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  • she could have swept up in the time that convo took lol

  • Im glad I was raised with respect, strict and old school I can appreciate opportunities and am not ashamed to learn with humility.

  • that bird is much a melt ami james would make that melt do backflips

  • this is why the tattoo community is coming a joke were u have a cunt. like. her make a fucking joke of ur shop, apprentices clean up its called paying ur dues sshe should just have a reality show were she just smiles at the camera in a bikini cause that's about what she can do , dumb ass bitch

  • You can look at it like this, i'll help you to learn tattooing and you help me to keep the studio clean.

  • @All FUCK THAT FAG! Its called a fucking POWER TRIP & He's on it! Its a GD show about Learning to TATOO MOTHERFUCKERS! So why doesnt he put her on a Desk, to start learning how to TRACE or COPY!?? You pussies, uuuuhhhh SWEEP THE Floor! Go Fuck Urself!

  • @TheDarthvader9999 @SuperYellow1989 You don't get what he's freaking out over, do you? Sweeping the floor is keeping the shop hygienic, Sterile practices come from every apprentice cleaning EVERYTHING, it's how we're taught and its just something that isn't questioned. If he saw her cleaning only what looks dirty, and didnt correct it, chances are she would give someone a disease!

  • @TheDarthvader9999 its noy a power trip at all!!!???? its exactly as he says!!! u expect to come and start tattooing!!??? the first step is cleaning, clean, clean, clean! if you cant keep a shop clean and sterile... bounce! if you were the owner and a one man band would you come to work in the morning and say 'i'm not cleaning jack shit'.....'I'm a tattoo artist'!!??? fuck no!! clean bitch and make it sparkle!!

  • i hate to agree with Jodie but shes right on this one. this isnt the karate kid, its being a tattoo artist....she doesnt need to "earn respect" by sweeping the floors and impressing the grand masters, just get on with the tattooing mate.....

  • who does she think she is, to learn to tattoo, get some guns, tattoo your own legs and then your friends for free, you can either do it or you can't

  • Yes i get this Sweeping floors is hand movement right you know like in The Karate Kid film.

  • Quack!!! Quack!!! Quack!!! Duck Lips!!!!

  • All you lot bad mouthing her, she is still tattooing now, so clearly she is serious about it.

  • So basically all tattoo apprentices start off cleaning supplies and sweeping floors, but she is supposed to be an exception? I can't fucking stand her, but I REALLY want to see this show.

  • SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUCK !

  • She needs to learn how to make a sandwich!

  • damn thats the worst accent I've heard in a long time!

  • She should keep her mouth shut , another dumb ass broad who should just smile for the camera and shut the fuck up, fucking idiots who think tattoo s can be learned in a few weeks cause shes got tits , kick her the fuck out of ur shop shes just gonna make another mockery of the tattoo apprentice system

  • @rau5150 Exactly! well said - if you want to learn how to tattoo, you should damn well be willing to pay your fucking dos. It doesn't matter if your famous, or you've tits or money. If you want to learn YOU SHOULD BE WILLING TO LICK THE FLOOR CLEAN

    xD

  • She has a tattoo of a coat hanger on her left shoulder, I bet that's not the only place she's had a coat hanger.

  • BITCH CLEAN THE FUCKING FLOOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • shes a fucking idiot

  • nice baby :)

  • ... new jersey shore cast member???

  • Is there anywhere where you can watch this online?

  • this guy is legit...layin down the law like a manager should.

  • Why should this broad get to learn from the top?

    What happened to earning the right to learn from a master artiste?

    Grab a broom bitch and keep your surgically enchanced mouth shut!

    WTF?

    C.B.

  • The TV show is a joke, not one tattoo have I seen and gone wow. The tattoo she starts showing off isn't even good. Tattooing as an art has become a joke. Everyone wants to be one, even before they can actually draw or have become an established artist. The industry needs to be washed free of these parasites.

  • Tattoo artist, fucking joke, it went well didn't it. Pumping iron now isnt she or something, silly bitch. People like her probably make genuine tattoo artists spew with rage. Stick to what you do best, walking around like a slapper.

  • wtf

  • Jodie Marsh è troppo bona!

  • wax on wax off,she doesnt understand she's being tested....

  • wot the hellllllllllllllll has she doen to her lips! god women!

  • Usually the receptionist cleans the floors where I am apprenticing, but shit, if they are dirty and I have the time I'll do it. Better for the customers and better for the workers if the place is clean. It's not all tattooing, its also presentation, which is what this woman does not understand.

  • LOLLL she's so funny bahaha this is pure comedy...so naive

  • If she was so deadly serious about learning to tattoo, then surely she wouldn't have a problem sweeping the fucking floor.

  • Jodie is so beautiful, i'd treat her like the princess she is....

  • @scott1990scott if you did that she would shit on you,You're probably the type of guy who gets shat on by girls all the time while you treat them like "princesses"..right?hahahahaha

  • @scott1990scott I know just what you mean; Jodie is a Goddess. It's an honour to wank-off for her

  • What an absolutely obnoxious spoiled little princess. I just started my apprenticeship a month ago, and gladly do any cleaning asked of me. Why? Because I'm learning a trade from an artist willing to teach me, to spend their time and money doing so. If you don't 'understand' what cleaning has to do with being an apprentice, then you don't appreciate what it takes to work in a shop; its a matter of loyalty and respect, and frankly keeping a VERY clean and sterile shop should be a no brainer.

  • i wouldnt let that cow near me with a tattoo gun,wtf are people thinking of training a dumbfuck like her,its an insult to the tattoo industry.

  • Who is this girl with the funny nose?

    You can't blame him for wanting her bent down all day though. I'd give her a half size brush and pan if it was my shop

  • Good on him for refusing !!

  • Nicks a st*t tattooist and a cock! I hate the tattoo he did for me as its crap iv had to have a different tattoist go over his shody work. Really wouldnt reccomend getting tattooed by him.

  • u tell her mate over and out.

  • Fuck off Jodie you silly cunt, sweep the floor it's something that I think you'd look good doing!!

  • Sweep the fucking floor you stupid obnoxious cow!!! The world doesn't revolve around you!

  • shut the fuck up and get back to kitchen!!!!!!!!!!

  • nice last words.

  • the guy is 100% right

  • i can see her point though, what has sweeping a floor got to do with learning to be a tattoo artist. but at the same time, if it's part of the process in becoming one then maybe she should just knuckle down and do it, and then she may gain more respect from other staff and the public for doing how anyone else would be expected to do it.. hmm!

  • She's hot but dumb haha

  • i think she has ideas above her station (or lack of lolol) i would have snatched someones hand off if they had offered me an apprenticeship :D

  • "You're wasting my time"?????

    THIS WHOLE FUCKIN PROGRAMME WAS A WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!!!

    she's not an artist of any sort (other than perhaps piss artist) and never will be!

    She's the tattoo worlds equivalent of an X-Factor contestant; Don't matter how much you want it , silly bitch. You've NOT got what it takes and that's that.

    Not being nasty but she needs to wake up.

  • Now because of these wannabees and shows everyone thinks they can tattoo. "OH MY FRIENDS DAD CAN TATTOO" no- he- fucking- can't, he just bought a gun off e-bay.Most of them are scratchers.....take tips off miami ink, you have to learn for ages first before you even touch someones body.Remember tattoos last a lifetime.

  • I so wished him to go: listen just cos you got big tits doesnt entitle you to anything

  • she is a stupid cunt

  • Pay you're dues Bitch

  • idiot spoiled brat..

  • did this show ever air? cant seem to find a full episode (and god knows ive tried,gotta get your laughs where you can!)

    maybe the powers that be realised it was total wank and scrapped it

  • she's not even famous, silly cow.

    i think its fucking pathetic she's fastracked to an apprenticeship when she has no qualification or justification to.

    she's not better than anyone else, and quite significantly stuck up

  • fucking dummy. a tattoo apprentiship involves bein the shop bitch b4 u evan get a look in abt learnin to tattoo this gets on my nervs. the tattoo world is changed forever i would be scared to go into a shop to get a tattoo coz now days people see la ink and that and they think i cant draw for shit but i wana be a tattoo artist

  • im not on her side exactly,but i fully understand where she is coming from,being an older man,who is tattooed,and with an intersest,when your young with no money,you get treated like shit.she wants the best,and is willing to pay,if he blanks her,she will find the artist that wants it her way!sorry suckers,thats my side!

  • what a bitch!!!

  • What a stupid bitch!

  • FUCKING IDIOT! she does not fucking get it. small minded twat, URRRGH! I worked for 5 years in a fucking studio and took time out to just go and do my illustration degree because i want to get the best possible results and learn evertything inside and fucking out. if she thinks because she is queen of fucking reality tv or whatever that she can talk to her teacher like that then she has no respect for the tattoo industry, no patience, no mannors and therefore is in no fit state to be a tattooist

  • i love jodie i understand where shes comming from im in a hairdressers andd i said the same but that how you have tro start off sweeping the floors :) xxx

  • wtf i've been busting my ass for 11 month learning to perfect my drawing and sweeping up and making coffees and shit and this bitch just strolls in and get a chance like this and doesnt even appreciate it BITCH

  • if she tattoos as well as she moans she'll be amazing. unlucky for her she wont be. slut.

  • id like to see her do her reality show as an apprentice bomb disabler in iraq. then id gladly let miss know-it-all go right ahead

  • I do like Jodie Marsh but she is acting like a spoiled child. I am a tattoo apprentice and its at least a year before you can get near anyone's skin with a needle! There is so much involved in tattooing what comes first and what is the most important part of the job is learning to keep things clean and sterile and that means sweeping the floors and doing the dirty jobs, you have to learn to keep things clean for health and safety. I don't think Jodie Marsh really understands the job.

  • I don't know who she is but it looks like she needs to be humbled asap. That's what sweeping the floor is for. How else are you going to weed out divas like her?

  • am a tattooist and i would say Exactly the same as him thats how everybody starts i did it and all my tattooing mates did it and my apprentice does it

    no tattooist spends all there time in the studio tattooing....if she wants to be a tattooist she's no different to anyone else just because she's famous Soak it up and get on with it ..................

  • I would never get tattooed by her... who would...

  • She makes a valid point. The show is "Tattoo Apprentice" not "Janitor Apprentice".  If this were just a regular entry position, that would be one thing...this is a show for television, you're gonna waste her time and everyone else's with fucking floor sweeping? What a fucking Neanderthal.

  • Tattoo artists do not take people seriously anymore when it come to being a tattoo apprentice because of bullshit shows like this.

  • Thats one seriously fucked up nose she has,she looks well weird now.

    Grab the the brush and fucking beat her up with it.

  • Does she honestly think that tattooists spend 100% of their time tattooing?

  • yep BOYcot london ink . louie malloy why on earth did you get part in this programme . just lame as her. wonder if jodie gave some specials on him / shame on you MALLOY . if you areading this you have been sold out as a joke tatooist. just disrespected the nice market. fair play on the bloke who did not want to traing Jodie . true trooper and full RESPECT MAN

  • oh by the way please change that dress sense you are not Kat VON D . when the lime light runs she just have to do something . First it was Jodie up the ass sorry up the IIyle . now Jodie tatooing her stuppid parents . poor dad got to live with that horrible thing . get a life woman . your just losing repect . this is why Jordan is still classier. My question is why are people making these programmes coz tAtooing is not a joke . whole thing just puts british tatooing as a joke. does anyone agree

  • jodie should do what she does best and just be a slut , this is a comple joke. . a tattoo is for life and should not be messed about. She is trying to be KAT from LA ink, even dressing like her and dying her hair, you will never be like her . Kat can draw but you cant. A three year old can do better than this. Malone bloke should be embarrssed to take part in this programme as its just looks tackyand loses respect.Had a lot of respect for this bloke before not now. does anyone agree with me

  • bring back the 70's! fucken panzzy ass new fucken kids of today... im glad i started way before the computer times, thats when tattooing was real tattooing and real men and real women tattooed. today, if the fucken pc is down, they they cant do the tattoo or if they broke a finger nail they need a week off! the tattoo magic has gone and the new guys are all selling it out with their how to tattoo dvds and shit. shame on them..

  • does she even know how to draw?

  • She's such a moron! Some people can't find tattooing apprenticeships that easy, she gets one straight away and she's moaning about sweeping an effing floor??? Idiot.

  • I like her and I think she looks the most gorgeous she has ever looked.

  • Only air heads will get tattooed by Jodie Marsh, to get their 'celebrity fix', everyone associated with the her on this piece of TV crap from the tattoo world have set the industry back by by years and encourage a new breed of scratchers - shame on you Malloy and Gold. What next for Jodie, Celebrity abortionist or dentist? - what a joke.

  • Fucking clueless arsewipe waste of fucking space bimbo-brained bitch.

  • theres no point in learning to tattoo if you cant get all the cleaning spot on thats one one of the most important things people can get infections if the place isn't clean

  • WHAT A FUCKING TWAT!!!! DOES SHE EVEN HAVE A CLUE???? Cant believe Louie is supporting her....he is just as much a joke as her!!! BOYCOT LONDON INK AND LOUIE MALLOY!!!!!.... HE HAS SOLD OUT!!!!!

  • shut the fuck up and sweep the fucking floor. everyone else has had to do it why the fuck shouldnt she. i havent been an apprentice for about 4 years and i still sweep the fucking floor from time to time. who the fuck does she think she is. i would have been much more harsh than that dude.

  • Apprentice lesson 1: Punch her in the face, step on her hands and tell her to get the fuck out.

  • No one in tattooing should apprentice anyone for at least 10 years. There are way too many people doing this now 99% of which totally suck. You get what you pay for people. This show is a fail.

  • wow, fuck that bitch. I've been tattooing almost 10 years, I swept the floors every day while I apprenticed. Here I am 10 years later, I still sweep the floors everyday. Take out the trash too. Who the hell is she anyway?

  • Repeats when?

  • what a fucking douche.

    jumping on every trend wagon going. tried her hand at being a lesbian for a bit, now she wants to be a tattooist, just because it's in fashion.

    someone who just can't get to grips with the fact all she'll ever be good for is showing her tits to horny little teenage boys.

    i love tattoos and have loads, she just takes the piss and makes them look tacky and vile.

  • What a stupid fucking bint, fuck off back to page 3 u cunt

  • Thanks to trendy tattoo tv shows, there are now hundreds of bad tattooist out there.

    If you can't draw then you'll never ever be a great tattooist.

  • this looks like a fun shoeewww whats wrong with her face!?

  • @FordPerfect whats right with it more like! this woman is such a twat

  • grab the broom bitch!

  • @1979RED1 exactly.

    three words: Pay Your Due's.

  • I sweep the floors in my shop, so what right does she think she has, just cause shes famous, that she can skip working from the bottom, i bet she cant even fucking draw.

    I Hate all these shows making tattooing look like a joke. 

  • @losttheplot2006 right on brother.

  • @losttheplot2006 true but she is still bangtidy

  • When is this going to be on repeat?

  • I would give anything just to sweep the floor of a tattoo studio! It's SO hard to get an apprenticeship, and this gobby cow thinks she can just waltz in and do things her way. It doesn't work like that.

    If she's not willing to put in the years of hard work and dedication, she shouldn't even get a whiff of this opportunity.

    Her tattoos are crap, she can't draw... and what the fuck is up with her nose?! There's nothing about her that's even remotely likeable.

  • This makes me so angry, theres just gunna be a shit storm of stupid Jodie Marsh fans (i cant believe there is such people) wanting to do exactly the same as her, she has no idea the dedication it takes to become an artist, what did she think she was just gunna be handed a machine and be let lose on people? what an idiot.

  • good on her doing what she whats to do!!!!!!!!! cleaning floors maybe 20 years ago

  • dmax is a joke airing this crap. insult to everyone in tattooing, anyone in tattooing that supports this or even watches it is a complete moron. shes an embarrassment to society.

  • This woman IS a waste of time!

  • DMAX , a channel for morons.

  • Good on the man for telling her that!! Jodie marsh is always jumping on the band wagon of things if it wasn't for her status she would never have got that apprenticeship and i know one of the places that let her do a bit of her apprenticeship!!

  • Sweeping IS part of it though... Its about having a CLEAN environment to tattoo in. Shes an idiot.

  • I've done two apprentiships over the course of 5 years and done little tattooing, shes such a cunt.

    how does it have relevance ? lets see. he has to clean up before and after he makes that tattoo doesn't he?

    you fucking twaaaaaaaaaat

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  • @fizzie1959 She didnt walk out of bb, she was voted off.

  • such an idiot

  • stay the fuck away from me bitch. you need your ass wiped by a real female tattooer like the broad from white trash tattoo. you are one of the Many who are screwing up the tattoo industry. I know tattooers who are retireing early because of cunts like this

  • I sincerely hope this show bombs...and she ends up broke peddling her ass on the street corner where she belongs.

  • i hate her so much!!!

  • fuckin daft cunt!! shut up and sweep the damn floor. she's a waste of fuckin skin. i wouldn't let her anywhere near me with a machine she has no fuckin clue how much work & dedication an apprenticeship takes. this show blows what an awful idea

  • the relevance to that piece is ..... [u dumb fuck]

    is that, you had a tattoo done in a safe,clean and clinical environment! you need to learn how to clean the shop and have an understanding of how clean an environment it needs to be, you stupid "celebrity" fuck! if you dont understand that then take your plastic bags and fuck off!

  • she wants to the UK version of Kat Von D - but without the training, quality, respect and passion ... trash is as trash does

  • ha ha, grab a mob you flid!

  • what a stupid fuck :D

  • what a waste of money whoever filmed this shite. I dont get what type of target audience your pitching this for? Anyone who respects tattoos is gonna hate this shit and anyone who is a fan of Jody wouldnt understand her change in career prospects.

    Find something interesting to document please.

  • what a cunt that woman is. i was running round like a dick for years before they let me go anywhere near a fukin sweeping brush. shes only doing this to make money.

  • You're all fucking up the tattooworld, money grabbing cunts, tattooing is a lifestyle, not a fashion style

  • Jodie Marsh is a fucking waste of space. Suck it up Woman. It's part and parcel of doing an apprenticeship. Also, did she really need to be wearing that much makeup? Or namedrop Louis Malloy? Fucking Joker.

  • she could of swept the floor in the 5 minuites she was arguing

  • Jodie is hot!!!

  • @Chefkoch523 HA are you blind or desperate??????????

  • APPRENTICE??

    JODIE THAT'S WHAT APPRENTICE'S DO LOVE!!

    YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PROFESSION CANT WAIT TO SEE THE RESPONSE YOU GET AT A CONVENTION BY ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE SACRIFICES TO GET WHERE THEY ARE TODAY

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