Things People Do by Danielle Ate the Sandwich Commercial

[outofthenightsky]

I have a Talkboy in my bedroom. =D

[unwell333]

you're so cute i just want to punch you in the face affectionately!

[gimmestitchesx]

Well, like every love story, this begun so unexpectedly.. There I was perusing YouTube minding my own business just trying to work out which kind of Ukulele to buy when I stumbled across 'On the Planet Earth' ...and then I fell quite ridiculously in love with you so immediately bought your album and tattooed your name on my forehead. Uhh the latter is definitely a lie... maybe.

Really, truly amazing though. Your lyrics are so beautiful, keep up the good work :)

[noellegonemad]

Splash splash giggle.

[ppgz97]

LOL bombdiggity

hilarious...

[roninredshade]

Well, that certainly convinced me to floss!

[DMO1994]

haha funny fact; the "grammy award" that you had, the way "Danielle" was written is exactly how my grandma writes my name(also Danielle). haha Sorry, just thought i would share lol

[yakfactorial]

do you think it'd be creepy if i bought this whole album, watched all your youtube videos, was planning on going to your show at the b side on july 19th, and kept a life-size effigy of you made entirely out of hummus in my living room and also made one for my teachers?

please say no.

[92RedRevolver]

Okay.

[NajasGroove]

I am afraid I've already got an addiction to this CD. Now I try to listen to it only up to five times a day. I hope the shivering during the hours in between will stop soon. ;o)

Thanks... I really love it!

[4windchimes]

ohmygod the TalkBoy! That toy was the bombdiggity!

XDDD @ the Grammy award for 4th fav. granddaughter! XD

[jopotatoo]

hahahaha. I'm so glad I have your CD.

[shovingwords]

this is really funny. very amusing. and it worked too. ha, you had me at grammy award. your songs are really pretty too, so I bought the album. hope it arrives soon (I'm from scotland).

your music reminds me of a michel gondry film soundtrack. xx

[mrhoohaa777]

You made the Talk-Boy?!?! Oh...how many Nobel Peace Prizes for that one?!?

(No sarcasm, just playful asking)

That being said, get on work on the Talk-Boy 2. Make it glow in the dark, or work with my Lincoln Logs. Make it an MP3 Player. Cure Cancer!

In fact, ask Billy Mays to help you out on that one...that guy's great...

...

...

what was I saying again?

[kerplunk200]

oops i accidently rated this video poor. when i was really trying to pause it.

sorry!

[onehundredfortythre]

When I get a moneys... I will buy it... My love your voice... Is good... =]

[turdfacesaywhaaaa]

what if i have a kitty that won't to it's yard work because it's too busy raking leaves and jumping in them to get it's mind off of it's dry brittle nails cause by it's gambling addiction that all started with a tragic car accident? what then?

[Tim4sX]

Be sure to order her self titled CD as well and test her psychic powers! I ordered mine and it came in a green pouch (my favorite color) with a pearl button (my birthstone), coincidence? I think not!

[lookslikeschoolsout]

This is a very humorous ad.

[mectechman1]

Dear Danielle,

you tickle my imagination and make all of me smile.

I think I'd better get your Cd soon. Planet earth is still my evening soother and sets everything right.

Thank you for sharing all your talents.

/mtm

[imstoned6]

haha, you said tickle.

[LittleMissSpazz]

haha i loled XD

[eschelar]

pure brilliance with a little something extra thrown in.

PS. Do the other better grandchildren make music too?

Dang, I gotta get my grandmother to give ME a grammy award.

[kingmick13]

i would buy this

[cpoppel]

lol @ "thanks grandma!"

[xDarkenedAngel409x]

hahahaha!! You are the best. XD

"You're not my father."

hehe!

Silly banana! :D

[okcallmegoddess]

Oh my god. That was like one of your normal skits only on crack.

[naejivel]

Girl, is this what you're doing since you quit your job? You are too cute.

[dovermoreno]

WOW!!

This Grandma lady is one tough cookie.....

[omnistegan]

I hate to see you so cynical. But yeah, I'll buy it. Anything to fix these dry bitter nails.

[ceruleanSantos]

i would buy ur CD in an instant. my birthday is in 2 days!! that would make a great gift. :)

[TheTot]

Best.

Commercial.

Ever.

But if it's worth anything, I was going to buy your CD before this commercial anyway. =D

[kmmde]

i want it now! damn shipping time...

greetings from your german fanbase :P

[flynnmac]

The lawn mower arouses me.

[daniellesmagic]

Then you certainly don't need my CD, I need yours.

[davethenuts]

'your not my father' lmao. just bought your cd.

[motoshorty323]

"were you or a loved one?" that makes me laugh.. ever seen the commerical where they say "have you or a loved one died or been injured?"... EVERY TIME it comes on.. I'm like.. Yep, I died.. you know it..

"OOOO *snap*

[imborn2perform]

lol, "you and one other person" - cute

[daniellesmagic]

YES! That's my favorite joke in the whole thing and YOU GOT IT! You're the best person in the world.

[imborn2perform]

:) ohhh yeah.

[debnlinda]

you're great

[gabbaslammajamma]

hahahahahahahahaha

GRAMMY!

that made me giggle:)

[thau450]

what things people do?

[dancintherain17]

tehe my friend's dad is richard marx :D we're buddies

[daniellesmagic]

noooo way!

[dancintherain17]

mhmmmm i grew up with his kids! i hang out at their house a lot lol

[RockingJamboree]

Congrats on the new album!

Don't say that your album really sucks, even in jest. It doesn't come across as self effacing and funny, more desperate, uncertain and apologetic. It's also insulting to anyone who LOVES this album.

Otherwise, great video. The "Grammy Award" bit is funny and self effacing! That reminds me of the joke, "I just signed a contract with a Record Company! ... I get eleven albums for a penny! And only have to buy six more at club prices!"

[tGette]

I want to tell you that you are lame just to offset all the positive comments, but then it would just make me a liar...

MEOW!!!

[daniellesmagic]

MEOW!!!

[Udderlymoo]

I love my new CD. Especially that one part on "Gone". You know the part ... where I'm listening to it and then all of the sudden it's like, 'Hey, wait a minute. Who the heck is in my room!?' But then it turns out that it's just Danielle.

Oh goodness me, that gets me every time.

* * * * *

[daniellesmagic]

I know that part.  I tried to make a deal with a time traveler-to actually get me inside of your room when that part happened, but there were some legal kinks we couldn't work out...something about breaking and entering and indecent exposure...I don't know.

[elliotstoll]

That was pretty awesome...

[metamando]

You just rule everything, dont ya little girlie...think ya SO damn smart, just cause you.....are Awesome, I tremble at your presence!!!.

[lisadanielsonmusic]

haha...omg. i loved this so much i made my own commercial for my new cd, beautiful inside. check it out on my channel!

[anotherbadpoet]

I'ma gon' marry you someday. Ok? Ok.

[YokieDokieArtichoke]

ha the grammy award was clever

[kittyandpoodle]

Mmm talkboys.

[daniellesmagic]

mmmm.

[ToK1986]

You're my hero.

[lukeisastalker]

LOL <3

[jessastarshine]

aww, HI AUBREY LOL, I LOL<3'D TOO.

[lukeisastalker]

i love running into friends via youtube comments <3

[lisadanielsonmusic]

lmao! that was the coolest commercial ever!

[idefineweird]

lol... grammy award

[8Tails]

Um, wow. Awesome! ;D

[LettertotheWorld]

I.. am sold!

:D

I'll take ten, please!

[ZoraBahhh]

lmao loved the commercisal

[Tim4sX]

Yayaya the My space page is no longer "temporarily under construction" so I could order :)

[Giannashow1]

omg! that was awesome! you rock! i am sooo buying it!

[TheBrunoYouKnow]

HUZZ YAH!

[PeeDeeFlo]

I'm getting it, I love you.

Lets bake a cake.

[wowiamoiko]

why isn't this on iTunes??

[crypticcoach]

Kewl!

[tsud123]

hahahaha "splash splash giggle" omg....ur my hero. haha.

[jemmagorring]

Lol! Dude this is sooo funny... I love 'splash splash yay!' ... "weeee" ... I love this CD, so great.... Best thing since sliced bread! Love it... x

[semiliteratedgod]

haha ur persistently awesome

[NichisStuff]

I already ordered one some days ago :) can't wait for it to arrive.

[Regusername]

I have to many praises for you, swirling around in my head for me to even begin expressing them.

I just tried. Love the sound effects "splash splash" Yes it is time to put my money where your mouth is & pay at least something for all the pleasure you bring with your work here.

You do good.

[allySCANDAL]

Grats on the new album! :D

[faithtruthlove07]

Haha..I love it.

[Modest167]

o:

Amazing!

Is "Born In The Wrong Body" on there?

[sureway]

I will definitely be purchasing a copy!!

Excellent Ad btw! :)

[maribell99]

Pure talent!!!

[acidfingers]

I had 4 different cancers last week before I got this album in the mail and now I not only have no cancers, but I can bench press a bus! I can attest that this album is the Chuck Norris of albums

[johker2]

LOVES you.

[Tetheas]

BEST. ALBUM. ADVERTISEMENT. EVER!

[ribbashabba]

GigaPet and Talkboy was where I laughed. Nice. Hope to buy your album soon.

[HerrBlonde]

Not really appealing, I mean, I wouldn't buy it because of the commercial, but still fun.

Now seriously, music doesn't need commercials when it's just awesome.

[RandomScrewed]

The level of self-esteem that radiates from the end of this video is beautiful.

:)

[Tim4sX]

This profile is undergoing routine maintenance!!!! Myspace is killing your sales Danielle!

[jkdeadite]

Go it in the mail last week - great album.

[paddycake5201]

lmao,that was killer..

[feralchildren13]

i love youuuu

[JEEEZ123]

splash, splash...giggle.

i think that was my favorite part hahahha

[motoshorty323]

I LOVE THIS and you! =)

[princessbrit222]

i really did pause the video and try to solve that sudoku puzzle. :)

[lukuleles]

my super deluxe talk girl broke after 5 years of loyal service.

[soldieroftruth2001]

HAHA!! I used to have a talkboy, I would put it up to the tv and record videos on MTV.

[suzyisbeautiful]

Very funny/creative commercial, gotta love it! However, I was slightly confuzzled by the whole two voice-over thing..ha! But seriously your music is amazing, don't doubt it girrl, you are fierce! xP .."it really sucks"..more like.."it really ROCKS"!!! xoxo God Bless

[schragal]

You are definitely not normal... but that's why we love you!!!

[KarlaQat]

Tee hee. This is fun.

[JustHellen]

how do i not buy the album after that???!!

[tenthingsqueer]

hahhhahaha, youre such a genius :]

[grampaj0e]

Why do my pants suddenly feel tighter?

[degausser8]

Thank you for making a GigaPet reference.

You are my hero

[insanegirl555]

you shouldn't talk down your music. it really is good.

also.. i actually rewound to that sudoku photo to finish it : \ is that the loser alarm i hear?

[teepeeok]

'attaway to redefine selling out! most of the cool kids will probably be owning one soon. I just hope you will use your nefariously ill-gained booty to help end the blight of mom jeans in the suburbs. thanks danielle

[HopFrog76]

danielle, please, marry me

[majorgeek]

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL! As soon as I have money again I'm gonna have to rush out and buy this CD!

[wetmovie1]

lol that was funny as hell

[hallbe]

Aw....that was cute!

[yellowTAXIcabs]

Hahah this was great.

I miss gigapets.