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  • now orangutang win they are Lorne program is disabled privateer

  • This is silly. The chimp must weight half what that guy weigth and chimp arms are strong as fuck, if I'm not mistaken they can be as strong as that man's, so to have a fair competition the dude should have somehow been in a place with less gravity.

    Holy shit, let's take this show to the moon.

  • come on -_- are you really comparing how long a monkey can hang to a gymnast..

  • "Taunting him"! my god, fucking americans!

  • @gazzage92 no the orangutan was taunting the human, to make him lose his grip

  • @dredonBIRDYbird no the orangutan wasn't! because it doesn't know the concept of taunting you mong!

  • @gazzage92 the orangutan isnt stupid, and even if the human was taunting the orangutan, its not like its going to attack him..lol whats wrong with being an american? i dont know why your trying to argue with me like a little 4 year old, calling me a mong but you were obviously not raised right by your parents...my point is that the orangutan can taunt, and it was taunting the human by swinging, peeing, scratching and eating

  • @dredonBIRDYbird actually primates are pretty unpredictable and dangerous, it could have seen the guy staring as a challenge and attack him, and an orangutan could quite easily fuck a human up really badly. And there is nothing wrong with being an American, its just the saying "all American" sounds incredibly douchey.

  • @JustSiouxMe humans are primeapes too, and im not american im canadian lol and no orangutans are pretty calm and arent as agressive as chimpanzee's but still that orangutan wasnt fulyl grown, i wasnt hating on americans i was defending them

  • @dredonBIRDYbird yes you are right, we are primates. And also, North America is a continent. Canada is one of the countries that make up that continent. Therefor, you technically are American. And I was just saying that saying someone is "all american" as they do with the gymnast in this video sounds pretty conceited.

  • It would be good to see them have an arm wrestle! the orangutan would win hands down.

  • @Bigviking556 yeah, its to bad we humans didnt keep our ancestors strenght

  • @dredonBIRDYbird we got bigger brains instead

  • @JustSiouxMe yeah i know and we can easiler get knocked out because of our big brains

  • LMAO....man vs orangutan in hanging....wow human lose

  • @subbie530 yeah it should be orangutan and human standing contest, lol human win

  • Why does the orangutan wear pants?

  • This is stupid as f*ck since the orangutan doesn't even realize that it's a competition. It's just being told to hang there.

  • you know, after thinking about this video a second, i realize a sobering truth. we WANT the human to win, because really, nature is a cruel bitch. but here's the reality; the ape pissed it's pants in boredom before the smug human in front of him "won". it was the HUMANS who were retarded enough to do this shit, not the damn ape. and damn sad.

  • good god. look at that ape child. it does NOT. give. a. fuck. this was no more a competition than the match between our SPITand gravity. well, this is what i get for trusting FOX REALITY with my "man vs. beast" needs.

  • what a joke, of coarse the ape would win they spend their whole lives hanging in trees. Thats like asking a chimp to beat a human in a 5K race

  • how can anyone take this seriously?

  • this is the dumbest

  • "match" for retarded people...

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I'm pretty sure the orangutang wins on all fronts except rule following.

  • Haha at least one hand must remain on the bar at all times... Wow no way

  • This is just so, so stupid.

    lol

  • Lol "the orangutan is taking that dead serious" Are you fu*king serious?

  • This is so freakin' offensive. Who says animals don't have "heart and soul"? The orangutan doesn't even understand the human concept of competition. Does this show exist purely to make sure the rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid?

  • @JutaStokes Yes.

  • Lol at orangutang He owned

  • "It appears to be losing water weight" Lol, like an orangutan needed a reason to piss itself.

  • Man, has heart and soul WTF... yeah right.

  • This is about as compelling as watching someone die in a plastic bag against a goldfish.

  • @timdavies90 hahaha love the sarcasm!

  • They edited out the part where the orangutan killed himself with the electric wires because he lost.

  • 1st grabbing the side pole is an illegal move, but individually resting your arms every 10 seconds isn't?

    2nd even if the Monkey touched the side pole with its feet, it still continued to hang after the guy dropped.

    3rd its a MONKEY, it doesn't know its in a competition and what is or isn't an illegal move. This is just stupid.

  • Bam-Bam is incredibly intimidating

  • so damn retarded you tell a monkey not to touch the sides they dont know

  • this is compleltly stupid 

  • these announcers are fucking idiots

  • Wow, and I thought Paradise Hotel was a stupid TV show. -_-

  • @Niobesnuppa

    i liked paradise hotel :(

  • god damnit this is gay

  • I didn't think these sorts of things were legal in the first place.

  • WOOT! WE WON!

    HUMANS! HUMANS! HUMANS!

  • that's fucking stupid, "illegal move"? how fuckin stupid. the monkey clearly didn't know. The monkey won hands down, the guy had to rest his individual arms from time to time, the monkey didn't, go monkey!

  • taunting the gymnist what the fuck hahahahaha

  • The most adept human vs an average orangutan. What a match up.

  • How exactly is height and weight an advantage?

  • this is stupid

  • TAUNTING HIM

  • Haha just listen to those people commentating, made me laugh :P

  • this is the most retarded thing i have ever seen

  • for fucks sake, that orangutan clearly had no idea what was going on

  • @fingerlikengood No no, Bam bam was clearly taunting the gymnast,.

  • Oh my god.

    Illegal move. I will never again laugh so hard.

  • HEART AND SOUL WELL IM PRETTY SURE THE BEAST meaning the orangutan HAS THAT ASWELL... IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER... this isnt the 1930's

  • Actual event at 2:40

    Fuck, I hate US shows sometimes.

  • ILLEGAL MOVE

    ILLEGAL MOVE

    ILLEGAL MOVE

  • @jacksfilms You read Cracked ( or at least Seanbaby) too? YES. <3

  • I think you guys are taking this too seriously, it seems obvious that the show is meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

  • The pore animal just got bored, it's like if i had to have a standing contest with a dog, I'd probably just get bored and leave.

  • CRACKED WUZ HERE YET AGAIN

  • hes takeing a piss now hes serise!

  • Very serious right now swinging back and forth? What the fuck?

  • A feet-free competition? Does this strike anyone else as kind of set up so the guy would win due to a technicality?

  • technically the gymnast won, but in real life, I mean if not for that incident where the ape got disqualified (as you can see, the ape was having more of a good time than he was taking this competition seriously.. haha), the ape would most definitely win.

  • yeah, ILLIGAL MOVE :D:D IT WAS SO FUCKINg srs DAMN

  • Illegal move? lol

  • 0:23 Which one is the Olympian?

  • The gymnast definitely would've lost if it hadn't been for that technicality at the end. He was switching hands and straining the entire time while the orangutan never moved either hand once. The ape just got bored because the "challenge" wasn't challenging to him.

  • The orangutan pees at 4:38 and still hangs on to the bar. Lets see the human do that!!!!

  • @metrafuel If anything peeing while hanging on the to bar would make it easier.

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  • I Laughed When I Seen The Tale Of The Tape

  • Yeah, hanging contests are one of the few phsyical contests where women can routinely beat men, because they are lighter! Unless you get a really light dude. They should have put the french guy, spiderman who climbs skyscrapers against the ape. that would be cool.

  • How is weight an advantage? America.....(retards).

  • Animals are only good at a specific thing, while humans are good at everything.

  • oh america....

  • 1:45 rofl, advantage in weight? in this case, it would be advantageous to be lighter weight, so no, the human does not have the advantage.

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  • The Orangutan isn't tired, the Human is. However, this is due to a difference of evolutionary adaption. The Orang has evolved to do this over millions of years.  However, Humans have evolved endurance stanima, the Orangutan obviously can't run for days in the heat chasing down prey until they collapse of tiredness. So saying "humans are weaker than animals" isn't always true.

  • Well it is obvious that animals best humans strenght, speed and endurance.

    At the end of each competition in this show man are exausted while animals are ready to go all over which to me is a winner already. I am working on my muscle endurance for years now and its much more challanging to achieve as a human, while all the animals are gifted with super endurance.

  • "illegal move"? rofl..

  • Ahahahah the man didn't win

    THAT IS SUCH BULL SHIT, THIS SHOW IS BULL SHIT LOL

  • WTF? Bs.

  • That guy put some kind of powder on his hands to help him grip, that is cheating in my book. If you cant beat the ape without using some extra source then you shouldnt compete.

  • Only Americans would put together a dumbass show like this... Why would they declare the person the winner when he fell off first?! wtf kind of logic is that?

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  • this is the biggest piece of shit i've ever seen "illegal move," really? that orangutan would have outlasted this guy by hours if it wasn't for that bullshit

  • Why are they talking about the orangutan like it has a game plan? "Yeah the orangutan is looking very focused and is taunting his opponent, trying to make him lose his grip" fucking idiots xD

  • lol what the fuck is this

  • Really?? We need to have shows like these to reassure us that we're the "bigger, badder" species? Not only do we make ourselves look stupid all on out own, but the animals make us look stupid without them even trying... so full of FAIL

  • what show is his plz tell me

  • most retarded vid ever. WTF youtube?!

  • Orangutans have no hearts

  • this is fucking retarded.

  • I cant hang for 15 secs

  • Hey, if a world class gymnast can only hang for six and a half minutes, I'm suddenly less bothered by the fact that I can only hang for one!

    (If the orangutan had understood what was going on, it probably really could have hung there all day. Hanging for them is like standing for us).

  • Ape won, man is mad so he tries to act like he won.

  • That orangutan should've won.

  • Anyone who has worked with orangutans knows how gentle they are - hardly "beasts" and if you look in the eyes of orangutan, you don't doubt they have a soul.

  • estupido

    

  • this is a reason why america needs to be nuked! and then its remains nuked for good measure!

  • @jzalexander WWIII? Nah...the UK falls EXTREMELY short in that battle. But bring it on motherfucker!!

  • @mikeyadigone dusnt spite the fact that these people need sterilized.

  • @jzalexander Hmm, so is there a reason why the entirety of the world; including america, managed to kick the english back to their shit island?

    Or maybe its the fact America came to the rescue of multiple nations in its time, INCLUDING England and France? Or best of all the fact that its one of the youngest countries and manages to be massive super power?(Failure of economy due to socialist president doesn't count though)

  • @jzalexander Yeah? Well why don't join up with SNLA or PIRA or some pathetic terrorist organization, attack the U.S. since you hate a Amercans so much, and get sniped down by some badass Army SF guy or Navy SEAL?

  • @mikeyadigone why dont u go have A SINGLE beer, get fucked, fuck your sister and go on the dole u incestuous scum bag. Fuckin got beaten by viet-nam! ahaha big america beaten by farmers and women u bunch of in-bred arse holes!

  • @jzalexander At least we fought for our independence against the British and won!!! Hahahaha

  • @mikeyadigone for what? a country full of dumb ass sister fucking red necks? you're forgetting... im scottish not english, you just prove what a cousin fucking twat that u are!

  • @jzalexander I know you're Scottish dumbass. Hence the reason I said you should go join the SNLA. Or do you even know what the SNLA is?? You've been fucked by the English so hard you don't even know your own heritage. Hahaha

  • @jzalexander And you may be Scottish, but guess what, you reside in the "United Kingdom". United my ass, more like the enlgish felt bad for you scotch-irish bastards and got tired of exterminating all of you so they decided to make you "united".

  • @jzalexander "dusnt"?? God you're fucking retarded...

  • @jzalexander yeh im scottish mate... not english so i dont give a fuck bout the 'red coats'... ur country needs a more socialist president who can outlaw guns, get taxes up, stop the cuban trade boycott. what u have now is two right wing parties! ur an idiot even in ur own country mate!

  • @jzalexander ur an indoctrinated joke who probably got beaten by ur father in the name of the lord! so go get fucked retard!

  • @jzalexander Alright, you win! You just called yourself a retard so I'm satisfied in my victory. But I just want to quickly point out that America isn't simply made of "red necks". Whoever told you that is simply ignorant. And keep in mind that between the year 1710 to 1725 over 200,000 scotch-irish immigrated from Ulster to the 13 colonies. Now an estmitated 36.3 million people in America claim some sort of Irish or Scottish descent. And the majority of which are probably "red necks" by now.

  • @jzalexander One last thing, "red necks" typically live in rural communities/areas, and those people only make up 16% of the American population. The rest live in urban/suburban areas. Regardless, "red necks" have been given a bad name by ignorant people such as yourself. Typically the average rural or "red neck" citizen consist of the most hard working, patriotic, and conservative people in this nation, willing to fight for and protect the sovereignty of the United States. Maybe I am "redneck".

  • @mikeyadigone as i said no good fucking cultist red neck!

  • @jzalexander Learn the difference between 'its' and 'it's' dumbass

  • i hate how in so many videos they refer to monkey as a beast. he doesn't know that he is being put there for humans to watch and laugh at. humans wouldn't survive one day doing what those animals do.

  • uh oh bam bam is losing his shorts

  • THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

    

  • as if this fukin looser won. like the orangutan knew what the fuk was goin on

  • Who would watch this utter load of shite?

    Oh are they American accents I hear? Oh right. Yeah. Fair Enough.

    Programme's a joke.

  • lol that orangutan peed!!! lol

  • This is like the most racist show... towards animals.

  • Now boxer vs gorilla =D

  • @whestdragon

    Someone would die if that happened

  • Orangutans have hearts and souls. Amen.

  • This shit was a fucking joke. The orangutan was just bored. She coulda hung there all day if she wanted to. Who the hell are these frauds trying to fool? Stupid human tricks...

  • the orangutan would have one if the he acually needed to hang there, i thing it is more of the orangutan got bored not tired of hanging and wanted to do some thing else.

  • lol that monkey is great

  • Is this guy retarded thats not a legit win. thats what Orangutans do alllll fucking day. every gawd dang day!!!

  • While I have absolutely no doubt that the Orang would've killed it if it knew what was going on and why it was there, but I still thumbed this up because, you've gotta admit, that dudes grip is fuckin' impressive.

  • what the fuck is this stupid bullshit, the orangutan was still hanging there

  • This pissed me off, that orangutan could of hung on it allllll day obviously it didnt realise the rules this is fucking bullshit

  • this seems liek a very strange competition, but at the same time its a super interesting one xD

  • pretty good for a 5 or 10 year old

  • This is bullshit. Make the gymnast arm wrestle the orangutan and the orangutan will break his fucking arm. The Orangutan's life is based around its grip, strength, and agility and he is basically training all day every day during LIFE. This show is a joke.

  • Orangutan wins. Illegal move my *** lol.

  • the orangutan is not treating as a compition

  • Haha 5'3" that's not a man.

  • Fucky quality

  • this is so dumb. the orangutan could hang there for hours. and the thing is this isnt even an adult orangutan, which could probably hang for even longer.

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  • 5:33 Should've gave him some Trident Layers. Would've worked.

  • the people running this show are morons

  • Man against beast: math

  • @ChieftainNoah awww ;)

  • "yeah the orangutan is takin this dead serious right now" lol

  • Lmao, i like how the guy was giving the orangatan a massage

    

  • No shot of cause the guy was gunna lose

  • excellent hang

  • orangutangs live in trees 100 feet up, no shit he would have won.

  • That is stupid, the orangutan would clearly have won.

  • This is the biggest load of bullshit ever, the orangutan hangs on trees everyday of their lives and they have 5 times the body strength of a human. It probably didnt know about rules.

  • 2:20 "I'm gonna eat you"

    Scary ape...

  • if the ape really knew what was going on he wuda killed the shit outa this kid

  • fuckin orangutans always trying to cheat at everyhing...

  • orangutan doesn't know gravity..

  • man lost liars

  • this goes to show that evolution is not what rednecks rack it up to be

    just cus both humans and orangutans evolved from lesser primates doesnt mean we both evolved in the same exact manner...

    obviously physics strenght wasnt a priority over BRAINS

  • heart and soul? BAHAHAHHAHAHHAA good one

  • How is weight an advantage here?

  • these tests are bullshit, these animals have no concept of rules, they don't realize they're being forced to compete

  • @thegunslinger30 yeah they should make it insane for man to win like the giant bear vs kobayashi

  • the orangutan obviously would have won but it has no need to prove it, he'd rather play on the bar then compete... leave it to the American's to try and prove they are better then everything on the planet.

  • @J0hnny0lives

    Leave it to JohnnyOlives to come off like a complete dolt.

  • @poopymcdoopy a dolt? k.

  • @J0hnny0lives

    Yeah, pretty much.

  • the gymnast has chalk. cheating douche

  • Contest is not legit should have been a bar hanging from a celling or something higher. Ape cannot be expected to know that touching sides is DQ. Hes even easily hanging afterwards. Its obvious the man was having a harder time.