School For Monsters

[3Neckties]

Note to self. Always invest in porn.

[myusernamereallysux]

who says Avenue Q isn't educational??

I learned how charitable donations can always expect a full money-back guarantee AND proper investment techniques!!! :D

I love this musical!

[OpabinaSr]

why the hell is he in an apartment if he has 10 million dollars?

[MrChickenZombie]

@OpabinaSr Better yet, why is he watching porn if he has 10 million dollars.

[KARomero1000]

I luv how The Money Song is mixed in

[mcf7021]

I sang this to my mum and she looked at me as if I was crazy.

"only stable investment is PORN!"

[TheNerdTopia]

Jesus Rick how can you throw your voice that well !

[NotSureWhoToLike]

If he has $10 million why does he live in the boonies???

[Nate1328]

@NotSureWhoToLike So he doesn't have to travel far for hookers?

[NotSureWhoToLike]

@Nate1328 why not get high class std free hookers?

[Nate1328]

@NotSureWhoToLike Because there is no such thing as std free hookers

[MrLawrenceV]

the reason Trekkie is brilliant and not just funny is because porn did help save the internet in its infancy. So the internet actually is for porn, and porn is a good investment. Funny how things work out.

[myimmortalwonderland]

I LOVE TREKKIE! He's always "busy"

[mandyjbates]

As soon as he said "$10 million" I KNEW it had to do with porn.

[malaxvor]

porn solves all our problems

[Anocoals]

Trekkie monster "busy" :)

[hobart815]

Four people beat up Trekkie in school.

[apsuenbwyfer11]

as if he didn't say "WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THAT MONEY COME FORM?!?"

[nicmic42]

I wonder what Kate and Princeton's kids would look like. Maybe some sort of Half monster-puppet American?

[Natulcien1992]

If he has that much money, why the hell is he still living on Avenue Q?

[equinox627]

@Natulcien1992 because he can :P

[Theboxofme]

@Natulcien1992 because there is good wi fie to look up porn

[legomaniac1128]

5 people can't find there purpose.

What, sometimes it's okay to join a bandwagon?!

[vampiresmile15]

"Now me have therapist... and work on this with her" the writing for this show is just brilliant

[KoalaOdder]

Once again, porn saves the day.

[Wuzzup222]

Jesus, Trekkie is so awesome x3

[WonderfulLizardOfOz]

Wait doesn't that mean that buildling the monster school will hurt Christmas Eve? Because TM will no longer need a therapist.

[Vaolbo]

@WonderfulLizardOfOz nope because Christmas Eve already doesn't have any clinets so it doesn't hurt her........yet

[AikoChan1993]

"Other children think me not cool" lol xD

[OriginalEsshole]

@AikoChan1993 I think Trekkie's cool.

[masmeyer]

lol 

[sk8rtuti]

I love how the URL for this video almost spells Karma

/watch?v=kamaQfCZK80

[sk8rtuti]

Wow. THat's amazing. Trekkie's the man.

[AyaVamp]

"In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!" Epic!!

[psyckho666]

\o/ Avenue Q For World Domination. \o/

[waiting4discovery]

'poking and pulling at me fur' is the cutest bit!!

also, christmas eve should be his therapist, as she has no clients haha

[IMeepify]

i think i will invest in porn.

[RoseHanamori]

Pictures of naked people help build schools? XD

[OmegaLibraPrime]

only stable investment is PORN!!!

[33dgtp]

yoda?

[MsBloodFeast]

WOW trekkie monster is loaded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!does that mean to succeed in life i need to invest in porn?

[JackyJackify]

His voice reminds me of the House Bunny, when she remembers their voices.

DEBRAH. or something like that.

[jip312]

are you serieus?!

[wikfos]

i love trekkie the most. How he has that much money from porn is amazing.... So thats who i bought that porn from...

[Natulcien1992]

Trekkie should sing more songs, he's great (and a millionair?!)

[4thwatcher777]

@Natulcien1992 Billionaire.

[4thwatcher777]

@4thwatcher777 Well he should be

[NumbingDisaster]

i think i'll try that out XD

[ApSykesThewolf]

Stable investment, PORN!

[halogmr]

lol it sounds like yoda at the beggining... but its not =)

[DarkOnyxAngel]

W...T...F...Trekkie Monster has 10,000,000 and he is still living on Avenue Q???

[XxNoobKiraXx]

what..porn is better with ur friends X3

[imjessietr29]

@DarkOnyxAngel LOL ... well, on Sesame Street, the Count looks loaded ... :P

[mkyb843]

oh my god... trekkie not only watches porn, he has cornered the fricken market on it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrReviewerGuy]

Ahhhhh... Porn saves the day again!

[rpbaur]

<3 TREKKIE!

he is THE best!

[ItachisGirl170]

:( ... :D yay!!!

[xLordIEvilno65x]

why does this song make me cry a bit?

[DarrylCross]

missed porn-investment opportunities?

[xLordIEvilno65x]

hahahahaha-

i like your style :)

[Natulcien1992]

wtf Trekkie has 10,000,000 dollars???

[Chibi1Productions]

I KNOW! 0o

[knl143]

yeah PORN! you saved their lives! xD

[Nightsparrow626]

Words to live by.

"In volatile market, only stable investment...is PORN!"

[chakra25king]

@Nightsparrow626 so damn true

[ZaneBarrow]

@Nightsparrow626 The sad part is...its true...

[MissOwnYou]

I love how he says go away. :D

[haiironezumi]

In the current Australian tour, the line is changed to "In Global Financial Crisis, only stable investment is PORN!"

[Sasukekunluvr]

hahahahahahaha xD i loved this

[maskagatsu]

I always wondered... if Trekkie can spare 10mil, wtf is he doing on Avenue Q?

[uza30000]

maybe everywhere else is he is isn't allowed

[Julianhjhj]

hes to lazy to move hes computer to orther apartment

[GodzillaPwns]

lolzzz yeshhh :D

[SuperDan53]

maybe he likes his friends there

[PurpleMysticDew]

He watches porn. xD That's his fucking purpose.

[Rickyrocket51]

@maskagatsu maybe because it's a place where nobody would suspect him to be rich. maybe he wanted a quiet life. A VERY quiet life.

[HughGRection12231]

@Rickyrocket51 It's hard to have a quiet life when your fucking neighbors are singing and having really loud drunk sex all the time.

[poppypony789]

bless him this makes me cry bless im

[poppypony789]

I love trekkie but not cause of teh pron.

[Julianhjhj]

No you love him cause hes fun and that IS cause of the porn ^^

[poppypony789]

no i dont its becaudse it reminds me of a mate thats like him all alone. But you woukldnt now that wouls you because you have no emotions at all. your just a larry

[Rzh89]

nono no go away me busy...

[tashigifan]

Trekkie: Porn is good! Porn is Great! I got money from porn for Kate!

[brucestahl13]

porn is the answer for everthing

[Madamekirst]

go away me ... "busy"

[burnthechickens]

He sounds so tortured, doesn't he? XD

According to Avenue Q (well, Trekkie...) all poblems can be solved with porn. Wonder when he got so addicted...

[notengopholo]

only stable investment is... PORN !!!

[Sindre1]

He said something different in London summer 2008 when I was there.

Think it was social criticism becose of something that had happened, but I dont remember what he said.

[notengopholo]

whenever i hear something from london nowadays its always about some quasi-religious-war that causes a lot of PC and tolerance for the cruel and intolerant. its sad to see that even comedy is affected by this BS. what was the lesson of the novel and movie "the name of the rose" ? fundamentalists despise humor and laughter.

[MCRxSimsXAnime]

Trekky sounds like the cookie monster!!!

[Zeldarulah]

That's the point. Nicky and Rod sound like Bert and Ernie

[Bestkideva]

kate can be the goldfish. princeton the crayons...why does that sound so weird? christmas eve, and brian...welll....thats not gonna make sense.

[DarksideHeartless]

they aren't played by puppets.

[Bestkideva]

well then mr. negativity.

[naruotandsaskae]

that is so true porn is the best investment

[moosemouse2]

lol right!

[MCRisMYGUARDIANANGEL]

TREKKIE DO GOOD!!! :D Yay!!

[JamesOhGoodie]

So let that be a lesson. If you want your dreams to come true, make sure you know an emotionally bruised monster in your apartment that made millions investing in porn :-)

[chill2494]

uhhhh yyyyyyya

[HappyGestapo]

I'll keep that in mind.

[poop1578]

only stable investment is PORN!!!

LMMFAO

[Mookie545]

sounds like cookie monster

[iputbaconinthesoap]

... THATS THE POINT! all of them sound like sesame st.! bert and ernie = um.. the "if you were gay" room mate people (CAN'T REMEMBER NAMES! XD)

[magicklorelai]

Rod and Nicky. XD

[iputbaconinthesoap]

I KNEW THAT! *shifty eyes* ... thanks...

[alexriderr]

nicky and rod

[lemon11npm]

poor trekkie

[DonZabu]

Man, imagine if porn did have a place in the stock market.

[heavyxmetalxmaniac]

i can imagine it.

[WildFeline999]

at my city, there is.

[heavyxmetalxmaniac]

awesome

[WildFeline999]

BUT I CAN'T GO THERE. I'm a minor TT^TT

[chill2494]

u only cant go if u get caught

of corse i would never do anything like that

*shifty eyes* noooooooo

[Temarisboy]

school for lonley little monsters

When me little going to school other children thinking me not cool. Poking and pulling at my fur.....now me have therapist...

[ResiAddict]

Poor Trekkie

[Ganamade]

no no no go away

me busy (watching porn)

lol

[grobo13]

he might be right with investing in porn, it's gonna excist for ever

[DonZabu]

He's gonna need more therapy than for just his childhood trauma, that's for sure. XP.

[jj02mq]

porn for the win :DD

[SaiyanShinobi666]

now me have therapist lmao

[RockLeeFanGirl12]

hey uuuhhh Trekkie... LOOK OVER THERE! *steals his money* HAHAHA TO EBAY!

[IrateNub]

LOL Nice one rocklee!

[shsunukh]

nice one lee

[IrateNub]

. I cant imagine trekkie in school for monsters. Alright kids, COMPUTER TIME! (Trekkie on google) -Types in Porn- TREKKIE WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING!

[Pheasanttail93]

LoL! Yeah, that's what would happen

[IrateNub]

Even Trekkie in school on porn, Also F+ in school! He knows nothing besise porn.. All he goes on and in is porn. His meal. Porn magazine! Lunch Pornaphobic. Dinner. I dont wanna know..

[RaustBD]

i love these moments in film and theatre, where the usually apathetic character gets motivated to do something kind, generous or brave. Trekkie is awesome!

[maygirl]

according to the harmony and lyrics of the last part, this is part of the Money Song.

And the first part... when Trekkie sang about his school days, I had to say, "Poor Trekkie." But look at him now. A happy porn lover. =D

[LesMisCatsGirl]

schoolboy trekkie XD lol

id have been his friend

[MewMewGoth]

I want Trekkie for a friend. MONEEEYYY

[angelgirl1992]

"With un-stable enconomy, only smart investment is PORN!" xD That line alone is epic win. This is why I love Avenue Q.

[PhoenixAngel429]

And if you think about it that is true. Recession or no, there will always be pervs wanting porn! XD

[angelgirl1992]

I know! It fit his character perfectly and it's comepletly true as well!

[Dracolover13]

Avenue Q is awesome!

Can't wait til It comes to my town!

[mcrgeefreak22]

loves it

:]

[muertaXangela]

*wonders if he likes Cookie Porn...?*

[VickysLittleSecret45]

Hey! So I guess watching porn can get you money, so you can buy and watch more porn! Lmao!

[gvendurst]

All this Commenting stuff "I'm not old enough" BUNCH OF CRAP!!! You're never too young or too old for Avenue Q!

[Sc0rpXLR]

Yumix I knew that a dick gets shoved in a vagina for sex when I was 4, and my parents told me. No, I didn't have a bad homelife at all.

[Yumixfan]

i say it depeneds on maturity

[AvenueQanke]

hi!

[shadowurahara16]

Hi :D

[musicaldrama101]

love it