How to Deal with Lactose Intolerance

[UrDadIsMoist]

sucks for all you kids who are lactose intolerance, im drinking a nice glass of cold milk n dipping oreos in there mmmmmm:)

[dionstrezlecki]

TAKE THE ENZYME LACTASE (IN A SUPPLEMENT) AND STOP BITCHING

[ben2nd]

its a shame I can't even think about sucking on her boobs as I am lactose intolerant :(

[AdventureInTheMaking]

what the fuck do apples and chicken have to do with anything

[locomoco453]

let me go get my doctor...hes somewhere in my closet

[ThElitE]

I love milk, I hate diarrhea...

[mynameisminesothere]

Why do bad things always result from being intolerant? Why can't the lactose travel to our eyeballs or something and give us freaking supervision!?? Even if you successfully avoid all dairy and are symptom-free, it's STILL embarrassing to deal with:

"Oh, I can't drink milk, sorry." "Why not?" "Uhm, lactose intolerant." "oh..."

you just KNOW the first thing that pops to mind is shit. Massive amounts of shit, as they eye you and grimace, wondering if you've been shitting in their toilet lately :|

[AskariWaryaa]

Nearly everyone is lactose intolerant in adulthood.

Especially non white people

That's why you should avoid milk!

[DoctorPr355ur3]

I'm happy living in New Zealand. We have no got this milk called Zero Lacto! A milk with the majority of all the lactose removed. We have such a great dairy trade here and I haven't been able to drink cows milk since birth. I am now 20 and have no problem with the transition from soy to this new milk. plus it's cheaper too.

[GaeilgeSpraoi]

@DoctorPr355ur3 Yeah we're a similar milk also in Ireland, which is lactose free though I actually prefer soya milk. I've only just developed lactose intolerance recently, and like New Zealand, Ireland has a huge dairy trade. In fact, we're one of the biggest dairy producers and consumers in Europe! Though in recent years, I've noticed a rise in non-dairy alternatives here. :)

[6j15em]

the pills dont even help me that much! like wtf, i hate being lactose intolerant..

[iamtrash123]

just had a yogert and now ive got bad gas and will do a massive dump soon -.-

[UberTroll13]

You know it's going to be a fun experiment when 'Doctor' is on the checklist

[Mbmoney1217]

she was cute. I like being LI is she is too

[StrictlyBG]

im intolerant against lactose interolant. this shit sucks hard man ,i fard so much when i drink protein shakes ,milk ,ice cream and stuff like that

[jborgs57]

I can drink milk if I take a pill but if I have ice cream, even with 2 pills, diarrhea 2 days straight here I come! It fuckin sucks. I used to get shakes all the time too and I loved ice cream. I was lactose intolerant until I was about 2, but then I thought I outgrew it until about a year and a half ago. (I'm 16 now)

[doublejab100]

Dunno why i'm watching this....I'm  not even lactose intolerant.

[pb26109629]

hate latose in only a child

[SexDrugsPistol69]

ughh. i have being lactose intolerant.. everytime i eat icecream,milk, cheese, i always end up going number 2. :(

[iamtrash123]

fucking shit.... eating ice cream fine one day then next day i eat it and find my self on the toilet with my insides exploding

[OsbornRandall]

I'm lactose intolerance and I don't give a fuck!

Drinking whole milk tastes like a glass of milk that was made by God's angels and was delivered to your hands by none other than God himself!!!!

Drinking soy milk is like drinking a glass of grass that they scrapped from the edge of a lawn mower then processed through a factory where they put it in a carton container, instead of any soft of see-thru container because they know no one will buy before hand if they see what it looks like!!!

[jaredong]

i'll be honest, i clicked this b/c i thought the girl was pretty

[Aeckaenarcho]

sexy girl ..

[paigebrumby]

recently ive been having stomache aches every time i have icecream, yogurt, butter etc.

is this lactose intolerance?

plus im still a kid so... please help me with this, i dont wanna have to see a doctor about this.

[dalmain77]

@paigebrumby

I first started to get the symptoms in junior high/middle school. I would check my diet. Look at the things you eat and see how you react to them. If the stomachache comes consistently after eating ice cream, yogurt, or other dairy foods than it's most likely you are lactose intolerant. There are also different degrees to it. You can also try a lactose free milk, yogurt, or ice cream..see if there is a difference. Good luck.

[MrMinecraftMan15]

Lactase pills work for me if I'm drinking milk, but for some weird reason I tried lactase pills with ice cream and I got the big runs and diarrhea but try some good dairy alternatives. I like rice milk, soy milk, and hemp milk (on occasion). But putting chocolate powder in your milk gets rid of the lactose! Try some chocolate milk or chocolate powder because it works for me :)

[VMMICK]

@MrMinecraftMan15 take 2 pills

[TheLansoprazole]

Stomach Suck

[CearyAuryn]

Smart Balance makes a delicious Lactose-free Fat free milk .. it's awesome :)

[UsernameError69]

Is it possible to be lactose intolerant only for cheese? I get all the symptoms when I eat cheese, however, milk has no effect on me...

[miss1sweets1247]

do you know what food have dariy in the? THE BEST ONES MAN THE BEST ONES

[hotpink760]

i dont understand how to use the lactose pills. how long before yoou eat dairy are you supposed to take the pill???????

[CearyAuryn]

@hotpink760 read the box.. they tell you. some 30 mins before or with first bite of meal... really depends.

[xCMonstah]

I just found out i was lactose intolerant recently. I have been drinking milk , but gets stomach pains after i drink warm milk, Then the stomach pains + diareah followed with cold milk. GRRRRR. i used to love milk

[CearyAuryn]

@xCMonstah I feel ya

[cutemedli7]

I ate some dairy, here the stomach pain , diahrrea and farts.

[Tardsnake]

I thought it was called lack toast and tolerant...wtf..

[Momachief]

Sometimes it makes you wish you can eat foods with dairy in it. I have this, but i never tasted milk a lot in about 1 year so i forgot what it tastes like :(

[Spectre11B]

It's sad that this day and age, we still find intolerance everywhere in the world.

[klewis9995]

@Spectre11B i know,i am lactose intolerant myself and it sucks that i can't eat any delicious food,i love ice cream and milk but i can't eat/drink any of them because it upsets my stomach.being lactose intolerant sucks!

[ilIusion89]

@klewis9995 now thats ur stomach, how about ur throat too? u can barely swallow and feels like ur about to die..now that sucks!

[klewis9995]

@ilIusion89 no,it doesn't upset my throat,thank god! but it upsets my stomach though.

[ilIusion89]

@klewis9995 lucky u :/

[Ju1ceem4n]

can u b semi lactose?

[larsbar7]

@Ju1ceem4n Ya i found out today that i am very mildly lactose intolerant, like milk bothers my stomach a bit, but i can eat ice cream and cereal without drinking the milk

[calamitymariee]

@AliceCullen0890

Freeze blood 'Alice Cullen'

Bahaa.

[Jreyes2265]

@AliceCullen0890 yo mom's pussaay!

[MrMaryJanes]

I've got some calcium rich foods for her ;). */cream*

[thecheesburgler]

@MrMaryJanes lol

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

FUCK YOU MILK. you ruined my life.. u are everwhere. and i can't have you.. :(

[randomnessrocksu]

swallable pills are much better, and lactose substitutes are just plain gross

[tnguyen318]

Why are so many people (including babies) lactose intolerant?

[elem101]

@tnguyen318

Babies arent; lactose intolerant. Some people's digestive system simply doesn't produce enough lactose as they get older ( wich seams natural, since normaly we should only have acces to milk as babies). Generaly people of northen european ancestry are less likely to be lactose intolerant, that's mainly beacouse for centuries dairy products were an integral part of theur diet

[tnguyen318]

I thought Lactose is a sugar in milk? Is it Lactose or Glucose? Or something else of a different chemical make? That it's Milk in General that we, whichever part of our body and whenever, can only sustain what it takes, while the other it rejects?

[Inductus]

@tnguyen318 You thought right, it is lactose. Glucose is the primary "fuel" for your body, and as far as I understand and remember it, everything your body digests is broken down into that form.

[abloodyhobo]

Man fuck lactose intolerant, im just gonna eat all the dairy i want and shit everywhere

[SuperKrazyKyle]

man i fucking hate being lacose intolerant

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

@SuperKrazyKyle same here.. .. . ..

[TheKiww]

@SuperKrazyKyle me too. it sucks.

[muzicluva000]

@SuperKrazyKyle I love it! Dairy is SO unhealthy and it gives mean excuse to avoid all that dairy :)

i love all the substitutes for dairy ESPECIALLY almond milk and soy pizzas

[ojideagu]

@muzicluva000 Dairy is not unhealthy at all, check all the vitamins, minerals, and protein it contains.

[HinaSasu123]

@SuperKrazyKyle Im sorry you cant enjoy other types of food that has dairy):

[ukmale164]

@SuperKrazyKyle same. i can tolerate a certain amount and once i get to that amount im fucked. just ate a pizza and the cheese made all my salvia build up bad felt like i was going to be sick and gave me bad wind. its really shit. gota find lactose free food and pizzas etc. hard to find as well

[TheRogueMonk]

i drink alo of milk alot ! is it natural to get runny stomach?

i dot get runns everyday but sometimes .

and if you are lacose intollerant will you be able to still get benefit of the milks nutritions?

[billybbob18]

I'm lactose intolerant. I can eat as much RAW cheese and drink as much RAW milk as I want. Raw milk is unprocessed and has the lactase enzyme which is destroyed during pasteurization/homogenization. My milk is taken from grass fed cows, run through a filter and that's it. Feels very good in the body!

[tungstenfusion]

@billybbob18 -cool! didn't know that about the pasteurization/homogenization screwing the lactase- I need to get a goat :D>

[BrawlyProductionz]

i hate lactose intolerance it makes me shit hot steaming liquid shit.

[SantaBarbaraDianne]

I am tired of spending almost 5 bucks for 2 qts of lactose-free milk. I tried just a cup of low-fat regular milk after taking 2 lactaid pills and was sooo gassy the rest of the night. I hear fresh whole milk won't cause problems so I'll try that soon.

[KillingJoke696]

this food is like made for retards. btw the doctor isnt ging to examine my piece of shit

[paullok0]

1 day without diary, and my stomach pains which I've had for 2 years disappear. Its amazing, I can get on with my live without a constant pain.

[burntham77]

That woman is very cute. She made sure I paid attention.

[PiousPrincess]

i need to get some of those pills.. ice cream just makes me sick everytime and i can't drink milk period.

[MangaIpod]

I found i was lactose intolerant and i was like "i can't eat Dairy!?" Cause i used to drink like 3 glasses of milk everyday. But really with some pills i can still eat ice-cream and cheese (just not to much) i havn't drunken milk in like 2 years. I miss it very mutch, but chocolate soymilk taste really good too.

[MrJamesgeno]

all the best foods out there have dairy in them:(

[tyron26musikman]

I recently found out i was Lactose intolerant and the world became a darker place :P. Seriously though once i removed diary from my diet within 2 weeks I felt so much better.

[blablasometin8]

the girl in the video is muy bonita LOL

[crackwhen]

i've gone my whole life drinking milk excessively and just recently figured out i'm lactose intolerant, it explainsmy constant upset stomach, and bloating

[MrSnEAKyModE1]

i just found out to day im lactose intolerant and i love to drink milk :(

[crackwhen]

me too

[Salvy102]

FML!!!! I'm a one out of six!!!!!!!!

[da1fromdaheightz]

Same wish i can eat philly cheese stake,ice cream,ice cream cake :[

[ashyashy1993]

soy milk is what i have

[TheReapersSon]

@ashyashy1993

Soymilk isn't good to drink over long periods of time. The human body was never meant to eat a large quantity of soy, especially a lot of soy these days that has been genetically modified.

I drink Almond or Hemp beverage. I find rice to be too thin in texture, and the Almond provides a good, and good-tasting, alternative. My favorite brand is Blue Diamond, though I do know there are other varieties out there...

[dalmain77]

I hate my digestive system. I can't enjoy delicious foods. But at least I never get fat. But than again I have to always watch what I eat.

[MyPets1031]

@dalmain77 I agree, they shoud get a cure.... Digestive system transplant!!! IDK, maybe that's not worth it.

[pimpinlilly]

pinkberry wow on my period i go crazy i eat diary before and and during my period i can't help it it sucks

[BruceIsSoCool]

OMG i want to kill people when I see them licking on ice cream in the summer grrrrrrrrr

[PantheraAtrox]

Being lactose intolerant bites.

Even ice cream can be a problem but not other meat products unless they're way too processed. Found that having sherbert is OK.

[PLISKEN12]

my lactose intolerance totally went away once i got rid of red meat in my diet ! i eat red meat mabe once a week at the most or none at all.

[rathat48]

that wont happen, either its not lactose intolerance, or it went away, but meat wont effect it so its not that, unless you cant digest meat well.

[PLISKEN12]

r u a doctor?

[rathat48]

nah but i have it and i have done a lot of research. it might have been the meat making you sick, idk, but i know meat wont effect lactose intolerance .

[PLISKEN12]

well its a real observation and my philosophy is just because science hasnt proven it dont necessarily make it false. there's a lot that science still dont know.

[PLISKEN12]

since u still have it and science hasnt given u an answer maybe u might wanna try it and let me know what happens. what  have u got to lose.

[PLISKEN12]

maybe we'll do humanity a big favor.

[rathat48]

well if your not eating a lot of dairy or meat, make sure you get enough protein!

[YURTZYN42]

lol ok then ur still making me laugh then hoe XD wooow never heard of rice milk? wow where the hell do u live at?

[YURTZYN42]

LMFAO are u serious dude?

[gazh92]

got milk..?

[rathat48]

Rice milk is slightly more watery but sweeter and tastes more like milk, and nothing like rice so it doesnt have that plain rice taste or anything at ALL, its very addicting i could drink it all day. try rice dream. oh and rice icecream tastes more like real icecream than soy.

[PantheraAtrox]

Thank you will have to try that.

Heard having too much soy in the diet isn't all that good.

[crazywanch101]

Silk is ok But 8th continent is WAY better and it is light kind

[quitejaded]

Thanks for the tip. I am lactose intolerant. I dislike the taste of dairy, but I miss putting a bit of milk in my hot cocoa and coffee. I could handle it better as a kid, but not in my late teens. I will buy 8th continent.

[crazywanch101]

I can not stand the taste of regular soymilk so I just drink chocolate I have been drinking soymilk ever since I was vegan but I am not vegan anymore because it was WAY to freaking hard now I am just a vegetarian

[crazywanch101]

Oh my Gosh I am drinking chocolate soymilk right now how ironic !!!!I used to be vegan but it was to hard so now I am a vegetarian .

[puremana22]

1:24 look at the arm muscle

[RefusetoListen]

:49 = cute face XD

[huffster777]

It should say 'lactose tolerant."

[ococ05]

I CANT EAT ICECREAM AN T EFFN SUCKS. but there r some great alternatives :))

[casanegra]

kathy van zeeland handbag

[nobodycares456]

I'm vegan vegetarian anyway. I get sick when I eat dairy, but I don't think I'm lactose intolerant.....

[g0tt0rque]

humans are omnivores.

[nobodycares456]

Your point?

[g0tt0rque]

already made it.

[nobodycares456]

Then repeat it, because I don't get what point you made by telling me that humans are omnivores....I already knew that.

[g0tt0rque]

why repeat something that is written down?

Are there any animals besides humans that will go completely against nature and decide not to eat something that their digestive system was specifically designed to digest?

[nobodycares456]

Are you saying that our digestive systems were specifically designed to digest dairy? Because I don't believe that. But you can go ahead and belive that.

[g0tt0rque]

i was talking about meat.

[nobodycares456]

I'm still alive and well, so obviously being vegetarian doesn't cause much harm.

[g0tt0rque]

I don't believe it does.

My point was that i don't know of any other species besides humans who would just decide not to ever eat meat (if they were indeed a carnivorous/omnivorous being.) Even though instinctively it should know that it is a good source of food.

You obviosly do not share my opinion, which is fine.

As for dairy goes, i think as we age are bodies are supposed to be able to process lactose less and less productively.

agree to disagree?

[nobodycares456]

Sure, but the only reason we decide never to eat meat is because we can actually think more intelligently than all other species. :))

[g0tt0rque]

it slightly lowers your chances of survival for a finicky psychological reason.

[nobodycares456]

Hmmm....I guess it does.....oh well!!

[thecheesburgler]

@g0tt0rque Maybe it's an evolutionary way to stop grown men from drinking milk from a mothers breasts.... just saying

[1019drummer]

8th contenant...vanilla...........­..best soy milk i have ever had.

cheese rules.................milk is just gross and disgusting.......unless of course it's all over capn. crunch

[jlynx5]

Silk FTW! that stuff is so good.

[netruno]

Yeah it is good.

[callingofthewild]

Hells yeah.

[random0vids]

yeah but soy milk tastes like shit

[wize1]

what about soy milk?

[killerk3vin96]

hell yeah she has some huge cups!!

[TehSyncMan]

inorite

[fabgirl1998]

my sis is Lactose Intolerant

[mangoic]

she can buy Lactaid which is lactose free milk from the market

[RGLJ]

how about one with Gluten intolerance!

[killwayne]

yeah my friend has to like order a burger without the buns, some people actually laughed

[morrighan02]

my friend oders pizza without cheese >_> i love the way the waiters look when she says that xD

it's not that she's lactose intolerant, she just doesn't like dairy.

[AndrewXAnarchy]

Drink you damn milk!

[PXHXIXL]

fourth

[cinnabonmadness]

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[Erkm4n]

Got me, second

[sibley68]

First