Curb Your Enthusiasm Buys weed

[Brian20Deco]

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[superinfinite88]

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[CoN0R115]

4. 8. 15. 16. 23. 42.

[sunnyDcola]

pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[AlexCohen33]

Lmao,this is part where Hurley waits for sayyid to pick him up.

[gkaiserman]

scumbag hurley: wins tens of millions of dollars in lottery, charges $200 for an O of schwag

[lightsout4u1]

@gkaiserman Merry trees, friend.

[MuRKiinCooNz]

@gkaiserman Looked like he handed him nothin wtf atleat mak it look like an Oz like shit lol

[ddog49712]

@gkaiserman haha nice

[Laurenbabe100]

HURLEYYY

[Stevezom]

He looks kinda...."lost"

[123rezo321]

lol 200 per ounce of schwagg? ;lololol that shit should cost no where over 100 lol SHAFTED!!! whatever its not real but he got it good

[Samify75]

Who sells weed by the ounce on a street corner?!?!?

[hilerc]

I'm not looking for a sound system here my friend

[lamborgini555]

Hugo!

[TheJficht]

500 an oz must be god's vagina weed

[reaperofgenocide]

@TheJficht yeah he was od ripping him off. Even though he got shwag it shouldnt cost 200 lmfaoo.

[shulli98]

Omg ! last night was the first time to see this film it was very very funny, i love it specially when the black guy said to him how can you go ''FUCKFIGHT'' when you got no damn weapon looooooooooooooooooooool and when he said to the japanese man you didn't do the 90 degrees bow

[TwinSnakes220]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[cursedfrombirth]

I can't picture Jorge Garcia as anyone apart from Hurley, so to me the whole series of Lost is a prequel to this episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. What better place for a plantation than a hidden tropical island that floats around the world.

[MrSavellz89]

what episodes this from?

[wacher8]

200 oz of swagg.... i sell 150 a oz of bomb im geting ripped.

[ArmandtheWise]

spoilers ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

i guess this is what hurley, ben, and walt did after the last episode of lost..recruiting larry david to protect the island with them and smoke weed all the time.

[Manfromtheinternet]

Lol I can't believe Curb Your Enthusiasm bought weed off Lost



[Marsdevilsvolta]

Damn larry got ripped off :D

[nickrod32]

aaah that awkward transaction between you and your dealer LOVE IT

[labananaha]

This show is like a spinoff of seinfeld about george kastanza's life

[sansdeity420]

@labananaha its 'costanza', and its not a spin off. its a semi-fictionalized version of larry david's life. he created seinfeld. george costanza from seinfeld is actually based on larry david in real life

[thefunkyworm1]

"I'm not looking for a sound system my friend"

[djtektronics]

LOL

[HoboKiller118]

Hydroponic sound system

I want one of them XD

[inatakan88]

!,000,000th view

[MrTriscutbiscut]

!,000,000th view

[PLeasureJet]

why does this dealer only deal in ounces??

[guy0Npage38XBL]

@PLeasureJet because he sees an old man he can con into buying $200 worth of weed.

[jimmy5m]

Well now we all know what hurley did after lost.

[NuJoiseyMAN]

lmao... "jesus christ..."

[Jattmafia313]

lmaoo 200 for schwag he got ripped off crazy

[DcEatsItsYoung]

"give me ur money, sir"

[CaptainCologne]

"Is that a fair price you're quoting me there sir?"

[eNd0x11]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRO­FLROFL

[LoriAnneKat]

not looking for a sound system my friend

[Fuzzylurrrve]

I'm suprised it didn't cost him $4815162342 for that ounce.

[TheMoreofme]

no wonder charlie wanted to be buddies with hurley so badly!

[DmXTrooP]

That's how awkward the govt want to make buying herbs? lol

[BelfastAtheist]

@DmXTrooP

lolol. It's the best they can hope for really.

[survailkid]

Hurley what you doing selling pot get back to the island

[TheMoreofme]

so was this before or after he got cursed by some random numbers?

[Pwnzor729]

Where can I get one of those Seinfeld jackets?

[Hollywood1898]

Social Assassin.

[RussianBreadmaker]

I love all types of comedies, but I have never found this show to be funny.

[rozza1123]

@RussianBreadmaker That's because you don't 'Get' Curb. Takes a special breed.

[dmuse1981]

swhag is 100 an ounce in indy!

[imarandomGEE]

@dmuse1981 gettin ripped man schawg is like 20 an O here gettin reg its 60 lol.

[backspace1904]

@imarandomGEE 20$ an ounce?! damn where you live???

[imarandomGEE]

@backspace1904 of schwag its 20 an O in ok but its schwag thats the thing

[flyhi94]

SWAG



[L100B]

I almost didnt recognize him without an island under him.

[usenetposts]

@L100B He don't need no island.

[MrTaillac]

HYDROPONIC? I'm looking for weed, not a stereo system. lol

[robertg100]

lmao, good ol' Hurley

[CitySkin09]

I hate herb vendors like that. Overcharging when we all know how much it costs. I hope they all die of AIDS.

[grahamt1978]

100 - 150 english pounds for an ounce of shwag aka chinky weed

[CodyT3212]

His name is Larry David...not Curb Your Enthusiasm. Thats like saying I Love Lucy fucks a man.

[CrimsonGhost0526]

two hundred for some commercial???? hahah damn... sixty

[Takinub]

I gotta go this way < lolz

[512thc]

Lol @ Larry buying bud from the "Lost" guy

[lhorvei]

i can se paying 500 for an oz from some dude you dont know... 400 is a better price 350 would be a great price

[bahamut6667]

@lhorvei it is 350 here in new zealand 350 NZ dollars so like 150 or 200 american or something like that

[lhorvei]

@bahamut6667 ya but im talking about really good weed like stank 

[sikamikanico101]

Classic LD. No else in the world tells their connect "good afternoon".

[occlusian]

Classic moment: shady street deal, and David goes back -- haha, no, my friend, you've never met, beat it. (Also, why was Larry so cheap about the hydro? $500? That stupid Seinfeld jacket is worth $500!)

[nerdflanders8710]

I tell people when I'm selling them something "you can pay me the money or you can go fuck yourself, you choose."

[seethroughskin]

schwag

[BasicallyImPro]

Everyone sounds retarded lol... An oz of weed can range from 80 all the way to 500. After that ur either getting ripped off or smoking crack haha.

[UngratefulLiving420]

"Is that a fair price you're quoting me there sir?"" ahhhh I gotta start using that lmao

[thegoldenchyld]

an ounce of $500?!?!? wtf..

[Maestro13193]

i've always wondered if LD was a weed smoker....lol

[lukerosstheboss1]

@Maestro13193 Definitely not. Way too neurotic.

[arainade]

This was the funniest season ever, this episode was the funniest one too!

[SlurpeeP]

ITS HURLEY . . . . . . FROM LOST !!!!

[MoclSkills]

@SlurpeeP omfg i love that show i watched like 5 season took a couple weeks to watch it all day i still havent even watched the rest of the series i intend to do so soon!

[BigBrightBlueBox]

@SlurpeeP no shit shirlock

[SlurpeeP]

@BigBrightBlueBox Sherlock*

[BigBrightBlueBox]

@SlurpeeP Good for you, you can spell your name. Wonderful fuck-face. Now go get laid.

[SlurpeeP]

@BigBrightBlueBox Ahaha Sherlock isn't my name, why the hate ? You need to chill bro :)

[SlurpeeP]

@BigBrightBlueBox *keyboard warrior* 

[tonchibear]

How come there isn't inflation in the drug industry? The prices seem to have been the same since the beginning. Inflation is just bullshit to make Wall Street richer.

[UngratefulLiving420]

@tonchibear I dont think u understand the concept of inflation. It exists in every country, even third world ones who could give a fuck about wall street. It's because the govt is constantly printing money, which makes the value of the dollar go down, which makes prices go up. Thats why we cant solve our financial problems by just printing more money

[tonchibear]

I like that the main reason this video has almost a million views is because people are comparing their local weed prices to others around the nation/world.

[TheHockeyCentral]

"Got a little....a little...weed going......."

I think I start pissing myself at that line.

[Davidchurch93]

what season is this from ?

[typeanoise]

he got screwed on some poop weed

[SomeRandomAssGuy713]

@123wilbs ur stupid as shit

[Mayokitty7]

Ahahahah he's wearing a Seinfeld jacket.

[jerobussio]

@Mayokitty7 yeah, i can see that

[Godofwar555]

Is that Hurley from Lost!?

[jaack478]

Hahaha he paid 200 for mids

[Ramazed]

"is that a fair price you are quoting me there sir?" aha....

[ARIKHANZIN]

lol why would you buy a whole ounce from someone you see on the street! and 200 for an ounce from a stranger is cheap as shit

[323AuTo323]

@ARIKHANZIN the fuck hell no he made him pay double

[ARIKHANZIN]

@323AuTo323 you obviously haven't been to northern virginia. U get an eighth of heads for 75 here, unless you been buying from the same guy long enough, then u get it for no less than 60. its expensive as shit here.

[123wilbs]

Weed=Nazis. Conversation over

[OGkush2011]

@123wilbs hahahaha

[CertifiedGooner729]

The man created Seinfeld and he's buying bud off this fat fuck?

[whorebucks]

@CertifiedGooner729 yea cuz you can get weed at the grocery store.

[kylecon602]

@a10fjet HAHAHAHA*POINTING FINGER* ur getting ripped off douche!LOL

[CopyriteInfringement]

all these people bitching about getting their weed cheaper than everyone else, can suck my dong cus i get mine for free as i grow it in my mums basement

[miles2057]

It was this scene that the producers of Lost casted him as Hurley, the part of Hurley was written for him even though he went and auditioned for the part of Sawyer.

How's that for trivia mutha fuckerz!!!?!?!?!

[examinationboard]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Mavado89]

200 dollars for an Ounce! Hurley is sorting that nigga out

[Monkeyboy92037]

penos

[a10fjet]

O of schwag 200

O of dro 500

get the dro.

still getting ripped off

[bovinepro]

Lol in H-town I get my shwag o's for 30$ son

You gettin' ripped off

[chrisxmakk]

Is that a fair price you're quoting me sir?

[03CobraGoodnight]

Was that a Seinfeld jacket?

[rxp1019]

@03CobraGoodnight yeah it come to play later in this episode

[twistedwest1]

500 for a fucken ounce i can get a ounce of dank ass purp for 200

[Skyhighblu]

@twistedwest1 hell yea thats what i've always said watching this scene! i'd hook larry up just to chill haha

[typeanoise]

@twistedwest1

yeah right, maybe after you suck some dick.

[twistedwest1]

@typeanoise what da fuck nigga you dont even know were da fuck ima from. here in the bay area in california you can get 200 for some purp if you paying anymore your gettin ripped off. and if you got a connect and you can get a ounce for 150 to 100 and this is dank weed were talking about

[typeanoise]

@twistedwest1

$200 will get you 1/2 an ounce you idiot.

[twistedwest1]

@typeanoise how are you going to tell me were the hell do you live . ive been smoking for years and i have sold weed for years and grown aswell. i got a medical marijuana card to. with my connection i can get 2 ounces thats 56 grams of weed for 200 thats 100 a ounce with my connects. street price is 250 for purp and 200 for a ounce of kush. these are northern california prices

[lukerosstheboss1]

@typeanoise Sounds like someone's getting seriously, seriously ripped off.

[typeanoise]

@lukerosstheboss1

Ok so $50.00 for an 8th of GOOD is too much?

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

this is one of my fav. episodes. :P

[alreadythere1993]

what series is this.any1? ive just got into this show its fuckin brilliant..absolutely genius writin

[Slumppy]

@alreadythere1993 Curb your enthusiasm, the best TV show ever.

[lieutenantflufy]

Oh Hurley...

[Geert365]

how many freaking shows are there, and that guy was on Becker.

[funionsarefun]

and ounce of dro for $500? somebody didnt do their homework.

[Hispanicauzinpanic]

200 ork go fuck yourself" lmao

[Schlongster69]

I live in California it's only $10 a gram for the best medical $200 for a oz.

[nicky2coats]

@Schlongster69 i don't believe that. i've heard 50/8th, ~350/oz. is standard. no?

[samurai650]

@Schlongster69 That's not true what so ever. You're obviously getting $200 oz of swag then... LOL

[Schlongster69]

@samurai650 no my friend hooks me up really good i think you know why.

[synthrock1]

Fucking prick of a weed dealer

[zirius89]

haha,hilarious. :D

[upyours192]

LOL! How is that worth 200? XD

[TheOpalfox]

You should see the episode where he tries to get a "happy ending" from Sun...

[emptyehole21]

@TheOpalfox ive seen every episode at least 4 times

[yuffiehighwind]

Larry David trying to buy weed off Hurley is awesome

[SumNJFella]

2:04 alright now keep walking...any particular direction?... just, just, just please move, just walk, just walk, just walk ...jesus christ haha LOL

[lilcrazyaznboy]

This show is actually funny.. It's boring, but there's something about this show that makes you keep watching it.. I for one always have it recorded on DVR since it comes on late at night..

[stigbohnolsen]

@lilcrazyaznboy How the fuck is Curb boring?

[PharmPhily]

YouTube search- The Blow Job PIll... thanks

[jzoidbergmd]

Is that a fair price your quoting me, sir?

[ahaha3444]

What if Hurley was a drug dealer on lost...

[binder673]

Ahhhh so that why Hurley is so fat.... he always has the munchies :D

[cosmicaptain]

lol dat nigga larry david got jipped

[Phillipito210]

Shawg I mean

[Phillipito210]

I get ounces of Shawn in Texas for 50 buxxx. But dro the one is 350

[iGame3D]

I miss the NY/NJ Latino street dealers. Those people were gold.

[eraq07]

Do people in California still buy weed from street dealers?

[upyours192]

@eraq07 In Santa Cruz they do. A lot of homeless guys make money that way.

[fusedpower]

@upyours192  I love buying weed in Santa Cruz

[PureTeenageIgnorance]

$500 FOR AN OUNCE?!I GET AN OUNCE OF DANK FOR $90!!!!!WTFFFFFFFFF

[20191]

@PureTeenageIgnorance Yeah a shitbag of weed.

[andrewpyrah]

@PureTeenageIgnorance

Grow it yourself maybe..

[PureTeenageIgnorance]

@andrewpyrah I'm growing a couple plants this season actually.But forreal man,do people really pay $500 for an ounce??

[FuckSeedsFuckStems]

@PureTeenageIgnorance 28x20=560 u do the math.

thats in hawaii idk about where u live but a gram is 20$ universial

[enfiler66]

@FuckSeedsFuckStems True but once you get over an eighth you get increasingly higher "discounts" for buying in bulk. it works like a wholesale store (bulk and cheaper per unit) and a grocer(smaller amounts at a higher $ per unit). The supermarket(dealer) makes money by buying in bulk(high amounts with cheaper $ per unit) and selling divided out(small amounts like dimes ).Then you have the people who wanna save a buck and they go straight to the wholesale. I realize u know this just blasted u kno

[emptyehole21]

@FuckSeedsFuckStems LOL $20 A GRAM I PITY YOU!!! I get OUNCES OF KUSH for $200, MIDS are like $160, and CHINA BUD is $120....I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AMERICANS!

[OriginalSituation]

@emptyehole21 thats weird because i live in america and i get AMAZING mids for less than 110 per oz, and headies are like over 300

[jerkman626]

@emptyehole21 I dont pay for it at all! I feel sorry for YOU!!!

[F1ghtC1ty]

CHECK OUT MY CRUB YOUR ENTHUASIAsM SONG !

[bigantelopeman]

Larry is adorable

[whatdafacundo]

"give me your money sir"

[VoidBlackMetal]

Woah, it's Chris Medina

[DJQuan718]

"I Dont Need To Sell The Drugs, Drugs Will Sell Themselves" Lmao

Oz Of Swag $200 Not A Bad Price For An Ounce

[anonwillprevail247]

that was so not an ounce! lol

Is this what Hurley did with the Island after he became protector? Used it to grow weed?