me and my friend used to talk about this exact thing years ago xD fucking lol'd.. but as you thrust.. your ass also goes foward... so like... nothing happens..
Let's put an impossible value in just to easily demonstrate this. If it were one meter long it wouldn't matter if you moved or not because its long enough to go in either way.
@Lacktardo Nope it's you that isn't smart enough to understand. Try again. What makes him a gay man? He has sex with himself? When you wank you have a sexuall act with yourself, isn't that also gay by your standard? Alas acording to you, you are a homo. Not that I think it's anything wrong with that but accept who you are and embrace your gayness, well if we follow your so called "logic"...
Whats funnier, this video or the comments discussing how its not possible cos if you thrust forward then you move away from yourself, NEWSFLASH, portals are not possible (utilizing current technology).... The video made me chuckle anyway
FUS RO DAH
XxSK8xKLUTCHxX 1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA@!@!
cakeplox 1 week ago
soooooo fucking wrong!!
JegMagterJerIkke 1 week ago
wait how did i get here from watching wierd harry potter videos?!?
aurasphere5000 2 weeks ago
O_o
EdVCast 2 weeks ago
that wouldn't work
SpyGuysX 4 weeks ago
I dont even understand wtf you are doing...
SunderedMoon 1 month ago
The cock is a lie.
onecrazylemming 1 month ago 3
infinite buttsex.
kennyneopets 1 month ago
but where are 1 through 31?
MilkTheBigCat 1 month ago
I thought that like. o_o He was going to shoot it at his girlfriend's va jay jay and then another one a hot girl's va jay jay. <_<;
Whitatoodanis 1 month ago
me and my friend used to talk about this exact thing years ago xD fucking lol'd.. but as you thrust.. your ass also goes foward... so like... nothing happens..
maccy66 1 month ago
@maccy66
Not if your penis is incredibly long. Then it doesn't matter.
AstrayChronicle 1 month ago
@AstrayChronicle It does, cause you'd move with it.
baneat 3 weeks ago
@baneat
Let's put an impossible value in just to easily demonstrate this. If it were one meter long it wouldn't matter if you moved or not because its long enough to go in either way.
AstrayChronicle 3 weeks ago
@AstrayChronicle Yeah but you wouldn't be able to do anything with it after that
baneat 3 weeks ago
Two pieces of plywood and you're good
RollinRetards 1 month ago
DO NOT WANT
animeasianman 1 month ago in playlist More videos from timtimfed 3
LMAO NASTY XD
Skaucat 1 month ago
Welp...Avada kedavra
sammyG55 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
co ja oglądam ...
MrDondek 2 months ago
Bumception!... Sorry, don't know what happened to me right there...
GlassedGamer 2 months ago
infinite loltrain
lolrobtwashlol 2 months ago
the effects and video together are so nice, too bad this video is ruined by the stupid idea... it could've been so much nicer ... just being honest.
BongDubstepRO 2 months ago
@BongDubstepRO Blah blah blah like you've never been on 4chan
JohnKonorJunior 2 months ago
A gay approves this message.
saihtamw 2 months ago
Fuck... I had quite a similar idea... blowjob... And that would work easily.
ArekDamianBal 2 months ago
Ohh god now i'm at the gay part of YouTube
TraxTebeDox1 2 months ago
Haha, this actually makes him a gay man if you think about it.
Lacktardo 2 months ago
@Lacktardo So when you wank you commit a gay act? Oh you are such a homo!
ilikeost 2 months ago
@ilikeost No I'm not a homo. You're not smart enough to realize that the sensation will be different in this kind of situation :P
Lacktardo 2 months ago
@Lacktardo Nope it's you that isn't smart enough to understand. Try again. What makes him a gay man? He has sex with himself? When you wank you have a sexuall act with yourself, isn't that also gay by your standard? Alas acording to you, you are a homo. Not that I think it's anything wrong with that but accept who you are and embrace your gayness, well if we follow your so called "logic"...
ilikeost 2 months ago 2
@ilikeost Ouch, looks like you got "butt-hurt" :D
Lacktardo 2 months ago
@Lacktardo And it looks like you got owned.
ilikeost 2 months ago
@ilikeost Trolls never get owned :)
Lacktardo 2 months ago
@ilikeost He's gay because he wants to get fucked in the ass by a man's dick.
FeepingCreature 1 month ago in playlist More videos from timtimfed
@FeepingCreature BLAAAAARRRGHHH!!! I know it's hard to read but give it a go.
ilikeost 1 month ago
Whats funnier, this video or the comments discussing how its not possible cos if you thrust forward then you move away from yourself, NEWSFLASH, portals are not possible (utilizing current technology).... The video made me chuckle anyway
MrPaulHamby 2 months ago
This is all for science, of course.
CallMeDjm 2 months ago
goatse....
pragues90 2 months ago
APERTURE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
SantiLeyva 2 months ago
double orgasm
browniesbear 2 months ago
that would be my second choice
artsfestoriginals 6 months ago
I expected Autofellatio.
jarpasmannen 6 months ago 3
Youtube didn't flag this because he's weiner is so small.
Vuongedge 7 months ago
@Vuongedge Yes. That explains why it is able to stretch a foot through alternate dimension into his asshole.
KissTheGeek 2 months ago 2
.. .. .. OH GAWD!
nameno1elsehas 9 months ago
Disgusting
Andreyj857 9 months ago
when I said 'I hope more of these are made' earlier, I mean 'Inappropriate Portal Gun Use' videos.. not bumming videos
pirate1guy 10 months ago 72
No more lonely nights fapping, only lonely nights having self sex.
klaridon 10 months ago 109
How about, like, if you shot a portal onto a guy, then kicked him into another portal on the ground or something? That'd break the universe.
SaxonProductions 10 months ago
@SaxonProductions Ya can't cuz ya can only shoot portals on white walls
link1nl 10 months ago
haha, great stuff
KarlsPlaylist 10 months ago
It's about time someone made a video of this
Spiwak003 10 months ago
Impossible. When you thrust forward, your ass would also move forward (away from your penis), making it impossible.
NViscera 10 months ago 4
@NViscera what if you move the wall the portal is placed on? that should do the trick
majsbullen 2 months ago
That wouldn't work.
Xrick56 10 months ago
That wouldn't work cause if you tried to move forward, you'd be moving away from yourself.
michaelsoftman 10 months ago
we were all thinking it
IWILLEATYOUHEAD 10 months ago
I hope more are made of these :)
pirate1guy 10 months ago
This was brilliant.
On another note, Oh how much I miss Doomsday Arcade, I really hope you get a shot with another web-series.
Silverlightaura 10 months ago
I love this, so funny
MaybeSomeWhatCool 10 months ago
this is fucking brilliant.
McFletcherson 10 months ago
You sir, are a genius. I leave it at that. ;P
AsherTownsend 10 months ago
I love it.
TheInvisibleHorse 10 months ago