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  • The banana fits in your butt... Oh God, my sides...

  • @l33tpwnzord The largest charity organization in the world was founded by an atheist. Most of the scientists who develop vaccines and cures for diseases are atheist. The basis on which freedom and modern democracy was created was created by atheists. Don't say that atheists haven't contributed to the good of the world. Its religious people with there supremest ideas that cause about 95% of the worlds poverty.

  • he an asshole

  • TROLL SESSiON =D

  • @dannybagoo I suggest your saying I'm religious. Well no I'm not. But because I believe god does that make me religious? I hate ignorant ducks like you.

  • @TheMTG22 HEY!!! Most ducks don't have consistent access to quality education, don't do the Christian thing and persecute them for not being rich, white, closed-minded ducks with a poorly disguised hypocritical hatred for non rich, white, closed-minded ducks...

  • This is hilarious.

  • I love hearing the staff laugh in the background

    

  • Why are all atheists I see fat?

  • @TheMTG22 The ATHEISTS? Really? I mean...really?

  • @TheMTG22 Why are all religious people I see assholes?

  • Hey check out all these atheist organizations doing good around the world. Oh wait they don't exist

  • @l33tpwnzord I can give you a list: 1. American Civil Liberties Union 2. Amnesty International 3. DefCon: Campaign to Defend the Constitution 4. Doctors without Borders 5. Foundation beyond Belief 6. United Nations Children's Fund 7. Wheelchair Foundation 8. The Nature Conservancy 9. SHARE 10. PlanUSA 11. TanzanianChildrensFunds And that's just the tip of the iceberg, bud.
  • @EinsteinxtremeRoblox You sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar.

  • @Kkwonnie Nah, just someone who abuses Google searches to gain quick knowledge in the face of super-naturalist opposition.

  • @downyourtube Please show me video of " The sword which turns every way" That guards the entrance to the garden of eden.

  • Hidden in Our Inspirations and Hidden all over this planet in the Landscaping- God Hid Watermarks and in them He tells things about the past, present and future. I found them and made videos out of some of them. I found the Garden of Eden and I found what happened right before that and it shows pictures of God in them. Please come look and see something really fascinating. God's real and I can prove it. Please help me share this.

  • Ahahah I love the fact she has a typical ignorant redneck accent

  • By the banana logic pineapples disprove god.

  • I love how ironic it is that they later got married. (Beth and Matt, that is. She's calling as Eve in this video.)

  • Guys this women is pranking. Her and Matt are now married lol

  • wow. athiest are just like gays. they have to be in your face about with gay pride and athiest pride. you dont see christians having talk shoes where all they do is argue with athiests. you guys are a joke. you have an empty hole in your life and you do shit like this to fill it. pathetic.

  • @i8dapuszy ok well again you have just proven how dumb you religious people are. hmmmm every time a walk by the train station i get given a handout to join the church but i dont get giving a richard dawkins handout do i? plus wtf is with all your missionaries? yeah there we ago hypocritical BS from Christianity once again. and hmmm you do have shows where you advertise your beliefs? so what its because they get another unbias opinion to voice on there show its stupid? yeah your a moron

  • @i8dapuszy Look at the multi-million dollar TV shows with fundamentalist scammers preaching like heck. Take a look at the guys knocking on doors. Take a look at televangelicals. Take a look at your churches and terror campaigns. Take a look at the KKK. You say that Christians don't harass non-Christians? You, sir, are an ignoramus.

  • So you guys dont believe in god? What about the remote control? It fits in the hand and has buttons that if you press make the box with the lights come on.

  • why the hell did he have to go through abiogenesis, amino acids and everything? ISNT IT APPARENT THAT THIS STUPID BLONDE WILL NEVER GET IT? and all she ever talks about is seeing god, nothing about science

  • @XTrevvion Actually, she does get it, and she's now Matt's wife xD

  • @Zeldarulah dafug

  • I bet you she get's a whole bunch of chemicals together and makes meth.

    Fucking white trash imbecile.

  • @overether Actually, she's an atheist. She was trolling. She later married Matt, in an ironic twist of fate. Her name is Beth Presswood.

  • @Zeldarulah Epic trollling.

  • Boy ,this woman eho called in is really not that bright. She comes up with her banana theory,he explains to her that bananas where cultivated by humans,and she jumps to "well mak a banana in your hand right now" well god can't make a bana apear in her hand right now either(her logic) and in fact god did not make a bana apear at all!

  • Who would have known Matt would marry the prank caller XD

  • @alo754 wait he married her?

  • @alo754 Did he really?

  • I hate the new sound you hear then you click the thumbs up button...

  • Funny how they think they prove existence of god by saying he exists.

  • i think he hit the nail on the head when he's talkin about the bananas at the end

  • The woman is very uneducated.

  • What created the big bang? science can't solve everything. What created the chemicals? FTW GOD

  • @SouthCentral00 who created God then? see religion can prove every thing either only diffrince is science works

  • @thehoodlum1919 Lol If GOD was created then that wouldn't make him GOD smart guy. GOD was the creator of all things. Don't you ignorant atheists get it? You think chemicals created life on Earth or evolution? Then who created the chemicals or evolution? Btw there were no faggot chemicals that created life you think CHEMICALS can create water, plants/trees, insects, animals, The whole Earth. How do you think the universe/space was created? Chemicals can't create something without space. FTW GOD

  • @SouthCentral00 how did he create time before there was time to create time...

  • @thehoodlum1919 He's GOD you fool. Where do you think he was? Before there was time it was only Heaven and the rest was just black. He was in Heaven created the universes and stars. Then when he was finished with that he created The sun and Earth and other planets. Then when he was finished with that he created the plants and other living things on Earth. Then he created Adam and Eve. That's another story.

  • @SouthCentral00 okay so if he can do every thing thats a contridiction cuz that means he cant create a rock even he cant lift and if he did that shows he has limitaions and even if he was in heaven there needed to be time for him to create that as well

  • @thehoodlum1919 Yes, He still existed before He created heaven, Didn't I tell you it was all black before everything that GOD created existed? If you still don't believe me & you believe that chemicals created everything then that's on you and you're gonna be judged by that in the day of resurrection.

  • @SouthCentral00 okay then im just sayin i dont think an all loving god should send me to hell for ever just for not belving in him even though im a good person in just about every other aspect

  • @thehoodlum1919 GOD loves you 70x more than your own mother. He loves you so much that you still have a chance of going to The Holy Paradise (Heaven) like you said you're a good person right? So that means you still have a chance. All you have to do now is read either the Bible or th Qur'an. Those two Holy Books mention the day of resurrection (Judgement day). So you have a chance, you either read either one of those books, & believe in him, or you're consequences will be eternal.

  • I'm confused... The title talks about god but they are talking about christian God...

  • The banana fits in your hand!? Wow, well get this - my neighbours wife fits perfectly on my nob, god clearly wants me to get going!!! :D

  • Not hearing any actual 'Proof" that God doesnt exist just sad made up theories that continue to hit brick walls. Youre saying its "Possible" that everything hasppened in "Happenstance". Well thats interesting that you are living youre life on whats 'Possible' with no real Proof.

  • God made everything ?? He must live in china ..

  • @WarmachineVengeance

    She admitted later that she was a prank caller.

  • In Truth - WE ARE ALL BORN ATHEIST = This Conclusion proves that religion is Man-Made

  • Very entertaining but she was legitimately questioning things and they mocked her ignorance. She isn't to blame for the intellectual wasteland she was born into or her crappy schooling.

    My point is aren't we trying to educate the ignorant, not perpetuate our divisions?

  • @WarmachineVengeance When you've been on such a show as long as these men have been, you can usually discern people who want to have an honest discussion of ideas and who might be open to changing their mind, from those who want to preach.

    Not saying it's right, but there's your explanation.

  • @WarmachineVengeance I agree with you, but some people really make it hard ergo the caller.

  • @boricua316 Yea I know, but we need to be patient in our intellectual superiority cuz that's what good teachers do and that's what we need to be for them.

  • poes law at its best.

  • Sin or jesus died for nothing

  • @MrSpadeofAce jesus is a dead asshole, so forget him

  • BANANAAA!

  • She's such a fucking retard... "make a banana appear in your hand"???

  • @MsAlternativexxx she is totally right, you my friend don't use your mind, you need to llok deeper to things around you, tell me, when you look at a horse, horse was obviously MADE so human can use it for transportation, the muscles, the perfect back, the submission to human, someone made it for us! can't you see that???

  • @MadeinBaghdad No, because a animal that is naturally wild and 5x bigger and stronger than any normal human that needs TRAINING. Could easily destroy you if it wanted to. I don't use my mind?... People who are ATHEISTS, use their minds. People who are religious, don't use their minds. So be quiet.

  • @MsAlternativexxx See the whole argument is misleading though! Allah doesn't need you, you actually need him, nobody should provide you with proof that Allah does exist,YOU need to find him, and that's the whole test of this life!! see the whole test is to believe in something or somebody that you cannot see! once you do that, then you will get to the other side, you will be lead by your believe and not vice versa, the combination of believing and doing good in life will get you there!

  • @MadeinBaghdad Why did your Mohammed drop the parable of the good and bad trees? Because he explained that he "fixed" the flawed judaism. You can make a bad trees fruit into good,,, according to the old time parable.

  • @SlackerSlayer i have no idea what that is, and how its related to what i was talking about??

  • @MadeinBaghdad what does that has anything to do with the point of the argument? I was saying that the horse obviously is designed for the human, it's physical structure and abilities are all to serve us! look at the dogs, they will do anything to make their "master" who is the human, happy! the cows are the only animals that can produce that enormous quantities of milk, chicken lay tons of eggs in their lives , obviously someone designed them to serve us!!

  • @MadeinBaghdad look at the cycle of the night and the day, it's created to fit our body needs, we work, live do whatever at day, and our bodies re-build, create and recover at night!! Allah in the quran actually uses the term "Rotate the night into the day and rotate the day into the night" and that was before 1400 years when no one knew that earth is actually spherical!

  • @MadeinBaghdad so Eratosthenes about 2300 years ago is a lie? =)

  • @MadeinBaghdad " night and the day, it's created to fit our body needs"

    Not that over the hundreds of thousands of years of training,, naw drop the myth into the mix and run with it off a freakin cliff.

  • Nobody is saying we must flood African countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural. Nobody is saying we must flood Asian countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural. Nobody is saying we must flood South American countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural.

    Multiculturalism and mass immigration into White countries and White countries only is GENOCIDE.

    Anti racism is a code word for anti White.

  • Duh three's full frum da skaye.

  • To conquer fear, you must dominate that which you are afraid of. You cannot defeat your fear until you are prepared to insert that which you fear into your anus...with chocolate sauce...

  • Do you guys smear shit all over your ass too ?

  • Wait, so the caller is the woman Matt married?

  • @BlanBlan19901990 Yes it was a prank call. Her name is Beth

  • @rudemood2011 That is so cool. 

  • 2:42- TheAmazingAtheist (TJ) knows this from firsthand experience.

  • @TheMasterSlasher

    I gotta admit that was funny. Still I aint judging him >:3

  • @TheMasterSlasher Where can I see this video?? Everyone is talking about it!!!

  • @rudemood2011 send it to you.

  • @rudemood2011 why in the fuck do you even want to see it?

  • @madmike1 It's not that I want to see it and get turned on in a sexual kind of way. I just can't believe that someone would do that shit. That TJ's a homo. There's another video of him french kissing another guy

  • @rudemood2011 and he he was bisexual, there is a problem with that at all?

  • @madmike1 I guess there's no probelm with being bisexual. But you should call it what it is. TJ's a sick faggot

  • @rudemood2011 well what you are basicly coming across as someone that probably would not of liked T.J in the 1st place seeing as your being quite discrimative atm. Sure the banana thing is weird but belive me when I say ALOT of people have heard, seen and DONE worse. You are as sick or even sicker to want to WATCH him do it as well as everyone who does want to watch it. I personally don't want to see it becuase that is just not visually appeling to me

  • @TheMasterSlasher trolololo

  • @TheMasterSlasher You mad brah *troll face* lol

  • @TheMasterSlasher I laughed. So. Fucking. Hard.

  • @TheMasterSlasher fucking epic!

  • @TheMasterSlasher The sad part is that I guessed which part of the video this was only from memory of the video and knowing Youtubers.

  • The Awesome Atheist took your advice and put those bananas up his anus.

  • @MrSeakingFYeah *amazing lol

  • they arent dumb, they just havent thought stuff through... i mean, they have the capacity to not be delusional, but they are bcuz their parents indoctrinated them into it...

  • 2:40

    Matt's Face

    "This is too easy."

  • She did a pretty good job trolling lol

  • type in "jotta a michely" into youtube search, watch the video, then tell me there is no God

  • @jmp789 I watched your video and all I saw where children singing a song. I'm not quite sure why this is mean't to make me believe there is a God. Is your argument "The song sounds nice and makes me feel good, therefore God exists"?

  • @Mandragara Not especially, music is just one of the many observable things in this world that really make you wonder how there couldn't be a god. The singing ability of the 2 kids in that video is the best I have EVER heard, and I thought it was a good "illustration". There really are sooo many things in this world, e.g. beauty of nature, music, complexity of life, certain things in biology/medicine, moral code, etc., that really make you wonder.

  • @Mandragara This really doesn't have a whole lot of relevance to what we're talking about, but in the Bible, God commands us not to use his name in vain. So initially, you think, ok, well thats kind of a dumb commandment..why would I or anyone ever curse by using someone elses name in vain...right? yet as I'm sure you're aware, one of the most common ways for people to curse is by using the words "God" and "Jesus Christ". Just something to think about.

  • @jmp789 People swear by saying 'God' or whatever because it is culturally considered a swear word BECAUSE of those bible passages, now if some far off uncontacted Amazonian tribes happened to swear by saying 'Jesus Christ; that would be a story :). As to your other argument which (to me) seemes to be a form of the "Argument from Beauty" and the "Teleological argument". I suggest you watch David Attenboroughs opinion on God, you can find it on youtube :)

  • If god is an intelligent designer and hates gays, why didn't he make assholes round and dicks and pussies square?

  • im so embarresesd to be a part of the human race if this banana thing is a seriuos hypothesis

  • WOW! It DOES fit in my butt! I BELIEVE!

  • @breaneainn Hahahaha, your comment just made my day. XD

  • @Psycho1922 "..and Isaac did looketh upon the the holy banana, and an angel did appear unto him saying..."

  • know what also curves towards the face and fits in your hand :p

  • I am going to ask you all a question. Who here knows of the flood story of Noah? Who here knows that there is multiple flood stories around the world? Who knows of the Inca flood story? Well pretty much the world before this one had giants living in it, and they where greedy and full of pride, God Viracocha came down and sent a flood, then he decided to populate the earth again with humans. In the biblical flood story it has the came premises right down to the giants! Cool aint it?

  • Who else loves the arguement "I know the bible is true because the bible says it's true. Since the bible is true (as stated in the bible) then it is telling the truth when it says that it's true. So cleary you athiests are stupid cuz the bible is obviously true." this just proves that people turn to christianity out of stupidity.

  • @TheUnsungOne I am going to ask you all a question. Who here knows of the flood story of Noah? Who here knows that there is multiple flood stories around the world? Who knows of the Inca flood story? Well pretty much the world before this one had giants living in it, and they where greedy and full of pride, God Viracocha came down and sent a flood, then he decided to populate the earth again with humans. In the biblical flood story it has the came premises right down to the giants! Cool aint it?

  • @sesrunner08 So why do we constantly find fossiles of dinosaurs but never find fossiles of giants? Did god take away all the giant's fossiles off the earth? If so, why? I mean they are mentioned in the bible, so why hide them from us? Why?  because it's a lie that's why.

  • @TheUnsungOne Its like saying, why havent we found our missing link between ape and man! also too if a huge tidal wave swept over the land, it would carry everything in the ocean! It doesnt take a monkey to figure that one out. But you have not answered my question of my there are so many flood stories that are alike! Plus too Dinosaurs lived like 65 million years ago!

  • LOL God this was amazing!!!

  • cocky atheist jerks...never seen that before

  • @Morenofan24 Not really they're just proving a point to an un-educated idiot.

  • @mdw0925555 the man speaks the truth, it hurts to be ignorant sometimes, but its entertaining for third parties :D

  • The devil made the coconut to test religious PPL's faith

  • you know, afterwards that lady had a long time to think. but she and like every other christian or religious person you may ever encounter will counter all of your reson and logic into " I have faith ", and thats all she wrote...

  • ITS FITS IN YOUR BUTT xD

  • God made everything, therefore he is everything?  So if you take a crap, does that mean you're a piece of shit?

  • @Rooker2012

    What about the white guy that's bitch slapping her every stupid comment and claim?

  • "I'm a big fan of sin!"

    LOL!

  • Somehow I get the feeling that Matt was in on the joke here, looking back on this prank his fiancee made.

  • @Rooker2012 not this again. its evident your a weak atheist...do you know what micro/macro evolution is? and did you know darwin was an agnostic? he actually believed in order for evolution to happen in the first place it would have needed intelligence. you should try looking up the numbers for chance online...its like 1-billion. micro-evolution is a fact tho...but not macro...we have never observed anything evolve into a different species. its not a fact. only half-assed.

  • @sadplateofbacon We actually have observed speciation. Google "examples of speciation".

    Those are actually pretty good odds considering there are billions of billions of billions of planets out there.

    It really doesn't matter if Darwin was religious or not.

    Oh, and it was a prank caller in the video by the way, just saying.

  • @sadplateofbacon So, because Darwin wasn't atheist that means that God's real? Because science doesn't have an answer for you right this moment, that means magic is the answer? Give me a break. 500 years ago there were many, many things science didn't know, which they've figured out since. Science isn't a dogma; it's perfectly happy to accept new theories. Crossing your arms and saying, "Science hasn't proved it yet" isn't a valid argument for "it happened by magic".

  • @sadplateofbacon Not to mention the ridiculous idea of "We have never observed anything evolve into anything else", as though it happens instantly like a Pokemon evolving. What makes you think we've existed long enough to observe it? We've only had the theory since Darwin, stuff like macro evolution takes 100's of thousands or millions of years. Evolution takes time; it's not like one minute you have a primitive ape and 2 years later you have men walking around.

  • @sadplateofbacon

    speciation has been observed, what rock are you living under?

  • @WitchHunter93

    But his argument makes a lot more sense when you ignore those things, so you're not allowed to bring those up. You need to play fair.

  • @WitchHunter93 "speciation has been observed" haha yeah, no shit sherlock. species evolving into a different species tho? no sir, scientists have never observed it and hey can only predict that it happened. 

  • @sadplateofbacon

    "haha yeah, no shit sherlock"

    You just agreed that a species can branch off into a new species and that it has been observed, well done.

    If you expect an existing species to change into another already-existing species, like monkeys turning into humans today, then if you found it you would have found evidence against evolution

    And evolution is not dependent on what scientists can or can't observe directly, the same way Sherlock didn't directly observe the event but found clues.

  • @sadplateofbacon, It's just silly that you don't know banana's are man-made. As for the caller's that call into the show, they are at their own free will to call in, the hosts don't just choose the dumbest ones. If you want WLC to call in, ask him to. I've seen WLC debate and he is a good debator but he rarely presents his opponent with any real answers to his conclusions. Evolution is not fact, but Creationism is? Why believe one over the other?

  • what? it was this guys fiance? this is ridiculously stupid and arrogant. if your going to boast about your conclusion that there is no god...than at least find someone with a valuable argument, instead of attempting to prove your nihilistic point by deceiving everyone. and stop picking on unintellectual people...its pure logic, if there is such thing as a ignorant atheist, there is such thing as an ignorant christian. stop calling everyone stupid, where is your proof?!?!!?

  • the banana was NEVER man made. thats a lie. also, this woman presents a horrible argument concerning the existence of god. she presents absolutely no evidence. seriously, these weak minded atheist need to get out of their grandparents basement and start debating the big dogs like william lane criag, josh mcdowell, or ravi zecharias.....this was the worst debate ive ever heard....i firmly believe in creationism. and i hold to that thought. the evolutionary is NOT fact. any evolist will tell u.

  • @sadplateofbacon ".i firmly believe in creationism. and i hold to that thought. the evolutionary is NOT fact''

    Then your an idiot.

    "the banana was NEVER man made."

    The banana's that you buy in the supermarket most definitely are man made. Unless yours in typically green, has seeds, taste horrible, and has a different shape. Pick up a book other then the bible and learn what the fuck your talking about.

    have a nice day :)

  • i came here cuz of derren brown xD

  • 136 CREATARDS

  • BETH

  • A little too obvious, that "Poe": )

  • "eve" from the phone is now engaged to Matt from the show... I think how they met, in this call, is a pretty cool story how two people can meet.

  • where can i get a hat like that? :)

  • @ShotzMaster117 Spencer's Gifts sells a lot of novelty hats similar to Matt's. You can go to the website and either use the store locator, or there are quite a few novelty hat shops online. They may even have an online order form now. If not, just Google "novelty hats" and you'll find what you're looking for. Those are often referred to as harlequin caps. There are all kinds of them online, at novelty and hobby shops, and even at party stores.

    I'm a hat person.

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  • You can just feel the sexual tension in this call!!! Hahahaha! Congrats you guys! :)

  • Anyone watch this weeks episode? It turns out this was a prank call by Matt's fiancé.

  • @ahopele lol yea. im just here to see how russell acted throughout the call.

  • LIFE FROM NON LIFE?you are telling me from absolutely nothing, came a thing called GOD.then he made the whole universe and everything in it.what would he made everything from himself...mmm

  • @IMINTHEMOMENTRU Read the bible dude, check your sources lol

  • silly christian.

  • Eve was actually a prank caller and she is Matt's fiance now.

  • IT WAS MATTS FIANCEE LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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  • We've been trolled

  • YA'all HAHAHA

  • he's wearing a sports store minature display tent on his head :|

  • Lousiana......Lol

  • I could see where this was going when i heard the accent.....

  • If there was no God there would be nothing yet there's something; that's God. God isn't an old white bearded man who live "up there". The argument isn't whether or not God exists but rather does anything exist at all.

  • @rodge2001 First of all something coming from "nothing" is not proof of god. It's proof that virtual particles exist in the quantum mechanical universe. I've studied this stuff. Your argument is not going to convince me that there's a god. In fact gravity might also contribute to spontaneous creation. Hawking explains this in his book The Grand Design. In some ways I believe in 'god' too. However, I use god in a metaphorical context to mean the totality of existence.