speak to an octopus...right, the solution for mankind. I am so sorry that Nazi parti is not active anymore, there is so much useless human material to be put in the owens instead of innocent and decent people.
Did you ever realize that people who are so easily led into madness are really, really ugly? Talk about adding insult to injury. UGLY and DUMB? Somebody's gotta throw you boners a bone.
Acting, is pretending to be something other than what you are. Why would you act like an adult unless you had not reached you majority.
Plus, I'm not sure about how your anatomy works, but here on earth males are born with a penis, but do expand on your knowledge of growing/cultivating reproductive organs. Your greenhouse must be quite pornographic.
this was funny and you should check out the web site, look at the video about the prayer, sooo freaking funny, especially the lady that closes her eyes and says it slowly, lol
Hebbo!!! Have you heard of the Tarvu's evil dictator? He put all these munchkins into space cakes and blew them up with water bombs. OMG! I've just found a new religion. Where's my savings book?
When you're a Tavusit and you drive past an accident - you have to do something- you're the ONLY one who can help! We are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on speaking to octopussi...
IF you're a lowly $cientologist OT8- raise your conditions today by joining...it's so easy!
ah yes tarvuism, the adult swim spoof religion.
Lokivoid 5 months ago
Ia AHA! It's so easy to join the Cult of Cthulhu! H'bo Fhtagn IA!
Nguli34689 6 months ago
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gr3g0r5 7 months ago
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCTOPUS
PezunaProducciones 9 months ago
Tarvuism is a spoof religion, a joke, like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It ain't real.
upsilon054 11 months ago
speak to an octopus...right, the solution for mankind. I am so sorry that Nazi parti is not active anymore, there is so much useless human material to be put in the owens instead of innocent and decent people.
ossobuco888 11 months ago
HAHAHA The prophecies of Amzamiviram!!
useit90 1 year ago
Did you ever realize that people who are so easily led into madness are really, really ugly? Talk about adding insult to injury. UGLY and DUMB? Somebody's gotta throw you boners a bone.
TheBornAnnoyed 1 year ago
LMAO...Thank You. Now, all you little stupid $cifags, SMILE.
TheBornAnnoyed 1 year ago 2
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Nuciphaal 1 year ago
@Nuciphaal.
Try not to worry about the uploaded, he was already aware that the presentation was a spoof long before you became hysterical.
Thanks for sharing your naivety. Google is your friend.
X3NUZ 1 year ago
@X3NUZ Hahaha. Chill dude. Seriously. Try acting like an adult and grow a penis.
Nuciphaal 1 year ago
@Nuciphaal
Acting, is pretending to be something other than what you are. Why would you act like an adult unless you had not reached you majority.
Plus, I'm not sure about how your anatomy works, but here on earth males are born with a penis, but do expand on your knowledge of growing/cultivating reproductive organs. Your greenhouse must be quite pornographic.
X3NUZ 1 year ago
I learned how to speak to an octopus.
BrainiacOutcast 1 year ago
Satire is awesome
tskasa1 1 year ago
Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.
BlackMomon 1 year ago
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BlackMomon 1 year ago
It's so easy to join. Hard to get out.
roboptions 1 year ago 2
Hey! I want to talk to the octopus too! What's with the neckties?
spikutus 1 year ago
Very silly. I went to their website, it has nothing similar to Scientology, and appears to be a joke religion.
webyourstuff 1 year ago
hahahah the criminal is now a preist!!! HAAHAHAHAH
Ferdos200 2 years ago
do you REALLY not get the satirical mockery?
AntiChristAntiFail 2 years ago
i was a real shit before i joined (which was very easy to do.)
gossieuk 2 years ago
The parts with the baby were the best.
Advice4vice 2 years ago
LOL, hilarious. Move over Xenu, Hail Tarvu !
stayjit1 2 years ago 5
totally
hotdot200 2 years ago 4
don't even fib yourself.
JeramizzleJensen 2 years ago
go to tarvu[.]com
(it won't let me type a url)
click on the tarvupedia, and type in barvuist. i'd send you a URL if youtube wasn't being rude to me.
JeramizzleJensen 2 years ago
you're a barvuist aren't you?
JeramizzleJensen 2 years ago
my religion is not a joke. it has brought so much light into my life.
hebbo! praise tarvu!
JeramizzleJensen 2 years ago
They should call it "Retardedisim" :P
ThrillaMcKilla 2 years ago
No no. "Retardedisim" is what Scientology needs to re-name itself to.
kaizer18 2 years ago 2
Hebb-effin-o!
NomenNescioNY 2 years ago 2
Due to the interest in tarvu, I have included a link to their website in the description pane at the top right of this page. Enjoy!
X3NUZ 2 years ago
FUNNY and perfect. The website is great too. TARVUISM!!!!!
fret2424 2 years ago 3
this was funny and you should check out the web site, look at the video about the prayer, sooo freaking funny, especially the lady that closes her eyes and says it slowly, lol
finechico20 2 years ago 2
LOL!! Great satire!
45564766 2 years ago 5
Making fun of Scientology is easy & fun, this is so Scieno!
Yoganao 2 years ago 4
HEBBO
Link10893 2 years ago 2
Oh my science...
Teferi5555 2 years ago 3
Why are all the women wearing ties?
jademm 2 years ago 2
of course then there the church of the subgenius...
toygirafe 2 years ago
the best part is that they set up an actual website for it
frisk55 2 years ago 3
"I'm like so permanently... overwhelmed"
LOL
tsjoencinema 2 years ago 6
HEBB -fucking-O
RomeoCo 2 years ago 6
this was made as a joke on scientology.
adamg06rsn 2 years ago 4
Hebbo!!! Have you heard of the Tarvu's evil dictator? He put all these munchkins into space cakes and blew them up with water bombs. OMG! I've just found a new religion. Where's my savings book?
metrx330 2 years ago 6
LOL
HEBBO!
AnonRanGER01 2 years ago 5
When you're a Tavusit and you drive past an accident - you have to do something- you're the ONLY one who can help! We are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on speaking to octopussi...
IF you're a lowly $cientologist OT8- raise your conditions today by joining...it's so easy!
laserofjustice 2 years ago 5
I FUCKING LOL'D SO HARD.
Dr490n 2 years ago 6
All I got to talk to in Scientology was a tree, when I did the Sunshine Rundown. It only cost me $2000 to talk to the tree, too. What a deal.
tyedogrulez 2 years ago 20
THis is so F***ing hilarious it is the best spoof of scientology I have ever heard! I love it...pass it along to everyone you know
askywithoutstars 2 years ago 23