I AM SATAN

[MizticZz]

this is extremely funny

[badkneegrows]

k.

[g3rrar1]

satanicinternational you are trolling in this vid right??

[lolita222223]

Amazing shit XD here hell sounds like a place i´d like to spend eternity in :D

[HumorousHippo420]

Ummm If you dont like the video and what he talks about. THEN WHY DID YOU SEARCH SATAN DUMBFUCKS!!

[kilsteel]

Okay, you made a few people laugh. In the process, you blasphemed the Lord, and neither He nor I were much amused. You make Jesus-followers sound like they are fags, and that there is no fun up there. DEAD WRONG!! You make hell sound like it's going to be 1 big party, with drugs, orgies, and rock-n-roll. If that stuff is down there, the only ones doing it are the residents (devils/demons), and while they may make you believe their lies... that is all they do is lie... when they speak..

[PriorityOfVengence]

@kilsteel *Sets fire to your stupid cross and screams SHUT THE FUCK UP.*

[miguel70798]

you are another slave

[riddlestheclown2011]

Preach it brother!!!!! Hahahaha.

[dionisiogdrb]

I'm Satan too! what a coincidence.

[alecniles]

This is hilarious. You are silly. I really think people would get it more if you addressed doctrine instead of the deities. Because most Christians take biblical parables as historical facts instead of metaphors to live ones life by. Hence, one many not get the humor in your sarcasm. Some may even mistake your point as blasphemy. Frankly, it's hilarious.

[popit1500]

stop judging, everyone is in titled to there own thoughts and beliefs, I respect this man for not being a follower and being an individual with his own beliefs, he is trying to make a fucking point, and all of you are to blinded by religion to see that.

[salsa20]

Wow!

[danmobile2991]

this guy took 30 hits of acid on accident before. look it up. hes crazy now haha

[DynamoMD]

"Does God have a YouTube channel? F*ck No, He doesn't! He's a p*ssy. Actually, he's probably dead." Bwahaha

[The956wolverine]

THIS IS GUY IS MESSED UP MAN , I WOULD HATE TO BE HIM ON JUGDMENT DAY :/

[slinx123]

lol your funny as fuck but your so cooked( aussie term for the day after being on speed binge of like 5days)

[1riv3r]

31 people don't get it.....

[420420ogkush]

@1riv3r no u dont get it u crazy fuck hes saying hes the devil hahahahahahahhahahahahahha

[1riv3r]

@420420ogkush I will ignore your stupidity like every body else who acts retarded.

[kandikid2308]

...but I like harps

[kandikid2308]

Drugs are bad mmmkay

[VulkanDeathGrip]

Haha on a fuckin tortilla in Mexico lol

[claj3956]

hahahahaha the end is soooo fukn hilarious! i rekon this guy is fukn cool!

[PrisonnerofToday]

The message I took from this was:

"You! worship me because God doesn't have a YouTube channel!"

[drbelli]

God and Satan are words, not entities...

they only exist within your neurons, as a miss arranged temporary energy, "its" purpose is to cancel itself, so you can break loose of individuality , and realize that

We are One.

Neither you, neither me are someone... we are just lost in Form.

[MEGASPORT1001]

@drbelli stfu

[ryanstringfling]

You can't come to the realization on something like that. If you "know" you're Satan, you would've known it this whole time.

[ITSTHEFOXX]

2 much acid bro

[murrums1]

pause at 0:48. It's his god raping face

[makutateridax200]

someones been trippin 3 days long again methinks

[MegaSleemo]

your sick my goodness you need help bring on the straight jacket lock him up and and sort him out we need a doctor here you know what sort of doctor we need lol

[LukeRossTheBoss]

What is wrong with you people? this shit is hilarious.

[MEGASPORT1001]

@LukeRossTheBoss hahaha i fucking kno

[RedneckGunn3]

@LukeRossTheBoss this isn't hilarious whats wrong with you, are you on drugs too?

[LukeRossTheBoss]

@RedneckGunn3 I happen to be pretty stoned right now, as a matter of fact, you inbred cracker.

[RedneckGunn3]

@LukeRossTheBoss fuck you nigger i wasn't talkin to you

[Ducksongstoned]

20 people want to go to heaven 

[jessehardy]

Right on, Zach.

[Chronikx420]

This kid is so fucking bad im done he says he is satan just wait till hes gone satan is gonna have him as his bitch this idiot is out his fucking mind it seems the devil has a receipt for his ass just like jayz & those other motherfuckers im sorry skin head but you are dead. GoD Bless

[XxFourTwentyxX]

@Chronikx420 I fucked god in the ass, and that tranny loved it.

[TheMushugana]

and u want me to believe ur satan? loll ok druggie

[weareAdamites]

You are right, you ARE satan. Just like every other person that sows wickedness on this earth. Don't be stupid, satan isn't a singular being, satan means adversary, to Christ, so yeah, satans. And as far as the God of my fathers, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, is concerned. You are nothing but a tare sown in amongst the wheat. And you will be gathered up with the others, and cast into the furnace of fire, so that my righteous brethren can witness your destruction as the earth is cleansed

[futurekill77]

@weareAdamites bet you feel good when people burn.  yaaay fake gods!

[RudeBoiAKaRudeRaVagE]

@weareAdamites U FAILED so bad right then...as a CHRISTIAN why would you tell that to someone...IM positive God would not want you telling that to HIS children...ur brother....You prolly wear sheep clothing..but ur comment came str8 out the wolf's mouth...you need to re-humble urself fam..

[RECONDO101st]

Is he dead or a pussy ? Are you ever not tripping ?

[BlackJesusJesus77]

@RECONDO101st Both.

[NBrungard]

@MrGrindpower Yea. id be happy if hes just a dickhead, not really possessed

[MegaDavid1904]

this fool looks straight peckerwood!!! SATAN RULES

[iamlokingforchange]

you wont believe in him, till you see your punishment....

[demonxthedk]

@iamlokingforchange Shut the fuck up...your a idiot that follows the religious rules of other idiots...

[LukeRossTheBoss]

Man i hope satan is really this cool.

[crypticBhann]

you fuckin tell'm dude!!!

[DboiStyles]

sure because you have a youtube channel your with me. It's hard to see anyone really with me I feel abandoned and alone, especially without my queen. No I would never bow to you either but you are very comical :).

[TheSpookysteve]

i love this fuckin video.

[DjMikal7]

god has god tube wat does satan have u got miley cyrus and beiber. ill stick with jesus christ

[VanDenBrandeDannyXXX]

Lol at 21 secs i stopped......... U making a fool out of ur cunt..... god = satan ...satan = jesus THEY ONE AND THE FUCKIN SAME....boy

[BlackJesusJesus77]

Hail Satan! Ave Satanists!

[oranges0the0fox]

HE NEEDS YOU TO MAKE DONATIONS SO HIS CAUSE CAN BE SPREAD AROUND THE WORLD! MY PAYPAL IS ...

[DIMMUKICKSASS]

HAIL SATAN THEN!

[HypeMajor]

at 11:11 ima make a wish tonight i wanna see this guys face when the lord comes. he probably going to be crying and shit like the pussy he said god was.

[SPIRITNDLIFE]

Party in hell? Don't be decieved! Mathew 13 40-43 As the weeds are pulled up and burned in the fire, so it will be at the end of the age. The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Whoever has ears, let them hear. Good luck gnashing teeth!

[carmine741]

@SPIRITNDLIFE He's joking you over-serious idiotic sheep.

[shalixdechantes]

super sized satan mickey? hahaha funny.

[josedavidalvarado22]

hes a pussy jaja

[BFR1995]

hahaha dude this made me laugh soo hard. i beilve god but it was funny as hell dude. thanks for the laughs man haha

[NBrungard]

Pretty sure this guy is possessed. Praise God

[FromCroatiaGamer]

Fuck you, you are psychopath!

[JOR17AN]

@FromCroatiaGamer fuck you, do you have any fucking proof in god

[FromCroatiaGamer]

@JOR17AN i dont have proof in god, by the way... do you have proof in satan, bitch!

[JOR17AN]

@FromCroatiaGamer yerr im watching a video of him now?

[Nwood913]

hahahaha dude your funny 

[NeyesDe]

lol fuck yea! orgys and drinking sounds like a real heaven to meh =) nice videos dude

[Outrjs]

Thanks for making this video. You have convinced me to seek Jesus Christ.

[TylerConlinTV]

Dude, would you mind if I used a couple of your quotes for a song I'm doing? It's an electro/dubstep remix, and what you're saying is perfect!

[GrandmaMakesCookies]

If God is dead, did he went to Heaven or Hell?



[vinnieagogo]

Why does Satan sound like Henry Rollins?

Is this Spoken Word?

Was John Milton right?

Its better to rule in Hell than Serve in Heaven?

[HiPPoKryPtiC]

your an idiot

[gamefan992]

HELL YH

[RuthlessCriminal408]

I Don't believe in God or Satan. I just believe in myself. Why be a follower. 

[SatanicTHC]

i'm pretty sure i fucking killed god, fuck yea man.

[leefbeef]

hahaha this shit is good

[bobysoad666]

ahaha that heaven comparison to hell sounds fun lol

[Zoewitchywoo]

Prove it, show me your horn! :p

[metal11199]

You are so awesome dude keep on doing what you believe in strongly and fuck everyone else!!!!! Cheers!!!!!!

[mazambulla]

not jesus chirst is not die he is live the

[TEHMAGICBOX]

Everyone just fucking stop.

okay this asshole ^

is fucking high acid motherfucker.

Fuck you guy. your not satan god isnt dead.

God is going to send you straight to hell.

[blaxax]

@TEHMAGICBOX I'm sure that god realy appreciates it when his representatives cuss ans swear at people. Good job, cristain.

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

Well, looks like you're my man, Satan

[11garrett9]

ur not d reall satan bitch ders only one and hes not wearing glassess dat you can buy off of ebay for 1.00

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

@11garrett9 lol your spelling goes so well with your reasoning.

[assasinator1980]

lol funny as shit man XD

[jjgoldenpro]

your going to hell...you wont have fun there, satan will laugh because he tricked you...

[Guevapri000]

Hahahaha your fuckin funny bro if your satan I'm GOD ! Lmao Dude get real ...Satan- a worthless motherfucker which is not down in hell but sitting next to god, god let's Satan do some certain things like bring plagues and every bullshit you blame god for doing , and you know why god let's Satan bring plagues and all that ?! Because he is a lovin god but also a man who punishes people so ignorant like you! So get your facts straight"Satan" lol bye;)

[cheesewheel]

I want to get drunk listen to rock and roll and have sex orgy's!

[TheMegakill]

What kind of glasses are those? They are freaking awsome!

[arinto55]

So... yeah! supposedly I just bound myself to you today. and, I'm proud of it. Anyone got something to say, I'll knock you on your motherf*cking self-righteous, cross-dildo loving as*es. anyways, so whats up? And btw, you never really defined how to impress you. or do we just figure that on our own?

[MyFishyWishy]

The bible tells us to worship SATAN!

Jesus was SATAN!

The free thinking angel that gave us the knowledge of the angels and God.

Eat the fruit of knolwedge so that you can have the knowledge of GOD!

Thank you Eve!! Saved us from being idiots!!

[vampiresxaddiction]

Funny as fuck dude, hahahahaha :D

[excalebuir]

GREAT! Are you sure you really are satan? cuz i want to sell my soul in trade of musical power! oh and a goat guitar!!

[whereismygracejesus]

Everyone knows Satan wears red undies and drives a bullet proof volvo. Didn't any of you go to bible college?

[thegame42640]

There is not God Damnit! The only true and only "God" is SATAN!

[jonnypinknuckles]

hell sounds hella-awsome but if any1 shoves a pitchfork up my arse i aint gonna be happy.

[SEMTEX339]

by the way man.. you gonna pay for each letter of your words :)) hell & heaven is bullshit made by man. metaphoricly hell is on earth and heaven is a mental state. but the kingdom of GOD will come because he has the greatest plan of all.

what ? rock and roll that's way to easy fuckin orgies and alcohol ...haa..thats a piece of sand on a big beach. well luci u like that name lucy :))) lucifer you are the pussy..

[SEMTEX339]

=))) massconfusion ... this ppl r bored =))))

[TheNickmonster1]

PRAISE GOD PRAISE GOD PRAISE GOD PRAISE GOD............. SATAN SUCKS MY DICK EVERY NIGHT SATAN SUCKS MY DICK EVERY NIGHT SATAN SUCKS MY DICK EVERY NIGHT... bitch

[xarontas666]

well,after seeing about 150 of your videos-and love them all-i have to say that this is the best ever! have fun,be alive,hail satan!

[K3RooneyK3]

You are nice Satan.

When my mum calls me a motherfucker, she says it in a nasty way. XD

[MultiPropagandaPanda]

Lol you actually believe that heaven is somekind of place where you sit on clouds with harps ? and hell full of rocknroll and orgys ? This is realy silly point of view.

[fgamer239]

HALE SATAN

[maynardfangirl]

Hahaha I LOVE your sarcasm.

[MNBrant]

I have been to hell and it isnt all that fun like you make it out to be. Seen Jesus, Satan, angels and demons and they were all about a hair way from offing me. I saw god when I was a kid and he doesnt speak english. Satan these days is a blond haired blue eyed tan guy in his late 50's early 60's. He always travels with an entourage of assorted hit men and other criminal types. Heaven and hell is closer than you think. Its right here on earth. You probably havent got what these guys want.

[SaintNight]

@MNBrant

Wtf are you trippin on?

[MNBrant]

@SaintNight Nothing. I am going to release a vid soon on how to make a contract with hell as well as some tips on how to get out of said contract. I guess I believe in this sort of thing.

[SaintNight]

@MNBrant

Yep.

You're either trying to troll.

Ooooor cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[MNBrant]

@SaintNight I get accused of trolling alot.

[SaintNight]

@MNBrant

I can see why.

The only reason hell would be on earth is if you allow it to be.

[sim0332]

God is one. . . and thanks for my God that em Muslim. .

Allhumdullihah. . . Em thinking what happens with you on the day of resurrection. .

only hell for you. .

[sim0332]

Hey satan look here i fuck your satan and you motherfuck asshole your both fucking dicks. . . u know today i called my dick as a satan. . my dick name is satan bcz it goes to your mom and sister vagina. . . i hate satans fucking bull shits

[LykusApolyte]

haha ye and I am Jeasus son! MY GRANDPA IS NOT DEAD! XD

[DakinexIkaika]

wheres your eyebrows

[zdalzell]

LMAO....have fuckin huge sex orgys, get drunk?..come talk to me

[goddessleslie]

LOL cool...

[JMS06723]

defile the flock denounce his name

[danbran67]

YOU ARE A DICK YOU EVEN SHAVED YOUR HEAD TO LOOK LIKE A DICK WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOUR BALD HEAD MUST OF MADE YOURS MOTHERS CUNT LOOK LIKE SHE HAD A DICK it must of been one dirty snatch to have given birth to a piece of escrament like you sorry to tell you he will be knocking on your back door two years from now you can tell the accuser all the amazing things you know about life. to the poor & vain my last fare well

[FredrichNietzsche25]

lol, hi Santa i mean satan

[YesItsConner]

YOU are not as bad as you think you are actually, I looked at you or through you in a way, you're nothing but an attention seeking idiot that wants to be special and different but really you dont have a clue what you're talking about.

[YesItsConner]

Another complete idiot with power gone to who his head, you're NOT satan the closest you are is a small entity who "thinks" he knows what he is talking about but unfortunately much like other people from chuch of satan and similar organizations/cults etc are mis-guided and completely wrong.

The truth is that only small bits of religion(s) are true, and I can assure that God nor the Devil are dead - quite the opposite actually.

[continued]

[varulv234]

@YesItsConner Anyone who is Satan.....Well, it Satan.

[DrEviscerator666]

HAIL ZACH lol! You rock man!

[selfgutted666]

lol heavy metal bitches and booze does sound better.

[robuzy]

uber childish?

[krimsonkorspe]

i sin i win !!

[MaggotBoy]

HAIL SATAN!

[IrishMisfits]

lol "because hes a pussy... actually no hes probably fuckin dead."

[AmurgAprins]

Funny like hell !

[chickenddd]

was it b4 or after 3o hits of acid?

[satanicinternational]

after ...lol

[1bobtheson]

@satanicinternational bitch there is no such thing as gods. only hitler

[DickSkidmore]

Satan... meet Jesus.

watch?v=0tc94JSpyjs

[grallator]

Ahh, you told F. Nietzsche? I was wondering how he knew. :)

[SATANECRONOMICUS]

lol funny.

[undertheanvil]

you are not satan. the world elite is satan.

the illuminati is satan. you are greatly deceived by the ways of the world.

YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH BY WILL.

[metalrockdude102]

its great!!! "god" is dead! and any chance i can get into hell?

[evilmick66]

I KNEW IT!! I just had a feeling! LMAO

[softshock9]

LMAO oh man I love your videos. fuckin' awesome.

[satanicinternational]

lol thanks man . I am running short on ideas though

[Braleven]

@satanicinternational

Perhaps you can do one in a catholic church? haha

[Alxcr555]

@satanicinternational you should do a video on some crazy party stories and your favorite rock and roll band

[tommmmmmmmx]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bout time............

[xxxmikiexxx]

yuuussss. i wish you fuckin lived in Toronto, we'd fuck the place up real nice

[AntichristProduction]

I fail to see how you are Satan.

[EvilMatters]

Les Paul died. You have to let him in w/ VIP treatment, I mean he invented the electric guitar!!

[glablazuu]

Can GraveSideService play the main stage in Hell ?

[johntm77]

Lol man I had to watch this video again. Its just fucken hilarious. I think you are a youtube personality. I find these videos the most entertaining.

[satanisteileen]

my brother said to me one day what if hell is real eileen what then ?

i just said why would i give a shit all my friends will be in hell

[evilmick66]

When I'm asked that, I say: "At least there'll be better music in hell; who wants to listen to Creed for all eternity?"

[elvismilk]

Hell, is going suck, because if Charles Manson finds salvation in Jesus, he gets a ticket to sit at the table with God, while we have to listen to Truman Capote talk forever.

[MissGravesBlogs]

Kind of awesome...

[johntm77]

I bet some christians will bitch at this video.

[Chan69100]

i WILL DEFINITLY WORSHIP U BABY LOL..UR AWESOME

[TherianthropeAndrewH]

Hahahaha Nice, Hail satanicinternational

[DrSikenstine666]

Eternal party in hell.

I'll bring the kegs.

[xXxXxMetalHeadx]

Fuck God.