@GeoFwl Wow. If you don't like the video, you don't have to comment with your bad grammar. 1.) Don't be stereotypical, not all Americans are stupid, and just because you didn't like the video doesn't mean you can insult the whole American race. 2.) 'Kill yourself'? Isn't that a little extreme?
Forgot to add, tanning, rice burners, symmetric tribal tatoos, wide bandanas, any brand of expensive jeans over $100, Ed Hardy, manscaping (leaving the "treasure trail" especially"), skinny beards, eyeliner. Above all these things the guy has to be an arrogant, self complementing idiot- without these traits douche bag doesn't apply.
Douchebags are teen boys, or men losers. They are 100% selfish. Douchebags don't care about others sufferings. They think they are the coolest and are convinced all the none douchebags of the world are losers. Douchebags spend all their money on alcool / drugs, clothes, PC-video games and car. Douchebags go to gym, but train stupidly: No stamina and their legs are too small compared to their upper body. Douchebags have small penis. They think their douchebagery degree will counter that problem.
You also need to beg for subscriptions. Make douchy faces when you make a video wallpaper. BECOME A FEMINIST and claim it is about women's rights while going for animals rights and throwing moltoves in universitys while being selfrightious and also become a democrat and be anything but a man, Put on pink cloths smoke weed and act like a gay EA GAMES game developer while counting money.
A douche bag is a small syringe having detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas.so unless theze two IDIOTS r an injection tht goez in a vagina they've got sum MAJOR problems for makin this STUPID video.apparently they dnt have a life if this is wht they do in their spare time. i wld only hope u guyz n gurlz agree. if u dnt..well ur stupid n have no Common sense.srry.
I do where those graphic tee's and tight jeans. I do where a lot of cologne and I do spike up my hair, but i am NOT a douchebag. I don't watch the hills, I don't drink Vodka, I hate T-Pain, and I don't watch UFC. Plus I'm from South Carolina not fagget ass New Jersey.
52 people are douchebags
Ambi215 2 days ago
what a fukin stupid video. why the american people have to be so fukin stupid and annoying. kill yourself mutherfukers
GeoFwl 4 days ago
@GeoFwl Wow. If you don't like the video, you don't have to comment with your bad grammar. 1.) Don't be stereotypical, not all Americans are stupid, and just because you didn't like the video doesn't mean you can insult the whole American race. 2.) 'Kill yourself'? Isn't that a little extreme?
Geny789 2 days ago
Watching MMA doesn't mean you're a douchebag!
IsolationInstigation 5 days ago
I thumbs downed b4 I saw the sweet douchebag dance moves :(
ThreatLevelMidnight5 1 week ago
I drink imported beer, cuz its delicious.
WackyZacky1000 2 weeks ago
He said Broski. I say Broski.
I'm scared.
ontheweekends11 3 weeks ago
Hahahaha!! Describes them100%
OmegaZeero 4 weeks ago
childish.
garycalgary 1 month ago
Awesome atreyu shirt
theryanofpueblo 1 month ago
That guys faces remind me of runescape.
AGMRockstar 1 month ago
90% of white guys in america prefferably white guys from the suburbs and guys who audition for jersey shore
JUSTHERE4THEVIDS24 1 month ago
What song at 1:25?
ARAMANATHAN 1 month ago
lol all they said is just like a guy at work, he has tight tshirt, he was full of shit all the time, and he has his cap on the side,
And he picks on all the guys that aint as big as he is.
Fucking hate that guy.... (im from sweden btw)
Gouki6669 1 month ago
48 d-bags
Anvilforever 1 month ago
heres how you spot a douchebag...
1. They constantly drink monster or rockstar
2. They wear monster logo shirts or monster hats
3. They drive a rusting grand am with a bad muffler...while turning their bass so high it's maxing out the speakers...
...and if this describes you, don't post a bitchy comment on here, I'm not trolling, I'm stating fact...
lifevest1 1 month ago
if you do drink beer its imported!..........Bitch LMAO
chessloka123 1 month ago
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Ibeatyou23 1 month ago
Haha I wear fitted hats and Hollister shirts, but my personality is the opposite of this.
fradparry 1 month ago
lol dodies the douche dog xDDD
1224E100 1 month ago
lol love the video!
amberlea16 1 month ago
what just happened?
WARNING2sexy4u 1 month ago
@hoibeblack xD owned
rayslostinstereo21 2 months ago
Lol "I'm Canadian, how r u guys? :)" awwwwwwwww lol silly silly boy
rayslostinstereo21 2 months ago
Lmao Its my peers
coppettcm 2 months ago
no 480p?
PyderSpyder 2 months ago
I used to be a douchebag, then i took an arrow in the my knee..............
malmsteen2002 2 months ago 3
@malmsteen2002 i used to make arrow to the knee jokes then i got laid
hoibeblack 2 months ago
haha affliction and hollister
MrFreshxKicks 2 months ago
Never knew I was a douchebag this is really funny
TheJr7310 2 months ago
oh.. my... gawwwd..... Ive been a douchebag this whole time??
imfrickincrazy 2 months ago 4
most of my school
NerGxQUAN7UM 2 months ago
Haha
bankyoungz 2 months ago
99.99% of my school
bankyoungz 2 months ago
Haha. Dumb morons making fun of douchebags. WIN:D
justanothernoob332 3 months ago
Douchebags listen to the Used. Don't worry, you fit right in.
ganjaw420 3 months ago
99.9999% of my school
xlnflux 3 months ago
ripoff from The asian dudes nigahiga
Whiteowl116 3 months ago
no one thats a douche is that white
MrVitaman23 3 months ago
wow, my ex is in a youtube video..
sugarpiecutie 3 months ago
I like watch their dance 1:33-1:43 but guy w/ black T-shirt is epic douchebag, btw i wanna be douchebag this tutorial not enough for me
XX15214 3 months ago
Yay! Now i now how to be a douchebag! Thanks guys!
I mean...
Yea. i waz alwayze dhis way. Dhis is how i get dah ladiez brah. Holla
TheSHOW634 3 months ago
excellent t-shirt! good vid!
Fusionfreakdrummer 4 months ago
ATREYU
DeathMetalEmoGuy 4 months ago
what the hell did i JUST watch?
AnimeWolfSpirit 4 months ago
Swedish douche was so wrong! Sounded more like a german!
HaasGrotesk 4 months ago
thumbs up if you just searched douchebag
alexvishnu 4 months ago
90% of the kids at my school :/
gangatalishis 5 months ago 38
@gangatalishis then you are a misfit, therefore they think you are a loser
HackforumsWebsite 4 months ago
@gangatalishis 99% trust me and dont ask
MegaXspace 2 weeks ago
How does watching ufc make one a douchebag?
Grounz3r0 5 months ago
MMA does seem to attract a large amount of douchebags.
catguy00 5 months ago
1:59 GSP! MUTHA FUKKA!!!
christopherpa100 5 months ago
i like how the dog in the begining was going "there there"
TheMafiaguy22 5 months ago 31
actually douche bags do watch House.
JN5B11 5 months ago
feminine hygiene products xD
lol i hate people who think they're cool because they listen to rap
Greyz174 5 months ago
this is why you only have 94,--- views..
lilmix17 5 months ago
@lilmix17 i swear half these views came from me
lynixful 5 months ago
I was expecting to see a 6 pack lulz
ControlUreFeelings 6 months ago
Lol.
I like normal guys with band shirts and are calm. Does that make me weird or?xD
ThePerpetualHymn 6 months ago
@ThePerpetualHymn no it just makes u boring -t pain music plays in the back ground-
christopherpa100 5 months ago
well first you get a douche then u put it in a bag and then u put the bag over ur head and thats how u be a douchebag
wills22nd 6 months ago
Another poor soul joins the ranks of the ever-growing douchebag armada
Tehroxxorz1 7 months ago
Forgot to add, tanning, rice burners, symmetric tribal tatoos, wide bandanas, any brand of expensive jeans over $100, Ed Hardy, manscaping (leaving the "treasure trail" especially"), skinny beards, eyeliner. Above all these things the guy has to be an arrogant, self complementing idiot- without these traits douche bag doesn't apply.
THEINVENTABLETHREAT 7 months ago 2
That dog dont need to learn how to be a douchebag. Not good for the dog
Flamespark32 7 months ago
Go GSP
DKJules 7 months ago
@aegisknox
ZOMG have you watched prankvsprank or bfvsgf
The guy his name is jesse
Fits your WHOLE discription of a douchebag
ardneklolful 7 months ago
Douchebags are teen boys, or men losers. They are 100% selfish. Douchebags don't care about others sufferings. They think they are the coolest and are convinced all the none douchebags of the world are losers. Douchebags spend all their money on alcool / drugs, clothes, PC-video games and car. Douchebags go to gym, but train stupidly: No stamina and their legs are too small compared to their upper body. Douchebags have small penis. They think their douchebagery degree will counter that problem.
aegisknox 7 months ago
@aegisknox women can be douchebags too. they just happened to be called something else
punkrocker1377 5 months ago
own a mustang
muiscnight 7 months ago
guys what is the song at 1:23?
v0ffk4 7 months ago
@v0ffk4 low from florida i think
Bigmandojr123 7 months ago in playlist How to be a douche bag
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v0ffk4 7 months ago
douchebaggary
T16Akatsuki 7 months ago
Why does everyone always forget to mention Fox and monster?
tacohero 8 months ago
shirtless d-bag can dance ;)
PyroBunny1015 8 months ago
I found this video very useful. Now I can prove that some of my friends are douchebags!
64shadowdude 8 months ago
Guys i found the way how to do that! its uploaden a hour ago! OMG. ---> /watch?v=RNNwVfGd4mw
MidKing38 8 months ago
LOL atreyu ftw
cottonpicker145 8 months ago
Im 13 yrs old and some ppl say that im a douchebag and then i watched this and realised i was a douchebag!
Crether199 8 months ago
fuck you
option124 8 months ago
The dog is so cute :D
lilwhitesnowy 8 months ago
urgh, there is only one group worse than the douchebag and that is the wigga.
jimmyshitbags 8 months ago
@jimmyshitbags really i thaught that it would be the miley cyrus likers
Caps464 8 months ago
Douchebags are more likely to watch American Football than UFC, lol.
IEATFOOOOD 8 months ago
How can it be considered a stereotype if it is true. Funny guys!! I grew up in Delaware. We used to go to Brigantine NJ for the weekends.
stevpr 8 months ago
I like his Atreyu shirt :D
xekhara 8 months ago
it was awesome you guys so subscribed!
darklordofkickingass 8 months ago
1:39 OMG HİS FACE !!
jasmineo1212 8 months ago
I bet you faggots use the words like "brosif" in a serious way, and suck each others dicks.
Johnnyblazedanketch 8 months ago
@Johnnyblazedanketch wow great impression of a douchbag
Caps464 8 months ago
#OMG my brother is a douche bag XD
mymsong 8 months ago
1:40 1:43 1:55 LMFAO
CrazyBananaGuy 9 months ago
lol i hate douchebag. They will all die
TheMrPopsicles 9 months ago
Not the funniest video..... But, it badge me laugh.
jasonstites 9 months ago
excellent address to the religious conflict that god is real. i just can't thank u enough. oh wait... wrong video...
troll3r9799 9 months ago
Damn... That Affliction shirt made the doughy douche look like he was in shape... I'm totally buying one now.
CaptainCocaine 9 months ago
Douchebags.
Zobrak80 9 months ago
juzt wach the jerseay zhore and alwayz zpell stuv rong on purpose
joey900ful 9 months ago
thats wear arse shit
elffey 9 months ago
douchebag dog
guidounee 9 months ago
i like the hockey part lol, looks like im not a douche loll
jull23 9 months ago
Where's volume 2?
KamyR0cks 9 months ago
this is hillarious! 2:00min: EPIC
MuscleeStud 9 months ago
you cant see me x) / john cena 2:16
MrSwe911 9 months ago
press 6 and he says Douchebag :D
Gameusup 9 months ago
the guy on the couch has the best :D face ever.
Whisker93 9 months ago
i think the message thire trying to send is they don't like black people?
ausukora 9 months ago
@ausukora close too it.
Ben123zxc 9 months ago
@ausukora yeah. all the descriptions they said about douchebags portray black gangsta people...
IronRAVENxvx 9 months ago
@ausukora I think they're mocking the concept of "attitude" in general. If the hat fits...
Piellar 9 months ago
is it bad that i know nob ends like that lol
nitrobob89 9 months ago
I can watch Jersey Shore if I want
STOBMNT 9 months ago
fucking hat you allll Douchebags i willl killllll you alllllll
derex47 10 months ago
@derex47 anger problems much?
Spasade 9 months ago
@Spasade dude forget what i sayd now i am 100 at 100000 douche
derex47 4 months ago
@derex47 100 at 100000? what are you talking about? and why are you responding to my post 4 months after i posted it lol?
Spasade 4 months ago
@derex47 lets just say i got 2 xboxs and all halo games i was REALY bussy
derex47 4 months ago
Răspundeţi la acest videoclip... and u are that russian guy whith the guns
derex47 4 months ago
fuck the douches lol atreyu is beast :D
StolenPoppy21 10 months ago
Haha.. What a douchebag..
TomyStudios 10 months ago
Hahahahahah this is my fav video now lol
ThePvPChannel 10 months ago
oh God... I watch the UFC =O
but i dont go to some place called 'Earls' to watch it.. i watch it illegally online.. thank God I guess im safe.
pakishock91 10 months ago
dog: WTF ITS WRONG WITH THIS GUY lol
HeadbangerSinHair 10 months ago
lol
evilmonkey5020 10 months ago
oh god.....i have an affliction shirt
Sizationality 10 months ago
Theese Duses Are Sick Fuck me Lolll
ModdingTuTs4u 10 months ago
I think they just described Jersey Shore....
4Stephanie4XD 10 months ago 53
You also need to beg for subscriptions. Make douchy faces when you make a video wallpaper. BECOME A FEMINIST and claim it is about women's rights while going for animals rights and throwing moltoves in universitys while being selfrightious and also become a democrat and be anything but a man, Put on pink cloths smoke weed and act like a gay EA GAMES game developer while counting money.
CpsLock3 10 months ago
You are a douchebag if you look like a fucking idiot with a face looking like its dumped in chocolate and use steroids to look good.
catastrovision 10 months ago
Bruce willis fan?
jacklockehume 10 months ago
<3 the douchebag in blue :P
misspinkobsession 11 months ago
25 justin bieber fans missed the like button
planetraptor420 11 months ago
Act like a character from Jersey Shore and you win
EvanLividicus 11 months ago
Sexy beasht
SlyFly101 11 months ago
Best douche video i've seen so far.
jfeze 11 months ago
hahahahah
TeRRoRPoeS 11 months ago
1:40 is happyface
pragzter 1 year ago
@TehKarmaPolice man.. Id blow my brains out
CosmicKush420 1 year ago
I'd hang with those guys.
TehKarmaPolice 1 year ago
This was funny as hell!
Gabbyroxs666 1 year ago
A douche bag is a small syringe having detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas.so unless theze two IDIOTS r an injection tht goez in a vagina they've got sum MAJOR problems for makin this STUPID video.apparently they dnt have a life if this is wht they do in their spare time. i wld only hope u guyz n gurlz agree. if u dnt..well ur stupid n have no Common sense.srry.
breakinpoint94 1 year ago
the dog was looking at him like he was crazy the whole time.
Npotter14 1 year ago
I do where those graphic tee's and tight jeans. I do where a lot of cologne and I do spike up my hair, but i am NOT a douchebag. I don't watch the hills, I don't drink Vodka, I hate T-Pain, and I don't watch UFC. Plus I'm from South Carolina not fagget ass New Jersey.
Mr2002MustangGT 1 year ago
Silly canadians...
iracundiarock 1 year ago
I not going to name anyone but I promise I work with guys like this at hollister hahaha
stellarflyer 1 year ago
ATREYU RULEZ!!!
antipopboner 1 year ago
I agreed with everything until they started bashing the UFC and GSP
racingmylife15 1 year ago
Your right you are Douchebags, lol
MegaSuperFriend 1 year ago 8
23 people watch house
imilkedagoatonce 1 year ago
funny how this hasn't gotten a million views yet.
shuva123 1 year ago
He's already got the toronto leafs flag, he's half way there
dirtshirt63 1 year ago
@dirtshirt63 hey broski, don't be hatin on toronto.
MonkeyManiaParkour 1 year ago
GSP Motha fucka Vive George St-pierre tabarnak!
jimmyreed7 1 year ago
yes... The Used and Atreyu are the the ultimate douche bands...
thisisrobertb 1 year ago
douchebags do watch house
xanthrax13 1 year ago
Charlottetown? Really?!
duca269 1 year ago
Man, could I have your dog after you become a full-on douche? I'm in love with your dog, so freakin' cute.
B0yardigi0rn0 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The dislike bar is the size of justin biebers dick
TheGorbanzo 1 year ago
fuckin cracked up when the song came up
LordKira 1 year ago
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a1b2c3d4c7 1 year ago
douchebagism is a state of mind.
1lilablume 1 year ago 14
@1lilablume douchbagism is also a religion
Caps464 8 months ago
lol allmost sounds like a douchbag funny though
tz198204 1 year ago
lol
DrJuan74 1 year ago
Instant doucheag = Hollister shirt but doesn't surf. Aeropostal is ok though. Maybe.
Wantsomecowbell 1 year ago
you guys forgot the tap-out clothing
BigdogWitBigdog 1 year ago
ATREYU !!!!
tchoberu1 1 year ago
You guys are naturals
deeperwaterz 1 year ago
Affliction shirt with over-sized women's sunglasses = instant douche
southport97 1 year ago
I love the look on the dog's face at 1:55, he's like, "Yeah, um, I get more bitches than all three of you combined."
No pun intended.
Spiqaro 1 year ago
ahhh GSP a true douchebags favorite fighter hahaha
i fuckin hate GSP hes way too perfect
youngnutsack17 1 year ago
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sweet58441 1 year ago
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sweet58441 1 year ago
The smile of the guy is too good
freminick123 1 year ago
1:28 YOU ARE SO RIGHT
SEWegman 1 year ago
lol , some talent !!
"GSP mother fucker"
ahmednabil 1 year ago