Office Sex: Just Part of Being Human? - Alain de Botton

[goldenknight777]

EAT SHIT!!!!

[WorkLikeAProstitute]

Getting thru a work day should not be a sex tactical war zone.

[1215104ever]

I want a blowjob

[BournemouthVEVO]

how on earth is this related to Franz Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody being played by a chinese woman? Because that's where I just came from O_O

[boosturtalent]

@BournemouthVEVO it's because the one who upload this & that video is the same

[nelsondennisifyable]

@revenge1820 : NO words ...if your girl was like that ...then this is correct way of taking revenge....watch it guys...neways she is fun....

[Twixcandy14]

xnxx.com for free porn

[SR1520]

-(•) hey look a bird

[Avatar230594]

I think I wanna get an office job.

[museman007]

every time, people talks about sex, or sexual attraction, everybody imagines a good looking woman and men attracted to her, why don't you never thing all the way around?? a good looking man with a big dick and women desiring sexual encounters?? but NO. probably women don't enjoy sexual encounters as much as we men do..

[Normin5]

tabooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo

[TheAna101]

Ok, enough with the talking, show us some office sex now! Thum me up.

[cudmer]

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[TheStarchic10]

wow some of u people

[Thespartan1447]

That was bad

[colt777rulz]

It's because of all the sexy women walking around in their skirts and tight blouses. I think a lot more work got done before women started coming in to the work place. :p

[90abdurrehman]

@colt777well brother its totally true.. I didn't take it as a joke actually.. that is why ..that is why in Islam men are told to lower their gaze and women are told to wear full clothes and hijab.. men and women both have some criteria to wear dresses.. and it is better for the society.. Islam knew the nature of human beings .. its not like in Islam women are oppressed.. to make ppl away from rapes and sexual crimes and to provide a safer world,Islam has these rules..

[Lionofthedeye]

@90abdurrehman I would also say they have those rules and maintain them because they remain connected to the world full of fear and ignorance that made sex crimes so prevalent, instead of educating people that sex isn't wrong, violence is wrong.

[Hyunwoo12345Oppa]

I'm under 17 I'm under 15 too lol

[citraasihmd22]

@Hyunwoo12345Oppa dont worry im not even 14 lols

[Rianthetrickster]

thumbs up if ur under 17 ...

[leonidaroofner27]

he,i watched this movie 5 times in webmovietube..thank u

[Goldenvoiice]

The most viewed 

[the8to5exodus]

1:24 Wrong. The church does not make sex taboo. The church actually encourages sex ... and lots of it within the confines of marriage ... which is where it belongs.

[velation]

@the8to5exodus Says you.

[the8to5exodus]

@velation No, that's actually what your Creator said. What I think is irrelevant. I don't decide where you're going after you leave here.

[velation]

@the8to5exodus You're claiming that the creator left a comment on Youtube under your account name?

[the8to5exodus]

@velation Funny! In a way, He actually did. God works through people. :)

[arthas302]

什么嘛

[arthas302]

什么嘛

[246trinitrotoluene]

boring,

i would be embarrassed to be sitting there listening to that bore

[hameed]

I slept with my coworker, worst mistake ever. Work is painfully awkward now, I even skip going out to lunch sometimes just to avoid her

[heucatia]

I've worked in offices in the past and a man in a suit is the most boring and unattractive sight in the world for a woman like me.. so I really have no clue what the hell he's talking about! People who have office sex should just change jobs... and actually try doing something interesting with their lives... for a change! Sad old buggers..

[heucatia]

I disagree with him on offices being erotic! To me they're just the most turn off like places in the world... the problem is that people are just too frustrated and bored about what they're doing in offices most of the times, same goes for the old monasteries he mentioned, so they resort to desperate attempts for brain survival, like having desperate sex with the first married team mate! Kinda disgusting really.. it's the human kind in its lowest!

[devilsguitaarhero]

@heucatia Would you please marry me :P

Sadly most stuff today is releatable to the lowest human level such as total primary instincts...

Look at modern Tv shows ... its only About Food and Sex ...

how interesting

[Singlerity]

@heucatia you just haven't visit my office... I can tell its very erotic ;)

[moritzpbbarvencik]

Lol :) When I would be there I would of laughed loud and screamed haha this nerd is talking about sex at office !

[laiobiwan]

i wanted to wank with the video.But with this shit that is impossible.thumbs up

[horekar]

@laiobiwan im not thumbing up your wanking.. O.O

[2TWISTEDBALLS]

I used to work in a retail shop and everyone was having sex with eachother, married old young it was a perk of the job and 50% discount

[DOCTORDANification]

Mormons are SO going to hell

[texaschizophrenic]

No sex at work, but this one time at a seminary...

[bass0129]

id love if this guy would stop stuttering

[DerrenBrown100]

@bass0129 You're a moron.

[blade004]

@bass0129 Well life isn't a movie or a television sitcom, he stutters because he is not infallible.

[thejanitorssuccess]

i like to have sex in a funeral home because the girls don't make fun of my penis .

[bladestep]

i fucked my GF in her office....it was on a saturday tho and were not very many people there

[NeoQuello]

somebody please upload the complete video.

[CHICHICHICHIZ]

Moron.

[sourcream3401]

Well if you're on break then why not?

[troubleshooter12z]

im mature and everything u kno but from his comments were so true and i just had to laugh at wut he was saying "if u ban sex it will come in through the back door " tht was funny

[sourcream3401]

@troubleshooter12z Yeah not to mention extremely gay: "it will come in through the back door." What the fuck?

[troubleshooter12z]

@sourcream3401 lol yea out of everything to say he said tht

[03013785859]

shut up ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[snoopygirl815]

i hv had sex at office several times & i have not found any othr btter place thn my office... even 5str hotels :P

[libetta]

without your partner? it's natural, i think it's really impossible if it's with a co-worker. fuckin' myth

[Spineyw]

ai really need somebody to Well yah should find out

[aimeehenselrk76]

ohi really need somebody to Well yah should find out

[TissuekaKiss]

uhi feel very adventurous today any guys want to have an adventure

[ThePaperfaced]

@Tod3 nope, I laughed.

[mattie5370]

No I too very childishly laughed at it.

[Tod3]

Nobody else laughed at the idea of sex coming in from the back door....no ? Just me then.

[sisip123]

his intelligence makes him really sexy

[MarmaladeINFP]

So, is the corporation the new church?

[shipcomesin]

whatever is not allowed, is more intriguing, i think that's what he's saying here

[alankarmisra]

Alain is a fabulous speaker! If I remember correctly he was even invited to TED for a talk. He's talks are both funny and remarkably informative.

[munnalaya]

nice

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[whoiscuriousgeorge]

He's so witty.

[durantsx2]

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[msvasanthra]

i never tought it that way !!!

[yudishb]

he's quite right

[findnpost]

"through the back door" -OH giggdy!

[pakipride2007]

@roxannegriegosgha

i usually watch your mum you spaming cunt

[frankystein12]

haha, funny.

[herraotic]

A friend told him??? Don't you just hate it when men pretend as though they don't watch porn.

[MarkVll]

He joked

[wayleepenguin]

...

REALLY? REALLY?

[Headcrabb]

Best double entendre ever: "If you ban sex it will come through the back door"

[jesseshulman]

@Headcrabb Hahah he deff thought he could slip that in there

[tnhl77]

@Headcrabb bow chicka bow wow

[madhoyden]

The Big 4 accounting firms are known for picking out good looking people mostly under the age of of 30. When you have a den of sexy people working together, it's not surprising that they need to layout some sort of ground rule.

[ncfwhitetigress]

Yeah it's their own fault for hiring only sexy people.

[CutterScene]

I still wonder who gets an 'intimate analysis' of those gorgeous, prepped, high-heel wearing and classy interns in government and policy research institutes. A lot of head-turning in the EU parliament for instance - I swear

[ncfwhitetigress]

Yup I read an article from The Onion once about that.

[jtarziers]

blah blah blah blah.......

[mcgiver02]

you mean you don't like his invisible hairline ?

[petercook2001]

You and me baby, we're just nothing but mammals, so let's do it like we do it on the discovery channel!

Great stuff - Peter Cook - Author "Sex, Leadership and Rock'n'Roll"

[dtrance71157]

Cannot have sex in the office,but locking the office door during lunch and smooching is really great.

[poprockssuck87]

What did he mean about sex in the work place going through the back door?...

[bibbeny]

i CAUGHT THAT ONE 2

[AyzKeys]

something being banned, its bocoming back door.

Means Office Sex should not be banned lol

i agreed with him

[poprockssuck87]

I'm aware of that. I was simply pointing out the double-entendre in the phrase "through the back door." Ironically enough, he used that phrase in a discussion about sex in the workplace which is the reason I said what I did. Then again, he probably did it on purpose to see if anyone was listening.

[Topophobia]

Breaking news: Aesthete drops in the strange world of the modern office and bestows clarity upon things that are otherwise overlooked in daily life. De Botton needs to read some Husserl and stop paddling in this vacuous morass.

[mathiasgandy]

Thats right! because you know what follows the or else...three dots!!! Seriously though, his "Consolations of Philosophy" is very good. "Status Anxiety" is another good one.

[sexlessparents]

i only had sex once, with a hooker

i don't think anybody will be willing to sleep with me

sex in the office is beyond me

[portantwas]

Beware men who do a shallow analysis on sex in the workplace! Women (who are the ones who fall pregnant BTW) understand how wrought sex can be. Read Maureen Dowd's "Are men Necessary?" for the gender politics of sex at work for a better and deeper perspective.

[JoeAverage86]

Maureen Dowd is a worthless piece of shit. SHe is a devout communist & radical feminist. With that being said she probably has a cabinet position in the Obama adiminsitration.

[portantwas]

I can see your point about Dowd being left-wing but a 'radical' feminist? No, she seems too pro-men for the type of radical feminists I've read about back in the day. Sex can be about power and if the boss is male it doesn't bode well for the underling.

[phfrankh]

There's a time and a place to manifest ones taboo fantasies."Get a room"!

[mathiasgandy]

This guy writes excellent books--everybody here should go and check them out...now!!!!....or else.

[soundscapenyc]

it's almost a rite of passage to have sex at the office.

[stengevarsel]

I never had sex at work. But I did have sex at church once. A mormon church at that.

[garvess]

Thats pretty badass.

[livethoughts]

that is badass indeed

[ncfwhitetigress]

You rock my sox.

[CitizenCindy]

Awesome. My compliments.

[shallowphil]

was it a bad ass or a good piece of ass?

[stengevarsel]

To my defense I actually married her a couple of years later. But now we are divorced, so I guess I'll enjoy eternal damnation in the afterlife.

[Crunkmastaflexx]

@stengevarsel you are a good christain. God does approve.

[ho8734]

@Crunkmastaflexx may be he is not

[Crunkmastaflexx]

@ho8734 No, god loves pre marrigal sex in churchs

[stengevarsel]

@Jaymz5555 The church was empty. And let's just say I'm ex-mormon.

[Shade0591]

@stengevarsel I would have attacked you, but you said a Mormon church. I now commend you.

[tucker386]

@stengevarsel same except it was presbyterian. at least i know i wont go to hell right? its presbyterian haha