...lava is perhaps the hottest substance known to man. Did you ever play floor-is-lava in your house as a kid? My boss is in his house right now. Sleeping. Not playing floor-is-lava. Not watching this. Certainly not giving a shit. And if the sun comes up in the morning he's gonna get shitface drunk as soon as he walks into the studio... And that's how I keep my job folks. That's how I keep my job... $31.99 for the figurine.
Lava lamps were expensive back then, a boutique item. In 97/98 they started selling at Target and the price dropped considerably. This was considerd a good price.
What kind of nutjob thought offering it for $45.28 was a good idea? And, that was in 1992! That would be like paying $73.00 today. Who the hell pays that much for a LAVA LAMP? Oh yeah, idiots that watch QVC.
"Huh, review already? I was talking about lava, Mount Vesuvius, interesting things." It's great how he says 'interesting things', meaning not the lava lamp.
The man, the myth, the legend. Rowe is one of the best non-comedian improvs out there. Rowe also was an opera singer. Seems like he'd be really cool to meet. Thanks for all the TV gems, Mike!
"A singular opportunity to not only enjoy the effects of bubbling lava, but fuse all your fingers together and create a little webbed appendage for you."
@RockEsper I just farted and a huge shit came out,can anyone help?..oh great its all stuck in my underwear..cool it looks like a potato pancake..i dont remember eating corn..
Terrible shame that Mike never was gotten together with Jim Varney to do some Ernest commercials way back 30 years or so ago. Poor old Verne would never have known what was going on.
"As those early inhabitants of Pompeii would tell you... if they were still around. Remember Pompeii?" Hahaha what the hell Mike Rowe. His sense of humor is awesome. You can just hear the excitement in his voice.
He`s better looking now he`s older.
ugleeamerican 3 weeks ago 5
Mike Rowe not giving a shit! What a badass.
Adam2uBer 1 month ago
That was great.
jurgnn 1 month ago
Hes awesome
DEADLYKILL8R 1 month ago
He'd rather roll around in shit, then honestly give one.
jessymarie23 1 month ago 3
...lava is perhaps the hottest substance known to man. Did you ever play floor-is-lava in your house as a kid? My boss is in his house right now. Sleeping. Not playing floor-is-lava. Not watching this. Certainly not giving a shit. And if the sun comes up in the morning he's gonna get shitface drunk as soon as he walks into the studio... And that's how I keep my job folks. That's how I keep my job... $31.99 for the figurine.
dfgyuhdd 1 month ago
0:29 MEDIC!!! They had TF2 back then?
fudgebucket55 1 month ago
A singular opportunity
krophiquon 1 month ago
MUST HAVE THAT LAMP.
Leachgarden 1 month ago
I must have missed this episode of Dirty Jobs
captainofiron 1 month ago 4
lordy he was a honey
christophlorida 1 month ago
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mf91007 1 month ago
@mf91007 le epic downvote!
DaWaff1eman 1 month ago
@mf91007 Will punch you.
Bottlenecksify 1 month ago
@mf91007 DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT FAG, WE DONT WANT YOU THERE.
TwistedSith 1 month ago
Remember Pompeii?
burhanb 1 month ago
Lava lamps were expensive back then, a boutique item. In 97/98 they started selling at Target and the price dropped considerably. This was considerd a good price.
thatsahughjass 1 month ago
What kind of nutjob thought offering it for $45.28 was a good idea? And, that was in 1992! That would be like paying $73.00 today. Who the hell pays that much for a LAVA LAMP? Oh yeah, idiots that watch QVC.
kcman011 1 month ago
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ijxkklmo 1 month ago
Reddit. Mike is king.
orangepartyhat 1 month ago
New spinoff: Jobs that make you feel dirty.
Sally2Dix 1 month ago
What the hell is this.
Molten Magma?
ImamacFilms 1 month ago
@ImamacFilms Magma is molten rock below earth's surface. Lava is molten rock above earth's surface.
GTH8991 1 month ago
@GTH8991 Yes I know.
ImamacFilms 1 month ago
wat teh fuck isa reddit?
AnonymousKdub 1 month ago
This is like watching Don Draper with ADD
michaelswallace 1 month ago 4
Damn, such a heartthrob.
iFlip4Element2x 1 month ago
I bet your'e all here from Reddit!
bstecca 1 month ago
@bstecca Reddit brought me here. 11 minutes after you...
Ventro69 1 month ago
@bstecca yep :L
mcrbillytalent 1 month ago
42 people ain't paying $45.28 for a goddamn lava lamp.
curlyfry007 1 month ago
"Remember Pompeii?" -- Mike Rowe
ehhhhhhhhhh 1 month ago
"Discovery Channel. Y U NO CALL ME!" - Mike Rowe
durania717 1 month ago
Mike Rowe is a champion and I predict even more excellent gigs in his future.
TheAwakenedHeretic 1 month ago
haha i love mike rowe
myfrontiergotlayed 1 month ago
for anyone wondering... its wax in there
jimmah13 1 month ago
@jimmah13 Not lava?
paremphasis 1 month ago
@jimmah13 Thanx Captain Obvious!
Ventro69 1 month ago
@Ventro69 ...not everyone knows that... Now if I said, "you're a cunt," then I would be capt Obvious
jimmah13 3 weeks ago
Mike Rowe is so boss and suave. He's the Don Draper of cable tv.
gnomechomskylives 1 month ago 5
Did anyone else just buy a lava lamp?
Nayre644 1 month ago 5
i like how he acts exactly the same as on dirty jobs like fuckin what ever man
helloimtom100 1 month ago 5
sarcasm has always been his defining characteristic
funny stuff!
rossmat707 1 month ago
This guy would actually make me watch QVC and maybe even buy stuff.
Dakhar 2 months ago
"Huh, review already? I was talking about lava, Mount Vesuvius, interesting things." It's great how he says 'interesting things', meaning not the lava lamp.
Wulf8933 2 months ago
is this the dude from dirty jobs ?
cadaverock 3 months ago
@cadaverock google it
therealsporadicaarmy 3 months ago
lol he wasnt lying when he said he was terrible at this
Seston 4 months ago
He doesn't look like hes into that lava lamp at all. Also I found a lava lamp just like that for alot less money.
Bluestarwarrior1 5 months ago
Fucking motherfucker !!!
wutzi2004 5 months ago
Watching Mike Rowe here is like watching a soul die, but not without a hell of a fight.
loperspest 6 months ago 3
honest salesman wish more could be like him
951196 6 months ago
The Pompei joke was fucking GOLDEN!
gregarious24 7 months ago 8
@gregarious24 Too soon.
HappyGestapo 7 months ago
Apparently @Clay3613 is a bit dyslexic...
pancho2390 8 months ago
"its...... just neato" hahaha
CCXRUNR 8 months ago
funny.....he seems to be interested in anything else but SELLING the actuall lava lamp..lol
007SPIDER007 8 months ago 5
Yes, I remember Pompei. Wipe out.
GracieZG 8 months ago
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jayjaybee 8 months ago
Let me set my vcr to record qvc
kidego430 9 months ago
@kidego430 Its probably some guy that worked at qvc
DavidWolf84 8 months ago
I wanna know why you had 1992, QVC recorded...?
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FamilyDUDE777 9 months ago
even as a puppy he was smoldering sex personified
WikeddTung 9 months ago 5
Safety third even then! Way to go Mike
tualatin67 10 months ago
cool stuff but we do it better
thlampcompanybaldoc 10 months ago
Did he say "neato?"
1990140 10 months ago
Oh Mike.
TheLeafhopper 11 months ago
Mike Rowe is the worst QVC personality ever, which is what makes this so awesome. He truly does not give a shit.
Pizzazby 11 months ago 245
@Pizzazby and by being the worst he becomes the best. That, dear children, is the circle of life.
garblechunk 1 month ago
Cheap nasty CHINESE rubbish
brian9999 1 year ago
I touch mine all the time (that's what she said)... but it's never that hot.
R0773N 1 year ago
HOLY CRAP THATS ACTUALLY MIKE ROWE?!?!?!
penguinx32 1 year ago 2
What an idiot!
retroexplosion1 1 year ago
Jeff's not sure.
onehotprocessor 1 year ago
2 bucks at a yardsale losers!
gamenode 1 year ago
"I dunno what that stuff is in there... but it's... it's neato!" LOL
Imac7065 1 year ago
I would watch this show. Erry day.
Rachman1337 1 year ago
i think mike needed to bust that all over the floor and be like now this is gonna be a dity job to clean up..
kingwithabrokencrown 1 year ago
I think the QVC part of Holyman is based off Mike Rowe
Laughin9M4N 1 year ago
gotta love mike rowe
videogamerxx 1 year ago
Maybe if they listened to his satire, they'd work harder at creating better products.
reaperman2010 1 year ago
Dear Mike Rowe, you are my hero.
Avengedx67 1 year ago 8
Old School Mike Rowe gota love it!
kasprzykdc06 1 year ago
haha that is amazing. has the absolute least interest in the product. he is just there to collect a cheque lol
avhousebitch 1 year ago
he's got great wit and humor, no wonder they fired him, idiots
Theburn77 1 year ago
I haven't heard someone use the adjective "singular" since reading Arthur Conan Doyle.
Horhayj 1 year ago 3
Way too much intelligence and talent for QVC.
Horhayj 1 year ago 5
Wtf is he talking about?!?!! So random yet sooo funny!!! Qvc needs more hosts like him!!
surmon11 1 year ago 3
Thumbs up if this made you want to buy a lava lamp.
manarchy 1 year ago 6
LOL that was really a dirty job....
Slaught1004 1 year ago 3
haha he always tells strories wen he talks
partyguy9 1 year ago
Now THATS salesmanship!
ut2k4wikichici 1 year ago
he really beefed up.
masterofunicycles 1 year ago
I'm liking the tie Mike.
tissueboxland 1 year ago
ROTFL
pendejadafcc 1 year ago
"Remember Pompei?"
What a day, Mike. What. A. Day. Took weeks to get the ash out of my shirt. Luckily molten lava is the best kind of soap.
californiainthesun 1 year ago 9
I love how he acts like there's actual magma in a lava lamp hahaha!
tabber87 1 year ago
Yeah he's really making people want to buy that stupid thing.
xxviciousbeautyxx 1 year ago
Worst salesman ever but I would still hire him. Too funny.
drod0886 1 year ago
1963
DustinEverhart 1 year ago
What's that, review already? Oh well fuck you very much, I'm Mike Rowe.
seairland312 1 year ago 2
Next up on Dirty Jobs: working at QVC
zvkv000000000001 1 year ago 11
rofl i got that lava lamp for 500 tickets at a local chuck e cheese
seajist 1 year ago
yup. hes always been awesome.
archerypea 1 year ago
He looks like Bob Saget
almostaboulderhipste 1 year ago
Good going mike burn your hand on the lamp and show the kiddies I'm sure everyone would buy it then lol
jonosbor 1 year ago
i think my aunt bought that lamp a long time ago, probably bought it from mike rowe himself
flybikes90 1 year ago
ROFLMAO!!! OMG Im crying I'm laughing so hard! That was great, Mike. So sad I missed your tenure at QVC.
silvara7 1 year ago
Ahaha I can't believe some actually has recordings of this.
PrettyBrg 1 year ago
I'm diggin' the tye. If I knew Mike was doing QVC I would have watched it. He is funny, bad salesman yet very funny.
Indigogo06 1 year ago
@Indigogo06 lol hes not bad. he just doesnt give one fuck. hahaha.
billtamer 1 year ago
remember pompei?
jesuslikedpie 1 year ago 3
he fricken sucked at this... haha love it. love how he literally didn't give a crap.
Eaglechica19 1 year ago 4
dude he has the same as he does on dirty jobs
OvCHOPPERvO 1 year ago
Lmao thats an expensive lava lamp.. its hot.. unlike lava
Youngmom2485 1 year ago
LOL... He's too cool for QVC
MSI2k 1 year ago 5
its just...neato lol so funny
IRETROGAMER 1 year ago 4
He is great at being a smart ass. I love that guy.
littleteethkeith 1 year ago 8
Mike is so hot...not unlike lava
sansone12 1 year ago 10
I love Mike Rowe with all my heart.
misstina88 1 year ago 4
The man, the myth, the legend. Rowe is one of the best non-comedian improvs out there. Rowe also was an opera singer. Seems like he'd be really cool to meet. Thanks for all the TV gems, Mike!
spxmet 1 year ago
The lamp is a little hot... not unlike lava.
maniamme2 1 year ago
I had no idea that QVC was so improvised.
ferraricalif 1 year ago 5
Hahaha how do you possibly not love that guy???freaking hilarious!!!Mike Rules!!!!
Sadness1335 1 year ago 34
:22 - :32 LOL
maduin5 1 year ago
His face looks alot different as he aged.
Protoking 2 years ago 7
If he was on QVC, I would actually watch it.
safefortheozone 2 years ago 14
the lamp is a little warm?? ach nein heißt doch nich um sonst LAVA lampe :D
inlegrial 2 years ago
i think he looks hot...this is hilarious haha
metalchick891 2 years ago
boy it's just. . . neatoo
hashbrownsmlp 2 years ago 4
"A singular opportunity to not only enjoy the effects of bubbling lava, but fuse all your fingers together and create a little webbed appendage for you."
The man is a genius.
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@RockEsper I just farted and a huge shit came out,can anyone help?..oh great its all stuck in my underwear..cool it looks like a potato pancake..i dont remember eating corn..
5tonyvvvv 1 year ago
@RockEsper Good comments on a lava lamp. Good video too!
3DEC3 11 months ago
i'm feeling a lot of man love at this point
talktorocky 2 years ago 9
hahaha. he's joking, right?
jjbozjet 2 years ago
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Omg he look so ugly in this video sorry for saying that but when he got older he look hot.
ladyyuna2000 2 years ago
He's one of those that gets better looking with age.
ChoctawCreek 2 years ago 8
he's fuckin funny!
vivalaminion 2 years ago 5
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im not sure i like lava lamps anymore. he sucks at selling stuff.
tylercrane 2 years ago
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An actual moron there. A chimp could do better. Quite amusing to watch though.
j1mm1nycr1cket 2 years ago
It's like watching Ron Burgundy.
badbob1983 2 years ago 8
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The man's an idiot. Of course it's warm! Does he think it's real lava?
badbob1983 2 years ago
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what the fuck is wrong with his nose?
DeepVoiceMan 2 years ago
someone probably clocked him
TheBelobog 2 years ago
i love mike rowe but no wo0nder he got fired lol.
curvy71 2 years ago 8
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gatotsu911 2 years ago
i fucking love mike rowe. he is a great guy.
Itsthechoman 2 years ago 13
LOL, "webbed appendage." Haha
jupitertronic 2 years ago 6
wow $45.82, what a ripoff!
Clay3613 2 years ago 52
@Clay3613 Major rip-off! You can find these things at Five Below nowadays.
Sandydahling 1 year ago
@Clay3613 You'll need a rip off when your fingers are all fused together.
barocco 1 year ago
@Clay3613 If you factor in inflation, its even more of a rip off.
Naxwell 9 months ago
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wat an idiot
its Michel scott off the office
goqwertygo 2 years ago
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Haha. Does he actually believe it has real lava in it? What is he rambling on about? Lol
RobinScott93 2 years ago
Wow...he looks like the guy that created Robocop
Clay3613 2 years ago 7
"i f*cking love this guy!"
farerse 2 years ago 8
God good, i ROFLED so hard cuse its true.
Dp3ch3Mod3UndrGround 2 years ago 6
holy shit look at 0:24! mike pulls a joker
anotherstalker 2 years ago 6
is this the start of his tv career
dcsilva10 2 years ago 3
LOL, who hasn't burn their hand on a Lava Lamp.
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TheSkitz31 2 years ago
you gota love mike (:
LiPgLoSsGaLz 2 years ago
lol i like how hes trying to sell it, then says it just burnt him lol
producerjb 2 years ago 2
mmm, its real lava in there you know, not wax noooo, real malten rock
oliviyo2 2 years ago 3
Terrible shame that Mike never was gotten together with Jim Varney to do some Ernest commercials way back 30 years or so ago. Poor old Verne would never have known what was going on.
nitrate6971 2 years ago
what the fuck happened to him after he touched the lamp?? hahahaha
scrummyporridge 2 years ago
O_o oh my god...
13FatalHearts 2 years ago
its neeto!??? wtf
flameknight33 2 years ago
"As those early inhabitants of Pompeii would tell you... if they were still around. Remember Pompeii?" Hahaha what the hell Mike Rowe. His sense of humor is awesome. You can just hear the excitement in his voice.
McJamie 2 years ago 14
hahahahhahahahahaha
He doesn't sell the product at all. Great.
ShortySIG552 2 years ago 12
wow. Mike Rowe is the coolest sonabitch on tv,
vinnyvicious77 2 years ago 14
I can't believe someone actually recorded this stuff.
heliscat 2 years ago 12
it's like a stoned fusion of The History Channel and Ronco Teleproducts.
nameofthepen 2 years ago 10
Man! QVC sold some very crappy items in the 90s.
emoneybagz23 2 years ago 5
Hypnotic! LOL
montecristo73 2 years ago
He is so funny!
I'd buy a lamp if he just continues talking.
Nopiw 2 years ago 6
"And when we come back, we'll be debuting a new set of pans. As in deadpan."
RhythmBluesSoul1 2 years ago
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god damn hes fuckin stupid
win1200 2 years ago