pretty good. Some males do not have the necessary requirements for sandwich making though, and they would need this kind of treatment.

  • @RyanKaufman Harsh.

  • lmao

  • @shootpark56 you missed 13.if i ever see you i'll punch the shit out of you

  • @ConstipatedTroll what ever idiot

  • Those simulations! very exposing....

  • Whhhaaaatttttt??!!!

    

  • @blueberrywaffles62 its called Most Extreme its a show on animal pllanet dumbo

  • id totally crawl into her vag

  • Does it hurt when a female anglerfish is bitten by a male anglerfish?

  • the goal of each animal is to survive. The male is doing so as it attaches to a permanent food source

  • well now im disturbed for the night......

    anyways it reminds me of human centipede....

  • i hate that fish it almost killed nemo's dad

  • pathetic females.....think they good cuz males fishes are small....

  • C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

  • video: shit

    Audio: sloppy shit.

    Synopsis: Shit.

  • @funknode:_____

  • 1:08 LOL

  • look now she has 2 asses!

  • well that ruined sex for me

  • I have The Oatmeal to thank for sitting and watching this lol Disgusting yet fascinating

  • I'm suppose to be doing my homework, but instead I'm watching angler fish fuck.

  • damn, they say females dominate the animal kingdom, but this is just ridiculous!!! lmao epic win

  • ew

  • I loved that program when I was younger :D It got me like "OMG nature, ur scary"

  • This is my fetish.

  • Move the glow around my ass.

  • The deep sea angler fish has no reason to be happy but she has no freakkin idea what else to be~

  • @frogb00ts DFTBA!

  • last thing i'd do if I approached a giant woman is attach myself to her back

  • Haha, I just came here from The Oatmeal :D

  • Gives a new meaning to man eater.

  • @tool404 lmaoo

  • Funnyjunk took me here o.O

  • (wtf...)

  • Imma give this bitch a assbite. Bitches love assbites.

  • @awl555 This "bitch" will engulf u into her body after you do.... so think twice before you do...

  • haha

  • i like the ass

  • silent hill much?

  • now thats a hot chick

  • OMFG! They look like that when there alive!?!? I've seen pics of Deep-Sea Angler fish, but I thought they were the type that museums have in jars!

  • So is there an orgasm involved? It looked like she liked it.

  • reminds me of albert fish

  • nice ass

  • bitch of a fish, she is the definition of a user......

  • id dont think an angler fish porno would be fappable.....

  • Worst sex ever!!!

  • At 1:31 i was like OMFG!!!! WAT?!?!?!

  • LOL! Dayum, that looks really awful.

  • Psssht. Freeloader.

  • Sucks dude

  • I feel SO bad for the male fish >_<

  • @assassinnn He's attached and get's the required energy by her blood. 

  • wuuuuuuut i cant hear it???????

  • God's wonders of creation! Amazing is'nt it

  • @TrainmasterCurt bible-trolling, lol.

  • That is soooo cool! I love this show :D

  • I just can't imagine how this evolutionary wonder started...

  • the male doesnt die u fool. thats just shit u dont know how it works,

  • looks like suprise buttsex teehee

  • id bite her ass

  • id bite here ass tho lol

  • that is fucked up!

  • that's fucked up

  • They need to fucking capture some of these fish, I really want to see this.

  • @SpraxIAKS that would b extreamly hard to do I hope u know. trapping them isn't the problem the enviroment is.

  • I have the full episode uploaded, guys.

  • EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • So that what happened to dad.

  • @DickSkidmore lol

  • Wow and I who thought Sci-Fi wasn't real.

  • wow ahhah that so interesting ahah

  • wtf lol

  • this is disturbing.....talk about the sexual dimorphism and u realize the general insignificance of the male in the animal kingdom

  • @AceofDlamonds I wouldn't say that, the significance is there in the face that the male is required to create another generation. The face that he's smaller and has a more passive lifestyle than the female doesn't degrade his significance I'd say, it's just a little bit different than the way we used to run things.

  • @maxvalch

    I mean the males of most species aren't as free living as the females. Plus they are usually smaller. That's hard fact.

  • @AceofDlamonds

    Again, I don't know about the first part. But your definitely right about the size difference. The significance is there though

  • @maxvalch

    Ok, well I am sure about my former statement. Insects make up more species than any other on earth. And almost ALL insects IF NOT ALL, have a sexual dimorphism where the females are the ones living "meaningful" lives while the males are there to suck a little sap and mate with females.

  • @AceofDlamonds "Meaningful lives." Is an interesting thing to tag to insects, don't you think? Weather or not their lives are full of action doesn't measure the necessity/"meaning" of their lives. It seems sort of strange to apply the word "meaning" to the life of any animal, as the "meaning of life" question is one that humans alone contemplate.

  • @maxvalch

    which Is why I put it in quotes....I don't have an exact word for it. Ok Maybe I should have used the word "productive". Generally it's a more productive life, as animals eat, mature, migrate, mate, lay eggs, etc.....higher animals with the male being larger such as many mammals generally live more productive lives compared to simpler animal males who sometimes don't eat, don't sleep, or live longer than a few days just to mate with the female.

  • @AceofDlamonds Not really. It's an extremely niche thing. Males will never go out of style.

  • Y'know, I like my human male power structure.

  • Err nevermind, watched the last parts of the vid >.<

  • That's some nasty shit lol

    I wonder how they reproduce tho.

  • @Gamebito the female controls both male and female body?

  • Why issit so fking soft

  • thats pretty bullshit up bite you and I become food for the eggs WTF

  • thats quite wierd ? :) lol

  • wow I don't know what to say about that

  • Talk about Femdom lol

  • wow this is some fucked up shit !

  • does the guy at least get to cum?

  • i have no idea if i should be shocked or laughing right now... LOL

  • that would be grose if that happend to humans!!! eww

  • wow...

  • Haha, yeahh hello @jvzq88 and other fellow oatmeal readers too. This is weirdest mating ritual ever. Even weirder than seahorses.

  • freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ah augh....nightmare fueeel!