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  • FUS RO DAH

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA@­!@!

  • soooooo fucking wrong!!

  • wait how did i get here from watching wierd harry potter videos?!?

  • O_o

  • that wouldn't work

  • I dont even understand wtf you are doing...

  • The cock is a lie.

  • infinite buttsex.

  • but where are 1 through 31?

  • I thought that like. o_o He was going to shoot it at his girlfriend's va jay jay and then another one a hot girl's va jay jay. <_<;

  • me and my friend used to talk about this exact thing years ago xD fucking lol'd.. but as you thrust.. your ass also goes foward... so like... nothing happens..

  • @maccy66

    Not if your penis is incredibly long. Then it doesn't matter.

  • @AstrayChronicle It does, cause you'd move with it.

  • @baneat

    Let's put an impossible value in just to easily demonstrate this. If it were one meter long it wouldn't matter if you moved or not because its long enough to go in either way.

  • @AstrayChronicle Yeah but you wouldn't be able to do anything with it after that

  • Two pieces of plywood and you're good

  • DO NOT WANT

  • LMAO NASTY XD

  • Welp...Avada kedavra

  • co ja oglądam ...

  • Bumception!... Sorry, don't know what happened to me right there...

  • infinite loltrain

  • the effects and video together are so nice, too bad this video is ruined by the stupid idea... it could've been so much nicer ... just being honest.

  • @BongDubstepRO Blah blah blah like you've never been on 4chan

  • A gay approves this message.

  • Fuck... I had quite a similar idea... blowjob... And that would work easily.

  • Ohh god now i'm at the gay part of YouTube

  • Haha, this actually makes him a gay man if you think about it.

  • @Lacktardo So when you wank you commit a gay act? Oh you are such a homo!

  • @ilikeost No I'm not a homo. You're not smart enough to realize that the sensation will be different in this kind of situation :P

  • @Lacktardo Nope it's you that isn't smart enough to understand. Try again. What makes him a gay man? He has sex with himself? When you wank you have a sexuall act with yourself, isn't that also gay by your standard? Alas acording to you, you are a homo. Not that I think it's anything wrong with that but accept who you are and embrace your gayness, well if we follow your so called "logic"...

  • @ilikeost Ouch, looks like you got "butt-hurt" :D

  • @Lacktardo And it looks like you got owned.

  • @ilikeost Trolls never get owned :)

  • @ilikeost He's gay because he wants to get fucked in the ass by a man's dick.

  • @FeepingCreature BLAAAAARRRGHHH!!! I know it's hard to read but give it a go.

  • Whats funnier, this video or the comments discussing how its not possible cos if you thrust forward then you move away from yourself, NEWSFLASH, portals are not possible (utilizing current technology).... The video made me chuckle anyway

  • This is all for science, of course.

  • goatse....

  • APERTURE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

  • double orgasm

  • that would be my second choice

  • I expected Autofellatio.

  • Youtube didn't flag this because he's weiner is so small.

  • @Vuongedge Yes. That explains why it is able to stretch a foot through alternate dimension into his asshole.

  • .. .. .. OH GAWD!

  • Disgusting

  • when I said 'I hope more of these are made' earlier, I mean 'Inappropriate Portal Gun Use' videos.. not bumming videos

  • No more lonely nights fapping, only lonely nights having self sex.

  • How about, like, if you shot a portal onto a guy, then kicked him into another portal on the ground or something? That'd break the universe.

  • @SaxonProductions Ya can't cuz ya can only shoot portals on white walls

  • haha, great stuff

  • It's about time someone made a video of this

  • Impossible. When you thrust forward, your ass would also move forward (away from your penis), making it impossible.

  • @NViscera what if you move the wall the portal is placed on? that should do the trick

  • That wouldn't work.

  • That wouldn't work cause if you tried to move forward, you'd be moving away from yourself.

  • we were all thinking it

  • I hope more are made of these :)

  • This was brilliant.

    On another note, Oh how much I miss Doomsday Arcade, I really hope you get a shot with another web-series.

  • I love this, so funny

  • this is fucking brilliant.

  • You sir, are a genius. I leave it at that. ;P

  • I love it.

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