Mass Effect 2 - Assorted Unused Prologue Audio

[BunsterByne]

4:40

So THATS why my targeting reticule always turns red when I aim at doors. I'd always wondered about that.

[ezio1507]

3:53 Wilson posing for Playgirl Magazine

[OrionoftheStar]

@xboxcp Actually, there were two Kassa Locusts; the famous one, that killed two presidents, and a replica of it.

[allnotathome]

I didn't know my oomor had ootomated healing functions?

[AlexZebol]

5:31 what is here doing the golo of planet?

[alynnidalar]

Three, four, five, six! Six dossiers! Ah ah ah!

[Abel20079]

may this video poster NEVER be a photographer

[OrionoftheStar]

It is amazing how, over the course of two years, EVERY single weapon switches to thermal clips. And how a historic weapon also happens to use the new thermal clips (the Locust from Kasumi's loyalty mission). And how the Geth conveniently switched over to using thermal clips. And how the incredibly-more-advanced Collectors use thermal clips too.

[ginnoveffect]

@OrionoftheStar Actually it was the geth who were using thermal clips originally, and organics used the geth tech they found on the Citadel and implemented it.

[wolf99000]

@ginnoveffect yea everyone noted that the geth got better rates of fire and the thermal clips were the reason so everyone adapted there weapons to use them

[xboxcp]

@OrionoftheStar the locust was a repilcia wasn't it? so it was probably modified to use thermal clips.

[UltraSonicTH]

1:11 unused sex scene.

[Tsunaphoenix3]

+500 points for "Space Kanye".

[Vincentiusify]

lol @ miranda's retard face. The perfect human? I don't think so :P

[YellowoboeThe]

That doors got armor.

I WANT ARMOR!

[th3d3storoy3r]

1:50 - "Are you naturally this creepy or is it just me"

[rorshachfan]

ugh... Miranda's chin... is so broad...She looks like she had 50 plastic surgeries and they just made her worse....

[ab9350]

Why couldn't they have left the thermal clip dialogue in?

[a0classcriminal]

Good thing that constant nagging and Kane's... I mean, Wilson's "big reveal scene" got the axe. "Brevity is the soul of wit"! And a non-pissoff tutorial.

Also, derpy faces and TIM playing "how many dossiers will fit into my sleeve" ftw.

[icu445566]

1:19

sheppard, i just jizzed in my pants

[Identityis]

Ah yes, "Miranda Lawson." A super bitchy Cerberus lady with an awesome rack. We have dismissed such claims.

[ArctheDark]

1.13- Derpy, derp derp, commmander.

[ZoninV]

Lets count the dossiers.

1 dossiers! AH AH AH!

2 dossiers! AH AH AH!

3 dossiers! Ah AH AH!

4 dossiers! Ah ah ah!

5 dossiers! Ah ah ah!

6! 6 Dossiers! Ah AH AH!

[MrTomothy]

These were the party pics that Miranda untagged herself from on Facebook

[MrTristanishere]

HAhahaha mirandas face at 0:20

[akatsukifanboy102]

WHY WAIT?!

[mansoor619]

She made him DANCE CRAZY

[v2099]

i love how you make this funny, kudos

[naierer]

3:53 XDDDDDDDD

[Ameshkaren]

u found the most terrible faces possible, nice job:D

[dillydob1]

1:17 she has defo took some Red sand

[FrigidAxe]

Since thermal clips were a recent invention, wouldn't Shep have no knowledge of them upon waking up?

[KainLupus13]

@FrigidAxe Presumeably, since the thermal clips are based on Geth weaponary, Shepherd was aware of the technology while it was in the initial stages of development. (S)He took what Miranda said and put two and two together

[smashbrosfan25]

this is actually better she would heave been with at the beggining

[rethinker0010]

Space kanye. lol awesome.

[ColeVecsion]

Damn and i thoght miranda was annoying in the fineshed version of the escape >__>;

[sarttan]

How many dossiers?

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

6 dossiers!! Ah ah ah ah ah!

[djklink20009]

i like the unused audio but whats with the silly comments . its unused for a reason no need to shit on it some more.

[V2Blast]

@djklink20009 Because listening to them ramble on without context is boring.

[Beriorn]

1:34 Oh god that face.

[OmniGeno]

Three people who watched this video were "not Cerberus material".

[Killarila]

is it me or you just have a n00bs mind?

[randooom123]

lmao space kanye XD

[JPRegal93]

lol @ Space Kanye. I usually just call them "New Ashley" and "New Kaidan".

[BlackIrishman100]

lol did you get the facial expressions with GMOD?

[connecttokan]

thumbs up if you had sex with her in the end

[CiNtO92]

Pull those MEXicans OFF THE BORDER lmao...

[drag0nfis7]

"the assault rifle will blast through their shields. USE THE SHOTGUN!!!"

guess Miranda really was the traitor in the tutorial

[tyaty]

@drag0nfis7

Unless, they meant the Geth plasma shotgun.

[ApplesauceBandit]

I rofl'd at miranda's facial expressions.

[theQuestion626]

lmfao i'm sure the actors themselves must've rolled their eyes or had a few chuckles at the expense of some of this dialogue. Some of it is pretty cool, but ultimately useless. It's just good for added filler.

[OverlordMD]

1:12

MIRANDA ORGASM FACE

[tpease31]

Space Kanye LOL! Oh my god that was funny. I'm glad they cut that dialogue out or I would never use Miranda or Jacob. Oh wait...I don't anyways lol.

[Detiminator]

So just to clarify... should i load up a thermal clip?

[TheCookiepanda]

The word 'dossier' has lost all meaning.

[skytop082]

I have some dossiers, Three-no SIX wait-Aw shit!

[skytop082]

Miranda Lawson = Female Sgt. Foley, Commander Shepard = Pvt. James Ramirez of the future.

[vendo233]

Oh you Mother-- I'M IN CHARGE HERE, TIM EVEN SAID SO, SO STFU!

Love it!

[Pyrofreak321]

3:11 Cpt. Foley from CoD 1

[darkhawk155]

Does the fact that The Elusive Man's eyes look robotic and that (spoiler) saving the base for him was the renegade option make anyone else really not like this guy at ALL? You know, since you're fighiting MACHINES, and he wanted you to NOT BLOW UP THEIR BASE???

[T0pcatFilms]

@darkhawk155 yeah, i mean remember how meched out SAREN was in ME1

[DasWolfen]

I can't help but be reminded of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch when I hear TIM's lines about dossiers. "Our three dossiers are... four! Our fou- five! Our five dossiers a- six! Our si- I'll come in again." hehehe

[scaryninja1693]

The illusive man is probably just Bill Gates in disguise.

[StasAnanas]

@scaryninja1693 Nice joke. But every actually knows that... That Issjuzive mAn iz a bloody spai!!!

[expatfraser]

1:51 Epic Face

[Sursion7]

From the dialogue, it seems the game knew what weapons and powers you had available (use your sniper rifle, etc.). They should of left that in the game.

[MisterDyslexo]

That door has heavy armour plating! Those quarians never had a chance

[streetcakePC]

3:54 Haha, nice manly pose there, Wilson.

[BeGodlyBeLynn]

04:50 thank GOD they left that crap out of the final game.

[jmr48080]

"Not Cerberus material" means they passed high school chemistry without killing everyone involved.

[FrostbittenWolf]

@jmr48080

Oh that explains it. All i did was pass high school chemistry and then perform invasive brain surgery, wiping the memory of my classmates and teachers. Only three of them died in the process.

[snakesrule5]

@jmr48080 and didn't say it was necessary after they did.

[jakascott21]

@jmr48080 or using them as test subjects

[snakesrule5]

@jmr48080

Chemistry teacher: i can't give you an A since you killed all your classmates.

student who is 'cerberus material': but it was nessacary.

[Kumarenz]

how do you view the soundfiles

[lollerfisk]

The montage of Miranda screenshots is going to give me nightmares.

[greghannibal]

i do miss the grenades from the first game...

[fluffybunny937]

Those pics of Miranda, just wow uncanny valley going on there.

[OneEye109]

03:18 WHY, I ask WHY we didn't got the possibility to answer that way!

[BlastedToitles]

Jesus, after the video ended, i thought an hour and a half had passed.

Glad they cut most of that out of there. They did a minor screwup as soon as you healed wilson though, it's as if Steven Blum is whispering in your ear to overload the canisters.

[WaterDumple]

Three dossiers.

Four dossiers.

Wait, no. Five.

Six.

SIX DOSSIERS.

[sepewrath]

Seven, Seven Bats

[DelphinusW]

@WaterDumple Ah-ah-ah!

[pukefeast]

Holy shit 0:17 will haunt me forever.

[georock123]

lol at the closeups

[Jacksolsmith]

Grenades!? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Nyxiz]

interesting, thanks