MERRY MITHRAS

[rochelimit55555]

Everything is so early 90s, the hairstyle, the phone, the midi music

[offplanetfilms]

@rochelimit55555 ...90's had NO style! ...This was proudly made just a sqeaky coupla years ago.

[jjcrazi]

nice artwork

[k8g8s8]

i want another vid with these characters

[offplanetfilms]

@k8g8s8 ..We've made a few other short films with the Priest character (Father Rice)... Dracenstein, Doo Town, Albino Santa Cop, The Physique of the Christ! (All on our channel somewhere ;)

[k8g8s8]

@offplanetfilms cool XD i think these are my fav of your short films XD but i really like your tortures for flies i just wonder how you would get all those flies

[offplanetfilms]

@k8g8s8 ...Catching all those flies wasn't easy! ...Lots of cardboard, paint & elbow-grease!

[k8g8s8]

@offplanetfilms yes lots XD

[barondickhorn]

excellent work! thank you!

[GSRJosh33]

Waste of time.

[offplanetfilms]

@GSRJosh33 ...Yes, I agree with your parents on that one!

[GlenDeanII]

Ya know, it's possible to make a point without purposefully trying to insult folks by being so disrespectful. Generally, when you attack people's fundamental beliefs it does a good enough job of making them mad. However, xmas is crap :-)

[fullfist]

Father rice is pretty Bad ass

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this was kinda creepy, if the pacing was improved, it would be a more cohesive story

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[offplanetfilms]

@fullfist ...babble babble gibber gibber drool drool...

[SinnerBeta]

Well that was fucked up.

[badboys5612]

Why does Mithra sound italian? o-o

[offplanetfilms]

@badboys5612 ...Perhaps it's something to do with him being a Roman deity?

[badboys5612]

@offplanetfilms Romas sound like Italians?

[offplanetfilms]

@badboys5612 ...Last I heard, Romans are Italians.

[badboys5612]

@offplanetfilms ...I didnt know that. Do you sound liek aliens?

[offplanetfilms]

@badboys5612 ...Last time I sounded like an alien, is was during our video "UFO ALIEN DEBRIEFING".

[badboys5612]

@offplanetfilms so what DO you sound like?

[offplanetfilms]

@badboys5612 ...What do I sound like? ...I alter my real voice for everything, but my regular voice sounds closest to what I used in our "Wipe your bum with only a bus ticket" video.

[blardosplats]

@crashpilot2

This video is the closest I ever want to get to Yoko.

[TheSuckerOfTheWorld]

Those are some sexy Nuns...

[sirjames45]

Mithraism did NOT arrive in that area of the world until AFTER Christianity was exploding in growth. The Mithraites merely copied some elements of what they saw as a popular religion, and even though experts have said this in books for many decades, we STILL get LIES like the above video. You WILL die and you WILL face God. I hope you repent and trust in Jesus.

[offplanetfilms]

@sirjames45 ...Both "religions" are a parallel evolution of the same Roman concepts. You're an angry fly-off-the-handle little person, aren't you? What use would God have for you? What ever happened to "turn the other cheek"? You sound more like one of those fake contradictory Christians to me. Ezekiel 23:20 says everything I need to know about your kind !!!

[TheSuckerOfTheWorld]

@sirjames45 If I WILL die and WILL face God, why should I trust in Jesus? Don't get me wrong, but it just doesn't make any difference

[gwald]

lol aussies

[bartman1337]

2:10... blitz

[offplanetfilms]

@crashpilot2 ...you must have a specific technical fault... the video works fine for myself and others.

[offplanetfilms]

@crashpilot2 ...If you were watching the screen, it was a video posted on YouTube. If you were watching either to the left or right of the screen... it was reality!

[Metalicalypse]

Ok this is funny, Make one for the pedophile muhammed!

[offplanetfilms]

@Metalicalypse ..trouble is, not many of his followers have a particulary open-minded sense of humor (unfortunately).

[ekhael]

@Metalicalypse come on! don't be like that

[nunslover]

I adore Mithras and cannot agree to this blasphemous attac. The holy balls of Mithras are an everlasting power, stronger then stone and flesh . Who follows me can have experience of this gorgeous way. Come and adore my balls!

[Burlaphen]

ok so in the first seen his lizard eye was looking at the red planet Nibiru and the one holding the cross means his the avatar and on top of it all 25 of dec means the day of the Crossing

PAUSE ON 0:08 sec and see for your self!!!!

BTW the number 8 represents a mystical number a fractional and holy number used by the I Ching, aliens.

check out the hexagon on the south pole of Saturn

[offplanetfilms]

@Burlaphen ...and if you're too open minded, your brain can fall out !

[Elohimself144]

@offplanetfilms and if your too closed minded all you can do is make silly cartoons. i'd rather have my mind opened by wonder than closed by belief.

that wierd guy looks like the guy in the painting from ghostbusters haha

[offplanetfilms]

@Elohimself144 ...Silly cartoons? ...They get more views than your extensive collection of forgetability, my friend!

[Elohimself144]

@Burlaphen good eye i see it

[Airmanf7]

A little creepy, but funny.

[Spziokles]

"What is the meaning of this?"

[Hamishtarah]

25th December the correct day to watch this video again :)

And now i know why we get chocolate from the Santa Claus....(to make us forget Mithra) ;))

[offplanetfilms]

@Hamishtarah ...the thought hadn't occurred to me, but I think you're right! Now I know why I crave chockies around Xmas time!

[Poeticnuisance]

These are epic.

[MydniteDaun]

LOL IT'S A REALLY WHITE ANDERSON!! (from Hellsing)

[MsHorrorzone]

aa,i thought she was a nun,how she cursing so.lol

[WyattKaldenberg]

HAIL Mithra, the Light of the World. The shepherd of his flock. The Savior of mankind. He died for your sins, motherfuckers.

[cheeselordful]

A fricken nun went on wikipedia? XD

[scorpioninpink]

THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!!!

[scorpioninpink]

ALL HAIL MITHRAS!!!!

[Briselance]

03:28 : ^^

[werdofilms]

Father rice has got to be my favorite character :D

[KamenovTV]

my fave is father rice my other fave is granny

[SAMUELDUNGAORIGINAL]

que doidera

[bosniapatriot]

Ahahahahaaaaaaa....

Now I'm going to kill a bull! :))))))))

[rupepill]

Is Father Rice occasionally thrown during wedding celebrations? Sorry, I had the urgent need to know.

[offplanetfilms]

Father Rice usually does as much throwing as he can!

[leokimvideo]

this is sick, twisted and bloody excellent

[NathanNDS]

GOOD

[jtpfreak]

lol I loved this one. Very interesting. I can't believe you can't get this on TV.

[sanity1001]

Nicely topical, and priests know all the vulnerable parts dont they!

[diezelish]

Lol! This is very entertaining and interesting. Im trying to learn more about this mithra Christianity seemd to have taken its idea and created the "Jesus" character....Wow! this should get aired on tv.

[offplanetfilms]

I think Mithraism should return as a viable alternate religion! ...Besides that, the Mithraeum layouts would make a fantastic design for a restaurant franchise!

[diezelish]

Lol! Hey, go for it man. In this economy maybe i can get a job at your restaurant!!lol.

[diezelish]

We dont need more religions. We're ..confused and lost enough as it is. All we really need is acknowledging our Creator, thats all.....you agree?

[offplanetfilms]

The Sun is probably as close to meeting any "creator" as we're going to get... and since Mithras was essentially a form of "Sun God"... it was probably a religion on the right track! (But you're correct... we need less religions, not more! ...we could still have the restaurants though.)

[diezelish]

Lol! Yeah.....peace to u man.

[leokimvideo]

sweet chocolate lips, this has it all.

hope that colour purple is allowed, I know a chocolate company who is very precious about colours

5 stars

and for our American friends (color & colors )

[offplanetfilms]

I'm sure the color purple is kosher... but with the current size reduction mentality of chocolate companies these days, the wrapping will be recycled newspaper before this century is out!

[ragnarok9899]

Haha, where do you get the ideas for these lol? Awesome.

Also, "amalgamation." I learned a new word today! =D

[offplanetfilms]

I don't know where the ideas came from for this... perhaps this "Mithras" character was trying to communicate through us? (Who knows)

[scorpioninpink]

@offplanetfilms mithras was born at dec. 25...

[MatthewRAB]

Awesome! Best holiday video I've seen!

[phalanges1972]

Best....Holiday....Show....Eve­r...

Long live the kings!

[hawkscythe]

a film with father rice as the main character is an awesome idea

[offplanetfilms]

Ah, there's been a few Father Rice films previously (We have a playlist for him somewhere)

[iammarkluton]

good stuff as always people

[jcmegabyte]

Good stuff - thanks for the show! :-)

[edgewayround]

Well done guys, entertaining and educational as usual. We all love taking the piss out of religion !!!!

[elmerlang]

Very entertaining, and with a bit of history too. I like it!

[neroangelo316]

This truely was wel lworth the wait an did perk me up on this rather sucky day so far, thank you Offplanet dudes, I am gonna email my friends this hilarious vid.

[TheDivineCellphone]

FAAAAN TASTIC !

[Hamishtarah]

SIMPLY GREAT!!

Thank you for this episode with the priester as main character!

By the way i loved the "acid pyjama" of the Lsd sister standing in the middle :D

[offplanetfilms]

A Father Rice Christmas special has been LONG OVERDUE! (Glad you like it!)

[WoaiRice]

AMAZING!

[3AHMAD3]

ahhaahha buon Natale!

[Clobberbob55]

How FESTIVE!!!

SeasonsGreetings to you!

[TheOioink]

@Clobberbob55 Squeak!

[Temorablue]

FANTASTICLY FAB

[dackjaniels555]

Schweet

[emil2796]

Merry Christmas!