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  • Snakes from Hell, i cant help but laugh alomg with phil

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  • lmao.

  • Snakes from hell? as in a Hell Snakes?.. Hmm, sounds like something from a D&D Game XD

  • :D i wonder what would happen if we dug up all the graves. would we find crushed skulls in the caskets. all hammered to little pieces.

    probably :D

  • @UninstallingWindows Well, I guess we unbelievers are lucky that no one has ever dug up a grave, which would obviously yield uncontrovertible proof that Islam is true.

  • @UninstallingWindows

    i wonder what moohammad does if a body is cremated :D

    allah waits until a flower grows from the ashes, and then goes and hammers that?

    damn islam is so complicated that it takes entire lifetime to understand its overwhelming truth :D

  • "Snakes....... ...and ONE scorpion" XD Oh god I lost it there.. LOL

  • WHAT THE HELL(pun intendid)!!! 810 heads??? My white flag is out and waving too.

  • You've got me converted too. I mean, the guy might be wrong, but can i really risk it? 9-headed uber-snakes raping my corpse. I guess i'd be a fool not to praise Allah.

    Srsly, if a single person other than the guy in the vid really believes this shit, they're lost causes.

  • @selvmordspilot Hejsa! :)

    I would actually be interested in hearing how many muslims actually buy into this particular version of punishment.

    This guy is a goner, to say the least.

  • @Gnug215

    Pretty much all Muslims who know it do (as they must), because it's what Muhammad himself said (Sahaih Bukhari 23:422, 456 and Sunan Abu-Dawud 40:4735), and if Muhammad said that 2+2=13.6 then for a Muslim it's true and anything else would be demonic thoughts. The mere thought of having the slightest doubt in anything in qur'an or sunnah is something to ask forgiveness for. This is how far childhood indoctrination can get people! Sad but true.

    Thanks for helping to keep this gem online.

  • It's so strange seeing someone use a computer and at the same time fear some ridiculous ancient myth.

  • @laserbuddha Lol, yeah. But then, he does mention some other high-tech items... such as hammers.

  • @Gnug215 Yeah, for him hammers are high-tech and computers must be some kind of dark magic.

    I feel pity for this guy; living his life in fear of these kind of fairy tales that you could scare the average 5 year old with. He looked genuinely afraid when he talks about it.

    Btw nice video. Hope it stays up!

  • @laserbuddha He really did look scared, I agree. He really looked genuine through the whole thing, and as if he sincerely believed that the stuff he was saying would frighten people. But then, perhaps he was aiming at the average 5-year-old?

    I hope the vid stays up, too. It's already been pulled once (so I made small changes.)

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

  • I liked the original version of this video better

  • Hmm. Yours is still up. I should have done what you did.

  • My first upload got a complaint. This is a new version, and it doesn't look like anyone's on to me yet. :)

  • Snakes from hell, LMFAO! it sounds like a low-budget horror flick on the sci-fi channel.

  • Hehe, indeed. And we're talking VERY low budget here.

  • Very low! Lower that my YouTube vids...lol. In fact, so low it's not even in the production phase yet. Instead, it's just floating around inside Allah's brain in his "good ideas" section, along with "53 virgins," "head smashing," and "how to make 'em feel pain even after they die." LMFAO!

    Cheers buddy!

  • Lol, I wonder what he was on when he thought up the hammers.

    Seriously... "Hmm, how to really punish someone? Of course! Hammers! They hurt, right? Ooh, I'll have TWO hammers at once! That's gonna hurt double! zomg!"

    Ah well... good fun.

  • ya that mothafucka is athiest and at 6:39 he said "oh god" what a retard! i mean that Muslim dude obvioulsy isnt good at explaining his relegion, but ur equally retarded!

  • Oh no! Not the incredible "ur retarded" argument!

    And the "Muslim dude obvioulsy isnt good at explaining his relegion"?

    That's a bit of an understatement, isn't it? He is, however, fully capable of making videos about it (surprisingly, if you ask me), and evidently also adept at sending out false privacy complaints, which is the real issue here, but I don't suppose you have anything to say about that?

  • @Gnug215 about what? having him complaining about you using his image as a purpose of laughter? no, not really! but lets just say athiests claim they don't worship anything, i believe athiesm is a relegion, u know why? cuz they start hiding behind lies, just hiding from the truth, and everything is is about ME, ME, & more ME! so it ends up to a relegion which makes u worship urself! or worship the devil! i got a lot more to say but unfortunatley i cant say much in 1 youtube comment!

  • Well, I'm glad you're admitting that the privacy complaints were false, at least.

    Atheism is a religion because they start hiding behind lies? You mean like real religions?

    I'd say it's a good thing that YouTube comments are so limited, because the amount of nonsense you have been able to cram into one comment already is more than enough.

    So many words, so few actual arguments. "Lies! Worship yourself, worship the devil!" That's about what we got so far.

  • @Gnug215 a lot of you would say, if God created good, then he created evil, and if God created evil, then God is evil!

    well, does cold exist? NO, its the abscence of heat, so does evil exist already? NO, its the abscence of good! and don't think of God as someone after ur ass waiting for u to do something wrong so he could punish u! No, think of him as someone to guide you, like when ur parents gave u birth, u most likely hated lots of things they made u do, but it waz for ur own good!

  • Is that supposed to be convincing in any way?

    I'm an ex-theist, I've heard this stuff before - in fact, I've fully believed these things myself. And always, always, it was just a foundation resting on itself. There was never any external, testable evidence.

    I found that strange, and I still do. Don't you?

  • @Gnug215 you were an "ex-athiest"?! funny, then if u have no relegion, and not an athiest, what are u?! testable evidence? like what? supernatural shit? i haven't tested anything like that before ya, but the Quraan is enough! i mean if u read it, everything relies about life is mentioned there, im not a very relegous person that knows everything about it, but i know what im talking about! so if ur not athiest, what are u?!

  • No, that reads "ex-THEIST". And ex-Christian, to be more specific. And I'm not an atheist because I am agnostic to the question of the existence of God/gods.

    And yes, testable evidence. You know, that method we usually use when we want to know something?

    I've heard plenty of arguments from the Quran, and it was all nonsense, so...

  • @Gnug215 Thats where hatred comes from, don't call something nonsense cuz u don't believe in it! u can alwayz show the people ur point of view without disrespecting the relegion itself, it makes u look like a pissed off, jelous , ignorant retarded athiest! lmao, thats what they all say: "Agnostic"!

  • All the arguments I heard were nonsense, because they made no sense to be, (thus, non-sense), and they were not convincing. What else would I call them?

    My point of view? Well, I mirrored this video because it was falsely flagged. Am I not allowed to do that?

    Ah, and more name calling, even when you're criticising the act of name calling. Why should anyone respect you and your religion when you do that?

    And yes, agnostic, not-knowing. That's the proper word for it.

  • @Gnug215 well, i dont give names unless i see someone calling ME names, like in a real life, im no internet gangster or anything, im a peacfull person that wont fuck with nobody, but if u try to start something, i would knock ur ass out, thats how it wprks for me! so u start laughing at my relegion, then you complain about how im giving names! and i already know what "agnostic" means thank you!

  • Physical threats, too. Nice.

    The video (that I didn't make) makes fun of that one person and his arguments. Beyond that, I am fully allowed to make fun of your religion and its arguments - if they're ridiculous, which they clearly are here, wouldn't you agree?

    I'm glad you know what agnostic means. But why then did you object to its use? I am agnostic towards the existence of God/gods. It's that simple. What in that is not acceptable to you?

  • @78moneymaka78 How dumb are you really? In less than 2 sentances you go from " I am no internet gangster" to "i would knock your ass out".... You pathetic gutless stupid little piece of mobile Malaysian turd. Your leaders suck the dried semen from the floors of the brothels which litter your capitol like cow pats in a field. Your religious leaders still think they are living in the 1600's and vermin like you are not taken out and beaten for being so ignorant. You are nothing but an oxygen thief

  • @Fromanttodugong i dont have to be an internet gangsta just cuz i said something tough cuz the thing is, its true! i CAN knock some people out & it aint none of ur business! and eventhough im there, i aint malaysian! and ur retarded racist jokes cant get to me! fuck my leaders! im my own leader unlike you, u propably suckin ur government's diplomatic penis!

    and ur nuttin' butta whitebread, redneck, chicken shit motherfucker!

  • @78moneymaka78.... You could have saved the effort of a long post and just admitted that you were an utter and total idiot.

  • @Fromanttodugong no thx cuz it looks more like YOUR an idiot!

  • @78moneymaka78 Do you realize that ain't isn't a real word?

  • @michalchik ya i do, so?!

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  • @Gnug215 sorry for the spelling mistakes, i waz typing quickly!

  • @Gnug215 so im not here to talk about the "snakes from hell" and the "steel hammer" just be more open minded and listen to people who make more sense than this guy! or just read the quraan with the english translation, then make up ur mind! ive seen athiests converting to Islam before! athiests that are evn a lot more educated than u are!

  • So I should be open-minded towards someone who calls atheists "mothafuckas" and me "retarded"?

    You are assuming that I haven't listened to people who make more sense than this guy. I've listened, and I'm not convinced. In fact, after listening I've become more and more convinced that it's all nonsense.

    Have you listened?

    Also, you're assuming that I'm an atheist.

  • @Gnug215 well i use the word "mothafuckas" even with friends! what do u expect from a rap fan?! and a rapper too! im not assuming! lol, you ARE an athiest! andi'm pretty sure i waz mentioning points that make sense!

  • I'm sure it was a term of endearment in this case.

    Also, you didn't explain the use of the word "retard".

    And no, I'm not an atheist.

    Points that make sense? Where? Could you reiterate those, please?

  • @Gnug215 oh, the use of retard came cuz i thought u were an athiest, and i see athiests as ignorant retards like the nazi's and the kkk members! for example, racist people make no sense because race is something that comes from birth and u have no control of!

  • Now there's a lame excuse if there ever was one. You clearly used it against me personally. And the fact that you see atheists as ignorant retards is, well, an insulting generalization at best, and it speaks volumes about you and your character to hold and express such a position.

    I suppose one could use the same "argument" against you, and then where would we be?

  • @Gnug215 well, i used to call everything i hate "Gay" but now i wanna call everything i hate "athiest", becuase ther ain't no racism in this case whatsover, since athiesm isnt about race or color, and its not about relegion! so HAH!

    78moneymaka78: 1

    Gnug215: 0

  • Ah, now the scorecards are becoming imaginary, too.

    You used a derogatory term in a derogatory manner. You're free to do so, but it just shows what kind of person you are, and it reveals that you have no argument, only insults.

  • @Gnug215 not really, i have both arguments AND insults to be honest!

  • So far, you've only used insults. I hope you're not imagining that you will convert anyone with that attitude. In fact, you're only driving people away.

  • @Gnug215 well i guess i told you i'm not a "very relegious" person but i dont blame things on my relegion, i blame them on myslef, and trust me, i dont insult people randomly, but the way you laugh and talk about islam in ur videos is obviously disrespectful!

    let me ask u a question, would u ever have a Muslim friend? let me guess, no!

    would i ever have an athiest friend? yes, as long as he doesnt disrespect my relegion!

  • This is not my video, though. This is a mirror. The British guy you see in the video is called philhellenes. I mirrored the video because it received a false complaint that I view as unfair and dangerous censorship.

    There would be no problem for me to have Muslim friends. I have a couple of Christian friends, so I have no problem with theists. Personality and behavior are my criteria for friendship, not religious convictions.

  • @Gnug215 oh ok, in this case, Fuck that philhellenes guy and lets hope you get to the right path! even though u can say whatever u wanna say about people's relegions, all ur gonna get is hate!

  • While philhellenes might be disrespectful in his video, can you seriously tell me that camel-melting scorpions and hammer-hitting angels doesn't sound just a had ridiculous?

    Oh, and I hope you get to the right path, too.

  • @Gnug215 well i never heard about the hammer but i do believe in those snakes, since i believe in supernatural things, but the way that guy waz telling it just looks like a lttle kid explaining!

  • The hammer was news to me, too. Besides, I'm used to Christians just going all out with "never-ending torment in a sea of flames", which admittedly sounds a lot more scary than being knocked around with hammers.

    And yes, it looks like a little kid explaining, and he's talking about hammers and weird scorpions. I personally thought it was quite amusing and silly to watch.

  • @Gnug215 thats exactly my point of view, just try to watch other people talking about their relegion in a different point of view instead of watching people describe how horrible punishments are!

  • Well, in this case it happened to be a Muslim talking about punishment after death according to his understanding of his religion, and in my opinion, it was ridiculous, and I found philhellenes' response to be somewhat appropriate - I don't feel he ridiculed all of Islam by doing so, just that one guy and his views. And I feel he should be allowed to do that, which is why I chose to support phil when his video got false flagged.

  • @Gnug215 ok good for you!

  • @Gnug215 ive heard about a relegion that worships penises and vaginas! speaking of ridiculous!

  • Well, there you go! So there are religious beliefs you can laugh at.

    But what do you think those people would say about you ridiculing them? Wouldn't they demand respect, too? And if so, would you give it to them?

  • @Gnug215 well ya, i do respect other relegions but im not yet very sure about the human reproductive organ relegion! so i'll do my research! and sometimes rap fans dont use the word ridiculous as an offense! and the quran doesnt say conver or go to hell! lool, if some dude invites u to his relegion like that, then hes not doing it the right way!

  • Yes, I'm aware of the rap slang, but I think we both agree on the particular use of "ridiculous" in this case.

    Well, I personally don't think religion deserves respect, just because it's religion. Just look at Scientology and Mormonism - or that vagina religion you found.

    As for Hell, it was just an example of something I constantly get told by Christians, who are the ones I most often run into.

  • @Gnug215 and do u ever get ur ass kicked running into those christians?!

  • No, I usually only run into those Christians online, but some of them actually sound as if they would resort to physical violence if they met me.

  • @Gnug215 i mean u have no relegion, ur not an athiest ur "agnostic", so that makes u look like someone whos completley lost and doesn't know what the hell he's doin on this planet! (just stating the facts)

  • Well, I could argue that I'm not lost, and that "lost" is just the absence of "being found."

    I don't feel lost, and I don't feel like I'm supposed to be found. Life doesn't work like that in my mind.

    I know the I am alive, and I intend to do the best I can with this life.

  • @Gnug215 ok its just what i think of you, that u live in denial! thats my thought, and i dont blame trolls on everything like physical violence, and i dont do that on the internet, but i would beat the shit outta someone who disses my relegion in front of me, but thats just me! :D

  • Well, you're allowed to think that I live in denial, just like I'm allowed to think you're living in delusion.

    And well, I would never physically assault anyone for just speaking words. I would counter with words, not violence.

    That's just me.

  • @Gnug215 i see! well i have certain boundaries, if a friend is making fun of my relegion or country then thats fine, but if its someone i hate or dont know and means it as an insult, then i take it personally and shit gets ugly!

  • While I would take it personally, and get upset, I wouldn't attack someone physically. That's just entirely wrong in my view.

    Also, your country? That's strange, to me. I don't care about that at all. It's like what you said about race: you have no control over which country you're born in.

  • @Gnug215 yeah u dont have control over it, so i hate racism and if someone disses my country in a way that he trys to piss me off! then ya, physical!

  • @Gnug215 and again, i used points and examples, like i compared God guiding people to parents guiding children!

  • Comparing God to parents guiding children is a metaphor, not evidence or an argument.

  • @Gnug215 well miracles don't happen anymore do they?!

  • Miracles? Where did this come into play?

    I don't know if miracles happen, I haven't seen any evidence. And I certainly haven't seen any evidence that they happened in the past.

  • @Gnug215 oops! my bad! i thought u mentioned miracles somehow! and theres enough evidence for me from the Quraan! i mean come on, u know that people with strong faith fear nuttin but God, no matter what theyre relegion is, so relegion doesn't force you, it just sets certain limits!

  • I'm not sure what you're going at here, but I don't find anything I've heard from the Quran, or the Bible, or any other holy book, convincing.

    And while religion doesn't force me, some religious people are certainly trying to force their religiously based ideology onto others.

    Also, "convert, or burn in Hell" sounds a bit like forcing. I'd certainly not call it "certain limits."

  • ROFLMAO

    oooohhhhhh nnnnooooo!!! MY PRETTY FACE!!! MY PRETTY PRETTY FACE!!!

  • If this video gets flagged it's because the person in the video filed a complaint to youtube about his image being used. You can use the Clown Version instead, it adds insult to injury.

  • @Technate1

    Well, if they give me yet another baseless and unspecific complaint, I'll just do the same thing again: re-edit, cut out a few seconds, put in some silly pic, and then post again - until I get a valid, legal reason for taking it down.

    That clown version sounds like fun, though. Haven't seen it. :)

  • Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I'm sensing a hint of sarcasm. Maybe?

    Please, marry me.

  • @HANNAHROCHELLE

    Juuust a tad.

    However, you may want to direct that marriage proposal towards philhellenes.

  • WOW I am converting to Islam I can not argue with angels with hammers, 9 headed snakes, and a camel melting scorpions. It is fucktards like that, That proves without a doubt that all religions are BULLSHIT! WAKE UP FREE YOUR SELVES!

  • dude i realy thought you converted at first lol you rock

  • They'll hhit you on the hhead with a hhammer.

    Thank you Basil Fucking Fawlty.

  • @revjimbob

    Hehe, it's good stuff. :)

  • The guy's a legend.

  • @dannypantsgm

    So are you... and your pants!

  • long time no see

  • @steinarrexfaroensis

    Yep, keeping busy these days. :)

  • Despite having watched this clip about 5+ times, I just noticed something.

    His evidence for an afterlife is that we die. It's about as stupid as saying "If evolution is true, why would it select for death?"

    Seriously, if he is the one going around serving all these notices, he's just shooting himself in the foot. Every time I watch it I realize ANOTHER stupid statement I had passed the prior times.

  • @Cyrathil

    Lol, yeah. I'm honestly surprised the guy is able to work a video camera, let alone a computer.

  • Oh phew... this is so much much better than the original version, I was significantly offended before but now... wow its like night and day! Thanks for the edit Gnug, all is now right in the world! :)

  • @DeviantCare

    Yes, isn't it?

    The editing was, of course, pain staking work, having to work around copious amounts of privacy violations.

    There were just violations left and right! So many of them!

    I'm like... exhausted now.

  • Phil don't mind if you use is video. You have is permission.

  • @MINGO4445

    Sounds good. :)

  • Wait, so what was edited out? A name or address? I just got served a privacy notice on mine and I didn't see or hear anything that would constitute a privacy violation.

    I think he is going around serving the notices because of the footage of him in it.

  • @Raptor302

    That's the thing... absolutely nothing of any significance or difference from what comes before and after (his face, him talking).

    After he has said "and what will happen to the pious...", in the original, he says, "...persons in the grave, who lived according to the Islamic monotism [sic]. Ok the first thing I would like to talk about over here is that, of course we believe, eh, I mean, not we believe, I don't know who believes or not, but according to..."

    That's my edit.

  • Yeah, lol, at least when they go to reexamine the vid, they will see that they fail.

  • @Raptor302

    That's what I'm hoping. They get to see that the guy's claim is baseless. That is, if they ever decide to actually review it.

  • Yeah, lol. If they take mine down, I'll reupload it with Big bird or Kirmet's head photoshopped over his.

  • @Raptor302

    Haha, good one. :)

  • :) This is made of WIN

  • @Totaltwist

    Thanks, hehe. I only just added the annotation. Hope that one helps even more. ;)

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