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  • poor stevie :/

  • you can see my class room at 1:23. i used to sit at the window at the top :)

  • Psychiatric drugs are a big business in the United Kingdom — and business is booming.

    The number of prescriptions for psychostimulants has soared 187 percent since 1994, now totalling some three quarters of a million. The stimulant market in the UK now tops £33 million a year.

  • yep, scottish teenager

  • This makes me really miss Still Game. I wonder if those two will ever patch things up.

  • 1:02 That was my primary school :D and we got into trouble if we used that gate :(

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  • lol my udders are sore after this

  • psml

  • "That's SMASHIN!" LOVE IT!

  • sick , thanx

    me bladdy father always tried to get me doon when he was alive

    dickhed

  • Oh Poor wee man....Reminds me of my own teenage boy(s)

    Hilarious!..:-)

  • LMAO

  • This seriously helps me understand a Scottish guy I met a lot better!

  • pmsl

  • minted lol

  • Lawl, nuthin better than a bit of embaresment :D

    @dragunai, sort yerself out ya tit

  • Genius, sparking up an old arguement that is clearly 2 months old and not being pursued anymore. Gotta love the internet scholars who in their inifinite wisdom will reinitiate a 2 month old arguement by saying "sort yourself out" when clearly I lost interest.

    Surely your insight and logic are something to be praised and set the bar on what people should be like.

    That or laughed at for blantant self righteous and hypocritical stupidity.

    I dont mind eitherway.

    =)

  • excellent series that CTF.

  • Every kid this age's fear.

  • miss hooley lol

  • so all that said when scotland inevitably saws off the festing wounded leg that is England (60% of scotsmen in support of breaking away, so not much longer id presume) they have a huge support in the EU parliment, so even if they did struggle after splitting off from the English, Brussels would have no quarms with providing financial support in exchange for scotlands oil reserves which england is milking.

    Oh and Im south African, one of your racial enemies. hahaha

  • England has more racists (like you for example) they have richer heritage, they are more widely loved, they have better comedians who dont go on stage then swear, talk about politics and football (all boring subjects if your there to laugh) they dont need to insult people or slander other nations to make themselves feel good, the only racial enemy of the scotsman is the Englishman, the same as the welsh, Irish, French, german... lets save space and just say Europe.

  • Your a complete cock sir

  • I might be a cock to you but your english and I can always chanhge my personality ;>

    Besides why would I care if an englishman hates me, your the most insignifcant race in the modern age, the entirity of europe hates you, the USA hates you, the Aussies hate you so thank god the english don't like me, would hate civilised 1st world countries to tihnk I was one.

    But thanks for your reply, you just emphasised how stupid, ignorant and needlessly aggressive your pathetic nation is =D

  • real men? have you even seen brown and bair? I've seen stronger men from france. and blair has a face that looks like it was drawn on a ballsack

  • I sense a general dislike of the english in this comment section? Eitheir way, I love this show (what I've seen of it on youtube at least, I don't think its broadcast here in england) and this is a particularly brilliant clip xD A friend of mine from scottland mentioned this clip in particular, took me ages to find it but its hilarious xD

  • Wrap yer shite, you want our oil, and thats it. We dont need no fucking england.

  • england already is a 3rd world cesspool so we'd just be playin catch up! even english people hate england these days!! that says it all really..you dirty scummy english pish stain :)

  • its the freakin government they hate fella...and pretty much anywhere south of manchester is...

    actually when you guys manage to break free ...please take the north of england into scotland and build a BIG wall ti keep the feckers out

  • correction - England IS a 3rd world cess pool and without scotland you'd lose millions on oil. Oh and btw Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are both scotsmen, your country needed scottish leaders because England doesn't produce strong men or for that matter, real men.

  • Piss off Sweatysock I'm all in favor of Scotland having their own parlament ...They won't last 5 minutes

  • Im sure they'd do a damn sight better than the english government has. let's consider somethings:

    England has a higher alcahol abuse rate (ironically)

    England has no national identity because your government considers being patriotic as racist

    English people are not welcome in 90% of europe whilst the scots are

    the scots have better accents when talking and dont chew up the language before spitting it out.

    England has been reported as the last country to break recession, 2yrs after the rest ^^

  • We've had our own goverment for 10 years you daft cunt.

  • I'm Scottish n'all but I think you could have picked better examples for Prime Ministers...

  • To be fair Tony and Gordon are idiots and they arent obvious scottish. 90% of English you ask will say they are English and need to be shot. Alex Salmon is a good example of what a leader should be, hes patriotic, puts Scotland 1st and scottish people 1st unlike the English PMs who have both put everyone else ahead of England.

    Regardless im Past caring, I move to Norway on the 3rd of Oct so Ill be in a stable country with a government who has a clue.

  • shut up

  • Hahaha, No. Stupid lil English kid. Be ashamed of your race and yourself.

  • fuck off and get a life u sad cunt ive seen you comment fucking essays on the last 3 videos and its not relevant to the video at all.

  • Oh Jesus, please stop talking. Alex Salmon is a  wanker.

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  • you're a total embarrassment

  • Dragunai 1. what, exactly, is is an ISLMIC protestor? 2. polish immigrants "taking our jobs"? that'll be the jobs that are freely available because the home-grown population are a nest of bone idle welfare leeches too busy getting "phul o' smack", "eckied oot thur tits" or "tannin' the bucky" to bother with such things as EARNING THEIR FUCKING KEEP! i want independence from little engerlund & it's BNP slackjaws. but don't paint our quaint wee nation up like a tartan biscuit tin. we're no better.

  • I dunno man I posted that 2 months ago and its the net I dont remember such trival stuff. Still if you wanna kick up settled dust go for it. As for the stuff you hyped - Islamic protestors are irritating parasites that go to other countries then sit demanding you make it more like their homeland and I couldnt find a job locally where I was in Lincolnshire because companies around there dont employ you if your not Polish, fact. They can pay them less due to migration laws so they prefer them.

  • @Dragunai to be honest, i can't mind what i typed whenever it was i replied to you. i was most likely just being a crabbit aul' fekr in any casel. must have been my world renowned humanitarian streak coming out again lol.

  • @pfalky2k

    You are exactly the sort of brainwashed prick that LibLabCon use to perpetuate the myth that all indigenous British people are lazy bastards so we have to bring in 'real talent' from abroad.

    We endure enough crap in having to support the massive amount of unskilled wasters that actually get into this country, and the crimewave that came with them, without indoctrinated cretins like you compounding it with your sad, socialist clichéd observations.

  • @herringfly take your mouth off your da's meat & learn to think, ya prick. i look out my front door EVERY day & it ISN'T this fabled "immigrant" wave that i see junkied up & robbing their own blind, or throwing everthing from fireworks to bricks at the elderly & disabled. it's our own homegrown deliberately & professionally work-shy. give me a thousand working foreigners over ten indegenous parasites anyday. or are you some kind of traitor that wants to see our economy sink. slackjaw wanker!

  • @herringfly away & get spoon-fed your opinions for the morn off the usual red-top tabloid rags & British National(-socialist) Party propoganda sheets like the sun & the daily mail, fucking gobshite crossburning arsewipe. take a look what happened the last time your nest tried to get noisy. took 6 years for the wcivilised world to wipe yous from the map. your kind belong in history books & museums. go kill yourself & join the rest of your aryan scum. pigshit vermin disease.

  • @pfalky2k

    We'll maybe start with all you shellsuit-wearing, rickety socialist midgets. You live in a hovel but the rest of the country hasn't descended to that yet.

    "take your mouth off your da's meat"?

    I can see I'd be engaging an intellectual giant (if not a physical one) here. Just you keep on voting Labour and buying Socialist Worker to impress your mung bean-munching heroes. I don't give a toss - you and your like are becoming increasingly irrelevant.

  • @herringfly : Yer a cunt... That is all =)

  • @backpassage09

    As eloquent as I would expect.

    It is laughable - even if you were educated and able to communicate I wouldn't be interested in wasting my valuable time arguing with you. So, I'm certainly not going to linger beyond laughing at someone who, clearly, is of stunted development and suffers from a lexical deficiency. Did you need a wee lie down after exerting your Buckfast-stewed lobe to produce that comment?

  • @herringfly : Actually i just went back to being a decent, tolerant person whose life isn't boring and inadequate. It's quite easy. All you have to do is stop being so arrogant. I mean you're just another pompous English twat who thinks he is better than everyone else, but no one actually cares enough about your existence to waist too much time on you. Hence why i shared my thoughts of you in a brief and very accurate manor.

  • @backpassage09

    This is even funnier. If you are going to post an unsolicited, monosyllabic comment calling me a "cunt", don't expect me to be nice about it. Now you're getting all precious and trying to climb onto you high horse, which must be difficult in a shell suit when you're only 4' tall.

    I'd say that expressing your "shared thoughts" by calling someone a "cunt" is pretty arrogant. If I were arrogant I'd point out your abysmal spelling, but I'm not like that.

    You think I'm English?

  • @herringfly : The fact that your just slinging random and inaccurate stereotypes around basically tells me you're just trolling the hell out of people here. Too be honest you're not even worth thinking about at all, no one here is taking you seriously as a human being. And if you want to talk about getting on a high horse i suggest you cease your pathetic muelings and tell them to people who give a shit, although i highly doubt you'll manage that anytime soon. You are useless, i will say no more

  • @darkpassenger09

    Certainly, more syllables there than "yer a cunt". Things are looking up.

    "you're not even worth thinking about at all"? - you posted a comment to me, my diminutive friend. Believe me, I will sleep tonight if you choose not to think about me "at all". Get some perspective - there is life beyond YouTube.

  • @zipper2k8 it's a politician. of course it is. just like the rest of them. they don't even belong to our species & we let them rule us? human = homo sapien. politician = homo lyinthiefidae.

  • There is truth in that bud :)

  • Thats Alot Of PIsh Ive Ever Heard English Was Trying To Boss Scotland About No Wonder William Wallace Had To Attack And Even Now They Are Tryin To Change Laws

  • LOL Classic comedy

  • What did that twat say about Scotland?

  • scotish born and proud!!!

  • LOL

  • ha.

  • funny as fuck that program . that wee guy must have took pelters for this show so fair play to him... also i wish they two would get there act together and make more still game

  • AuldBurnHouse go eat a bag of dicks you cock sucker.

    and lolz

  • well said mate!what a bawbag that prick is saying that about scotland.

  • Fuck you ya prick!

  • go fuck yersel ya fucking wee fanny.

  • what a stupid thing to say. your an idiot

  • Sayin it behind the saftey o a computer, smart move ya dobber, mon an say it tae oor faces.

  • fuck yu ya fuking reject...

    come up in the middle of scotland n say tht

    am tellin ye iss ye wulnae get much far fae wer yer standing ya fucking dick

  • plz keep ur malicious comments 2 yourself ya prrrrrrrrrrrick

  • and i suppose england is the shining beacon of health,employment and anti drugs campeigns?? get fucked ya wee fud!

  • @AuldBurnHouse Funny how we have one of the best education systems in the world, and how we invented the radar, television, radio, the telephone, and probably more that I can't remember offhand. Also you're a stereotypical, racist bastard whose probably never seen, the rolling, green hills of Scotland.

  • @calimero1324 I've had to say that to so many people that, had I not seen your username, I'd have sworn I wrote this comment myself. Anti-Scottish feelings always stem from ignorance, nothing more.

  • @calimero1324 we also invented penicillin, which has saved countless lives.

  • oh my gosh... that's great..well, even if i don not understand anything... schoo, english is acctually not enough to understand the scottish people ^^

  • The last dude just said it and drove the fuck off XD

  • Deek!

  • aww ahts a shame lol funny tho :p

  • poor bastard. lol

  • Scottish people are great!

    I'm from Denmark.

    Look at my channel to see a video we have made for your scottish.

    You're the best

  • thar's nay privacy nooadays

  • ye canny beat scottish humour :D

  • Isn't that woman in the first clip from this children's program - what's it called again? where she plays the nursery teacher!

  • Balamory lol yeah it is

  • @cheekyscotslass Yeh Miss Hoolie (Julie Wilson-Nimmo) she's married to Greg Hemphill

  • karen dumbar

  • @FreekyChocolateLover Yeah she's married to Greg Hemphill.

  • Ahh he must have felt so embarressed in front of those two fit chicks at the bowling ally lol

  • 'Fit' is a bit of a stretch fur those two munters pal ;]

  • Every young lad is a masturbator! It's only natural. You don't want your head to pop off! It's like steam coming out of a locomotive. You have to release it, or you will explode!

  • You missed out the one where him and his dad are buyin Kleenex :)! Hilarious, 5 stars.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!! poor boy

  • The Scots are riotously funny! omg.. Hilarious! Best sense of humor in the WORLD!

    Greetings from Texas.

  • @amerenio I so agree-this is side splittingly hilarious!! oh God! I am dyin' here!

  • Awe look at wee deek oot eh River city,lol.

  • hard watching this with your maw when your like 10, and trying to hold in the laughing... LOL

  • hahaha that was sweet

  • Chewin the Fat is a Defo Legend mahnn [H]

  • Can you imagine how awful it would be to be that poor wee boy lol

  • what is that "wee" thing? :)

  • chewin' the fat is legendary

  • Absolute classic.

  • wow. poor kid.

  • DEEK FAE RIVERCITY!!! X

  • hahaha lmao

  • YASS DEKE FROM RIVER CITY!!!

  • My god fuckin hilarious--poor kid--lmfao!

  • isnt that guy winstons grandson in the first episode of still game

  • where is this video from

  • chewin the fat

  • lol poor lad

  • Hahaha,nice

  • poor wee man

  • aye, his poor wee man indeed!!! :)

  • ahh, fookin scots.

    have me hart <33333333

  • LOLLOL

  • omg and i though my scottish grandparents had thick accents. theres is so thick its like there speaking another luanguage! no offense becuase im scottish myself

  • Lolllll

    shes from balamory right?

  • haha very funny...well embarrassin for thu lad tho :D!!

  • haha Suzy nice video:D

  • suzy?? :S lol im no suzy lol

  • no but one of the young actors is a lass called Suzi who I use to work for in Belfast... :D

  • julie wilson nimmo,shes married to greg hemphill

  • aw jesus what a laugh.

  • Did know her from Ballamory could look cute ;)

  • Funny as FK!!! LOL!

  • hilarious

  • nae luck fur the we man, wae parints like that. aye still game is better by the way

  • fan-bloody-tastic!!

  • yeah chewin the fat is gd lol but still game is much much better...

  • Yeah Still Game is brill but I want all these on DVD too cos they're a right laugh, cheers for posting this.

  • haha yeah...still game is great! love the two old men!

  • Still Game rocks, not a single bad episode...

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