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  • @absolutelyfree1963Conceptuali­ze! lol what a nonsense childlike word, how old are you?You should have used understand , envision, or conceive,or a four letter word , plan

    And you are a service and technical worker ,How do you mange that?, do you wear built up boots or stand on a milk crate to reach objects that are top shelf and out of your reach? "o/joking short bus!" happy trails with your bios, ram, and processor, stock taking.

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  • @absolutelyfree1963 Thought i would drop by and leave a final comment response in reply to your comment to me .I really don't know if you and i trading insults or a little banter :)back and forth to each other is of any value to the up loader of this video ,My last words to you "I hope you become a wooden legged amputee and get caught in a bush fire".So long slick, Turn on your spell check . Gee you're funny .Is your eh a question?or are you hungry and wanting to share the catch of the day?D B A

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  • so fucking true and for the people that are out there and i know you are, youtube will never have suicide and pornography on here yet people will try look for it and get pissed off when they dont find it.

  • this is disturbing..

  • there's some sick cunts out there some of the site ive ran into

  • I would hate for anyone in my family to take their own lives .

    And if such a horrible event were to occur i would not broadcast their demise on you tube for users to troll and argue over .

    Where is the respect there for the person no longer alive

    Awesome awareness upload video of how others thrive of peoples misery

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  • Never seen your channel before, just happened to stumble on one of your self-defence videos and then onto this... But shit a brick you crack me up, dude! The Aussie accent and your happy, don't give a fuck attitude work brilliantly together :-D

    Now, where's that bloody Subscribe button?

  • I am not wanting to see anyone commit suicide If you are of age with a fully developed brain, and shit aint working for you and you are hoping to take that final journey on your own time frame well it is a free country find a big ole building make sure no one is down there and take that trip. Just don't try to take anyone with you that don't want to go just yet. IF you are driving a V8 car you might want to crash into a wall make room for a more efficient car.

  • @cdltpx My grandpa was killed by this bitch that capped her BF the BF was behind the wheel the Bitch was standing outside the car the BF fell dead at the wheel the vehicle crossed the street struck my granps he died as a result she crossed the street saw what she did and capped herself she could have saved a couple lives and took the trip alone I wish she didn't use a gun because that just makes it harder for responsible gun owners. They count suicide with gun as gun death. Pick another way !

  • @cdltpx Your comments crack me up hahaha

  • @chrysalis72 Intended to. But what I say are my true thoughts. I want people to live but life is not for everyone. No matter what we are destined to spend more time dead than alive. It is sad to see teens skip since they are not developed and have yet to experience a lot of things namely a good joint and sex. I say if you want to kill yourself try anything charity or crime first you might enjoy life as a secret santa drug dealer or a bank robber who knows beats giving up 100%. Ron Paul 2012

  • @cdltpx yep.

    

  • @absolutelyfree1963 * yep i know * "chokeing"

  • @absolutelyfree1963 Struth Ruth . Man you're the real deal aren't you (sniggers @ you)

    say hello to whatever is left of Jo and Flo and chomp into a pumpkin scone Bud.Hey Slick you redneck the way you keep rubbishing in a fun way the south of the Queensland border states people could lead to a full blown Civil War , now if you find me amusing think what a fun event would be i don,t want to get stoned by peanuts and bananas and you would not like chocking on a kebab .

    o_* eye twitch

  • Suicide is a short sightrd act of stupidity and is immature

  • @TheChemicAly Right I use to agree then a tornado broke my back and AIG is about one thing doing all they can to make sure you kill yourself. That is their goal they get your checks started then they stop them no excuse you cant work you have no money bills kid and you have always done for EVERYONE but you need help you are FUCKED. You are a fucking retard that hasn't a clue what real pain is all about pain from ALL FUCKING ANGLES ! Take your PSA and go get a fucking hobby you prick !

  • @absolutelyfree1963 "Is it not time for you to move on, and get over it" ?

  • Morbid fascination and boredom, that's what makes people search weird shit. Also, there is a certain secrecy and sordidness of being able to get away with things online that society would frown upon. There is an intoxication with TABOO subjects because they are secret, hidden things and only a few people know the details, for example, when someone dies or inside killer psychology.While it remains mysterious and forbidden people will always secretly look in rebellion especially if disapproved of

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  • @absolutelyfree1963 Definitely yes and I'm sure there are any number of marketing companies and shit that want to know what we are doing as well as mapping mass psychology and opinion. A real journey is to look at your own histories and this give you an insight into what they are getting, bugger it {to a point of course} they must think I am a psychopath the stuff I watch sometimes, but no suicide videos aren't a trolling pursuit of mine, Fuck TPTB and their super computers, lets PLAY

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  • @chrysalis72 Yes, lets...

  • @absolutelyfree1963 They must be seriously confused with me then hahaha Mass murder videos to baby kittens, my searches can be way random.

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  • If someone is trolling for suicide vids only to leave shit comments behind, they must be lonely and need to vent. seems like a waste of time for both parties

  • if u commit suicide ur guttless no it dont take guts to commit suicide it takes none to take the easy way out

  • @fuckedy how do u know unless you try!

  • @BiggerThinking1 i dont need to try nor will i ever take the easy guttless way out thats not the aussie way thats the us way

  • @fuckedy No i mean how do you know what occo busso tastes like unless you try it? You dont know until you try it. Same with suicide!

    And the aussie way is to get shitfaced and watch bullshit sports like footy and ignore all issues of importance like war and finance - every bit as much of a cop out as suicide. anyway.

  • One Fat Aussie Bastard made all the YouTube weirdos look a fool...

    By the way, if a person uses their brain BEFORE shooting their mouth off, then it's obvious that FAB's video was just typical blokes fucking around and he just thought it'd be a funny name. He's obviously a dte bloke who didn't even imagine so many fuck-knuckles would search for such topics and then whinge like the dumb immature freaks that they are. Grow up morons, feminazies, general bitches and all other pro-complainers.

  • @ChainReaction666 Actually I probably credit this guy with some intent in putting this video up, come on anybody that knows jack shit about psychology knows that secretly people {whether they admit it or not} will, at some point end up watching weird shit on you tube. The only reason this stuff is there in such amounts is because it is popular. I think its natural human behaviour as long as its not obsessional. A bit like wanking, they all do it, but few admit to the wankers they are. haha

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  • You are fucking brilliant.

  • about those people that have lost people and are commenting on the videos, I don't believe they were trolling the internet for suicide. For instance the only reason i found this video was that someone i'm subscribed to liked it. But yeah it is odd that people are still out there searching for stuff like that.

  • the video was uploaded 30 may 2009 thats a lot more than 18 months ago

  • @zXTheCrafterXz His comment is on top of yours, Ironic

  • I guess title's like that grab your attention and make you want to watch it, I don't know though.

  • 0:35 to 1:05 hey guys today is thor's day thi second of febry 2012 neoah gang on NO! I have been jjhrfvuuvhsdkvhul videos lately and uh do apologize and uh its just the usual excuse that i have been using lately and that is reel life gets in the fuck'n way once in a wall and uh free new people out there dat tah real loaf knock it in a way t' pretty fuck'n said u need to get a fuck'n loaf hahahaha

    dwarf fuck moves back*

    you need subtitles

  • "Why are people trolling the internet for Suicide videos?"

    Why are people out there posting fake suicide videos on YouTube?

    Because they are pathetic attention seekers.

  • @maleman6344 LOL...thanx for the comment...

  • He sould do a sneaky hat photo

  • Don't understand why people would troll youtube for suicide videos, perhaps they could use some of this real life, you mentioned?

  • It like people who hate a song or show, but look for it on YouTube just to sook about it. They just need to sook so let the baby have its bottle.

  • I can't understand wut he's sayin'

  • its because 10 year old "trying to be emo" kids are trying to search "suicide" =.=.....and for the trolls...ever since the trol face was made every MW3 and below player has been doing it...so its a bunch of morons trying to be cool o-o. thats it

  • First people saying its fake are not trolls ,second group are trolls

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  • The intro to this video is going to give me nightmares

  • I Have to admit the intro is pretty epic

  • locks like he bit my dick and his teeth broke that kinda horrible you fat basterd

  • @MrAlexandremarus *Looks,you really don't have a life do you?

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  • Same reason EVERYONE slows down to look at a car accident, death is interesting.

  • LOL!!! I came here by ipodmail and I laughed so hard when he said "then why the FUCK are you searching for suicide videos on youtube?"

  • Im here only beacuse of ipodmail :D

  • I came here by iPodmail, i dont wanna know what he is whatching...

  • Maybe they could be looking up a band called suicide silence and it may come up but i dunno.

  • maybe they are contemplating suicide?

  • Mad Bogan

  • lol Bastard Bar

  • Hey Pete next video can you take your top off ? Tits Out For The Boys !!!

  • @ipodmail Shut thwe fuck up ipodmail. U want hes tits, Just say it to him

  • @Portolo6 Shut your mouth! He already asked it.

  • @Portolo6 Hey! i don't like you!

  • @Portolo6 you know who ipodmail is he is the greatest mod rewiwer on youtube for minecraft man so you should shut the fuck up

  • @ipodmail Comment on a video, yay your top comment in under 30 mins.

  • @ipodmail ....is thats suppoded to be some type of joke?

  • @ipodmail tha fuck you just say ipodmail woah woah woooooooooooah

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  • i just realised FAB was singing that song at the start

  • for the sme reason as you posted the "prank" video knowing full well you'd get some hits(lot more aparantly)morbid facination.i dont mind.just for your morbid fascination.

  • yea fuckin oath get on the radio mate

  • you need to get into radio - ur a top bloke and you would be awesome doing talk back.

  • LAUGHED SO HARD

  • i keep seeing your "it's meee on the mower" mate on the new 5 seeds ads all over youtube lol

  • @brindabellaoffroad hahaha...yep.....awesome...lol­..

  • @brindabellaoffroad Speaking of the 5 seeds ad, I know a guy that is the splitting image of the twin riding hoods in the new one (minus the hair).

  • Fuck You!!!!

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  • I really don't see what is usual about people looking for morbid subjects... take the old car accident for example, who does not try to look? Anyone says they don't are either blind or lying.

    Fascination and curiosity are all human nature, it's like people watching porn.... everyone has at some stage.

  • i put a post on your prank video about the people who get off at dead people.. you might like it..

  • your just a fucking cunt STFU

  • you may have trouble saying frivolent(whatever that means) but you sure know how to say fuck. Incidentally, no I haven't seen the video, I get turned off at those titles, and move on. But in saying that, I wouldn't think that you'd post something like that anyway, kinda figured it was a draw title....

  • I was with a nice women last night FAB she took her teeth out , but she was not talking FAB.

    Too many fuckheads -------not enough bullets.

  • okay...who taught him how to use the internet?

  • The people who are trolling for videos about suicide are probably the same ones that chase bushfires or go stare at bad car accidents or watch someone high on a ledge to see if they will actually jump or watch fights on school grounds. Why do they do it? Probably because everyone is a sick bastard and think it is entertaining

  • @iAussieMate You should indeed check out the real world away from YouTube then make a YouTube video about it.

  • hay man u rock keep up the good work 

  • I suppose some people might be looking for counselling, or something, but I'm not sure then why they'd click on something called "suicide caught on camera".

    Anyone who thinks using humour for suicide awareness is insensitive should go check out Big Daddy Tazz. He's a Canadian stand-up comedian who's been there and is trying to help others who are in that position.

  • ere mate,keep it up!!i wish people who make comments check their spelling ,,,,,obv not their grammer ,like me!!

  • i think i shall move on to the juice of the apple now!!!have a happy day non pom!!

  • HEY FAB , Mate I've been a tad Busy lately . Awesome subject . Well i hate fukn trolls & the haters with a passion coz of the shit they throw at my different job I'm into . The Other is NO BASTARD has a right to make such stupid claims when they don't read the description or UNDERSTAND !!! WHAT MY SEXY MATE DOES ON YOUTUBE . Still Love ya Big Hugs to the Big Man with the Awesome Aussie Wise straight taking Mouth Hugs for Trac' xox

  • Thanks for accepting my response! Cheers mate- Josh aka phexid.

  • FAB, you look like the kinda bloke who goes to Thailand for the little boys.

  • @ColonelBonza You seem like the kinda bloke that would be jealous of those little boys.

  • You're the funniest fucken person iv ever seen AHAHA

  • yep all fixed . looks good to me . copulata

  • Fuck me drunk that message was meant for randomusername202. hang on a tick and i will fix up my fuck up . !

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  • @absolutelyfree1963 I understand your theory , but not your methodologies and you're that far out there ,you're coming back in again . slow down Sponge

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  • @absolutelyfree1963 You poor silly little man you're clueless . Keep chanting . The withdrawals will pass . pffffffffft .

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  • @absolutelyfree1963 I would no do this for anyone else . but you need help with your addiction and anger issues, and to get some manageability back into your shattered life GOOD LUCK Sponge

    Friday Narcotics Anonymous Meeting

    Coolum Beach: 7:30 PM Lions Club Hut, Russell Street

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  • @absolutelyfree1963 ohh you seem to be upset? I don't know why? You seem to think you have exclusive troll right,s on all vids and rant like a You Tube policeman not good for your failing health , Has some one stole your thunder out here down under? "Chill Sponge Bob chill ! it ain't all about you"

  • @absolutelyfree1963 Who are you to tell people to F#*@* off out of a channel that is not your own. the more clicks on the vid the better for the up loader of the vid . you have a bad business head .. Train first in all area's of your life including sitting on the potty.

  • @absolutelyfree1963 I have read your comments on other videos.

    You seem to drift of and be disagreeable and politically motivated

    Amusing but never on the same page as the rants

  • @IamAPedoFILEbro A troll of sorts I notice.

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  • @absolutelyfree1963 you say you're on topic . i would hazard a guess and say you're on crack . "detox man! detox!"

  • @MrnoWun0 Don't feed trolls They seek reactions . The video is for viewing and commenting on .

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  • @absolutelyfree1963 Why am i not surprise to find a reply from you .Again you're drifting of onto another transient place and avoiding the simple question

    i ask you "Why ask for thumbs up from person,s under seventeen if you yourself are a 48yr old married man"?This all makes for groundless and inaccurate chit chat which you sir can have on your own .My time on you tube is limited.I bid you fare well.and good luck on your video.Troll tag teams?interesting wording from one who would know?YOU!

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  • Maybe they found your vid because they were subbed to you and clicked it?

    Although there are people who enjoy that crap, it doesn't mean the ones who don't were trolling through looking for that subject material.

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  • It is strange but people do like to see other getting harmed these days. Break and failblog show just a lot of accidents and people hurting themselves, and these channels are very popular. I guess suicide videos is just the next step up from it! I personally would not be interested in seeing someone take there own life. Congrats on the huge view count m8! :)

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  • off topic but watching the beginning of your vid, and i have to say FAB, i prefer you with the beard ;)

  • I wasn't trolling. I was just clicking in for my daily sermon from the Church of the Southern Cross, Father Fab.

  • I found this by typing in suicide videos lol - but really 4.5 million people did not search for suicide videos, like this one, I seen the link on facebook.

  • All i want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth.

  • Lol some ppl have no lives just to sit here and abuse you because you did a video that obviously everyone wants to see. Grow up ppl if you don't want to watch a video don't click on it. Its not that hard. Oh poor me i lost someone to suicide get over it already deal with ur problems before u start throwing abuse its not such a hush hush subject anymore and as fab said why so many views lol some head sick ppl out there uncle fab

  • to be fair it's pretty easy to stroll into videos on youtube that have nothing to do with what you originally typed by clicking a video on the side after the original video finishes! but other wise it is pretty fucked up!

  • Oh and that intro is really cool.

  • Get a life you say? Mate do you know how much effort I put into getting rid of the old one? :)

  • I wonder if they are looking for maybe a sign that it might be "there" person that commited suicide... like maybe trying to get closure, looking for there loved one that "might" of been caught on tape... thats the only thing I can think of....

  • fab bro lets have a talk over phone

  • good point

  • Dont understand why people would look up suicide videos on youtube, do these people get some sort of enjoyment from video these videos?? it just baffles me

  • @4PIECEFEAST go figure...

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  • I had a video go viral this past summer, and the troll comments were the best I have seen. Please accept my video response of the video I made of some of the dumbest comments I got from the over 1.5million views! And ppl search for weird shit bc they have so much free time they need to fill it with as much garbage as they can. Then lash out with troll comments when your videos fails to fulfill their sick desires.

  • You can blame the media for the way society acts today with all the death, riots and what not on the news every night nowadays people just see all this as normal. NWO anyone.

  • what the fuck happened to your teeth ? make a video about that.

  • @Instucablanator u need to keep up dip-shit....

  • @TheFatAussieBarstard I think you been fighting with chechen or inguashian people and they kicked you teeth because they very good fighters :DD

    PS. I m cristian

  • @SuperThebullet you are a fuckhead.... get a live and stop trolling

  • @Instucablanator I got to them. Tooth fairy offers big dollars these days.

  • @Instucablanator

    The teeth committed suicide....=)

  • @Instucablanator why don't you try not be so fucking ignorant. Who the hell cares how he lost his bloody teeth. Just how old are you? This is an adult channel....

  • This guy apparently had a lot of friends.. LOL I love how everyone encourages him to jump. I know its fake and I watched it twice and laughed my ass off..Lol

  • FAB: I wonder if the second category of negative commenters are in fact merely an extension of the first. the term "concern trolling" comes to mind.

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  • It is quite disturbing to think of how many people wanted to watch a suicide video. Its amazing that so many people say that they hate you, yet your opinions matter so much to them ... hahahaha ... i think they are hiding their true feelings FAB! :)

  • @SpannersGerm669 LOL...maybe yer right...

  • @dangerouslytalented Yep...agreed mate....that vid had no thought or planning....just a bunch of blokes out on a boat...

  • Loved the intro dude reminds me of my uncle , fucking uncanny

  • Golly gosh, is all they were whining about? I remember the day back at high school where a lad climbed up to the roof of a two story building to retrieve a tennis ball. While we knew he was up there for the ball, his mates started chanting; JUMP JUMP JUMP....in the end, the teachers came out to see why a large gathering of boys were chanting JUMP!

  • @KiIIahOwL it's climbing at a contant rate....

  • why do you block people ??? haters make you famous

  • the people that do it {ie suicide} are depressed and have a sickness that can be fixed by talking about what problems their have and getting real special help from a GP , the people that youtube search it are findin out ways to do it

  • The "fake comment" trolls have won, theyre just joking they know its fake and are trolling for a response. You just gave it! .......... that is the art of trolling.

  • @deegz01 well at least they're makin me money...so I guess I win.....

  • @TheFatAussieBarstard Well I guess you both got what you wanted :)

  • whats with the song fat aussie bastaaaaaaaard sounds like an epileptic fit at the end of bastard

  • I have a vid called Suicide. Check it out.