thats funny, a person so desperate for money that they would bet it all and then commit suicide because they lost the bet, why should a robot absolutely know what stock is going to go up or down. anyway isolated lonely robots tend to lash out, maybe instead of hating them, thus making them hate u more, you should respect them and give them a chance at friendship and not think that they are actually demigods in disguise, even if they say so.
Punch line: Because one time, my friend [Insert Strange Name Here] talk to robot, get bad advice about stock market, and he commit suicide by cutting off his penis-cock.
The truth is that I didn`t get the joke, `cause I couldn`t hear part of it. Your accent is funny but my Enlish`s not that good to understand all the things you say.
Go watch Carlos Mencia and Pablo Francisco and Chris Rock and some of the other GREAT comics who know how to do XXX comedy RIGHT and then let's see what you can do.
I actually liked this one and I put this one down as a favorite. You want to see a really funny video about a robot? I have a favorite of a bunch of robots dressed as Russian dancers. I saw another where I saw a group of Russians playing with a robot that spoke English. While the Russians were yakking away in their own language, I laughed when the robot said "understood".
hahahahahahahahhaha
prizieforsheezy6969 3 years ago
No more jokes of the week huh? =[ That makes me sad.
klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls 3 years ago
Cut off his WHAT!
ahh, allllllllllllritey then!!!!!!!!!
Taylor756 3 years ago
YOU SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!
GRock732 3 years ago
haha
darthsand21 3 years ago
isnt that funny
lottie757 3 years ago
hello kids it me...gag cof choke hahahahaha
gaugeen 3 years ago
haha neat one alfonzo
mamacitta69 3 years ago
meh .. the jokes are weak
ShaunHellend 3 years ago
Then make a better video noob.
Fuck robots!
ChiripaProductions 2 years ago
lolz that was great man
mrbubbles116 3 years ago
Erm...kay.
KermitForPresident 3 years ago
so funny thanks for sending it to me
garnashanti 3 years ago
I don't get it.
joeocho88 3 years ago
lol..
deathkeeper5000 3 years ago
lol..
deathkeeper5000 3 years ago
lol..
deathkeeper5000 3 years ago
hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahhhahahahahahahahahhaahaaahahhhahahahahahahahahhahhhhahahhahahhahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
deathmaxed7210 3 years ago
That's a great way to committ suicide. Now how exactly do you cut that off?....
uberenthusiasts 3 years ago
huh
dmio2 3 years ago
awsome lol!
shinobiSASUKE95 3 years ago
haha you'r cool
whatever1405 3 years ago
I love the F*** Robots part that appears at 34... ^_^
Rengiiii 3 years ago
lol wow! nice video guys!!
Emy1708 3 years ago
ha.a penis cock
gaugeen 3 years ago
thats funny, a person so desperate for money that they would bet it all and then commit suicide because they lost the bet, why should a robot absolutely know what stock is going to go up or down. anyway isolated lonely robots tend to lash out, maybe instead of hating them, thus making them hate u more, you should respect them and give them a chance at friendship and not think that they are actually demigods in disguise, even if they say so.
tumaru 3 years ago
...
sadash27 3 years ago
haha rofl
campbelly11 3 years ago
alfonzo is zee bestest!
mamacitta69 3 years ago
rofl
BlahgX 3 years ago
lmao so random -.-
wtfisthisshyt 3 years ago
i love the jokes of the weeks but that was just a bad one
42069187666 3 years ago 3
so stupid funny. lol
Cisco099 3 years ago
danm.. hes hawt
mrspadillax0 3 years ago
danm.. hes hawt
mrspadillax0 3 years ago
lmao omgggg ahahha
newjerseydevilfan30 3 years ago
hehehehe
JAR2369 3 years ago
all ur vids are sooo funny
'good job!!!! ☺
killerdude190 3 years ago
Haha wow. I love the mustache
XMusicFreakX 3 years ago
Punch line: Because one time, my friend [Insert Strange Name Here] talk to robot, get bad advice about stock market, and he commit suicide by cutting off his penis-cock.
There ....
ShutMeUpxProductions 3 years ago
The truth is that I didn`t get the joke, `cause I couldn`t hear part of it. Your accent is funny but my Enlish`s not that good to understand all the things you say.
ZBelua 3 years ago
wow this is shockingly bad
spencarg 3 years ago
Your accent es muy bueno. ;-)~
pinknebulous 3 years ago
its muy bien tu no comprenday lol
spencarg 3 years ago
terrible. Definitely "NOT funny" this is not intelligent craftsmanship in any way.
Embarassing to watch. Work harder study the work of classic comedians ie. Pee Wee Herman
fruglescot 3 years ago
only gave u 4 stars coz i couldn't hear the punchline too well and didn't get the joke....soz mate
ten4prod 3 years ago
LOL :D
5/5 stars
waldeniek 3 years ago
LOL :D
5/5 stars
waldeniek 3 years ago
Awaah... ha.
Seabrook78in 3 years ago
ha.its so random.5 stars
gaugeen 3 years ago
i luv it
SOSOMEE 3 years ago
but girls love robots, now drink your grape juice
gilligan07734 3 years ago
haha nice beat
ouh80hwr 3 years ago
lawl ill never talk to a robot again.
nos1988josh 3 years ago
wow!!
allennunez 3 years ago
still waiting for a joke
tl52 3 years ago
eh.... wheres the joke?
Bondbitch 3 years ago
And the object of THIS is??????
Go watch Carlos Mencia and Pablo Francisco and Chris Rock and some of the other GREAT comics who know how to do XXX comedy RIGHT and then let's see what you can do.
joeocho88 3 years ago
carlos mencia steals jokes...does that make him great?
jgewurz 3 years ago
lol wow. xD
SweetMagican666 3 years ago
some of ur vids are ok......but u really piss me off alfonso
killerducky14 3 years ago
Well, that'll do it, for sure!
raconter1 3 years ago
cool
kenny66567 3 years ago
haha
videoviewer224 3 years ago
borat wanna-be ass
5millzU 3 years ago
sry just didn't cut it for me. :(
nice try thou
RateAFilms 3 years ago
I put a Jihad on that robot.
mohammedteddy 3 years ago
lawl ill never talk to a robot again.
preddy102 3 years ago
ALFONZO, are you a supporter of Barack Obama?
mamacitta69 3 years ago
Most of your movies are good guys, But In all honesty I dont really like the alphonso ones..
Mirrikuu 3 years ago
HAHAHA
maintayn 3 years ago
es niice
chocolatecake94 3 years ago
This isn't a ripoff!! *cough* Borat *cough*
jordaniac89 3 years ago
sellout!!!!!!
g00521280 3 years ago
stupid
Mdexter1678 3 years ago
choke hahahaha! Penis c*** does that mean he had 2 penises ?
zappaelcrappa 3 years ago
i wish!
bobbyapple56 3 years ago
IT'S A MEE RUSSIAN MARIO
Pilpup 3 years ago
fuck alfonso!
ereket 3 years ago
I actually liked this one and I put this one down as a favorite. You want to see a really funny video about a robot? I have a favorite of a bunch of robots dressed as Russian dancers. I saw another where I saw a group of Russians playing with a robot that spoke English. While the Russians were yakking away in their own language, I laughed when the robot said "understood".
AlbertaAllan 3 years ago
fuck robots!
davehand 3 years ago
The discrepancy between talking to a robot, and the result, just isn't working for comedic effect.
mstcrow5429 3 years ago
wooow. that was really lame....besides wasting my time.
bader58 3 years ago
My eyebrows lifted so quickly upon hearing that punchline that they almost flew off my head. Funny stuff!
jimmyrabbitte 3 years ago
Its great to see someone who understands that joke telling is about delivery, originality, and the poon tang. God bless you, good sir.
Brahmkleinman 3 years ago
Alfonzo, you are and always will be the man.
darthsand21 3 years ago
dead sexy u r
freitasex 3 years ago
lol :D
yummeistrawberries 3 years ago
I don't get it.
Swordsmasterguy 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
ummm I didn't get it... but the accent is so funny!
LtShock 3 years ago
i luv it
SOSOMEE 3 years ago
lol first comment :D
AnThOnYrox8 3 years ago
hey! first rate! and second comment!
cococolakid 3 years ago