Steven Segal Movie Review: Attack Force Part 3

[Coruscant98]

This movie needs a sequel...

[Phoenix110189]

What happened to Seagal, Above the Law, hard to Kill were great films back in the day, and then there's ATTACK FORCE! Surely if Seagal has watched any of his crappy direct to DVD films, he would be appalled and ashamed to be called an actor, I would be.

[2010Barbon]

swat a fly while taking a dump LMAOOOO!!

[BklynBryan]

ATTACK FORCE 2 !!!

[TheDiamond123123]

DUDE, your reviews are spot on... you speak clearly and ... totally reading my mind...

but one shouldn't take seagal too seriously, you only see this kind of humor in southpark, you can just skip watching old mad tv episodes and watch a movie with 1h30min of chees humor :D

but anyway, supreme reviews :D

[Squallxx1ionhart]

@TheDiamond123123 I totally get where your coming from and yea i agree NO ONE should take Seagal seriously even me, but it just baffles me how other people take him so seriously as well as how his more recent films seem to try and take the guy seriously too.

He's an 80's action star thats never really adapted well to modern cinema and Attack Force is perhaps one of the better examples of this.

[TheDiamond123123]

@Squallxx1ionhart

yes I agree, it's mind bogling how people DO take him seriously... and he takes himself seriously as well, WAY too seriously. I mean REALLY seriously...

search youtube for "steven seagals claims to be god", that's allways a goodie... 0_o, I mean if you haven't seen it allready.

[lowandfast]

I caught this by chance on Five USA and was astonished by the idiotic plot and the shocking Seagal dubbing which led me to looking it up on the net and seeing how pathetic it's background is. I'm actually a fan of Seagals earlier work (and Exit Wounds), but there can be no denying his direct to DVD films have been truly dreadful, and this one trumps the lot. Great review though mate, the best thing to come out of this film!

[topmaster1000]

thanks for the review. i glad you did it. i will never see this piece of shit.

[raymondleeleggs]

I havent even been to film scool but is planning to make a Scifi action film and I don't even have a budget and I can make a better effort than this movie!

[adorianvlad]

Squall, this was the best movie review I've ever seen, really!

Did you see some of Dolph Lundgren's latest movies? I don't know what happened with these guys...

[movieaddict19]

Van Damme is awesome, 01marky is a fuckin idiot!!

[01marky]

Mate, I think VanDamme is a shit actor ok, The Shepherd is shit so is JCVD, they are bad, haven't seen second in command, but mate, renegade justice was shit how can you say that was a good film, he clearly couldn't be bothered whilst making it so it's hardly a surprise why big budget studios aren't hiring him as he can't be bothered to act. I admit, under siege was good and during his prime he wasn't a shit actor but he still wasn't a great actor, So don't lecture me on shit ok.

[renegadeexpress1983]

Seagal's recent direct-to-DVD movies have all been more or less bad. At best they have been watchable. When "Mercenary for Justice" came out, I thought it couldn't get any worse and then he proved me wrong by doing "Attack Force". Many of the movies have suffered from incoherent scripts, bad dubbing (Seagal's character changing voices from one scene to the next) and lack of fighting scenes. I'm glad to say "Renegade Justice") departs from this trend. The story is pretty straightforward.

[renegadeexpress1983]

Have you seen Highlander the source?

[01marky]

I haven't, That must be bad.

[01marky]

This is a good review, Steven Seagal is a terrible actor, he even claimed to have fought the Yakuza over a dojo he owns but it was a lie. If you want a bad Steven Seagal film watch Renegade Justice, I write film reviews for a college magazine called Hammered, I don't have a website to visit sorry.

[renegadeexpress1983]

Renegade Justice is awsome!

This guy should review Van Damme's latest crap films ie Derailed, The Hard Corps, The Order, Wake of Death, Until Death! How would you feel going from big screen budget films, to this shit? I much prefer Segal over Van Damme! 7th dan Segal kicks ass!

[01marky]

Renegade Justice was a piece of shit, if you had any taste in film you would agree, I've seen wake of death, the order, derailed and the hard corps, wake of death was ok but the hard corps, the order and derailed were shit, I never said VanDamme was a good actor and I didn't mention him once. If you like them fair enough, it's just this guy wanted my opinion so I gave him one, and don't give me a lecture about going from big budget to shit because if you sore his acting it's hardly surprising.

[renegadeexpress1983]

You know shit! Second in Command, The Shepherd border control, JCVD, all suck! Renegade Justice is better than, those crappy efforts! So don't lecture me about what's good and what aint!

[mechfan1981]

i loved this review.. i finally watched the movie after buying it a year ago straight through. i would always turn it off and i cant believe the error they did with the story.. entertaining review :)

[Squallxx1ionhart]

thanks a lot dude :D

it just made me really anrgy that I wasted over an hour of my life watching this crap when I could of watched something much better and more entertaining (like Heat for example)it just floored me how bad it was lol so tats why i did the review. to be honest i could of rambled on about so many things but i tried my best to highlight the worst parts of the film :P