@crazyphil5 Everyone at that table but the DM are overweight, as are 1 in 3 of the people in the US. So that leaves you with a 33% chance of being a hypocrite. =D
Well ever since millions of heroes arose and their encounters with the undead, they discovered the proper way to kill undead and passed it on to rogues. Now rogues know where to hit the dead where it hurts. Even a corpse would scream from a critting sneak attack.
@ArdenWolfwatcher In 4e, everything has a Con score. In fact all zombies have a special "zombie weakness" that instantly drops them to zero hit points if they are hit with a critical hit. Though most zombies also reanimate at least one time in an encounter if not reduced to zero through a critical hit.
This looks so fun! WHY?! WHY isn't there anyone in my neighborhood who will come play D&D with me? T.T When it's just me and a DM, the game isn't as fun.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I QUOTE THE VIDEO OF PARTS I FOUND FUNNY... AND FOR THE LACK OF COMMENTS... 3:56 "THE ASS END OF THE HORSE IS TITTERING" LOLL. 4:58 "EQUAL OPPORTUNITY RULES"... WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? LOITERING? 6:14 IF SHES THE EXPERT WHY HE THE DUNGEON MASTER?
Rogue master class from Salvatore!
realtmc 3 weeks ago
Can a dm play as an alter ego of a player
TH3xGRAP3ST 1 month ago
@TH3xGRAP3ST
A DM can do whatever he wants and is always right =)
freyaferen 1 month ago
Will a 63 hit you?
MagiciansFreind 1 month ago
one of these nerds is a fat ass
crazyphil5 3 months ago
@crazyphil5 Everyone at that table but the DM are overweight, as are 1 in 3 of the people in the US. So that leaves you with a 33% chance of being a hypocrite. =D
plastik892 3 months ago
@crazyphil5 At least three of those nerds are rich. :D
pcgamernum1 1 month ago
Well ever since millions of heroes arose and their encounters with the undead, they discovered the proper way to kill undead and passed it on to rogues. Now rogues know where to hit the dead where it hurts. Even a corpse would scream from a critting sneak attack.
DanielMitchell117 4 months ago
Yes, you can sneak attack undead, because they got tired of rogues being useless against one of the most common enemy types in the game.
lawspite 5 months ago
As much as I love what Bob did there, did they change the rules in 4e that you suddenly can crit against undead even though they have no Con score?
ArdenWolfwatcher 5 months ago
@ArdenWolfwatcher In 4e, everything has a Con score. In fact all zombies have a special "zombie weakness" that instantly drops them to zero hit points if they are hit with a critical hit. Though most zombies also reanimate at least one time in an encounter if not reduced to zero through a critical hit.
AzureIV 2 months ago
Who is that troll that brought it's own die and shit? Wow, was she ever annoying....
xXTheThinkTankXx 5 months ago 2
you can sneak attack undead??
TheHakkanWarrior 5 months ago
The ass end of the horse is tittering.
swordo21 5 months ago
"Does a 63 hit you?"
I'm still in tears from laughing...
ajpalmer87 5 months ago 8
yay!
neirfane 6 months ago
wait.... aren't undead imune to sneak attacks and criticals?
jsomerville85 6 months ago
No I haven't cast Enlarge, but thank you for asking. lol
havocprodigy1980 6 months ago 4
John Q. Dude is stealing the show.
friartuck000 8 months ago in playlist D&D and Gameplay
You kinda know that Salvatore was thinking to himself: "I'm Drizzt bitch!"
EldritchThing 9 months ago 2
This looks so fun! WHY?! WHY isn't there anyone in my neighborhood who will come play D&D with me? T.T When it's just me and a DM, the game isn't as fun.
yuriwolf47 10 months ago 2
@yuriwolf47 if u have a amazing dm like my cousin it can be lmao but luckily i now i have a big group to play with lmao
whitestar111 7 months ago
@yuriwolf47 sHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE BAHAMAS BRO...LOTTSSSS OF PLAYERS DOWN HERE
getoffen 7 months ago
"And you blow into him."
xxmoonprincess 11 months ago 4
Random woman calling the DM on everything.
TheJoeDog7 1 year ago 2
The dice OBEY Salvator!
Whosblah 1 year ago 4
6:44 - 6:50
oops, slip of the tongue! LOL
ScarletWitch25 1 year ago
1:00 - 2:50 the whole move of the rogue is so epic!!
ScarletWitch25 1 year ago
@ScarletWitch25 Yeah....until you realize that it was impossible for him to screw that up....fucking second chance......
Shyhalu 9 months ago
God I love gamers.
Droogie128 1 year ago 2
rogues criting while flanking are sooo pain in the ass
Necromania92 1 year ago
@Necromania92 Wait until the rogue goes into Daggermaster. Crit on an 18-20 = lots of maximized sneak attacks. :)
Droogie128 1 year ago
Poor Perkins, rolls 3 1's and has a crit stolen from him :'(
Kevashidaz 1 year ago
poor pally player. gets to meet two dnd legends and makes an ass of himself...
jharrod123 1 year ago
@jharrod123 3. Elmore's artwork is legendary to the hobby.
Droogie128 1 year ago
@Droogie128 yeah, i figured that out and mentioned it in a later video, correcting the two legends to a three.
jharrod123 1 year ago
@jharrod123 I don't see how he made an ass of himself he was trying to make a joke but it didn't work out well ..
KiroSmoka 1 year ago
@KiroSmoka sometimes that's all it takes really...
jharrod123 1 year ago
@jharrod123 I'm good friends with them, but thanks all the same ;)
ChaoticVirtuoso 11 months ago
This is the reason that second chance has been dubbed "F--- yo' critical!"
Droogie128 1 year ago 41
i got lost....why the paladin got so much damage?
rossik 1 year ago
EXCUSE ME WHILE I QUOTE THE VIDEO OF PARTS I FOUND FUNNY... AND FOR THE LACK OF COMMENTS... 3:56 "THE ASS END OF THE HORSE IS TITTERING" LOLL. 4:58 "EQUAL OPPORTUNITY RULES"... WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? LOITERING? 6:14 IF SHES THE EXPERT WHY HE THE DUNGEON MASTER?
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 1 year ago
@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL She's saying "Rules Lawyer."
brahmaviharas 1 year ago
@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL
i would like to cite two of the rules of the internet:
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
Valthek 1 year ago 24
@Valthek here is internet from nigeria. Thanks to you given.
rajasmasala 2 months ago
"Alright, you blow into him... I didn't mean to say that."
lol
wtfdoichoose 1 year ago
2:27 - The epic moment !
Softcloner 1 year ago
Bobs the baddest rouge of all times but he still killed chewbaca!
AL3XTH3LARG3 1 year ago 2
@AL3XTH3LARG3 Lucasarts made him kill him.
Ryokushindo 1 year ago
PHURST
I use an action point to also state i'm awesome.
Tyler47167yo 1 year ago
@Tyler47167yo ACTION POINT!
biggphartX 1 year ago