Terminator 3 Sergent Candy Scene

[227060]

this is scary in so many ways

[murdoc995]

sergeant

[captaincoach92]

Did anyone else get a Starship Troopers vibe from this?

[carsandcats34]

@captaincoach92 Hell yeah

[HisLordDudeness]

OoOoOH! It's ME!

[Sh0ckmaster]

I always thought that the T-800 in Terminator sounded like he did because he didn't know how to do a human voice.

[locjuan25]

@Sh0ckmaster They obviously couldn't fix it and this promotional video caused lulz among the technology community and decided to remove the natural accent generator for good. only left with a bare primitive code that made the T-800 Like some Austrian steroid infused dude who can barely speak english

[timewzrd3]

I would have gone to the theater to see the movie, just to see this scene. And then I would have left.

[TheSlickAndroid]

How do we go from a well written, academy award winning science fiction film(Terminator 2) to, well, this?

this feels more like something out of a cartoon than a Terminator movie.

[Dryued]

Arnie's face at the end was almost terrifying, as if he was saying "You've seen me like THAT, now I can't let you live, you bastard".

[lenix016]

We can fix it.

[LovecraftianToenail]

I feel like this is a Saturday Night Live sketch, not a deleted scene...

[philjes1]

YES

[ftolmsteen]

That's what a terminator needs. A voice that sounds like Samuel L Jackson with a country hick accent.

[philjes1]

hu

[JDrakeify]

really funny and well worth watching but i'm really glad they didnt put this in the film

[drekson23]

Really! if they put this on the actual movie it will change my perception of Cool Cyborg Arnold, lol

[Stridus7]

he sounds black

[Combaine]

Cave Johnson - we're done here.

[mrhp9]

Oooh. It's ME :D :l

[TheRhinehart86]

Ladies and gentlemen, former Governor of the richest state in America and the 6th richest economy in the world. What dignity

[gymnutter89]

Is it possibleto un-see things?

[Gangrichie]

1:25 is that arnold?

[jsteffey88]

1:08-1:26 WTF!!

[SymphonicX]

Why debate the theology around this movie/scene? It validates this horrible film as a part of a brilliant, serious science fiction movie.

It's a catastrophic blemish on the story's timeline. This scene is "hilarious", but that's exactly why it fails. The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day were intelligent science fiction movies. This scene is definitely not better than what we all dreamt could be the reason for the T-800 looking like he did over the years. No way.

[TheTheundertaker15]

we can fix it

[thewierddood]

ya dawg get to tha chowpper

[renne1992]

I thought it could't get any worse...but then they came with terminator 4...I feel you Cameron

[BurtGoaler]

i hope i did never see this

[xXDennisThaGangstaXx]

T3 wasn't that bad!

[dave55811]

I like how they swapped Arnie's voice for a black guy. This scene was hilarious. As was the rest of the movie. xD

[jazz265]

@dave55811 According to what I read it was Samuel L. Jackson's voice

[UsernameHasExpired]

What time does that appear in the film. I know it's a deleted scene, but I mean if it were included in the movie. Where does that go in between what scenes, does anyone know?

[NATESOR]

>top secret innovation. >PR clip. :facepalm:

[alikalik85]

This movie was unbelievable crap which pissed on both Cameron's prequels.

[SciFiWebcam]

@ATDStudios Thank you. Now I can get a clear picture of why I don't like it.

[DNAmoives]

HOW DID IT GO FROM T2 TO THIS?

[sparkybigpIsBack]

we can fix it

[windchester5]

I like the way they dubbed Arnolds real voice on to the guy who said "we can fix it" so they some way to get his voice in that scene

[SciFiWebcam]

I realize, compared to the first two films, this movie doesn't measure up. But can anyone give me a few clear examples as to why?

[ATDStudios]

@SciFiWebcam No Edward Furlong, and no James Cameron for starters. I heard he AND Linda Hamilton hated the script.

[SyndicateOfDesign]

@SciFiWebcam First off, they added jokes so we laugh at the Terminator, which goes against why we love this killing machine. Second, the movie was nowhere near the first two in "the look" meaning the way the Arnold moved, the director of the 3rd didnt study the first two to get the feel, they basically tried to remake the 2nd one and failed.

[Ax8472]

This isn't a deleted scene from T3!!! It was a scene from T3: Rise of the Machines, a game on the PS2.

[jdfreeze08]

@Ax8472 It's probably both, but it's a deleted scene from the movie. They filmed it and thought it was too silly for the movie and took away from the atmosphere.

[marchrabbit85]

T3 was a bullshit, but dis scene make more sence to a whole seties! Why? WHY??? Why they removed all good stuff?

[BBnanner]

We Con feex it.

[FrshJurassicPrnceYA]

The reason why Arnold had that serious face in the end is because he found out that they were going to delete this scene!

[Coooksta]

Too much dialogue and not enough classic Arnie one-liners.

I don't know, something like;

"First I run, then I kill"

"Remember when I said I was going to model the face after this soldier? I lied"

That expression at the end kind of makes up for it.

[paulod27]

This is why Arnold never learned to speak in an American accent, because he probably would have sounded like hick boy William Candy.

[Clamanath]

According to Terminator Wikia, Samuel L. Jackson does the voice of Sargeant Candy.

[neonaft100]

because of the rising of machines they have not had time to change the emphasis and Arni stayed with a German accent

[Visonu]

Scary.......

[monkeysoulpoet]

Anybody else think he sounds like George Foreman?

[2121MrPdaddy]

Was this a deleted scene?

[coolgareth49]

and that is how terminator was...born? made? whatever works

[jakobthe32]

my dad had bought the 2disc dvd set when it came out. Just last week i watched this on the second disc... OHHHH MYY GGOOOOOSHH!!!

[TheVampiressLisa]

Roflmao. This was just awesome. Thank you, Cracked.

[crapObear2323]

@Aussieisbest94 As opposed to a thick Austrian accent?

[aionzeta]

OMFG. ROFL!

[jazz265]

There was a deleted scene were Dr.Silberman dies, anyone know were to find it

[Earych]

Cripes I love deleted scenes! Never expected this one.

[tedwilli9]

that all reminded me of robocop...

[whatuautado]

@Aussieisbest94 "Im lookin for ayh say Im lookin for Sarah Connor. Ya'll seen her?" lol

[Beartallica86]

"OOH! It's Me!" :D .... :[

[Skyrodude]

They should've kept this scene and deleted the whole movie.

[Ataradesu]

@Skyrodude Agreed. What"s sad is that even in T4, the only cool scene was T 800's 4 seconds ...

[navylaks2]

@Skyrodude

So true this was truly an embarestment

[SamIAmSXE]

@Skyrodude Agreed.

[Theboyofsteel23]

@thestranger4812 dont u mean T-800

[Deternalknight]

I think that it was good idea, anyway after the second part the history was changed, and there are many people who looks almost the same and the police had only photo in sunglasses. Anyway this cut scene is better than all third part

[BitVyper]

Hehe, this is a fantastic jab at Hercules in America

[BitVyper]

@BitVyper er, Hercules in New York, that is. My bad.

[anriric23]

Arnold with Samuel L Jackson's voice

lol

[rossjames120]

nice lovie this youtube

[depplewis]

Oh my God I could die from laughing LOL!

[WezzyStef907]

Ahahahahaha, funniest thing I seen Arny do. ''Ooh IT'S ME'' hahaha!

[DjTransilvania]

it's me !

I loved xD

[TheRhinehart86]

though they could have left in the part about aquiring Cyberdine, that would at least explain why the government also called their AI Skynet as well partially covering the inconcistency over the whole 'no fate' theme in T2and the 'destiny' theme in T3. It wasn't destiny, a bunch of corporate ass holes just bought Skynet

[TheRhinehart86]

funny but doesn't belong in the movie, kind of like how this movie doesn't belong in the series

[daspaintrain]

@TheRhinehart86 Whoa whoa whoa, let's save that honor for the fourth one!

[MPRobert05]

Im 12 what is this?

[incinerator327]

@MPRobert05 Terminator. Don't watch it yet. You're too young o.o

[KezoZydis]

Umm...that guy with the remote at 1:24, he sounds like Arnold. Doesn't he?

[grefix]

@KezoZydis Coz it's actually Arnie speaking. They'll use the guy's voice for the t-800

[789123Y]

What the fuck just happened?

[grendelee]

In the "novelization" (yeah, probably not canon, lol) the terminator is modeled after a german mercenary. And the mercenary actually ends up helping Sarah Connor. That sounds pretty cool.

[DragonOf666Heads]

ROFLMAO!!!

[alexchafey]

How come the scientist at 1.25 looks like arnie too?

[asuramundos]

@alexchafey I think that's part of the joke, they changed the T2s voice to that guy exclaiming "We can fix it" which is imitating Arnold's real voice.

[schootingstarr]

@alexchafey he doesn't look one bit like arnie

and it's not a scientist but some enterprise guy selling the system (which are usually not scientists)

[TheWhiteAngelOfLight]

man .. that was fuckin funny

[karmapolice247]

sergent candy should've been arrested for shooting all of the cops in the first movie...  however...

[mukundalonso]

that was funny!

[Kidzilla99]

Why didn't anyone tell me about this? What the fuck!?

[Hobbes1025]

I'm going to find out who did the voice of "Sgt.Candy". Sounds like Meshach Taylor.., but I will find out!

[Wavemaninawe]

@Elfrunner How do you even get a job in the film industry with a name like Noseworthy?

[Elfrunner]

@Wavemaninawe

He was good at acting, apparently. When you can act and someone notices it, your name doesn't matter.

[Wavemaninawe]

@Elfrunner

Noseworthy sounds more like something for the TV networks.

The big screen has always struck me as more favoring contrived c00l names like... Vin Diesel.

[Elfrunner]

@Wavemaninawe

Or an executive, like here in this video. :P He's not a well-known actor, but he does pop up every once in awhile, mostly in Jonathan Mostow's movies, like Terminator 3. Mostow directed Surrogates, which Noseworthy had a part in. Mostow directed Breakdown with Kurt Russell, which Noseworthy was in. Perhaps if Noseworthy had changed or dropped his last name like Thomas Cruise Mapother III did - becoming the illustrious Tom Cruise - he might have been getting more roles.

[Wavemaninawe]

@Elfrunner

Six degrees of Jack Noseworthy?

[Elfrunner]

@Wavemaninawe

You know, come to think of it his name sounds very pirate-y. Captain Jack Noseworthy. Why do they call him that? Because his nose was shaven off by cutlass! He'd be worthy of a new one.

[doctorfeelucky]

it was deleted because it contradicts what Kyle Reese said in the first movie. "The 600 series had rubber skin, we spotted them easy, but these are new, they look human. Sweat, bad breathe, everything, very hard to spot." in which, apparently, the T-800 series with living tissues were not yet developed until like 20 years after the bombs fell. So, this scene would cause humor and confusion for terminator nerds, like me

[cheshireravens]

@doctorfeelucky they changed the outcome of J.D. so now the U.S. Army or whoever built it, giving it the artificial skin.

[TheNewRiflemanBob]

@doctorfeelucky This does not contradict the first movie. The Sargent here is human with a funny voice. They did not develop the first terminators yet. Get it?

[Elfrunner]

@doctorfeelucky

Everything in T3 contradicted the first two movies. But they did address the T-600 issue in Terminator Salvation. They did have rubber skin and they were easy to spot. :P What this scene has is the template for the Terminators they planned on building. This isn't far from the original continuity, which did explain that the Terminators, particularly Arnold's T-800, were based on a human template like this Sergeant Candy.

[northernmunkey1]

classic lol

[planchik]

fucking great!!

[KayRHCP]

I cannot believe they got rid of that!!!! ::(

[Zarkenheim]

Oh, Ahnol! :D

[BigFatCode]

Thank lord they cut that from the movie!

[100littlecurses]

Hey, its Eddie Murphy!

[sirQuarantino]

sgt. Candy will be back in T5:)

[surrealIdeal]

Cracked? what is that?

[spook9614]

It's like a scene from Starship troopers

[aBerlin1945]

So much better than the Austrian accent.

[Leatherbubba]

That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

[ken007avv]

@Leatherbubba luckily the movie industry isnt cater for u or we'll all doom

[thestranger4812]

Glad this was cut. It's inconsistent for two reasons:

1. It's unlikely that the T-1000 model would already have been developed by humans, then used 20 years later by the independent Skynet.

2. Arnie's face was seen at the police shootout in T1, and he would be a hunted man. Arnie's "model" could hardly have risen through the ranks of the military without someone noticing that some who looked just like him was wanted for police murder.

[Sycotic7Syanide]

@thestranger4812 I already understood that first point, but I hadn't even thought of your second point. That just gives even more reason why it wouldn't make sense for this scene to be in the movie. Kinda funny and interesting, but not a good addition to the movie.

[cuppajoesugar]

@thestranger4812 Well, the second reason can be argued against, since Candy would've most likely been a very young child during the events of the first Terminator, and thus his identical looks would've been hand-waved as an unfortunate coincidence.

Terminator 3 is still ass though.

[lordvoldemort578]

@thestranger4812 I agree with the second one. Didn't get the first one.

[DeadEndScreamer]

@thestranger4812 Not to metion it would be assumming that they used the same face for all the terminators, if that were the case Kyle Reese wouldn't need to wait for the terminator to attack Sarah to identify it in the first movie.

[Anarchist86ed]

@thestranger4812 Nasa has technology decades more advanced then what they say. The US army has technology far beyond what they show today.

It's not that far fetched. Bet you didn't know George Lucas rejected CGI effects for the first star wars movie because it was to expensive at the time.

[Spystreak]

@thestranger4812

completely agree

[ManofChrist101]

@thestranger4812 where was the t1000 in this vid?

[kninja41]

@ManofChrist101 He meant T-800

[kailmek]

@thestranger4812 1) you got your models wrong, it's the 800 series they're working on. And since Skynet basically killed everyone and they'd clearly already done modeling, why not use it?

2) in 1984, facial matches were done *by hand.* Good luck getting a hit on an Air Force record, assuming Candy was already in at the time (and if not it would be impossible for the time). And barring a concurrent furlough to muddy things, Candy would have an iron-clad alibi for the shooting.

[knickknack07]

@kailmek 1984 was not some ancient times like you think. They absolutely DID hve computer facial recognition, just as they had computer fingerprint matching. Not nearly as sophisticated as now, but they had it. Just watch the Beverly Hils Cop movies from the time.

[kailmek]

@knickknack07 given how badly fiction protrays investigative techniques like that, I'd want a harder source than a movie that such was available at the time.

And even if it was, it doesn't address two very critical issues: you have to have the guy's picture in your database, and Candy has a very obnoxious Texas accent. How would a California police database have a Texan's photo?

[kailmek]

@knickknack07 second, Candy is a Chief Master Sergeant. That's an enlisted man's career pinnacle in the Air Force. Yeah, you *might* make that rank in 20 years, but it'll probably be closer to 30. So Candy would be several years in the Air Force already. So again, first they have to have AF ID's in the database, then unless he was on furlough, base records would perfectly alibi him. Else the investigation clears him.

[ULTRAHITLER]

@knickknack07 Although theoretically possible, the reality was that computers had nowhere near the processing power to practically perform such a search. Cross checking a database electronically, especially using facial recognition, with 1980s tech would take weeks. I don't know if it was ever done for that reason.

[chance20m]

@thestranger4812 The entire series premise is built on a major logical inconsistancy (temporal paradox) and dozens of minor ones, and you're worried about this one? :)

[triixstar]

I think his voice Cracked. Anyone else hear it?

[dimmddr1]

1:42 "It's-a me!"

[EclipseTheDarkOne]

Forrest Gump was a terminator?

[WanderingTaoist101]

Is that Arnold the one doing that silly voice? I really want to know.

[SoloArtForm]

@WanderingTaoist101 no its an unknown voice actor

[RandyPantheGoatBoy]

@SoloArtForm Actually, no, it's Samuel L Jackson.

[jong4tv]

I do know this scene because have Terminator 3: Rise of Machine video-game and also one of the bonus content was this hole delete scene from Terminator 3: Rise of The Machine the movie.

[pwnrzero]

My childhood.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............­

[svacast]

He's wearing a CCT beret!



[gallifrey1212]

As soon as Arnold opened his mouth and that god-awful dubbed over Souther accent came out, I was like, "WTF" for, like, ten years.

[MrMikeTheDude]

"WE CAN FIX IT" ....it´s  Priceless! ;)

[DarkLordDiablos]

@MrMikeTheDude It makes you wonder when the guy speaks in Arnie's voice, if Chief Master Sergeant William Candy's voice is the voice the actor who had Arnie's voice.

Very funny scene though cause with how Arnie looks and the voice makes you wonder if on weekends he's known by another name.

[promisedeyes]

Frankly, Terminator 3 sucked. Compared to the first two, it's just... wow...

[Static0X]

better than "talk to hand" joke

[theguy782]

they really should have included this in T3 its great!

[darthhideous8]

Both impressive and hilarious.

[tailsadventure]

Anyone else notice the song on the video sounds similar to the A-Team theme?

[DetectiveLance]

Yeah, no. Fun little scene, but glad they cut it.

[Rricciardi1021]

Ooh.. I'ts me!

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[parasynaxis]

... We can fix it. :-|

[1Adr1an6]

MUAHAHA !

[paulod27]

This is why Arnie never faked an American accent in his movies!

[KidRevan]

Ooh ... it's me :D

.... :[

[paulod27]

This scene should have been kept in because it's cool to see the human version of the cyborg with the dumb american voice being changed into his unmistakable AHNOLD VOICE!

[asdf932]

Imagine the laugh you would have shared if you saw this in the theater. A bittersweet ROFL!

[esquiloassasino]

OO It's Mee xD

[HollywoodLights1992]

@Leda1974 but remember in this series the future isn't written. It's very possible that when the computers were destroyed it made this the reality. Besides that the other terminators that look different are different models. This particular model happens to be Arnold. He even admits in t3 his model comes off an assembly line. Other than that this scene was FUNNY. Arnold with that voice. OMG.

[sophidius1]

Makes me think of Spaceship troopers with its laughable commercials: 'Would you like to learn more?"

[NocturnaLucid]

Why is this a bad scene? That's an amazing, funny and well-executed idea.

[TheSteelyMan]

Thumbs up if Cracked.com brought you here.