moose charge

[cornhusker221]

Somebody just filled their pants!

[obsidianlove]

KENNY POWERS! DONT YOU LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE DEAD EYES CASSIE YOU CHURCH BITCH!

[xxlkrustylxx]

"Holy Shit!!"

[trippycat123]

rednecks

[kamratframjandet]

You look a whole lot like a guy i almost know here in Sweden.

[kdsf12]

Buddy. You're lucky to be alive.

[HammondMaster]

LOLED HARD.

WHEN IT TRANSISITONED TO YOUR BIKE RIDE I THOUGHT YOU WERE RIDING THE MOOSE! HAAHA

[esoxkid06]

haha kenny powers.... i can throw a baseball faster than fuck

[esoxkid06]

he kinda looks like the guy from the trailer park boys... maybe its his brother

[jokinj1]

you are a fucking looser

[WeSNiPEproductions]

holy fuck i laughed so hard when he somewhatt charged at you and your like HOLY SHIT!

[Animos02]

i rofled when he fucking got scared shitless

[tweeetme]

misleading title just to get views. that's soo gay !

[CaptainAlbedoCool]

That moose spooked, not charged. lrn2animal

[citationxbjfv]

the moose did not cherge,,just got scare,,,,

[TerminusAt]

What song is this? Kinda a fur elise cover lol

[BigAgitator]

he looks like Kenny Powers from the show east bound and down (great show).

lmao

[tom61375]

LMFAO, I love when british speaking people get trampled!!

[jstine1234]

its Rodney

[RyanM1405]

lmao next time i hope a moose tramples this guyy

[RReaper100]

Hey Fred where is barney , betty and wilma ?

[Wilson1285]

You look like a big faggot.

[Destructoconfilms]

@Wilson1285 Big yes. Faggot , NO. Sorry to wreck your wet dream.

[HardRokMiner]

Jesus H Christ...who does your eyebrows buddy? I'm gonna guess Bozo De Clown?

[Destructoconfilms]

@HardRokMiner That's just how I was made, Mr. Miner. I can't explain the brows. They do their own thing and I let them.

[1spiritualalchemy1]

Your one sleepy shrew lookin ass brother man. You had best not mess with a Moose. They will rip your shit!

[Destructoconfilms]

@1spiritualalchemy1 It was 5 in the morning. Dont let the daylight fool you- summer in Alaska is like that. I should look sleepy.

[confined214]

dont fuck around when youre with wild animals

[davidls11]

Take away his credit card.

[Destructoconfilms]

@davidls11 and possibly his birthday.

[davidls11]

@Destructoconfilms His birthday?

[Destructoconfilms]

@davidls11 Yes, You can take away a birthday, as a social penalty. It's an old practice that dates back to the 1600's in puritan New England. The birthday bath was a tradtiional part of the culture, and when you took away the once annual bath, it left a person completely stinky the rest of the year. Taking away a birthday was akin to a social stoning, because the now stinky puritan would get NO play from the ladies, as opposed to the occassional puritan play- then refered to as hay frolic,etc.

[Destructoconfilms]

@Destructoconfilms I made all that up. But it sounded good.

[davidls11]

@Destructoconfilms OK, now I understand. But it seems a little harsh.  I only suggested taking away the moose's credit card so it wouldn't be able to "charge".

[335pinky533]

steve irwin would be proud. By that i mean the moose charging the guy with the annoying intentions. :D

[Destructoconfilms]

@335pinky533 - If I recall - Steve was bear hugging a sting ray when he bought it. So who is being more annoying- the guy and his camera crew hunting fish to hug , or a guy just out for a bike ride that runs into a moose while alone. As a role model, I think I am less caustic ultimately. So there.

[335pinky533]

@Destructoconfilms

...role model? So there? There are way too many annoying comments like this on youtube.

[Destructoconfilms]

@335pinky533 

[Rhiixx3]

I laughed. A lot. It might be because I'm slightly drunk. I like to get drunk and search "moose charge" into Youtube.

[Snauzer67]

@Rhiixx3 loooool

[Destructoconfilms]

@Rhiixx3 That's how you do. I made this just for you.

[lny96763]

is that Danny McBride?

[Destructoconfilms]

@lny96763 No- that is the Incredible Johnny K, lord of the low frequencies. he lives in Alaska. He is the man.

[naoishe]

are you related to ricky gervais?

[Ctorresification]

How you doin moose? how ya doin buddy.... WHOA SHIT!

[gtrefghuk]

Man eating moose. Bahahaha!

[BloodyFlesh626]

Yeah look at that man eating moose. You can tell he wants human flesh by eating leaves very hungrily first. Did you see the savage look in its eyes? looked like -_-

Lol You didnt do so good on the Steve Erwin impersonation, but it was funny.

[matthewmaki]

i once was charged by a house cat so i shot it, watch the video clip on my channel

[335pinky533]

@matthewmaki  D:

[symingto]

Sooooo many people don't realize the danger of moose . . sounds stupid, but very true. . they are a nasty animal, They'll stomp the shit out of you! . . my guess is literally. :D

[Destructoconfilms]

Yeah- I've been closer to them than this, and seen them angry and up close. I just got lucky in that I had a camera, and he seemed mellow enough during part 1. PArt2 was my mistake. They lull you into trusting them.

[dinnycash]

pity that moose dident eat you

[Destructoconfilms]

I think I'd be kind of chewy for him.

[whiteboyY7]

you poor ugly thing

[Destructoconfilms]

You think I'm poor? Hahahhahaha. Jokes on you.

[supertino6969]

moose moose moose moose, how ya doin buddy.. WOAH SHIT

bahaha

[Destructoconfilms]

mine shares my sandwhich

[hansikui]

mine talks to me

[GabDyl]

my penis smells

[Destructoconfilms]

Excellent. Maybe try washing it?

[GabDyl]

nah

[DoinThupidThings]

geez...real charge. I've gotten more scared waking up in the morning and seeing who I have my arm around.

[Destructoconfilms]

Beer goggles are an amazing innovation.

[DoinThupidThings]

Wooo da big scary moo-moo

[jnncbuhyc]

oh dude that thing was gunna take ya in the bush and rap e you.. trust me i know...i still cant sit down.

[Destructoconfilms]

OW!

[Mikam9410]

Its a she!

[HarblTheCat1]

You are very lucky - moose are the most dangerous animal in North America. In Canada alone, more people are killed by moose than any other animal.

[Destructoconfilms]

I agree. I am very lucky. Yay for me.

[linzee4584]

How come everyones comment has a -1 next to it? =(

[Destructoconfilms]

i dont know. I went and voted yay on several and it seems to have mellowed it out. Cyber vandals.Probably Muslims.

[moosomin1]

ha ha fuckin funny ass guy 'ITS A MAN EATING MOOSE" LMFAO SHITS FUNNY

[TheSupershot]

it must of not liked your steve irwin impersination

[Destructoconfilms]

Which is suprising, since I do it so well while being chased by Moose.

[DarthVantos]

Damn....Gangsta moose

[Destructoconfilms]

Yeah- he represents , yo.

[DarthVantos]

she*

[Destructoconfilms]

oh yeah. She. Right you are. I did not see horns or Moose junk hanging. I was more focused on the razor sharp hooves.

[Democratolition]

hahaha "i think im going to try to ride him."

[JWiZZle1144]

that was funny made me laugh. i like it. Holy shit. that would of been my reaction

[gameshark117]

wolly shit its holy shit

[Destructoconfilms]

Or even the other way around

[XowntXihqX]

u was gonna it eat?

[bla7091]

It would've rammed you off your bike if it really came for you

[Destructoconfilms]

I reiterate- Ninja like reflexes. Did you notice the part when I didn;t drop the camera while I rode away? A Classic Ninja move.

[isaacbr]

Sooley, 1200lbs?!? More like 300-400.

[Destructoconfilms]

Tiny for a moose, but still Moose sized. Like a light moose.

[cc519]

That is the most stupidest thing I ever saw. You should never ever attempt to approach a moose. Never! Let alone twice! Your lucky to survive this encounter. Let this experience be a warning to you.

[Destructoconfilms]

You believe everything you hear on the Discovery Channel? I am a ninja- I was not afraid. Much.

[tinxsmith]

lol yah retard

[Destructoconfilms]

gurf? Nya! Back to my shortbus.

[Destructoconfilms]

The funny thing is- he did want to play. And you people is me. What where you looking for on YOUTUBE- smart people? How dumb are you?

[sooley101]

it never fails to amaise me how fuckin dumb you people are. ....OH LOOK .. a twelve hundred pound wild animal!!!! think he wants to play??

[TapeWorm7]

Sooley, fucking spell correctly. If you are going to criticize another make sure you have no faults of your own.

[flamedrag18]

he's like " fuck off, your getting really annoying, I could have you for dinner(if I wasn't a vegatarian) lol

[Destructoconfilms]

True dat. Wait until all Moose get a taste for man flesh.

[flamedrag18]

lol

[Destructoconfilms]

That was actually scripted. Not.

[32middlelinebacker]

"how ya doin buddy....HOLY SHIT" haahahahaha

[SVTtaurus]

0:22 Rancid?? Probably means rabid....

[Destructoconfilms]

No- I meant Rancid. Like rotten, mean and nasty.  DOn;t question the artist- he makes up beautiful shit to say as he performs the dance of death on bicycle.

[po58dvn]

A moose waited on my table in a posh resteraunt and i noticed on the bill there was a 20% Moose charge......

bastard......

[Destructoconfilms]

Hahahhaa. Pretty punny,doot.

[cozfromoz]

to bad ya sound like a Pom and not an Aussie

[Destructoconfilms]

I had to look up Pom- that's what you guys call a Britt, right? And in not a nice way? It IS too bad I sound like a POM

[haawischer]

maybe you should ask for a show on discovery channel... but only if you use the same music.... moose...moose...moose...moosey­... oh shit.... muhaha

[Destructoconfilms]

The music is something I recorded with my superbest friend Steve Moore, and I think the complete track can be heard at his my space page- He posts as Smmores there. The complete song is actually really good and worth listening to- it's called "For Therese", which is a literary reference to a tragic romantic character I have lost the complete back story on . It's there somewhere in the shambled back closet of my memory.

[bluefordy]

I like it when you suddenly changed character when it charged. I bet you had to check your pants after that one. Great video.

[Destructoconfilms]

I had to check my pants DURING that one. I didn't have to check too hard, either.

[tomboehmpdot]

hahaha great video

[beebo02]

that was pretty funny

[damarei]

This guy looks like Rip Taylor

[Destructoconfilms]

except less gay

[msv0686]

ROFLMAO!!! that's awesome! haha my dog's name is Crikey and she heard the video and was like what? who the hell is that?

[johnnyk907]

That's awesome. Hey Crikey!

[daddygreenjeens]

lol nice

[johnballs]

Moosy LoL Thanks

[Brie47]

LOL!

[heavyweight23]

GET A HAIR CUT YOU BUM....LOL

[johnnyk907]

It's just the way my hair grows- I am happy having as much as I do. My friends are all being slowly denuded of the stuff. Mine just grows wierder all the time, but it still grows. My hair rules.

[artysm7]

lol!

[Hunterhunter2007]

lol Crikey! Let's go see my friend, Mr. Moose! Well done!

-Jimmy

[johnnyk907]

Dood.

[johnnyk907]

You may see some of this video on TV soon. Just sent the raw footage of it off to a producer that does shows on Alaska. Hooray.

[daveandmo1]

Must be new up here, everyone knows not to do this.  Lucky to be alive!

[chrisdjonestube]

shoulda punched the fucker out.

[johnnyk907]

It was kind of small moose. Maybe. I'd think I'd still take the Moose with the point spread.

[dekvittar]

lol the moose didn't charge !

[Destructoconfilms]

Did too, Swiss Cheese. I was there.

[holdennnn]

HAHAHAHAHA shit man thats some halarious shit hahahha

[specialks1953]

Crazy Man, don't you know those things can hurt you real bad. They call them wild for a reason. They sometimes seem docile and cute till they decide they want to fuck you up. I am glad you were lucky enough to have it back down. It probably knew you were not worthy of it's efforts and passed you off as if you were not much more than a fly on it's butt.

Funny shit. Great Video. Learn from experience.

Good music and not too loud.

[Destructoconfilms]

Music by Stephen Michael Moore. He has a Myspace page that's worth checking out. My and the moose where hanging out in close proximity to each other for a good 20 minutes before I tried any of this . I think the bike spooked him. My bad.

[jtxc3]

haha

[docteddy]

"WHOA SHIT!!"  and then he laughs, thats funny shit

[mull3tboii]

hahaha nice. funny stuff. when I was around 11 years old, it was snowy out in eagle river, and I found some fresh moose tracks. I decided to keep my head down, eyes fixed on the tracks while following them. many steps later, my head bumped into a mama moose's butt. it was the scariest thing in my life. I'm just glad it didn't kick or charge me like yours did. haha

[Destructoconfilms]

Well there surely are a ton of them in Eagle River to run into. This is a friendly Fairbanks Moose.

[knickknack07]

why the annoying music?

[Destructoconfilms]

I call it "production values". It's something my friend Stephen Michael Moore wrote and recorded.I got to play bass on it and added some backing vocals,about the same time I made this video. So far, it's his biggest hit anything- as it's been played at least 135,000 times around the world as a result of this video. Go Steve.

[wynnerz73]

This ars must have a horseshoe up his butt...cause he's one lucky Idiot...lol..

[johnnyk907]

True dat.

[strippybowl]

shame your still alive you dumb cock juggling thunder cunt

[Destructoconfilms]

WOw- that was some brilliant comic shtick there, funny boy. I bet you have a huge glue sniffing fan base. But that was kind of an interesting imagery you left me with. Thunder cunt. Two men enter- one man leaves? Judging from your spelling,puntuation and demeanor, I am guessing that would make you Blaster, not Master. Good luck in barter town, amigo.

[SAMBARGAV]

you cunt fucking piece of shit steve irwin is dead now you piece of shit

[Destructoconfilms]

OTR dude? Get some Midol.

[L92DOutKst]

ahahahahha he said WHOLEY SHIT! playing a game between life and death huh

[TempleOfSin]

Lol, "holy shit" might have been your last words. You're really lucky!

[Destructoconfilms]

Lucky at life, lousy at cards.

[queenohfarleya]

frickin amazing! go john!!!

[ihuntsfw]

we may be one with nature but even animals are smart enough to know who not to mess with.

[Destructoconfilms]

Yeah, I think that's why he veered off. You don't mess with a dude on a bike taking pictures if you're just an 800 lbs. undulate Damn. WHat was that Moose thinking?

[slay3r09]

Dumb ass...dont tease a moose for no reason...i mean like shit if u were to attack directly..u wouldnt be standing

[Destructoconfilms]

No teasing involved. We were one together in nature. But in retrospect, probably not my finest move to ride the bike toward the brown beastie.Then again- how else do you get such fun video?

[Deadphans]

man stomping herabavore. lmao lmao

[zoro204]

haha

[vigburt]

u sound more like dr evil than steve irwin

[johnnyk907]

That's kind of cool, too.

[trex440]

awsome vid man

[inevitablem1]

hahaha thats so funny

[tivertsi]

good video! good didnt get hit by it )))

[sAINToFsOCIETY]

fucking redneck

[Destructoconfilms]

No one likes a Canadian with a potty mouth, sir.

[kanabutterfly]

Remind me again who was searching for a moose charging a guy video? That's right, it's the guy with the paintball head shot video in his favorites. I'm sensing a certain amount of self loathing. Just because you are Canadian, you don;t get a pass on the redneck label yourself, compadre. Own it. Love it. Or find a Canadian 12 step program. You could stand up and say- HI-MY Names's Dick, and I'm a Canadian Redneck.....

[MeSeeUTube]

Funny !!

Do another one.

[Destructoconfilms]

Well I have been looking for this moose again- it's been a year- Think he'll be bigger?

[siamiam]

watch out for the killer moose! :O

lol heart attack when they charge :P

[sandkdore]

i like them moose but eagles taste better

[kanabutterfly]

I like a nice fat seal, also. Mmmm.

[gobz11]

Don't give up ur day job.

[drugballad311]

hahaha that wasn't that bad actually, i was expecting a lot worse

[kanabutterfly]

Well, glad you found your way here. I keep looking for this moose in my neighborhood again. I think it's in someone's freezer.

[TMJECCO]

lol i think im going to try and ride him

[bagfoot]

Steve Irwin was Australian you dick head!

[kanabutterfly]

You have a lot of anger. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Watch out man, the dark side of the force is like, powerful. And it will , like, forever control your destiny. But you are a pud, so maybe you will be comfortable there. Good luck getting whatever that is out of your ass.

[TheColoradoan]

A day without sun is, like...night.

[eye0fOdin]

that was funny dude

[biggerbass11]

omg .......... you know i actually sat here trying to think of what to say about that vid but can't say anything but "omg" I'm sure that summs it up

[DragonOMG7615]

Lol funny, but you SHOULD know moose are herbivors. And wild animals will not let you ride them. And, they charged because they felt threatened like you were a pretedor.