Astrid is a tolerant lady.

[1006christopher]

You won't get that lucky again!

[N7Crazy]

0:52 ARROW TO THE... ASSHOLE?

[Pandrodorr]

@N7Crazy 1:03 ARROW TO THE KNEEE :D

[zepalom]

what's the name of that kirby song?

[susliq]

PAY NAZIR THE FINE

[crlewis191]

i like how she just gets right back up like nothing happened after she took that arrow to the knee, ouch

[jav918]

i think the first song is from mario kart not sure which one tho, let me know what the rest are from

[NeitNJ]

tough lady no wonder she is an assassin...um,m good idea to train skills :)

[Fallout3boy2077]

SHE HAS NO HANDS U FOOL HIT HER IN THE KNEES

[HiddenTrackss]

1:02 city guard: beginning

[Lucifer1087]

не хуйня

[killerfire23]

I guess it was just my imagination!

[UKwildcatTV]

1:01 The arrow in the knee knocked her out.

Coincidence? I think not.

[fl333r]

Seriously though. Pretty entertaining. Nice choice of music, too!

[fl333r]

The best part was when you shot her with an arrow :D

[AfterAttackTV]

OMG Criken2!

[TheGodzStarz]

maybe she is tolerant cuz you archery sucks no offense but she took like no damage.

[TheGodzStarz]

@TheGodzStarz except the 3.0x damage for sneak.

[MsDjessa]

LOL Does this count as Ryona?

[TheIntenseTrio]

WOW how does a sneek atack to the ASS do more than to the HEAD it makes no GODDANG SENCE!

[ikilledsanta123]

@TheIntenseTrio Because Skyrim doesn't have headshot detection, so a sneak shot to the foot will be more powerful than a headshot. Not sure why...maybe Bethesda had too much trouble adding in separate hitboxes for every NPC and enemy's head?

[RedguardStoleMyHorse]

Your bow does like nothing of damage

[Warhamer116]

1:08 "I can take three arrows to the head and one into the ass... BUT NOT MY KNEE D: "

*oneshot*

[LimeStarh17]

YOUR GOING TO ROT IN DRAGONSREACH DUNGEON >:o

[LostOddity]

Lol, actual arrows in the actual knees. That's how it's done. XD

[ustoledmysammich]

You should have shot her in the knee!

[agustinbene]

1:01 She was tolerant... Until she took an arrow in the knee

[stairsish]

Damn, your bow sucks.



[NyR1337]

I used to be astrid like you, but then i took a criken to thehaddockbanker

[TheBettneyBomb]

1:02 I expect to see Astrid the gaurd in a few days...

[PootisPwner]

now shes gonna be a guard because arrow to the knee.

[1337wafflezz]

If you attack more than 3 times in succession she becomes hostile(Although I think if you "kill" her she bounces back to normal with no negative effects)

[skodiakman]

Astrid is badass.

[TheFelixnr1]

What songs



[egregiousBass]

@TheFelixnr1 I only recognize the last one; it's from the Kirby series.

[GreenTeaGoku]

What's so important to die for in order to read?

[SmashingPixels]

DUDE, SHE DOESN'T HAVE PRIMARY CONTRACT FOR YOU FUCK REALLY WHAT ARE YOU

[Cory3129]

WHOS THERE

[Sp4mk1ll3r]

MUST.

KEEP.

LOOKING AT MAP.

[MrDeadlyOctopus]

GOTY.

#1 ENTIRE WORLD

GIVE THIS GAME A MEDAL.

[Jackpot807]

Oh look it's Criken. INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

[MrSatternJr]

why does it have more blood then mine? i need moar blood and gore. moar

MOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR

also what are the sogns used in the video?

[volaju2071]

Shoe on head?

[Soyneil]

She knows how to take it to the face hurr hurr :D

[BiggDaddyBubbles]

I am pleased. 

[qazxsw13]

What is that first song.. It sounds so familiar.. Would you be kind enough to reply, Haddock?

[TheAlbanian94]

what is her dagger it looks so sick i want it

[Killnine90]

"YOU WON'T GET THAT LUCKY AGAIN!"

Challenge accepted.

[andriksbeaver]

I can fap to this.

[cooldude1886]

you would think an assassin would be especially sensitive to being attacked

[ThomasTehPwner]

You a fukken ninja son. 

[Criken2]

im gonna steal this

[TheHaddockbanker]

@Criken2 300 bounty added to Youtube.

[deathwaitsfornoone]

@TheHaddockbanker So its worth 600 septims?

[TheNinjaLettuce]

@Criken2 you lose 400 internetz.

[MrThewowplayer]

@Criken2 If you steal this im gonna steal your arrow in the knee..

[letso1000]

@Criken2 do it stealthy men  or u get more bounty ohhh wait havent i seen u in jail before?

[darthvaderken]

@Criken2 CRIKEN?

[Fallout3boy2077]

@Criken2 HAULT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM..U HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW NOW PAY UP OR I WILL HAUL U OFF TO JAIL

[inferno232]

Who wouldn't want that many free arrows? Smart woman.

[ChrisAFM]

SKYRIM!

[SuperSealMan777]

Whats are the songs?

[RagingAngus]

State of the art A.I. only found in Skyrim.

[shadowkixx]

I wonder what acripuncture feels like to her...

[razorabbit]

Ah, more awesome shenanigans from Haddock.

[shadowkixx]

First? o.O