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  • one word: KICK!

  • I'll never leave my house again.

  • "The goose may have been a happy creature in Hollywood classic, Top Gun..."

    LOL

  • oh god my face hurts

  • ... the goose offering only a brief explanation of it's actions, " Honk!"... Atleast he had a reason for it...

  • What kind of dog is afraid of a goose? Not a real dog that for sure. I would let my dog kill a goose if it charged me, im sorry but they need to learn some how.

  • Have they got anything better to report?

  • lol, they make the geese look like KKK members with this video.

  • I love the narration 'the man questions its sanity' lol

  • @venuiitg lol crazy ass goose

  • "the man and his dog are forced to flee" :D

  • I have a large gaggle of domestic geese. 250 to be exact. Not all geese are ena. In fact, none of mine are mean. The only time they get a bit nasty is fi I try to catch one of their goslings (justifiably so), or if I try to take their eggs, although many are actually quite tame even while on the nest. I dont' eat my geese, but I have eaten goose in the past, and yes it is tasty. It is all dark meat.

  • Idiots don't even know a swan from a goose from a duck. The black one is a SWAN!

  • They didn't show the part in the last segment when the goose is literally chasing the boat around the lake. That's when it gets scary! lol

  • I wonder if goose tastes good?

  • My goose is nice...to me lol

  • geese are dangerous!

    i remember a story grandma told me: a goose bit off a chunk of meat of her mom once!...0.0

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • Is this bear grylls

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  • Rage Bird is Goose Howard. lol. check that video out.

  • Look, all I am saying is that if my daughter came home with a goose as a date I would put my foot in some feathered ass. I didn't raise my daughter to be sucking no goddamn goose dick!

  • rofl

  • if that happened to me i wud get it from the neck take my knife out and stab him in the neck

  • I HATE THOSE FUCKING ASS HOLES WHO THINK DUCKS AND GEESE ARE BAD JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT AS SMART AS US SO FUCK OFF AND GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love geese:) i have a baby goose named boobs and one day i hope he grows up to be viciouse like those,,

  • the goose gets angry when u trying to steal fishes from the lack

  • @BpRaver fishes...lack

  • 1:46 O_O

  • 1:46 O_

  • Haha, one of the best "and finally" stories. XD

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  • @john17972 Anyone who wishes death on innocent wildlife has personal issues they need to work out.

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  • @john17972 Wow, you're so tough. You can eat meat. Wow, what a brave man. That's so lame. It takes more courage and strength of character to protect the weak than to destroy them. Besides, meat contains high levels of female hormones hence why so many carnist males are fat and have bitch tits.

  • @bekindtoanimals100 Innocent my ass those thing are mean i was fishing up on caddo lake one time and got attacked by one i lost my 200 doller rod and reel and i was wet and cold don't tell me those things are innocent.

  • @maltacross1987 ...if only I had a dime for every guy who runs like a sissy from a fluffy bird with a rounded beak and no teeth...If you had endured the little bruise from the little pinch it would've given you, you'd still have your rod. Usually running or quick movement from any animal will provoke them to attack even worse. Next time, stand your ground, be calm, don't wiggle like a 3 year old girl and you won't get attacked. Making yourself look big (arms up) helps too.

  • @zubery Two things one i was on boat so that left me nowhere to run even if i saw the bird in time to do anything .When you have fishing pole in hand fishing haveing a good day catching some nice fish and all of a sudden you have a bird attacking from behind none provoked might i add then let me no how you Feel next time don't be such a prick before you know the full story.Plus side i have some fish to fry.

  • "On lookers speechless with terror" Really? at a young goose playing with a dog lol

    i doubt it.

  • when i feel threated i pull out somthing called a 12 gauge

  • 1:40 LMAO!!! XD Geese are mean as dirt. Do NOT mess with them! LOL

  • don't people really they're geese. show some balls people... and animals. lol

  • LOL @ 1:47 !

  • we better get homeland security on this right away that goose may be packing some firepower

  • Man I needed a laugh today this did it

  • Goose bites really hurt if they want to hurt you. They have tooth-like things on the insides of their mouths and with pull at yur skin till they leave a bruise. However, it's worth the risk. They are just so soft!

  • anybody know if a goose bite would actually hurt? i can they a smack of their wings hurting.theres a bunch of geese that chill infront of my work and i get the urge to risk my life and pet one of them.

  • Revenge of the Nightmare Goose. Part II The Beast inside Goose.

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  • HOW CAN WE BE SAVED!!!

  • Has it occurred to any of you that this video is a joke?

  • I love animals. I really do, but I protect my own. And I swear to god if a goose came after my dog I'd snap it's neck without a second of hesitation. May that be a warning to all you feathered devils out there.

  • Why do I feel like I am watching the bbc or guardian?

  • @zigzigerblat It's ITV, they have funny stories at the end of a new programme. :)

  • the commentator on this vid did a great job

  • LOL I had geese growing up and they were freakin hillarious!

  • XD some of those aren't even geese

  • god i hate geese when i was going to take photoes of a mother goose on her nest the father or some other goose came out of the bush next to the nest and destroyed my camera (by carrying it by the safty leash and he brought it to the water)

  • @theiopl22 Sorry to hear that! :( geese are vicious, and even worse, people are so passive about their attacks because, "oh, they're just birds." Hrrmph people should not stand to be bullied like this! If it was some dog that attacked you liddat, guarantee it would be put to sleep. Geese should be treated like that too! >:|

  • @babys89757 Its called hunting you dumbass!!!

  • @xXHUnTER141Xx I knooow lah but useless things prevail being hunted by breeding extra and having population boom! Somemore this phenomenon can also be observed in humans. In that case, you and your mum are a lovely example :)

  • @Zhvri LMFAO YEAH, I SAW THAT SHIT

  • Geese are very territorial birds. Especially around the season when they have their goslings. Don't just walk toward them. Give them their space.

  • GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESU!

  • LOL Why do people run away? Just punch it in the head.

  • @LazyMan9000 Lol, because those damn things have powerful wings, they don't give you time to punch them in the head. I should know, I got attacked by geese when I was younger many times.

  • "Lol, because those damn things have powerful wings, they don't give you time to punch them in the head. "

    But it is damn easy to get out of the way, fortunately.

    [how powerful do you think the wings really are?]

  • @Smarties2015 - Hard to say, really. I punched a pelican for having a go, once, but I don't think they're quite as mobile.

  • @LazyMan9000 yea, i was walking down the street once minding my own business and had a goose charge up at me, honking and running forward with its head held low. I didn't run, but i did take a step back, then walked away.

    In hindsight i should have kicked the dumb fucker to get its ego in check, but for some reason i didn't.

  • @NoNiceNamesLeft I've heard stories where even if you kick at the goose, it would still come right back at you again and again.

  • @Dethphunk apparently they have a weak kick and don't play soccer/football.

  • Those geese be CRAZY!

  • Is there somewhere I can download this clip?

  • i remember i was fishing and some geese started attacking me.... i tried to run away but they kept following me so i had to retaliate....

  • Wow geese are fucking dangerous =(

  • The narrator's writer is either an idiot or a genius, lol.

  • @iluvme4never a genius, i laughed so hard XD

  • @kawaiinokeita Haha xD

  • im wondering if this is like a media studies project that got super popular

  • Lol Geese dont fuck around. The geese at duke gardens are homicidal.

  • my dog woulda be like ..

    AH HELL NO . ! n woulda killed that thing

    shepherds r great killers llz .

  • for the crazy ass goose the man should have took a gun and shot it to death simple enough :/

  • lmao

  • Joe from the UFO club was right!!! The end of the world is near- and geese will bring it!

  • @MoreOnMaple Yeah.... just kidding.

  • They should make a movie called "Killer goose"

  • lol the narrator is gold

  • That goose has watched too much t.v.

  • 1:29 OMG IT THE CRAZY-ASS GOOSE

  • great narration! Very funny....

  • 11 people dont like small ginger dogs to be punished XD

  • WTF up with the dramatic music. Its a fucking goose.

  • @biggydx yes but its enraged and will do anything to fend itself. hollywood family movies have gotten to you too much

  • LMAO i love how you just take it by its neck and throw it in the water XD

  • 1:38 before singling out a small ginger dog

  • lol

  • Bwahahahaha!

  • ahahahahha lol good work guys

  • lol!

  • LOL Questioning the Sanity of a Goose - "Crazy ass Goose"

  • I don't know why these people tolerate those attacks.

    All it takes is one good swift kick...

  • "the goose offering only the briefest explanations for its actions"

    Goose - "HONK" LOL

  • Are Goose tasty? 

  • @adryanv are YOU tasty?

  • @adryanv are geese* tasty

  • bahahahahaha best thing evar

  • The black one is a swan. Idiot.

  • on that last one, i woulda kicked the damn thing, basicly all i would say while doing that is "god dammit, get the hell off my boat" *punt kicks* see how many kicks it takes to get the thing to back down.

  • LOL, but I have been on the receiving end of geese attacks, so I know they smart!

  • Crazy ass commentary !

  • Wow is the video even real?

  • This video is wonderful! Very funny.

  • I'd take the fucking things head clean off if it touched me.

  • CRAZY ASS GOOSE!! LOL

  • i would kick those birds asses so hard roflmao

  • @me2cool8 they would kick your ass hard!

  • Geese are so gangster.

  • modern day velociraptor

  • @5ive10

    Technically true

  • Lol! Peeps, geese dont say ok I am going to attack someone for the heck of it! There is a reason. For instance, I gaurentee you the fisherman was too close to a nest of some sort. Geese and Swans mate for life. They are EXCELLENT parents...better then some human parents I know :/ If they feel a threat towards there kids or nesting area they will attack. You can sustain injuries from the bones in their wings when they bang down on you. If you leave them alone, they will leave you alone :)

  • The Goose... Is loose.

  • What's wrong with these people? don't they have an oven?

  • This is so freakin stupid. I live around geese. They cannot hurt you at all. It looks frightening, but they don't do anything. And the person that said that hey have teeth is absolutely wrong...lol....They act that way becsuse they afraid and they defend their mates (which they take for life). This makes it look like geese are on the attack and that's their mission. That's absurd! Educate yourself instead of looking so stupid!

  • @mrmteach I grew up around geese, they *are* really mean. What are you talking about 'they can't hurt you'? They can pinch hard enough to bruise and bleed. I understand them defending their nests, but I don't see them as harmless and I think it's really stupid when they are allowed to roam free in public places.

  • beware of tha killer goose!!!

  • One of the "geese" in this video is a swan. I have geese. They are not aggressive except when they feel threatened. All the geese in this video have no doubt been harrassed and intimidated by thoughtless humans so their stance is to immediately defend themselves. They are not territorial, they are only trying to defend themselves or their young. Just like any other animal. Violence is taught.

  • @jeanneswims ... hahaha, it's a joke. The narrator knows that these geese are not aggressive. The clips alone would not seem aggressive at all ... the reporter has put a hilarious spin on this. :-D PUNKED?!?!

  • LOL@ " Even at a young age this goose has delevoped a confrontational attitude."

  • omg this happened to me at school D: and there were 2 and they flew ontop of me and knocked me to the ground >.< wtf

  • simple... don't mess with the goose

  • haha you gotta love geese, proper badasses! anybody who keeps them though knows that they will only attack you if you show fear or back away when they come hissing, they are actually really sweet and friendly if they accept you, not great with dogs though..

  • geese don't attack me because they know what i'd do to them XD

  • Very funny!

  • somewhen they'll take over the world - watch your butts, buddies

  • Whats up with people chickening out. Beat the living fuck out of em' critters.

  • ROFL commentary was hilarious

  • The true level of ITN News.

  • @jerrygreg2 You prefer the BBC?

    It was a very amusing video.

  • @Shadowboxe I'm not knocking the video, just having a wee swipe at ITN News. BBC News? Don't make me laugh, but I'm grateful that it's not as bad as FoxNews.

    The Day Today with Chris Morris, now that was a news programme.

  • jajajaja that is fanny

  • nice narration

    briefest of explanation "quack"

    haha

  • Poor doggy, that goose is so mean :(

  • eat them

  • great vid, even the halarious sound effects

  • grab'm by the neck a fucking snap those mother fuckers...i'm so sick of those damn geese being every damn where...

  • It's funny to get in a fight with a goose, since they can only pinch you and a human can punt it like a football.

  • haha

  • so dramatic

  • hahaha

  • Evil man? The goose was attacking his dog! Who is evil here?

  • 1:48 EVIL Man just grabs the goose by the neck..!!

  • Great commentary!

  • I too loved the commentary! Very entertaining! Thanks!

  • "when it comes at the boat again the man questions its sanity" hahahahahah!!

  • Great stuff i want a sequel!

  • this was the funniest video I have seen in a while. now im affraid to leave my house

  • tooooo goooooooood of a video

  • why are people such pussies with these worthless birds

  • @fupasack2 YOU are worthless scum

  • @shairaptor why? because i encourage people to stand up for themselves? your just a little bitch with no backbone. continue being a phaggot for the rest of your life

  • @fupasack2 Hey, I'm gay and happy with it, so shut up. Geese are the best and will kick your face hard with their feet. Now go away from your daddy's PC, dweeb.

  • LOL I had a goose attack when I was walking and it attacked my umbrella so i opened it and it flew all the way home

  • OMFG gangster gooses/geeses

  • I love geese!! i have 2 canada geese and 2 bar headed!!

  • geese are assholes... kick em in the face

  • @isasum i kick YOU in the face

  • hahah, this was hilarious!!

  • this has to be a joke lmao! Any animals that feel threatened will attack or warn their intruders! These are birds people, it is not that serious! Obviously a joke.

  • some farmers use geese as guards rather than dogs cause theyre just so aggressive

  • There's a park not far from here where we go hauling as thru skating. those damn birds don't hear us coming as we swoop by yealling at the last second.  The old ladies feedingt hem get all riled up, but it's well worth it to see them all crackling about. Especially the old women.

  • haha..that dog's owner just grabbed the goose by it's head

  • hahahahahahaaha.........hahaha­hahaha

  • goose attacks? wtf just kick it in the head!

  • Geese can be really vicous. Especially ones in public parks who have lost fear of people.

  • goose = evil

  • They are the centre of all evil. Most people don't know more people die from geese attacks than people do from old age.

  • @OriginalYTName HHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!!

  • LOL really?

  • finally someone is making these atrocities known! I'll mannered geese are our enemies!

  • Terror?

    LOL!