I've never seen tng before, my friends recommended, so thought I'd check out a clip first - THIS SHOW IS SICK. I will never watch or let my kids watch. it will make us too aroused. (I have all boys. they're handsome.)
@manualLaborer No it's not sick, this is only a parody/dub thing, they don't really act or talk like this in the actual show. Believe me I have see every episode of Star Trek TNG. And it doesn't have gay lovers.
Aha! finally it came to me that Picard at the end has Spock's father inside his brain. Forget his name, but he hand mind melded with Picard and the love the father had for spock was kinda making Picard go koo koo. (Sarek?) Anyhow, Geordi getting his feet massaged made me laugh so hard lol
Now this is REDICULOUS - If there were ever to be a male gay fantasy abord the Enterprize D, it would be between Riker and himself... There are PLENTY of hints in the original unretouched episode of "Second Chances" that suggest that the two Riker's actually DID do it... Men, (even you straights out there) if you were duplicated EXACTLY somehow and it wasn't somehow a long-lost twin brother, wouldn't you???!!!
My friend was asking me for advice on relationships, and remembering this awesome TNG edit I replied to him, "Words... come later. It is the SET that first speaks of love."
I couldn't breath while watching this i was laughing so much. Thought i was gonna have a heart attack. Lol. Still wiping the tears of laughter as i type this. Amazing editing from an unbelievable 20 episodes.
This series of vids are not only awesome and hilarious, but very entertaining to boot. I mean, I'm an open minded heterosexual male, and find these joke attachments both humorous and romantic. Poor Picard....
i really appreciate the attention to detail in your audio editing. every time there's a burp or grunt or something in the background, even the background ship noise is balanced out. good work!
Why do you keep making them all guy. That episode Jordie was talking about a woman. I am pretty sure that clip of Riker was from when he was eating on the Klagon ship. LOL.
We are Coronation Street lower your shields and surrender your vessel. We will add your horrible and unwatchable distinctiveness to our own. Shatner like acting is futile.
Yep. It's the episode where Sarek was losing control of his emotion due to old age. Picard had to mind meld with him so that he can regain control, but Picard got Sarek's raw emotion in exchange. The "such tenderness" line is also from that episode.
this is seriously one of the best ones. the editing is just so seamless. I don't know how long these take you to do, but there is some really good craftsmanship here. awesome work, keep them coming!
I think it was when he fell in love with an alien that was nether male nor female. Though it could have been one of the episodes about 3 gender alien species.
I'm not really a hardcore fan so I don't know episode names, sorry.
"Words come later..." *BEEEEEELCH* "It is the SET that first speaks love."
I died. Laughing. Fucking funny.
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this is some gay shit but it's funny as hell.
hodenriss 3 days ago
I've never seen tng before, my friends recommended, so thought I'd check out a clip first - THIS SHOW IS SICK. I will never watch or let my kids watch. it will make us too aroused. (I have all boys. they're handsome.)
manualLaborer 1 month ago
@manualLaborer No it's not sick, this is only a parody/dub thing, they don't really act or talk like this in the actual show. Believe me I have see every episode of Star Trek TNG. And it doesn't have gay lovers.
Rainshadow9000 1 month ago
@Rainshadow9000 yeah? then why do my handsome boys get aroused??
manualLaborer 3 weeks ago
@manualLaborer lol
jekaterinathegreat 4 weeks ago
Gays wont exist by then they will have found a cure!
2490debrick 1 month ago
listen for the belch at 1:04...ROFL!
shagadelic28 3 months ago
Are these guys still around? According to their page either of them hasn't been here since '06.
USMCG0811 3 months ago
Loouhuhhuhoovvveee Yoouu!!!!
gregtestagent 3 months ago
the wail of the distressed Picard can be heard throughout the universe
HalBoredom 4 months ago
This was too weird for me but when it cut to Picard... ROFLMAO
espearite3 5 months ago
Amazing
dillkidisback 6 months ago
"The fire's what fucked my eyes up in the first place, asshole!"
DirtySanchezLives 6 months ago 6
You know it's gonna be funny after the first two seconds.
Riker :D
magicalmysteryollie 6 months ago
lmao the gross sound of riker's eating in the background xD
dilemmatown 7 months ago
THIS IS HEARTBREAKING!!!!!
gillianseed 8 months ago
"What about plain old basic sex?"
"Every night this week!"
Perfectly-cut exchange.
frankgarrey 8 months ago 3
100% AWESOMENESS.
Catandthespoon 8 months ago
Holy shit this is hilarious. Good work, old bean.
seanThree16 8 months ago
bahaha
Renegade30 8 months ago
Verry verry good work!!!!!!!!:D
wazham2 8 months ago
I'm so confused and upset now.
dwarfish 9 months ago
Aha! finally it came to me that Picard at the end has Spock's father inside his brain. Forget his name, but he hand mind melded with Picard and the love the father had for spock was kinda making Picard go koo koo. (Sarek?) Anyhow, Geordi getting his feet massaged made me laugh so hard lol
Tune4you 9 months ago
What is that last scene from---don't think I've ever seen that episode
azbacnikorange 9 months ago
This is fucking GREAT!! You've made my day
azbacnikorange 9 months ago
The fact that the edits have some continuing and running gags and ideas, makes it all that much better.
Usul573 10 months ago 3
Lol this edit is so freaking complex and hilarious! Hats off to Gazorra for coming up with all of this stuff!
hockeywarrior 10 months ago
A girl makes these videos?? Wow and I thought I was sick!
LordVader89 10 months ago 3
well done
rezalini 11 months ago
damn it wendy neuss you are one sick bitch
EltBerserker 11 months ago 4
where the HELL did you find that foot massage clip? xD
IanGriffithsGuitar 11 months ago 3
the ending is so funny with picard!
nextgeneration456 1 year ago
i like the ending!
nextgeneration456 1 year ago
"It is the scent that first speaks of love."
That's both gross And poetic.
FourthdayUniverse 1 year ago
poor picard =(
voyager16 1 year ago
LOOVEED YOU!!! LOOVEED YOU!!! LOOVEED YOU!!!
seb8604 1 year ago
Riker has some well manicured hands.
Dubblecast 1 year ago 2
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Tune4you 1 year ago
35 people shouldn't have a chance to know that Jean Luc Picard.
davidjamessheets 1 year ago 7
Can picard see me when I poop?
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Can Picard see me when I poop?
ReedVictor 1 year ago
Can Picard see me when I poop?
ReedVictor 1 year ago
"I could really use some help with that level 3 diagnostic".
rugtsam 1 year ago 7
Would there be a gay guy who jacked off to this vid?
Tijnvaassen 1 year ago
They're all gay.
fnatsy 1 year ago
Now this is REDICULOUS - If there were ever to be a male gay fantasy abord the Enterprize D, it would be between Riker and himself... There are PLENTY of hints in the original unretouched episode of "Second Chances" that suggest that the two Riker's actually DID do it... Men, (even you straights out there) if you were duplicated EXACTLY somehow and it wasn't somehow a long-lost twin brother, wouldn't you???!!!
Arthurianwarp 1 year ago
ಥ_ಥ
"LOVE YOU... LOVE YOU!!"
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago 6
The eating sound effect kills me. "Umm, OH!"
1111001100 1 year ago
holy shit that was awesome......
so wrong..... or maybe its more wrong i know where all the clips come from! XD
LordCorinth 1 year ago
LOVE YOU!
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
lol 1:33 "I've been tutoring them"
bokxybabee 1 year ago
i fuckin lost it @ 2:55 with the dude covering his ears
AGRACUTA 1 year ago 4
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EPICT0ASTER 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA!
fatface111 1 year ago
My friend was asking me for advice on relationships, and remembering this awesome TNG edit I replied to him, "Words... come later. It is the SET that first speaks of love."
darksidedestiny 1 year ago 10
words come later BLURRRRRRRRRRRP!
serenitygarden84 1 year ago 6
What episode is the last scene from (with Picard crying)?
Glitterprincess23 1 year ago
@Glitterprincess23 "Sarek" from season 3
cobrala 1 year ago
set phasers to bum
furQ 1 year ago
i love the way picard is always watching everyone
BlessedAgni 1 year ago 2
And in his jealousy, THE PICARD sends the ship on a direct course with a black hole because IF HE CAN'T HAVE THEM, NO ONE WILL!
Dipstikk 1 year ago
THE PICARD is a such a voyeur, always watching the perversions.
BluChimera 1 year ago 6
out of the whole series this is the sickest lol
kanharn 1 year ago
LOL!!!!! This is SOOOOOOO wrong! 5 stars. Sending to friends.
oneswtl8y 1 year ago
I know this is frikken WRONG
but i cant stop watching this over and over
VampyricTenderness 1 year ago 7
hysterical
Tonzura11 1 year ago 2
this is just brilliant!
Rocflex 1 year ago 2
"You must let him see the fire in your eyes!"
Geordi's blind...haha!
mikeygigs 1 year ago 7
I couldn't breath while watching this i was laughing so much. Thought i was gonna have a heart attack. Lol. Still wiping the tears of laughter as i type this. Amazing editing from an unbelievable 20 episodes.
rabbb78 1 year ago
I love the echoing effect at the end, especially the guy on the bridge covering his ears while the ship is shaking.
cammameil 2 years ago 2
I LOVE the idea that Picard sits alone in ihs room and watches the crew in secret...
cmgrafmc 2 years ago 132
@cmgrafmc I know! Its such a clever device :)
liptonBlueBirdAdd 1 year ago
Two identical Rikers sitting next to each other and Worf and Geordi go "which one?" "the one on the right!" lmao
MarxistKnight 2 years ago 8
This is so wrong, but I just can't stop watching!! Un efing believable work. You have a good eye for comedy.
pbonney 2 years ago 4
2:45... Picard: Jizzed In My Pants
franciscojavierm 2 years ago
poor picard D:
QCIC56 2 years ago
Can one get a giggle hernia?
Think I have, great work guys!
berliozophile 2 years ago
best edit Ive ever seen hands down!!!!
lookagain77 2 years ago 3
Eweeee.the whole video is eweeee.
brilliant but eweeee.
ziggykelly 2 years ago
Absolutely incredible! :D LMFAO! Man I want final cut studio...
omegaman7769 2 years ago
Piccard freakout made me LMAO! Don't worry, Worf is still availible
TheRealTaco87 2 years ago
your audio-track comedy skills are unrivaled! you put the burps, grunts, etc at just the right spots ;-)
doomfeather 2 years ago 6
Very good job. Thanks!!
GoldieG89 2 years ago
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This is AWEFUL!
javaxsqft 2 years ago
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I could use some help with that level 3 diagnostics...
negativeowns 2 years ago 3
Nice job! The end with Picard was brilliant!
Lazor25 2 years ago
Where is that end clip of picard from?
gaaratoast 2 years ago
The episode Sarek, after he mind melded with Sarek. He's talking about Spock, IIRC.
ehdagio 2 years ago 2
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omg...You have WAY too much time on your hands and no sex life whatsoever. o_O
Gaeilgeoir 2 years ago
"Good. You must let him see the fire in your eyes." "I'm wearing a friggin VISOR Worf!"
spacecowboy5000 2 years ago 68
riker looks down at levar's business lol 1:47
headfonez 2 years ago 4
holy crap. hilarious!!
Econ666 2 years ago 3
This series of vids are not only awesome and hilarious, but very entertaining to boot. I mean, I'm an open minded heterosexual male, and find these joke attachments both humorous and romantic. Poor Picard....
Xephithos 2 years ago 4
LOL! Riker's a human garbage disposal.
He must be carrying interstellar tapeworm.
FunkhouserMemorial 2 years ago 9
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
supermega10453 2 years ago
okay, i'm freaked out now... that foot bit was a little much.
shadoweagle89 2 years ago
LOL what a crack up!
Nitervol 2 years ago
"Your sacrifice will not go unnoticed."
Hapathy 2 years ago 4
"What about plain old basic sex.."
azmarcopolo 2 years ago 10
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oh shit that was fucking awesome!!!!
GothKnight797 2 years ago 3
brilliant
JDankens 2 years ago
"We should loosen things up a bit..."
I fell out of my chair laughing.
superfunbad 2 years ago 3
Aw, he broke Picard's little heart.:(
miadry25 2 years ago 6
an artificial one though :D Picard will survive, artificial hearts can be replaced !
Ravenas111 2 years ago 2
Could really use your help with that level 3 diagnostic.
Macbrother 2 years ago
Ok, I have to admit, this wasn't very funny until Picard showed up. Then it was fantastic.
gryffinp 2 years ago 3
I like that he tells GEORDI to let him see the "fire in your EYES."
theevilmrraven 2 years ago 5
I.. do...
LUHUHUVE YUU!!
LUHUHVE YUU!!
LUHUHVE YUU!!
hehehe XD
JPSK 2 years ago 8
oh Picard you'll win him back someday with your shiney head
Ponuppy 2 years ago
hahaha
fightgenie 2 years ago
which episode was that hot interracial footwashing from?
billychanxtreem 2 years ago
PURE GOLD!!!
Hahaha!
TheDirtyTeddys 2 years ago
That So Gay
podtech115 2 years ago
I love all the crunching, slurping and belching in the background while Worf is talking.
Also the recurring theme of having Picard spy on everyone.
kagetoh 2 years ago 11
The belching is hilarious! :-P
dylandior123 2 years ago
lmao!!! Oh my god! I don't believe it! hahaha! gazorra, you really are a sick shit lol! :b
Bethlc81 2 years ago 2
There's something innately hillarious about this series, particularly after having watched the actual episodes. Keep up the good work :p
Beansahol 2 years ago 3
oh my god! picard! ROFL!
supermega10453 2 years ago 5
The best one Yet!
EighteenCharacters 2 years ago
Poor Angsty!Picard
JoelandtheBots 2 years ago
5 * * * * *
NaziJewMason 2 years ago
*DIES*
bloodwolfgurl 2 years ago
LOOOuOOuOOVE YOOO!!!
Nevir 2 years ago 15
I love all the burping and crunching sound effects... awesome
ryanking23 2 years ago 4
Nice! Worf going "you must let him see the fire in your eyes", changed from "her". Flawless editing. Nice!
diywaddy 2 years ago 6
@ diywaddy: I know! How did he get Worf to say "Him"? That's a tough edit to make so clean!
TheVillainOfTheYear 2 years ago 6
It just takes some effort. I did a sound bit for Vader to make him say:
"I find your Lack of Pants Disturbing."
ShizoukaMukai 2 years ago 2
this...is the best show ever.
DNDragonmare 2 years ago
This... this is beautiful.
1weerdchik 2 years ago 4
Brilliant. A masterpiece.
davidjamessheets 2 years ago 5
that was sooo freeking great !!!! rofl
Phantompain7 2 years ago
Picard, ever the voyeur. Brilliant.
KeeblerLorien 2 years ago 2
i really appreciate the attention to detail in your audio editing. every time there's a burp or grunt or something in the background, even the background ship noise is balanced out. good work!
doomfeather 2 years ago 9
Best line ever is at 2:38, "I think we need to losen things up a bit"
crazyhobo125 2 years ago
picard lawl omg
sm0kingJay 2 years ago
Well done!!!
2muchmark 2 years ago
"Words...come later" **BELCH**
OMG, couldn't stop laughing!
Schackman 2 years ago 2
this is made all the more hilarious by the fact that i watched "sarek" again just a day ago.
cicerodrayon 2 years ago
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Why do you keep making them all guy. That episode Jordie was talking about a woman. I am pretty sure that clip of Riker was from when he was eating on the Klagon ship. LOL.
darthsyxx 2 years ago
I...can't....breathe....from.....laughing.....
voodoodanny 2 years ago 6
Funniest thing I've seen in a LONG LONG time!!
MsSilentwalker 2 years ago 3
dude getting his feet rubbed takes the cake. that is too funny.
kenesis 2 years ago 3
lol picard's jizz face 2:47
Scourge666 2 years ago 2
ah! the enterprise has been hijacked by a soap opera.
kasrkinmullet 2 years ago 9
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We are Coronation Street lower your shields and surrender your vessel. We will add your horrible and unwatchable distinctiveness to our own. Shatner like acting is futile.
Grykus7 2 years ago
I love this. It's beyond great.
samtheauburnfan 2 years ago
The last forty seconds are funny every single damn time.
provostroar 2 years ago 3
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umm
What the fuck.
scottcoleatgmail 2 years ago
lmao xD
suicidalkatt 2 years ago
Does Picard watch EVERYTHING on that viewscreen?
Poor Jean-Luc. =(
riguryu 2 years ago 17
GOD way to ruin sarek for me XD
PickSomethingAlready 2 years ago
why is picard tripping?
Ragman205 2 years ago
"perhaps we should loosen things up a little bit."
faxxanadu 2 years ago 5
I do.......LOOOOOVE YOU! LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
jebes909090 2 years ago 2
LAWL
LtSurge659 2 years ago
Huge ST fan and this cracked me up!
HockeyJockSD 2 years ago
I love how Picard is always perving away at everyone on his monitor, and the ending 'LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU' lol!
schpongled 2 years ago 13
THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!
BigBrotherGrim 2 years ago 17
Do you guys scan through all the footage to get the best parts or are you so into the show that you know right away where to find everything?
joeltcola 2 years ago 4
When he's rubbing Geordi's feet I just laughed my ass off, then Picard comes on crying, pure genius.
joeltcola 2 years ago 15
oh god
RelieveSF 2 years ago
not she watch it again worf clearly said he
SporeSquire 2 years ago
this is 110% funnier when ive drunk a few too many
LinkMyBoy 2 years ago 2
HOW could she see the fire in his ees? LOL
ghede13 2 years ago
What episode is that where Picard says "Love you" and is crying?
I don't remembering see that.
AngelSnake1 2 years ago
I think that's the one where spock's dad, mind melds with picard, though I'm not entirely sure.
ScrapMetalHead 2 years ago
"Sarek" at the end I think.
Unchapped 2 years ago
When Picard mind melds with Sarek in order to keep Sarek sane for some important negotiations...
Goldiney 2 years ago
Yep. It's the episode where Sarek was losing control of his emotion due to old age. Picard had to mind meld with him so that he can regain control, but Picard got Sarek's raw emotion in exchange. The "such tenderness" line is also from that episode.
min009 2 years ago
"Which one?"
"The one on the right"
that always gets me
Chef033 2 years ago
this is seriously one of the best ones. the editing is just so seamless. I don't know how long these take you to do, but there is some really good craftsmanship here. awesome work, keep them coming!
Sajuukar 2 years ago 7
that made me feel dirty
roger1anderson 2 years ago 4
Picard ending is hilarious.
TrollBot3000 2 years ago 5
Hahaha, that is too wrong! 5/5
leeham991 2 years ago 3
"plain old basic sex"...
When did Riker say that in Star Trek?
Jackorknave 2 years ago 2
I think it was when he fell in love with an alien that was nether male nor female. Though it could have been one of the episodes about 3 gender alien species.
I'm not really a hardcore fan so I don't know episode names, sorry.
leeham991 2 years ago
Episode is called "Justice". Beam down to a planet on half naked people and Riker and Worf start talking about love and sex.
MadIrishMan 2 years ago
That's the best one. Wow. 5 stars.
jjpg2000 2 years ago 4
except for the end its kinda creepy
brightmotor 2 years ago