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  • ah yes tarvuism, the adult swim spoof religion.

  • Ia AHA! It's so easy to join the Cult of Cthulhu! H'bo Fhtagn IA!

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  • ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCTOPUS

    

  • Tarvuism is a spoof religion, a joke, like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It ain't real. 

  • speak to an octopus...right, the solution for mankind. I am so sorry that Nazi parti is not active anymore, there is so much useless human material to be put in the owens instead of innocent and decent people.

  • HAHAHA The prophecies of Amzamiviram!!

  • Did you ever realize that people who are so easily led into madness are really, really ugly? Talk about adding insult to injury. UGLY and DUMB? Somebody's gotta throw you boners a bone.

  • LMAO...Thank You. Now, all you little stupid $cifags, SMILE.

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  • @Nuciphaal.

    Try not to worry about the uploaded, he was already aware that the presentation was a spoof long before you became hysterical.

    Thanks for sharing your naivety. Google is your friend.

  • @X3NUZ Hahaha. Chill dude. Seriously. Try acting like an adult and grow a penis.

  • @Nuciphaal

    Acting, is pretending to be something other than what you are. Why would you act like an adult unless you had not reached you majority.

    Plus, I'm not sure about how your anatomy works, but here on earth males are born with a penis, but do expand on your knowledge of growing/cultivating reproductive organs. Your greenhouse must be quite pornographic.

  • I learned how to speak to an octopus.

  • Satire is awesome

  • Tarvu tarvooti,

    Oboonoo cTooti,

    Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,

    Mdfitty fitty noonah,

    Arvu immentiBarvu,

    Tarvu.

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  • It's so easy to join. Hard to get out.

  • Hey! I want to talk to the octopus too! What's with the neckties?

  • Very silly. I went to their website, it has nothing similar to Scientology, and appears to be a joke religion.

  • hahahah the criminal is now a preist!!! HAAHAHAHAH

  • do you REALLY not get the satirical mockery?

  • i was a real shit before i joined (which was very easy to do.)

  • The parts with the baby were the best.

  • LOL, hilarious. Move over Xenu, Hail Tarvu !

  • totally

  • don't even fib yourself.

  • go to tarvu[.]com

    (it won't let me type a url)

    click on the tarvupedia, and type in barvuist. i'd send you a URL if youtube wasn't being rude to me.

  • you're a barvuist aren't you?

  • my religion is not a joke. it has brought so much light into my life.

    hebbo! praise tarvu!

  • They should call it "Retardedisim" :P

  • No no. "Retardedisim" is what Scientology needs to re-name itself to.

  • Hebb-effin-o!

  • Due to the interest in tarvu, I have included a link to their website in the description pane at the top right of this page. Enjoy!

  • FUNNY and perfect. The website is great too. TARVUISM!!!!!

  • this was funny and you should check out the web site, look at the video about the prayer, sooo freaking funny, especially the lady that closes her eyes and says it slowly, lol

  • LOL!! Great satire!

  • Making fun of Scientology is easy & fun, this is so Scieno!

  • HEBBO

  • Oh my science...

  • Why are all the women wearing ties?

  • of course then there the church of the subgenius...

  • the best part is that they set up an actual website for it

  • "I'm like so permanently... overwhelmed"

    LOL

  • HEBB -fucking-O

  • this was made as a joke on scientology.

  • Hebbo!!! Have you heard of the Tarvu's evil dictator? He put all these munchkins into space cakes and blew them up with water bombs. OMG! I've just found a new religion. Where's my savings book?

  • LOL

    HEBBO!

  • When you're a Tavusit and you drive past an accident - you have to do something- you're the ONLY one who can help! We are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on speaking to octopussi...

    IF you're a lowly $cientologist OT8- raise your conditions today by joining...it's so easy!

  • I FUCKING LOL'D SO HARD.

  • All I got to talk to in Scientology was a tree, when I did the Sunshine Rundown. It only cost me $2000 to talk to the tree, too. What a deal.

  • THis is so F***ing hilarious it is the best spoof of scientology I have ever heard!  I love it...pass it along to everyone you know

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