Olivia Munn will ENSLAVE US ALL!!!

[mwm75028]

Aliens come to earth?! "Hey guys, grab a beer, take a seat, grab one for me too while your up will ya?! Pro bowl is fixin to come on, oh and don't try to abduct me, I'm armed to the teeth so just relax, have a good time"

[YburGrebnesor]

inn glad Phil's still cool, unlike RAY

[DreamingReal3]

Cool, the old PhillyD!

[rbnblaze]

I'm fortunate enough to have a "friend" preparing for a similar situation, they have stockpiles of food and guns, so I would probably go there

[sarahsoccergirl]

I'd see you in Kansas

[GamerLad117]

If the aliens weren't douchebags, then I would have some cool new friends to hang with (and blow shit up with lasers with). If they were like the aliens from scary/apocolyptic movies and games, then I would go all Rambo on their asses. If I'm going to die, I will go out in a USEFUL blaze of glore. Not a useless blaze of glory like a school shooter or racist jackass who tries suicide by police.

[whitewolf1519]

What would happen if aliens invaded earth: the doctor would do something exceedingly clever and send them all away. Then hop into the TARDIS and fly away with someone(hopefully me)....

[nickdr5672]

Nothing aliens are already here!

[THEasianFROMtheBLOCK]

Bush won he technically killed osama

[edz2za2]

fy

[Turpinator33]

639 people are faggots.

@ken2go2 Btw, your a huge "FAG" yourself

[Turpinator33]

639 people are faggots.

[ken2go2]

FAG

[thesten99]

but still munn means dick in estonian :)

[JamesTKirkCobain]

I hate to say this chick is hot because of course every guy does anytime they see a chick who plays the "I am hot scene" but I gotta say, this girl is goddamn freaking hot! Like George C. Scott would say in Patton: "Simply magnificent! By God I love it!"

[HerptotheDerp]

dead celebrities = 1 month, 24 days after this was uploaded :'( RIP The Rev

[kaiserazu11]

OLIVIA!!!!!!! MY LOVE

[1stKaro365]

What is the song at the end??? I know it's Ronald Jenkees but what song?

[SuperBellyflop]

who did the joker that was amazing. win and llamas for everyone

[brockrampage]

) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[richwutang]

@brockrampage. This isnt even funny or clever....

[chidori9994]

monkeyy

[burder2007]

i want the thing with the monkey on it :)

[SkateHomeless]

Maine: You can either have gay rights or weed.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING PICK AND STAND UP FOR IT!!!

(BTW, I'm from Maine, and I'm tolerant. GO PIRATES!)

[akechi9]

we MUST build that city!!

[Ayamiewolfprincess]

Wow so much unnecessary hate. It's like the sex scenes in a Stephen King novel. Anyway, I view gay people as a food that I dislike. Let's call the gay people carrots in my case. I don't particularly like carrots, sometimes I have to look away politely as someone eats carrots, but I can still tolerate them. If there are carrots, I just don't eat them. They're not my preferred way to go but I don't take them and shove them in the trash.

[kambiz2]

i fucking hate this guy hope he dies

[kambiz2]

i fucking hate this guy hope he dies

[kemp10]

a dane cook wannabe?....wow this is terrible

[MNTN19]

wow, your actually funny. I didn't believe, but it's true. weird

[nguyenimproved]

wtf. this guy is a faggot

[OMGZPANADAS]

@nguyenimproved STFU Nation FTW

[TheQuicheMandrill]

this mother fucker is finally famous! his face is flashed up in mr plinketts star trek review, maybe that will satisfy his need for attention and he'll stop this nonsense.

[FridayInCandyland]

I wanna go to Cheetohville!!! Woot woot!

[possession2]

I hate you cunt face, go and die.

[JSauer89]

boobs or die

[bigboy45454545]

Who else is sick of this moron? I click on it and this fucking idiot comes up.

[765198776808]

your videos rocks

[a7xsongs69]

lol the joker commercial was so funny

[alfonso2501]

I love Olivia Munn!

[pbjrocks7]

Phil I love u but I live in Maine and I am not gay but i view gay people the way you do.. The election made me sad.. It was rigged.. There were dumb commercials that made people think that teachers would say "BE GAY" this is a state where half the population is made up of rednecks and they believe everything the tv says.. Ok so everyone but me from Maine can hate gays.. But know that some chick from Maine does like gays.. I had a softball coach once.. They were gay.. And nice.. So.. Yeah.

[JBCWarehouse]

Haters, if you dont like this guy, don't go watching his videos and commenting on them. Go watch something you'll like instead of wasting your time by watching something you hate.

PhillyD Ftw.

[thatsmctarded]

@JBCWarehouse

Leo: If you put "cute kitten" in the title of your YouTube video, you're gonna get a million hits. And then I link that to my website and you can see my stand-up on my website. It's genius.

Ira:Why don't you just call it like, "Megan Fox Blows Someone"? And then more people would Google that.

(quote from "Funny People")

[hitmanmoneyk]

Stop making video i am gonna die from laughter or lack of eating cause i am either pissing myself or to busy laughing on the floor.

[hitmanmoneyk]

Lol pop control lol

[TotalitarianPacMan]

QOTD:

[soulsistah102]

haha with a little PAZAZZ!!

[unicycle28w]

how u make ur self look like joker

[AdonijahAvenged]

ah, i remember the sidebar

[funkj123]

@hearUme89 the same thing goes man u wanna see her google images or just try reading the description of the video first. Also dont get mad at the guy who posted the video clearly he is not a 'chode face' and who gives you the right to insult the man he didnt go out personally to trick you, if u'd noticed the title incorporates a theme of the video. My final point to you is that if u wanna see this girl, philyD graciously puts links in the description for everything he covers for people like you.

[coolcat318999]

no phill northern maine hates gay. southern maine voted almost exact oppeset

[THExSCARFACExSOCIETY]

Thumbs up for RayWillianjohnson

[Jkun]

Are those small cuts between the sentences the new hype or something? o.O

~Jkun~

[australiandropout]

@Jkun there the edits

[1TieDye1]

that why i love colorado, we have more medical marijuana dispesaries than starbucks

[alexhan6]

Duct tape their door shut.

[SpankMeDaddy]

This fucking queer needs to die in a fire. What a lame ass-clown.

[TheRain15]

It's cool coz munn=Dick in my language... (I'm estonian)

[bbr55555]

quick get to the underground bunker

[mccartyboys]

hey Phil!! check out the town I live in called girdwood...it is also a ski/snowboard resort! but yeahh..check it out

[orkfan101]

it would end with olivia munns mouth on my dick i know

[Arsenicpanda]

olivia munn is annoying. :l

[snoopdogplaya36]

fuck this guy

[StevenGarcia0]

~ VERY NICE ~ VERY CUTE ~ VERY COOL ~

[thewalkinglitch]

i cant wait to see you on nothingtoxic(dot)com phil , with some one asking "is annoying white guy who got beaten to death by angry transvestite with dildo, died?"

[XxxxxxxARIESxxxxxxX]

oh ya and we are aliens, we live on a giant rock flying throught space, look at an elephant, I mean REALLY LOOK AT AN ELEPHANT, or an ant eater, squid, jelly fish, a FLIPPING TURTLE, we're aliens dude get over it.

[XxxxxxxARIESxxxxxxX]

I hate this guy.

[KinGkWeEzy]

@XxxxxxxARIESxxxxxxX me too i hate those fucken kinds of people they think they know celebrities wich dont ..fuck I HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT I WANTED TO SEE MORE OF OLIVIA AND THIS FUCKN LISP ASS MOTHER FUCKER CAME UP

[Valkiryn]

God Olivia Munn does not look hot all you who think so face it. She looks like a sl^t with a nice body, but a face that looks like she was hit with a bag of 90$ in nickles topped with a rat and ferret fighting.

[SouthParkRokz98]

EPIC FAIL AT THE BEGGINING

[DannerstheMuffin]

i wouldn't mind being enslaved by oliva munn...

[cedownsu123]

hahaha that's some funny shit man

Dude, i have a suggestion: make a channel where you do ur thing, but blazed

[Shelbyroe]

Dude, ASHLAND, OREGON. Largest concentration of stoners on earth. College liberal town, ski resort, lots of growers, lax police system.

[ninoshi9]

I want to be Olivia Munn's slave. She might be too young for president but thank god for dictatorship.

[bbr55555]

if they were hot enslave them to suck my dick and if they wanted to kill me well theres always chuck norris

[bbr55555]

if they were hot enslave them to suck my dick and if they wanted to kill me well theres always chuck norris

[Highperkid]

LOL

[bearsumri]

Munn in my country means dick

[furon3]

IF ALEINS CAME TO EARTH, ide be like WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU IM SICK OF ALL THES STUPID ASSHOLES WHO OVER USE THE CAPS LOCK!!!

[STOPDATSHIZ]

I would tear my balls of to see Olivia munn and Megan fox fuck

[BrettSmith92]

@STOPDATSHIZ I'm second on that!

[boogiechillen123]

if you tore your balls off you'd get no pleasure from seeing munn and fox fuck.

[hendern4]

guy at the beginning was fucking hilarious

[Mechafree]

If aliens would find us theyld prolly think "oh shit, those crazy mother§$%ers are like biologic berserker probes...we should prolly end them!"

Or..if they are anything like us: "oh..that looks like cheap labour force" ^^

[tragicdisaster16]

lmfao *with a little pizaz"

[1Nacforsale]

nu uh you fucked up more!!! LMAO

[ollie7912]

I'd handlebar that bich! XD lol

[quevendes86]

boring

[marclee82]

Population control with a lil pazazz hahaha

[rafi66]

pop them zits fool!

[geeseapples]

Yo i came here for olivia munn, now you can either deliver or apologize to my penis

[milkeyballs]

@geeseapples i 2nd this

[ChefPJ12]

@geeseapples you can check the links in about 5 seconds....

[iloveyou1997jd]

@geeseapples u make dissing phil funny hehe i do love phil though

[guysdave1]

Well if they were as hot as Olivia Munn I probably wouldn't mind!

[HaloSquirtle]

@THEINCREDIBLEAMAZING You are retarded

[THEINCREDIBLEAMAZING]

Go fuck your father. I was bored and wanted to see if this crap could possibly work.

[onestepshadow]

i know it sucks right?

[alaskanhuskeee92]

intro dui lol

[fpbologna]

you are one funny mother fucker phill.....

[supershard555]

next to a cheeto factory

[EmiliaFan]

What's wrong with whacking off to Olivia every day?

[SacredNinjaz]

absolutly nothing why? =P

[lmk957]

lmao about the QOTD everyone sayin pussy lol

[PizzaIsAllPowerful]

it would be hilarious to find out that one person really did commit suicide lol... i mean i hope he didnt cause suicide is bad and stuff...

[zeekreuul]

nicehandsfeet

[zeekreuul]

i would put a wrench in her socket

[AkUmA3251]

@zeekreuul lol

[zeekreuul]

i know right ....mmm olivia

[texican512]

weird guy, must be a loner craving for attention over junk no cares about. prolly wackin off on Olivia everyday. you don't wanna live next door to that creepo.

[zamiri4]

heyy...i wanna live in cheetoovile!!! :)

[yagsisiht99]

last november 3rd you said you were going to quit youtube

[ShadowPuppetHomocide]

hehehe comparing creepy old guy smiles. XD

[FlyinFlamingSquirrel]

I would rebel against the aleins and try to kill them all

I think the aleins would try to enslave us all

[DanFrederiksen]

Phil, if I'm closed minded and it's perfectly fine why don't you get busy with a guy and see what it's like. and if you're fine with that then...

see how that works..

[Alixandrahahaha]

2:40

...I'd live there. O  3o :''"D

[123loookatme123]

I love the new sponsor intros!

[diehardwalnut]

lol no boulder Colorado has the highest concentration of stoners if does have a hacky sac retreat which is "the hill" and better than a Cheeto factory it has a cheeba hut

[sweetangelbaby04]

what are you talking about? Aliens are here!

[SquirrellS6]

If Aliens did come to earth they'd live in Cheetoville with me blazing playing hackysack while snowboarding

[Frozenboard]

@SquirrellS6 And I would high-five you, eating a sammich with the other hand.

[Paulchac2]

I fucking hate stumbling on this guys videos. You are irritating!!!!

[christheiboy]

Hell yeah they should leagelize marijuana so their will be a cheetoville

But that one comment that said why is every one saying pussy the one below it made roll and laugh I shal call it cheetoville it will stick but who cares it would be fun!

[Triasnova]

Thanks to Jaseth{by the way jaseth... you stole a name of a character from my book...} this has just been added as My favorite sxephil

[idkyetdou]

lmao Dark Knight spoof! :D

*lisp* PIZAZZZZ!*

I SHALL CALL IT CHEETO VILLE!

(I love you Phill!!!)

[anthonycrystal33]

Verbal Diarrhea : (

[BoyluvWOW]

I shall make...! A SAMMICH!

[4lphebet]

@ FlyingMastermind1 it's a 25 killstreak not 50 :P

[FlyingMastermind1]

i would go to the local gun shop grab an assault rifle and shoot as many as i can in the face before they kill me and when i am close to dying i shall launch the nuke i got for having a 50 killstreak

[musicmaniacfreak]

"Homosexuality is just population control with pizzaz!" XD you just made my day

[1c2h3r4]

QOTD: Nerds everywhere would get 25 kill streaks

[Defenestrationed]

Oh god, the joker in the "ad" is so much scarier than the one in batman

[Oathkeeperclash]

QOTH: With a guitar that shoots lazorz.

[jameskilllllll]

Give them some WEED and get stoned with em

[AxelRonquist]

lll

[sulro7]

u suck

[PrincessRodeoFan]

Lolness. You remind me of Zach Braff in Scrubs. Sadness...

[dreidl19380]

QOTD: Magic Cookies are the key to heaven.

[smilebig101]

Hahahaha!

na-aw!! You f%&*ed up more!!!

:D

[lavenderribbons]

omg. olivia munn.

i would turn gay for her.

[TheKelvin009]

Speaking of olivia munn there are naked pictures of her. I went to the blog oliviamunnnaked (DOT) blogspot (DOT) com and got her naked pictures.

[Blisterandburn]

hahaha good shit. fuck the gays.

[theryantennysonrulez]

QOTD: i would make them grow asses so i could shove my foot up it

[Arad737]

Isnt this video supposed to not be produced? lol

[MarSuLe8]

"...comparing creepy old guy smiles" LOL

[IonaEllaWindsor]

Oh Phil, I live in Maine. It's full of old assholes who say gays will burn in hell. I wish I was a lesbian so I could freak out my grandmother *sigh*

[corporatedragon403]

these kickass shrimp that were like the size of my head, they were epic...

[cacaman23456789]

QOTD: shit my pants and die

[shadowviper12]

qotd:not care then go play modern warfare 2

[stoneybologni89]

If aliens came to earth I would definitely not try and hide it from the public and say aliens do not exist and try to hide them in a secret area in the middle of the dessert and make it look like a military installation. yea I wouldn't that, then I would be lying.....

[FallenWings1]

"Well i love this dog, and me and her are happily together, we want the same rights as the gay community."

uh..really? You dare to compare that to Gay Marriage. WOW, you got problems.

And perhaps even,"I love my sister, me and her are in love! Nothing can break us apart, we want the same rights as the gay community!"

uh..no...

Boundaries will obviously be set. Please, my people. Do not panic and riot that there is a man smooching his dog in a train station with a ring as a collar. Have hope!

[FallenWings1]

Marriage was originally an act of families near the mid-evil days. Profit is obviously made between the union of the two families and the churches of the time said,"hey, look, money!.".

You want to get married with the same sex. Go right ahead, (your the one getting married). Same thing like,"I don't like this cheesecake."

Well okay then -_-" don't fucking eat it.

As for me, I'll stuff myself all i want mmmkay?

I understand the boundary limit some people have who oppose it as in "whats next?"

[TherapudicCaffeine]

Unfortunately, the Clinton/Bush debate was canceled.

"This event ... was supposed to be a discussion between the two former presidents, and has been canceled because it was not being billed as such by an overeager promoter," a Clinton spokesman said.

Well that SUCKS. I was looking forward to that. =/

[cardboard365]

please watch my videos i put so much effort in !

[WOCmaster]

being ensalved by Olivia Munn isnt the worst thing ever :D

[aprockandroll]

PEOPLE have rights, not gays specifically. thats like saying drug dealers or murderers should have rights. the choices people make can take away their rights, and its not up to us to decide whats wrong or right, go back to your catholic roots

[stryder68]

I'm sorry, are you comparing gays,with murders, and drug dealers?

[hidenseeker424]

Seriously? You're comparing the choice to murder with the "choice" to be gay?

Also, "it's not up to us to decide what's wrong or right" is exactly right. What gives you the right to judge someone's lifestyle when it has NOTHING to do with your own? Matthew 7:12 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged." I'll give you a situation: you fall in love with someone else, but I then tell you that you MUST marry me or you will be damned to Hell forever. How does that feel?

[aprockandroll]

im saying all those scenarios are choices people make+it depends if your are thinking in a secular p.o.v. or not to decide whether theyre wrong or not/the extent to which they are right or wrong. Im not judging anyone, im pointing out how God will judge isnt the most appealing thing, aka damnation.I think the Christians that hold signs that say "God hates gays" are totally incorrect.God loves everyone,but if they dont admit their sin to Him then he follows through on what he says He will do.