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  • You have a beautiful voice...(At the end:)

  • hes a homosexshoal

  • creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp!

  • creeeepy! and funny as hell

  • LMFAO XDDD wow. your voice singing at the very end wasn't that bad actually =p though the song itself was creepy and funny. i would be so scared of you if i hadn't watched any of your other videos. lmao

  • yea, that video was really really weird man.

  • lmao you are a laugh and a half

  • don't do the lesbian aunt costume again, man.

  • some how the earrings make u look the gayest

  • it only enhances the gayness

  • lol a phil sandwhich

  • oh lord dont u just love how random this guys songs r, where do u come up with this shit. im still laughing.

    he sang twice cuz he loves it so much

  • The scarf was a nice touch.

  • haha, i like how your voice is all high-pitched and nervous... in a cute and hilarious way! and the stalker music vid made me laugh SO MUCH!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HAAAAAAAAAAA! hahahahaha! the song! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • Lol. I like how this comes after the breakup vid, nice timing.

  • hahahahaha

  • PHILL! HAHA

  • That was priceless!!! But on a side note, if I had never seen any of your other videos, I'd be scared! Good stuff, though, definitely. Keep it coming.

  • phil i love you. but your kinda scarying me....ur still awesome.

  • omg thats hillarous wow thats funni

  • i could not stop laughing througout that video. well done

  • Hahaha that was hilarious man, i was laughing so hard. Keep it up =D

  • I love your voice. You should do some singing!

  • I helped lock the doors and shut the windows....

  • Love the song, so romantic, LOL! Keep it up!

  • doesn't sXe stand for straight edge?

    whatever anyways much <3

  • Yea, I was wondering if sXe Phil is Straight Edge...

  • talk about obsession i mean come on nah jokes i now this is a joke

  • lolllll nice phil. the "oh yeahhr" at the end is so white haha

    did u change ur acct to comedian?

  • lol nice i luv the stalker song XDD

  • lol u are too damn hallarious. i wish i could keep u in a box lmao

  • Your voice isn't half bad (referring to the "real" stalker song). This vid was really weiiiird.

  • on top ???? lol thats funny!!!!

  • video is funny but phil man what the hell. that scarf is lookin pretty gay. you know what forget about it you funny as hell!!!

  • Hilarious!

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • haha omg!! that video made me cry i was laughing so hard!..priceless dude

  • LMFAO!

  • You remind me of Ben Stiller in this vid. Lmao.. that's a compliment!

  • lmao!! that was amazing!! =D i love your voice too :)

  • Not funny.

    Talentless.

  • sooooooo funny... hey by the way, save this vid - this is a really good hair cut on you!

  • aww i actually cryed with laughter watching this...LOVE U PHIL!!! xxx

  • omfg fucken gay....i would rip ur duck off and put it in ur ass...then ur mouth

  • that was such a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad comment

  • lolll love the tags on this one ;)

  • omg that was really funny!!

  • LMAO!!! This guy is hilarious.

  • lol

    i luv ur voice

  • i love your voice!

  • you have a really pretty voice.

  • i will knock this kid out at will

  • You have a pretty nice voice

  • hahaha i lovee youuu

    no, really. i do. the blade is in my wrist okay?

    yeah, we are meant to be, sxephil :) haha

  • Great stalker but he is gay, so what does a gay man do when he catches his prey? Will he force Kimberleigh to get a rainbow tattoo and get a mullet?

  • he's not gay... lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i love it!

  • omg, again. your funny lol

  • def a stalker vid lol...not too bad of singing either...it sounded like you stayed on key even tho I don't know the song

  • haha priceless. you are a very good stalker.

  • pretty cool. one question do you write your songs with a crayon? lol jk. keep up the good work

  • great...another sxephil song stuck in my head...lol

  • hehe great vid! i love your voice by the way!!

  • Regarding my comment on your "internet drama" vid, the Asians probably do it because of parental pressure, but my point is still valid. Keep on shootin' man.

  • do a search for FPU Ball Rollers. Funny mockumentary.

  • Shutup.

  • Holly Mozzzzess!!! It's so much fun watching your stuff!

  • Lmao fuck all the haters down there this fuckin rocked!

  • this guy is a fag

  • is the straight edge thing a joke?

  • lol. awesome!

  • i think your amazing, haha.

  • your a fucking idiot ... how about lay off the fuckin prozak ...

  • If you call me an idiot in a comment, please don't seem ignorant in said comment.

    :^)

  • i just have one question ... is this a joke ? i mean , your video vs. the girl that did the reply video ?

  • Dude you were not singing to me,but you still freaked me out! weird,but HEY! we like weird,but don't call by my house!watch our videos instead,people tell me our videos are weird,but NO it's art.

  • Is it perverted if the first thing I thought of when you said "Phil Sandwich" was a Philly Cheese Steak? Yeah, I'm f*ed up I know :)

  • wow i dno if im too quick of a judge but ur reli hot!

  • Eeh! Are you a peeping tom too?! J x

  • hahaha so great

  • Hello, I've benn gicen some bad comments about my singning video lately, but I didn't mean to offend anybody, so check it out and tell me if I should remove it... (LAUGHS GUARANTEED OR YOU GET YOUR TIME BACK)

  • Phil you ROCK!!!

  • u insult the emotional pain and duress real stalkers go through, wht ur portraying is a predator which is somethng different.

  • LOL

    nice

  • you finaly made my press the subscribe button! DAMM YOU! *shakes fist* /jk keep it up.

  • is it just me or is this phil gay

  • sxephil is better then the fatass

  • this dawg. is straight edge. woot.

  • She is the most adored woman on YouTube and definately stalkable.

  • LOL. on top of me. funny ^_^

  • oh and you can actually sing GOOD :)

  • nice song :P

  • rofl

  • when I hit yer "Provided By:" link, it subscribes me to sxePhil. What's up with that? Kinda underhanded...

  • Since my other comments are not showing up... I LIKE THIS. STALK ME MORE. THANKS.

  • do u wear black contacts or somethin?

  • Made me giggle.

  • Phil I am really sorry to tell u this but u've crossed the "gayness" limit... And once u go that path, u can never go back...

  • He crossed the gayness limit when he put his finger by his mouth, making believe it was a telephone, in his avatar.

  • If there were no laws against stalking, I swear I would give up my job and become a professional stalker. Oh how much fun it would be to go through Kate Moss's rubbish bin.

    ps. SxePhil u r the best thing since sliced bread.

  • Kimberleighs crying she's crying ohmygosh oh oh ohhh that was beautiful.

  • LOL your so freaking retarded. In a hilarious way. 8D I LOL'd.

  • Whaha yeah after seeing this, and the other responses, I just had to make a response as well.

    I hope you will be freaked out by it. -- Juan

  • ohmigosh! it's you who made bgirl5 cry =)

  • Nice vid and cool song well done man

  • This is hilarious. Great

  • ah yes :) restraining order is just another way to say "i love you" :)

  • lmfao you would make a great stalker :)

  • dude just come out the closet"

  • dude, this is so damn hilariously-sarcastic-gay. awesome, very funny, really my type of humor

    those damn STALKERs...rofl

    cool vid dude

  • You're hilarious!

  • yay I love the haters

  • You. Fucking. Rock.

  • I. Love. Period. lol ty for watching :)

  • Ah, it gets the message across. Seriously. I comment on all your most recent videos, *and* occasionally on your profile... I feel weird and stalkerish. I should make *you* one of these videos!

  • by the way... nice voice hehe

  • nice shoes :)

  • Kimberlaid! lol! Thnx for spoofing me! :P!

  • ....der?

  • hahaha you always make my day. thanks for makin' me laugh

  • thank you for laughing and not cutting me....ya...bc that would be bad

  • Lmao! You should have a license to be this funny. ;-)

  • Soon enough I currentlly just have my permit to be funny...just you watch

  • Nice sarcastic video there. :D

  • oooh its sarcastic?

  • I think you hated her?

  • HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON LINDSAY LIKE THAT. your so NOT nice anymore, and you CAN'T sing. <finger here> m!m </finger here> SO THERE

  • OK, Phil is funny to a certain point, but he has lost his grip along with his girlfriend. He now seems to think that his every utterance is worth broadcasting. Apolgize to Judy and reel it in a bit. It is not surprising that your recent fame made your ego explode but for shit's sake get a grip. Post a couple times a week and resist the impulse to out-post the lonely dispatcher. You are a cool young kid with prospects. Don't let this become your life. I swear I wish you the best.

  • You realize I post once a day...always...unless my life makes it impossible....right? If not I'll assume you just recentlly saw a vid or 2 of mine.

  • That was hilarious...I am not sure if you were being facious, or if your a crazy stalker guy...but either way your cute, so it works...

  • sorry, i don´t want to bitch but... your ex girlfriend will really enjoy this one. i guess, that was kind of a bad move, even if it´s a joke. btw, you sound really nervous, with trembling voice and all...aha :)

  • I think my gf would get the humor from this as she has seen some of the stalker videos I have recieved.

  • no one can resist my kimberliciousness

  • 3$ whore

  • I keep watching this over and over. It never gets old. What's especially sad is I know someone exactly like this...

  • thx for watching GOP, you are one of my favs :)

  • oh, lovely ^^;

  • You scared the hell out of me.

  • mission accomplished

  • haha.. another great vid mister.

  • is 1984 the year you were born or the number of people youve bitchslapped

  • Its in the name of the book in which I am the main protagonist.. and also the year I was born, you are correct.

  • Stop trying so hard.

  • In what way do you mean...theres a few ways I could take that. thx

  • Dude, What are you talking about, you have an awesome voice! I mean Simon Cowell would probably cut you from American Idol, but still, it was hot! Btw, glad to see you bounce back quick from the breakup. Peace!

  • hahaha thank you I think :-p

  • and I thought you wanted to come to England and live with me.... pah... I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.

    P.s. Nice work....

  • I love ya RG, I'll try and get that 5 sec vid for you tonight

  • Thanks Phil, that would be great, the rest of the video is already in progress!!!

  • you are the second man

  • schwaa?

  • sxephil, you just earned yourself a subscriber for life. thanx for owning that worthless fat cunt fucktard.

  • my sentiments exactly...

  • You have classy fans that totally get your sense of humor, Phil.

  • WHERE'S MY STALKER SONG!?? HUH! I want you to sing one right now in stickam.... NOW! heh

  • So did you like the song? hhahahaha

  • unbelieveable, you rocked my socks off!! well okay, so I took them off but still good

  • I wish I had a stalker as insane as you...true story (lol - j/k) How dare you make fun of cutters you bastard! *tear* That wasn't for you I am just cutting myself and it hurts like the whole in my heart.

  • razelle is my best gay e-friend ever!!!! ya...I caled you gay

  • I'm not gay I am just heterosexually challenged.

  • u act drunk LOL

  • imagine if I actually drank...whew

  • omfg, this reminds me of the wine kone ^^

    superb work :p

  • thank you...I think :-p

  • You need help buddy.

  • Ah, by far my favourite video yet!! Hilarious work!

  • thanks for checking it out, flad you liked it :)

  • Banana!

  • Ha Ha! I Love it. It's really creepy how convincing you are as a stalker... a little to convincing.

  • Funniest shit I have seen in a long time. Keep it coming.

  • lol this vid is so funny dont listen to the negative comments

  • negative comments are fair enough everyone has an opinion

  • I don't get the euphemisms.

  • I dont like your word....bc its big and stuff

  • this is so creepy! and funny. he's always funny.

  • maybe IM not funny maybe IM actually a stalker

  • That scarf is so gay!

  • gay to the max!!!!

  • you sing slightly better then me...but you really shouldnt take that as a compliment...

  • hahahaha i love that comment

  • Love the Stalker Song, Phil and MGM. I would cut myself for you two. OK, I really wouldn't, but it does sound really stalkerish, doesn't it?

  • very congrats on that :-p

  • some people are going to