Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.5-6

[NerdyBulooh]

Bell-err :) <3

[leighia1]

we should hang out sometime. she totally stole that from josh sunquist.

[TheEmzBemz]

Nonversation. Good one Alex, see what you did there!

[thephantombutterfly6]

"MWAHAHA! No it doesn't say that..."

[lilsoccerchic321]

see jacob is someone im going to remember next time he comes up..hes not just some random name from school like mike or eric or fucking lauren

[Court33445]

Is it just me, or is i really obvious that he knows Jacob isn't normal?

[mychem508]

haha you have edward cullen hair X3

[tycoonwelly1]

Lol!!

Funniest thing on YouTube yet

Not just this one but the lot!!!

[MikaXKempo]

Aww, you must have been so let down when Jacob became a werewolf and not a regular guy. :)

[moonstargazzer]

alex, unbuttoning those buttons... ;)

[FearKissers]

It makes me laugh so freaking hard when he says "Fucking Lauren" and I have no idea why! xD xD

[g2g17]

"Its nice to have someone normal in her life. Not some weird supernatural creature. Just a normal bloke."..........Ya.... ok. Lets go with that Alex.

[g2g17]

"She gets so excited about weather..."

[GirlWithARedScarf]

"Just a normal bloke, who has normal problems."

That is, until he turns into a werewolf.

[Ahhhhdddd]

Jacob is AWESOME!! Dont even think of making fun of him

[Emmitaytaytaylor]

ya fuckin' Lauren and her blond hair!

[zendragon123]

i wonder if SM realizes that pricking fingers in class to find blood type probable wont happen, because of legality issues, and in some schools its illegal?

[EnobyDarkness]

The beginning/ends of these videos are like a subplot to the reading that I actually DO care about!

[HarHarYourFace]

That cat is fucking evil.

[EdWaRdCuLlEnIsHoT201]

I love how you ALWAYS say 'fucking' before you say 'Lauren' ! XD

[emziininja]

Yeah, fucking Lauren and her blonde hair...

[msCALcollab]

Yeah, jacob's normal.

[ms247glam]

fucking lauren!

[marsuleo]

so you think Jacob is normal...don't read New Moon. or any of the other ones.

[Dickified]

I have one of those egyptian cat papyrus thingies :D

[TheStoicPoet]

I wrote better material back in middle school. Loved the vid m8, i thought i was the only sane one on this planet. Ty restoring some of hope in humanity

[hunnybunny118D]

My friend's called Lauren and she's blonde(ish) what a coinkydink

[UndoctoredHeart]

"Who the fuck is Lauren?!" "Yah... fucking Lauren and her blonde hair."

[Isabelhastherobots]

love the vomiting salad dressing at the beggining =P

[TheViolinmusiclover]

you kinda remind me of a vampire... I like vampires

[Pschokid]

I start to understand why people hate twilight the gramma is a lot better in swedish and I was 13 or 14 when I did read it

[insideimmortal]

@Pschokid I was 12, I agree that it seemed alot less creepy in swedish XD

jag borde dock skriva svenska till dig, XD

[roliecolieolie11294]

yeah, Lauren and her fuckin blonde hair

[cjhchannah]

I love the cat/wolf in the background especially when he's talking about Jacob being normal. Ironic much?

[allstarnewt]

thumbs up so alex can see this........................ev­en though you dont want to read new moon you shuld because it has jacob in it A LOT and it would be better for you :)

[poopsies99]

i love how alex curses alot :P

[emie395]

"Just a normal bloke"... right.

[TheJubeJube13]

haha a nonversation

[hangraca]

"who the fuck is lauren?"

[5o4o3o2o1ooBANG]

yea, i normal person...... who is a wearwolf

[GeezernortProduction]

Yeah, fucking Lauren with her blonde hair!

[ellieloveTaylorlaunt]

your a legend..:Lxoxo

[laurenthelama]

In biology the only class Bella seems to have...

[devinbequiet]

Fuckin Lauren and her blonde hair...

[simmysimfreak246]

lolz jacob... normal, cant wait till he reads new moon :D

[CarEdy23]

@simmysimfreak246 he said he never would :(

[Rater362]

I always wonder if he's yanking our chain pretending that Jacob is normal, or if he really doesn't know.

[714charlotte]

fucking lauren!

[Areofalcon]

It was nice being able to watch your hair grow :D

[MikkyMac1]

The way he can make cursing sound Classy with his accent!

[ItsMeEllenB]

Oh yes, Jacob is Completely normal... (Lets do this Stephanine Meyer style) HEAVY SARCASM

[agnuks369]

(about Jacob) Thats what she needs in her life, someone normal...

Yeah, right XD

[squidlier]

Beach? Wha-what happened to the snow?

[cmi003]

LOL :D

[Taalifull]

i like how he thinks Jacob is normal and not supernatural...

[BeatlesFreak010]

Alex's hair is kinda like Edward's :) 

[Arinacchi]

@BeatlesFreak010 Oh? Is it brrrrronze?

[LaxbroooMarr]

Like a child..

[Weirdchick27]

Tom concerns me xD

[MissiCupcake553]

Every Lauren I know is a bitch. Fucking Laurens. XD

[Hermy4eva]

ha, jacob is normal...nice.



[CateTudor]

but, beller doesn't want the normal guys. she treats all the normal guys like shit. but, edwurd gets a pass because, apparently, he's so freaking hot. talk about shallow.

[Hopeforthisheart]

When some "normal bloke" starts talking about wolves like that, I pretty much sense that I need to run away from the dude. 

[Isabelhastherobots]

i love how in the beggining toms just making the sauce thing throw up... very relevent =p

[myselfbaha]

look at top comments before vid starts, obviously quotes

*inner monologue

hahaha they seem pretty funny, better look out for those ones.

story of my life.

[deadxcherryxblossom]

I love how he calls Jacob normal and not PARANORMAL. I bet that came as a surprise later on. ;)

[ThoseNerdGirls1312]

I know that I should really hate Twilight, but it feeds that girly part inside of me that hungers for a hot vampire boyfriend. I hate that I love it.

[0AnotherNow0]

My name's Lauren.....

[Kickitup15]

You forgot to talk about how he dragged her to his car and forced her in. That was him 'giving her a lift' Meyer has some serious problems if she thinks this shit is acceptable. By the way, Alex I love you :)

[piplup394]

Yeah he's a vampire and he drinks blood. Did he not say? lol

[mariejs123]

HAHAHAHA "tags: Alex day, Nerimon, despairs" :D

[Channotek72]

Jacob. Someone who is not a weird supernatural creature.... XD

[xoxheartsloverxox]

lol that's what she needs. someone who isn't a supernatural creature, like Jacob. BWAHAHAHAHA. oh nerimon.

[Lallyisaw3som3]

both top comments are about "fucking Lauren" hahaha

[twilightfan1231000]

Talking about the buildup on the whole Edward's a vampire thing: It says it on the back. The quote from the book on the back, the first line is: "Blah, blah...Edward was a vampire."

PS, don't let my Youtube name confuse you, I despise the series now. But this is funny as hell.

[mermaidsh2o]

Oh how completely wrong you were about Jacob.

[kittenz737]

@mermaidsh2o I KNOW RIGHT LMAOOO omg i love this

[ILuvBreyers1234]

chapter 5 in 30 secs...lol XD

[ThatBlackSheepy]

hehe oh tom....

[taniafatbitch32]

I read the "Alex read twilight" series at LEAST twice a year. It's so great.

[thelauraroarable]

Fucking Lauren.

[EggieMeggieX]

pause at 1:54 ... hehehehe he thinks one of the characters in twilight is actually normal.... how wrong he is :D



[LoserLikeMe03]

Like Mike, or Eric...or fucking Lauren :L

[ninjadud58]

bella: what the.. OH MY GOD its the sun

[Rater362]

Image the shock of that. 'Oh, I wonder what's up with Edward?' Reads on... 'Wait, what!? What the hell!?'

[TheSurferbo]

Nice cat painting.

[XxLuChan81xX]

@TheSurferbo *photo

[GaRideOnUrDiscoStick]

Twilight, it something else. I mean a love story between a dull, frigid, depressing girl who lacks personality and a vampire who's diet consists of forest animals and who is nosey as fuck is weird. Then there's New Moon and now there are werewolves like... WTF! As if having a vegetarian vampire isn't silly enough, you include native americans waking around topless and turing to massive dogs. And on top of that it is badly written. But hey with out it this video wouldn't have been made lol :)

[KandiiFluff]

Tom with blonde hair..... O.O

[cassiecaldwell1]

i love how you say bella needs someone like jacob in her life, whose 'normal'.

Then in the sequence, jacob turns out to be a werewolf.

Heavy days.

[KlutzyWolfiee]

"She gets so excited about...weather :) It was in the wrong place in the sky.....Where was it?" :P He cracks me up there XD

[phoenixmm216]

From this day forward we shall refer to her as Fuckin' Lauren.

[laurathekiwi]

I can't take my eyes off the cat in the mirror

[LaurLaurtheNEKO]

I love how you say Lauren, because my name is Lauren

[iheartjared74]

@LaurLaurtheNEKO lol I was thinking the same thing

[IWANTY0UBLEEDERS]

"Fucking Lauren and her blonde hair."

[loudasthunderr]

LMAO THE TAGS. Christ, I love your videos.

[rikicarvu1]

"oh yeah, he's a vampire, did you not know?"

[MissStarkid222]

"In biology, the only class Bella seems to have."

[sillysamantha93]

"Yeah, fucking lauren and her blonde hair"

[7Write4This9Heart7]

"It makes me genuinely angry." XD UGH! LOVE YOU, MAN! XD You're so cute and hilarious and sweet! *U* You are awesome!

[RoxasNamine98]

"Yeah...fuckin Lauren and her blonde hair.." XD

[treesaretall8o]

i'm watching this sitting in a box. thought you should know. :D <3

[thewhoviandream]

@treesaretall8o I approve of your shenanigans. :D

[KatBirdie3]

PAHAHA , love Alex's impersonation of Jacob's evil laugh :L

[aliceinponderland1]

OH THE IRONY!

[miekka968]

It's funny cause there's a quote above the blurp also saying that Edward is a vampire

[LozzieMargaret]

Wait til he finds out Jacob is a wolf ... :D<3 n'aww , Alex must luv twilight really<3

[izzytheiz]

Why read twilight when you can listen to this?

[celticcountrylover]

I love how he always calls her 'fucking Lauren'. Never just 'Lauren'. Fucking Lauren.

[ObviouslyAMindNinja]

@celticcountrylover Kind of like Fucking Brian with Dane Cook..

[RockPwnsYou]

He'd be really disappointed in Jacob if he ever read New Moon.

[lifeinpinkbags]

"mike or eric or fucking lauren" :D

[SuperSaiyanJocey]

haha jacob. "someone who's not a weird supernatural creature" XD

[lyokosk8ergurl]

Gettin in there with Jacob

[58shadesofgray]

Fucken Lauren and her blonde hair...

[JbMaun]

haha!

"fuckin lauren"

[krstng1011]

"cause that's what she needs, not some weird supernatural bloke" oh if only you knew...

[TayyTayy2341]

'Mike or Eric or fucking Lauren.' Lol that cracked me up xD

[TheScreamingReviewer]

1:45 if only we'd known back then.....

[13opals]

Just a normal bloke. Not a supernatural freak....

Jacob.....? Oh, 2009.

[selenehekate75]

*voice

[selenehekate75]

Your Jacob face sounds like Richard Hammond

[NorthernElumination]

"Yea.... fuckin' Lauren and her blonde hair..."

[ChrisMcBrideOFFICIAL]

Fucking Lauren..

[RoxasNamine98]

Well down Alex, now I can't hear the name luaren without laughing

[JordieBeeeeeeeeeeeee]

@KyoSohmaLuver1106 fair enough ;)

[Snuggleufalous]

Just wait. Jacob turns into a werewolf

[ThePotterhead94]

smeyer :D

[mistahtee100]

wat emo teacher asks students to cut themselves for a lesson

[harrypotterfreaknerd]

It's sad though cuz the book is much better than the movie.

[JordieBeeeeeeeeeeeee]

jacobs a werewolf

[KyoSohmaLuver1106]

@JordieBeeeeeeeeeeeee a shapeshifter

[strandednotlost]

Pre-blue haired Tom milsom. Aw.

[ChrisKilljoy12]

Yeah, I read that book twice and don't remember anyone named fucking Lauren. :)

[QueenGagaForever]

at 0:33 the clothes behind alex change!! :O

[RockingOcean92]

Imagine his desappointment when he found out that Jacob is NOT normal but a freakin' werewolfe?? X'D EPIC!

[eviebowevie]

DFTBA JOKER

[itgoesding]

Okay, I just have to point out that 10 seconds into this video, I immediately noticed the odd, huge friggen cat statue reflected in the picture...

[itsamatterofdog]

@itgoesding I think that the cat IS the picture...

[izzyhill77]

omg i love his comment about jacob because he has no idea

[DeclanByrne100]

Jacob is a nice, normal, guy!

[BarelyLauren]

my name is Lauren... I love the way he says my name...

[WWTDD9]

I feel sorry to have ever been a twilighter

[layniebirdlu]

wait. who is lauren?

[thesilverlightarmada]

This is beautiful. I've just been watching them one after the other. I applaud you sir.

[LongviewCovers13]

Does anyone else feel awkward when he says Jacob is normal? lol.

[GotNuthinOnMeh]

@LongviewCovers13 I have this strange feeling that he was messing with us and actually knew :P

[TheatricalChick]

jacob, the normal one.

noooope. it's chuck testa.

[MiniAnnaMolly24]

jacob, a nornal boy

lololololol no hahahahah

[AnimeLuver1397]

Jacob is totally normal haha ( heavy sarcasm) Just leting you know I was being sarcastic there haha

[SerasXHarkonnen]

Am I the only one that thinks that Alex knew exactly what Jacob was before reading this? I mean he seems to make a point of saying that he's normal which does seem a little odd, especially since he isn't lol

[TheWooHooism]

@SerasXHarkonnen He most likely could guess since Twilight is pretty forward, with no twists and no suspense, haha. (my opinion, no offense), and anyone who's close to Bella from when she was a kid would have to have some sort of significance to make the book have any type of conflict or reason to have another book, like he does. I personally thought he would be special myself when I forced myself to read it :P

[SerasXHarkonnen]

@TheWooHooism good point..

[celticcountrylover]

@SerasXHarkonnen Probably. He had HEARD about the series and knew what it was sort of about.

[lstehle17]

@SerasXHarkonnen he is normal in the first book tho he hasnt had the "symptoms" of being a werewolf. that happens in the 2nd book

[balloooonatic]

@SerasXHarkonnen yeah i thought that too

[ShaneneAndGeorgia]

Oh Alex; so cute, yet so clueless:')

[hogwartsismyhoodgurl]

In Twilight as in the whole series the biology class where they are pricking their fingers made me feel the most grossed out.

[Stebbiiful]

Oh yes, Jacob... The normal bloke...

[MsBridgeMusic]

this is why you need to read new moon... u ahve NO IDEA tht jacob isn't normal! :P

[KhrysHermary]

NONVERSATION

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Sinyeta]

Did Bella tell the sky that it was doing it wrong?

[MagicByStarlight]

I think Bella has Seasonal affective disorder...

[TheDreamerCola]

1:45 - Omg, that's right! Jacob is soooo normal! :D ..in that book.

[cupcake11945]

@TheDreamerCola lol its true....but he wouldnt know since he wont read new moon :(

[GiizemHayta]

"She gets so excited about the.. weather!"

[mrspotter343]

Love how every time you mention Lauren it's always Fucking Lauren :3

[MegumiGoose]

I remembered when I challenged myself to read these, I got so lost in all the high school names... couldn't get them sorted until I watched the movie... because the movie has faces.

The only name I got right was Mike's, because I liked him. He was nice.

[iXavierTV]

@kejollneys I was gonna comment this xD

[shanzmay88]

Me and my mate Lucy have quotes on this. The best one is when he says 'i should point out that she's going to sleep. He hasn't sedated her as part of his rapist plan' :')

[1NEVBEAR1]

Tom at the start was priceless.

[SauceLlorona1990]

"in Biology the only class Bella seems to have" I can't stop laughing XD

[Emigmatiic]

I say "fucking Lauren and her blonde hair" far too much...