Kilmarnock Prison Part 1

[onlywayisup100]

what kind of prison is that ? the prisoners are there to be punished, not waited on

[urbankhat65]

These are not the kind of people we should be treating with kid gloves.

[Hope111ification]

what the fuck is this? a Hotel?? free room service every morning, milk and newspapers delivered to your door. Widescreen tv's and playstations in the cells and satalite tv for all to enjoy?? WTF you have got to be kidding me its a 7 star hotel for scum and twats

HAHAHA I cant believe this. this has got to be a MOCKUMENTARY .. The guards have to be quiet with the keys incase they wake some of the prisoners up haha

no wonder some of these people love prison, they view it as a hotel

[hornetobiker]

@Hope111ification It IS a joke.

[sw6177sw]

@junkydrummer.. So see u junky drummer your a stereotypical cunt who obviously hasn't been prison you chump because if you did you'd know about punishment you twat ppl like you can suck ya dead gran coming on some hype u know nothing about prison u nonce.. Ur a lurker hang about in the shadows opportunist aka prick snaking his way through society. I bet your a lonely man especially with the name junky now fuck off cunt

[sw6177sw]

@junkydrummer... Are u dumb obviously you ain't been prison before about fucking holiday camp, you take your kids on holiday and your family or partner now can you do that....? Ummmmm no.. Second I did 3 half years away from all I knew for what I did starting from a prison at the fucking coast you twat living in a cell 23hrs a day for two years so where's the holiday then where's the sun chilling on a beach ca man earn 7 pound a week not even enough (if you smoke) to buy shower gel or toothpaste

[shazybaby2389]

tht jails a canter fs fully camando eazy dayzz

[Jinky1888]

LOL at the Scottish dudes taking advantage of the weak minded English black screw?...What the fuck did they expect?,

You i do believe this private prison is far far to lenient,

but if you put a weak guy like that among criminals then they will mind fuck him all ways from sunday and take advantage of him

[Chuckjagermeister]

I just gotta say that this "prison" is like a 4 star hotel compared to ANY prison in the USA. Smoking privileges? Playstations?? Widescreen TV and Mars Bars? I hope none of them have to ever experience incarceration in the U.S. I've never been but I know it's hellish, and makes this place in the UK seem like paradise. Any of these guys would rather if they served time in the States. Just look up any Doc. on American Prisons.

[massacrelord]

@Chuckjagermeister haha and US prisons r like 5 star hotels compared to third world or Eastern european prisons

[Chuckjagermeister]

@massacrelord I'm sure you are right! But all of them combined don't have nearly as many in them as USA prison. But I was comparing Western European Prisons to US ones. In the USA the Prison Industry is huge business. The more people in prison the richer these Prison executives get. Sad and sick.

[mickthegodofallevil]

fuck me get me in there

[BitchFunky317]

That shits insane.

[chrislovespillz]

fuck at screws naw got a say man hes shitein it guys takin pleters man.

[phone01294]

officer need protection... vests and more staf,.

[Terminator860]

haha this is hilarious. The screws are getting bossed about like bell boys! Great!

[ojama1987]

this is embarasing i live in kilmarnock

[xScotsFinest]

@ojama1987 You should be embarrassed at your lack of education, you spelt Embarrassing wrong.

[Chuckjagermeister]

@xScotsFinest Spelt?

[ojama1987]

@xScotsFinest fuck off grammar nazi no-one spells perfectly all the time online,

also, "spelt" feel like i should call you on that

[davef2k6]

at the end he doesnt say 'i need a hit' as the subtitles suggest, he says im not asking for a hit . what inmates arent allowed papers chocolate,milk or tv's?fuck off. i hope this snake knoks sum1 dwn while drink drivin ngts caught

[Terminator860]

Innit. Fucking rat. He's even ratting out the screws too. What a wrong'un.

[prw78]

a would burn then all at the stake and the guards ! smelly bastards

[greig2424]

av been in the bold bowhose youshalll g wing and f wing fuck all blacks and finians

[jamrod1873]

fenian junkie cunt

[wurzo1986]

that stevie wiz their when i was in for fines

he was brand new

[sinisterviper]

that guy 'stevie' was a shitebag anyway

[yoMomma1704]

i wan to live in that prison!!!!!

[krisMcA82]

A.S.C 110% EDINBURGHS FINEST!

[jamrod1873]

? asc no sheep ?

[paul130978]

Why should the screws do owt? All there here for is to keep the peace, keep there heads down.

Jail's ive been in, we inmates are treated better than the screws.

No wonder they cant be arsed. Shite pay and stupid hours.

Most prison screws i've come across are ok.

I stay out there way and only talk to them when you need something doing.

[sw6177sw]

are u fucking serious!! i done 3 and a half out of a 5 year bird and hit 4 jails in that time and one thing that never changes is dick head screws... yeah theres a few ite ones but screws are still screws cops police GOVERNMENT whatever u wanna call em they come in 6 days out of 7 to make our lives shit get me so fuck the screws any1 who served time would never write what u did paul130978

[paul130978]

You wouldnt understand, your black i'm white.

[calibar38]

are u from fulham blud. u mustve touched wormwood scrubs than like me. screws are cool blud the wing was easy.. or maybe u touched max security.

get at me...

[Caveej]

wanker

[junkydrummer]

@sw6177sw well your in there for bein a dafty, u deserve to be treated like shit, cons get it too fuckin easy anyway, prison is a punishment not a fuckin holiday

[scottishnationalist]

Do rapes ever happen in jails in the uk ?

[calibar38]

naa bruv its very very rare. why are u intrested in that stuff? maybe more in scotland than in southern england... because the further up north u go the more white man there is. white man in uk are more in 2 rape and kidnapping kids init. wheras niggers do normal stuff like sell drugs fuk females and carry guns...

[GoodyWillPwnJ00]

lol ya fuckin zoomer! Scotlands actually overloaded with immagrants which is why no cunt can get a job.

Anyway shouldn't you be out stabbing?

[calibar38]

you dickhead... we dont bore people up in london we spray people up. maybe in 12-15 yrs time someone in scotland will get the balls 2 pelt a gun...

just shut the fukup...

[krisMcA82]

listen 2 u ya fukin black bastard! aye u need guns 2 fight cause u niggers cant do it with ur fists and feet u hide behind a gun like a coward!! and if it was not 4 u fukers cuming over on ur bannana boats we would not be over run wi u dirty smelly black bastards! try cuming up my way and talking yer shite u will very soon see! YA FUKIN BAM THAT U R!

[calibar38]

u prick... im gna infect ur computer with VIRUSES... ur hiding behind a computer screen you white satanic peodophile... what colour are all the prolific scottish welsh and english peedos....???

THANKYOU

[cdmcmurtrie]

@krisMcA82 fuckin dick, yeah a youz fight with knives, if you could get them youd fight with fucking guns, so tough arent ya pal, you and 5 of your mates stampiing one guys head while hes down, ya fuckin bampot

[benthehoose]

@krisMcA82 ya wee feartie! ye shout racist swhite tae look hard. a think ye've probably no even seen a black man. it's jist somethin tae say to look hard. if there wis only your type aboot heer, the place wid stink of yer spunk-filled erse. away an try a bit smack' it can only help ye

[FuckAllYouHoes112]

not in scotland, they fucking nuts up there trust

[FuckAllYouHoes112]

A report came out recently saying that scotland is the most violent country in the first world, america has a higher murder rate but more people become victims of violence on average in scotland, glascows murder rate is three times higher than londons and its got less people in it. Its got one of the oldest gang cultures in the world. They dont really use guns but they use a lot of knives, machetes etc. Everyone knows england has really rough parts but scotlands like one giant council estate

[calibar38]

i heard theres niggers in bridgeton blud... is this true??

[FuckAllYouHoes112]

Dont know about bridgeton but you do have some black people in glascow, not many though mainly white with a small amount of asians

[jamrod1873]

not likely m8 mostly prods but glasgow and blacks have alaways seen eye to eye infact rangers even tho claimed by celtc as racist have the most black fans in northern britain due to beasley and edu,

[BlairParker88]

haha shite talker.

[FuckAllYouHoes112]

I know your probably finding it hard to believe scotland is all that rough because scottish are white and where we live whites are one of the weakest races but trust me scottish whites are on another level to the english ones. Thay are just aggresive people its in there blood

[jamrod1873]

hmmm depends on what wing ur on not in mainstream but in protection wae the beasts n dropouts maybe

[puddingF]

kilmarnock is a fukkin dump