This comic reminded me of the time in Asperchu that Metal Asperchu killed off those chaotic combo characters all of a sudden. I couldn't stop laughing, it was just so amazing. It was a religious experience.
why does the robot sonichu announce everything that happens and is about to happen in the battle? it's like it thinks everyone in the scene is retarded
My friend and I have been coming up with ideas for an animated action/comedy series that will have shitloads of video game influence. I have recently started coming up with ideas for an episode in which we attack CWCville and massacre the Sonichu characters.
"I think the problems here in Minnesota will be resolved very shortly" Dear god thats the forth time he ripped lines from the 80's Transformer Movie! Damn it Chris come up with your own cool dialogue!
I sometimes wonder if Chris's characters really ARE self aware xD Like that line with Sonichu where he get's impatient with Chris, that's too good for Chris to have realized what he was doing. His characters seem to (probably because they're badly written) be aware of how crappy of an author Chris is, I just find it hilarious.
And so, with Christian Weston Chandler confining himself into his room to play his PSTriple, too lost in the realm of Little Big Planet Two to notice anything, the citizens of CWCville seized the opportunity to take back their city.
But it was not met without resistance, Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo fought against the uprising, trying to hold up Chris-Chan’s ideals. However with the copyright infringing monstrosities too stupid to function without the words of their father to guide them, the gang of super powered rodents was no match against the people’s passion to restore order from Chris’ tyrannical chaos.
Sonichu and his allies were quickly defeated, in fifteen minutes flat.
But, instead of executing those that were once used to make the people’s lives hell, the people decided that taking their lives would lead to more meaningless bloodshed.
Now CWCville has become a thriving metropolis with more success and peace than the wasteland it once housed a naïve bigot of a manchild. I should know, I’m the new mayor. And when my term ends, another will be chosen to keep CWCville a paradise for decades to come.
What of Sonichu and pals you may ask? Heh… Well, they now help provide electricity for our fair city in our specially designed Sonichu habitat, far from the public eye.
Because he's the hero that CWCville deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him...because he can take it...because he's not a good artist...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon ManChild
God, the fight scenes in this comic make the fight scenes from The Last Airbender look like Lord of the fucking Rings. The turn-based Pokemon battles have absolutely no energy, suspense or conviction. You know either Chris is gonna kick his enemy's ass, or Chris is gonna get destroyed until a deus ex machina character appears to help him out...
5:25 YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU, WIL. YOU ARE WITH SIMONLA IN ASPERCHU!! IT'S JUST THAT YOU ARE WITH THE ORIGINAL AND MORE BAD ASS VERSION DAMMIT!! FUCKING CHRIS IS AN IDIOT TO NOT SEE THE JOKES IN ASPERCHU!!
So let me get this straight: Chris-Chan, a guy that says this abomination is a-okay on copyright laws because it's a "parody" can't even recognize one on his own series when he sees it?! Chris-Chan has officially failed more than any other person in existance, PERIOD. Off course, that's no suprise to most people, but still.
"I think all of the problems here in minnesota will be resolved very shortly": is it me or does it sound like this line comes from the the Transformers movie (the animated one), where Hot Rod says "I think the problems on this planet will be solved very shortly" or something like that after the Quintessons are attacked by their guards? Though it's a minor enough line that it might just be coincidence or unintentional...
Even though I know that Sonichu is completely without merit, only good for (true) parody fodder and it's technically better that he's given up on it, hearing Magi-chan talk in support of his "creator" when it's obvious that Chris will never draw or upload another comic page makes me sad for some reason.
"Chris Chans Ego rivals that of Duke Nukem" God, I loled so hard after reading that annotation. Yes indeed, but even Duke isnt that egotistical the Chris is. quick, someone should write a fan-fic where Duke goes to CWCville and kills all the sonichus and whatnot and then nukes the Mall.
If Sonichu happens to get an animated series for television, instead of lasting 30 minutes, it will last 5 minutes, cuz the rest it's gonna be all about Chris-chan and his "brainwashing".
It's strange, someone takes your mary-sues and makes them into... well... characters. But then you take them back, alter them back into mary-sues, then bash the author for actually making your stuff readable. Chris believes that Alec is trying to steal credit, he's only giving Alec more ideas.
I especially find hilarious how a few of the video thumbnails for the audiobook series are just walls of text (This video is one of them, of course!).
Let's see, this comic has been going on for... uhh... two to three years now, right? Why does it still look like donkey shit? I mean, you THINK he would actually develop SOME kind of skill for crying out loud.
Do other comic book writers usually care about parodies of their own works and stroke their own ego by breaking the fourth wall and condemning them? No, they do not.
what the f....how hte,,, dammit! can't type, more fucking characters to remember? oh wait nevermind, Crystal, like the rest of the extra extras will be shoved to the side again...
Protip for CWC: Look at archie sonic on how to have a cast of over 9000 and still be interesting.
And I can't say I'm digging all this "Chris is the God of everything" sort of stuff he's pulling here. I mean, it's hilarious, but... he believes it all so dearly...
What's Allison Amber complaning about? In Moon-Pals she is a main character. She's been given far more respect from Sean then Chris ever gave her. In fact, if i'm not mistaken, shes had more panel time in the 40 or so Moon-Pals strips then she has had in the 11 Issues of Sonichu comics, Which I remind you are about 80 pages or more to an Issue.
You gotta love how much of a Gary Stu-ish move Chris is to succeed at using Protect consecutively. ...which is IMPOSSIBLE in the Pokemon games starting from Generation II.
Not to mention that it actually CAN be broken thanks to a move called "Feint". Chris makes himself UNGODLY broken in these comics lately.
4 caged rosechus?.............wait....where did that come from? That's as random as running up to your friends and saying "I HAVE 4 ASIAN WIVES IN THE CLOSET!"
I hope Obama writes him back. I mean, seriously. I hope he reads his letter and a couple pages of the comic and then writes back with something like "Little boy, I know what it's like when people pick on you. Don't worry, though. When you grow up, these things will make you stronger in character and then you can really be something in life." Then Chris will say he's a 28 year old virgin and Obama will be horrified beyond belief.
He'd probably just get a generic letter back saying "the president is genuinely interested in your concerns" or the like. And those kind of responses are usually total lies.
..So wait, wild is outraged that he was displayed as a "homo" but then chris goes on to do the same thing with jack/clyde and then have them die in lava?
zap cannon? .... did that fucker just rip off yu yu hakusho??
5:46 THIS COMING FROM A GUY WHO DRAWS LIKE A DEMENTED FOUR YEAR OLD god dammit why the fuck to i torture myself so by even knowing of this idiot...
Chris: SNIFF! those damm slander- slanerous- those trolls are mocking me again. well i will use my connections to t he white house and ORDER the presi- president obama to KILL that alec!
An appeal to nationalism, which is a major fallacy of logic. Considering Chris-chan's jokes about 9/11 (and causing one in his comics!), I, uh, don't think he's much of a patriot?
... Wow, one of Alec's most dangerous villains... and of course, Chris kills him with little to no effort and no time.
Yeah, fuck suspense! Who wants to see the main character on the brink of death? Since Chris can't isn't capable of winning at anything in the real world, he makes up for it by making himself an untouchable god who never loses. EVER.
Oh wow, this one was actually pretty funny... Actually I was laughing my ass of as soon as I saw the thumbnail for the video (which is just a wall of text)
At least he's stopped ripping off Excel Saga as far as I can tell. Was starting to get on my nerves when every other page was some kind of joke from that series that Chris misunderstood and butchered. :P
I love how he always makes sure to include President Jefferson in his whatever you want to call these things. I wonder how much Chrissypoo really knows about Jefferson and if he realizes that having Obama "blah blah blah to the Asperpedia" goes against everything Jefferson wanted for this country?
Then again, I'm the one reading the Federalist Papers for insight into what can help our country and not defending my city against imaginary characters.
A autistic egotistical homophobic religious-retarded zealot who wears a gay blue outfit, jeans and a fake beard is going to use his powers to teleport four female furries anywhere he wants.
And hes also considers himself to be a 'reaging virgin'.
Actually, stop thinking about it. No bail out the idea, look away and pretend it never happened.
Chris explaining to his audience that Asperchu isn't cannon would be like J.K. Rowling throwing a bitch fit about how Harry/Snape erotic fan fiction isn't true and THEY ARE STRAIGHT; GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKIN SKULLS. (with the exception that Harry Potter actually has fans, better writing, and the author doesn't shit her pants due to "stress" every 5 seconds).
Now that would be hillarious to read, every famous comic/novel author "adressing" every little detail with rage-induced rants plastering pages and pages of their work. In this case of Chris is just patetic, and i have to wonder once more, has Chris ever read a comic book in his entire life? What makes him think this is ok? Then again, the comic is just like his personal diary for his dellusions and fantasies.
Imagine if Marvel and DC adopted this format, where characters profess their sexual orientation every two pages, and the writer's stories revolved around their own personal frustrations.
@ChevalierAguila I'm pretty sure he's read Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog. Several trolls have claimed that he's traced pages of it into his own comic. Plus, it would explain his obsession with furry romance. (and yiff art)
Obvious answer is obvious, but thanks for answering anyway. Also, and I'm ashamed to say this, but I sent Chris a Dragon/Electric Hedgehog Pokémon name of Drago. Maybe Hamsty oughta ask him when Drago's gonna show in the Tenthennial Issue-versary, hint hint.
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS A LONG ASS SPEECH
some14u2no 2 weeks ago
Does anyone know where to find a full archive of Moon-Pals, because I've only seen the video of the first three and they are god damn genius.
SGTSoap281 1 month ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
3:02
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIS!
SGTSoap281 1 month ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
I really don't get how it's Happy Tree Friends like. If it was, they'd come back to life at the end of the page.
444Tazer 2 months ago
Simonla deadichu
rickwyles1 3 months ago
5:00 even he got bored! XD
pochopaz7381 3 months ago
Wow, Soundwave dethchemist, flaming dethchemist AND SNAKE DETHCHEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIST all in one episode?
It's like Christmas came early!
TheRsp88 3 months ago
@TheRsp88 1st time I'm watching it is Christmas Eve (today).
So it's a nice gift for me XD
KiraShikaku 2 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
oh lord, the thumbnail is nothing but words (it's an omen of /death/)
Amperschwa 4 months ago
Summary of Every Sonichu Comic Ever;
WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
TheCutieCatherine 5 months ago 8
@TheCutieCatherine Needs moar words. B^U
Jetblast01 4 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
Thank God for Magi-chan.
Seriously I cannot take this onslaught of bitchfitting and ego-inflating. It gets whinier everytime it happens.
MewYuki23 6 months ago
Beautiful episode.
I laughed! I dryed!
SlashFirestorm 6 months ago
This comic reminded me of the time in Asperchu that Metal Asperchu killed off those chaotic combo characters all of a sudden. I couldn't stop laughing, it was just so amazing. It was a religious experience.
skipolas 6 months ago 6
"I had to Chris the outcome..."
Oh don't worry Magi-chan, this whole story has already been Chris'd.
AseraphsephirothZ 6 months ago in playlist Sonichu Audiobooks
you know, with that voice i half expected the robot to shoot cassette tapes out of it's chest.
...on the other hand, that would've ruined Soundwave forever, so i'm kinda glad chris didn't include any more transformers references. OR DID HE?!?
papermario2006 7 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
Dethchemist does a pretty cool Soundwave impression for MetalChu.
Aaah transformers, if only Chris Chan and Michael Bay hadn't taken huge shits on my childhood nostalgia...
TheSkunkCat 7 months ago
Deth's voice is sexy
ValkyrieCain123 7 months ago
why does the robot sonichu announce everything that happens and is about to happen in the battle? it's like it thinks everyone in the scene is retarded
wait
Rahnzakh 8 months ago
3:20 SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!
DarklightZER0 8 months ago
EVEN SONICHU DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
SchedeenIndeed 8 months ago in playlist Audiobook Saga
7:27 Funny that you mention that.
My friend and I have been coming up with ideas for an animated action/comedy series that will have shitloads of video game influence. I have recently started coming up with ideas for an episode in which we attack CWCville and massacre the Sonichu characters.
Towards the end, we nuke it.
EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4 9 months ago
"I think the problems here in Minnesota will be resolved very shortly" Dear god thats the forth time he ripped lines from the 80's Transformer Movie! Damn it Chris come up with your own cool dialogue!
thelordoflemonz 9 months ago
FUCKING TEXT WALLS
BBZAnimes 10 months ago
1 sane person disliked that shit.
IDeafpool 10 months ago
I sometimes wonder if Chris's characters really ARE self aware xD Like that line with Sonichu where he get's impatient with Chris, that's too good for Chris to have realized what he was doing. His characters seem to (probably because they're badly written) be aware of how crappy of an author Chris is, I just find it hilarious.
Gold, guys, gold.
AniMerrill 10 months ago
"Christian will never stop, no matter the taunts and tortures"
But yet he stops for his precious PStriple...
TheDrunkenwhale 11 months ago
And so, with Christian Weston Chandler confining himself into his room to play his PSTriple, too lost in the realm of Little Big Planet Two to notice anything, the citizens of CWCville seized the opportunity to take back their city.
TheDrunkenwhale 11 months ago
But it was not met without resistance, Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo fought against the uprising, trying to hold up Chris-Chan’s ideals. However with the copyright infringing monstrosities too stupid to function without the words of their father to guide them, the gang of super powered rodents was no match against the people’s passion to restore order from Chris’ tyrannical chaos.
TheDrunkenwhale 11 months ago
Sonichu and his allies were quickly defeated, in fifteen minutes flat.
But, instead of executing those that were once used to make the people’s lives hell, the people decided that taking their lives would lead to more meaningless bloodshed.
TheDrunkenwhale 11 months ago
Now CWCville has become a thriving metropolis with more success and peace than the wasteland it once housed a naïve bigot of a manchild. I should know, I’m the new mayor. And when my term ends, another will be chosen to keep CWCville a paradise for decades to come.
What of Sonichu and pals you may ask? Heh… Well, they now help provide electricity for our fair city in our specially designed Sonichu habitat, far from the public eye.
TheDrunkenwhale 11 months ago
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Madnam 1 year ago
...you have exactly 1 "dislike." ...lol, I wonder who that could be...
WatcherAzazel 1 year ago
"'I was a very popular dude with the fans,' lies Punchy..."
SlamminWolfgang 1 year ago
Christian will never stop in spite of the taunts and the tortures?
Then why is he currently cowering behind little pig blanket?
Shavarnarak 1 year ago
fUCKING TL';DR
eskimoechidna 1 year ago
Because he's the hero that CWCville deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him...because he can take it...because he's not a good artist...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon ManChild
Kitsunefan9 1 year ago 3
appals?
...apples?
wat
TAXEXEMPTION 1 year ago
USE PROTECT ON US ALL.
lolrubbers.
TAXEXEMPTION 1 year ago
God, the fight scenes in this comic make the fight scenes from The Last Airbender look like Lord of the fucking Rings. The turn-based Pokemon battles have absolutely no energy, suspense or conviction. You know either Chris is gonna kick his enemy's ass, or Chris is gonna get destroyed until a deus ex machina character appears to help him out...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago 2
At least in the Asperchu comics, Metal Asperchu has a head that actually looks like a sonichu.
Chris's attempt doesn't look like anything.
Deepblue686 1 year ago 2
Isn't TJ from Virginia?
Anyway, HAPPY TREE FRIENDS! FUCK YEAH!
phoenixhart17 1 year ago
Wait, is Chris saying Thomas Jefferson hated his hometown?
Koronii 1 year ago
sheesh it's like all of the Sonichus and Rosechus share the same personality as Chris.
Kolbatsu 1 year ago
I think chris does more writing for these than drawing.
Makingnewnamesisdumb 1 year ago
Goddamn, these audiobooks get more awesome and hilarious each video. I thought the apex had been hit, and then: Soundwave voice. Best voice ever.
DarkfireTaimatsu 1 year ago
whoops, I meant wild...
rptheory 1 year ago
5:25 YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU, WIL. YOU ARE WITH SIMONLA IN ASPERCHU!! IT'S JUST THAT YOU ARE WITH THE ORIGINAL AND MORE BAD ASS VERSION DAMMIT!! FUCKING CHRIS IS AN IDIOT TO NOT SEE THE JOKES IN ASPERCHU!!
rptheory 1 year ago
TOO...MANY...FUCKIN...WALL O' TEXTS!! PLEASE TELL ME THERE ISN'T ANY MORE!!!
rptheory 1 year ago
this is awesome. have my babies vivian!
NeoSquadillah 1 year ago
So let me get this straight: Chris-Chan, a guy that says this abomination is a-okay on copyright laws because it's a "parody" can't even recognize one on his own series when he sees it?! Chris-Chan has officially failed more than any other person in existance, PERIOD. Off course, that's no suprise to most people, but still.
GoldenWolfStudios 1 year ago
Ian thinks azns are blabbering idiots.
KILL HIM FOR THE GLORY OF CHINA (not Ian´s perverted definition, but the true and honest motherland)
Extra365 1 year ago
2:46 Why 15 more minutes?
God damn it, Chris.
Ohflipsnap 1 year ago
15 more minutes? What the hell?
Ohflipsnap 1 year ago
china want their wall back
PAVN 1 year ago
"I think all of the problems here in minnesota will be resolved very shortly": is it me or does it sound like this line comes from the the Transformers movie (the animated one), where Hot Rod says "I think the problems on this planet will be solved very shortly" or something like that after the Quintessons are attacked by their guards? Though it's a minor enough line that it might just be coincidence or unintentional...
EricMushroomWilson 1 year ago
nice job ripping off yu yu hakusho chris
youuuuuu faggot
rainbowIchigo 1 year ago
The difference being that we LIKE Duke's Ego
Chris's is just grating
IconOfSin24148 1 year ago
and he thinks hes a saint too!? ..............wow, Chris needs to get help.
Turishouke 1 year ago
Why does he portray his feelings on to his characters so much?
Turishouke 1 year ago
I hate when Chris feels like he needs to add lots of unecessary adjectives. Its annoying and it gives me autistic rage.
LucasHorclox 1 year ago
Even though I know that Sonichu is completely without merit, only good for (true) parody fodder and it's technically better that he's given up on it, hearing Magi-chan talk in support of his "creator" when it's obvious that Chris will never draw or upload another comic page makes me sad for some reason.
BackgroundBailey 1 year ago
Chris is too lazy to type a lot of thing apparently.
SerenityM16 1 year ago
Chris has the 7 sonichu balls but he needs 7 allies to beat metal asperchu. ROBOTS RULE!
YoungPhinoxofFlame 1 year ago
This is based in pokemon so throwing punches in a metal monster is super effective
(lol wut)
boitahaki 1 year ago
Episode 21 never eeeeennnnds
NotTooWellKnown 1 year ago
6:47 - Magi-chan: "Shut the hell up, you WOMEN! Men are talking!"
7:37 - CWCville is only some residual flames short of already being a post-apocalytpic ruin.
Chris, stop being such a fagtard.
Xunkun 1 year ago
"Chris Chans Ego rivals that of Duke Nukem" God, I loled so hard after reading that annotation. Yes indeed, but even Duke isnt that egotistical the Chris is. quick, someone should write a fan-fic where Duke goes to CWCville and kills all the sonichus and whatnot and then nukes the Mall.
LtHavoc1983 1 year ago
What is the point of chris having that muzzle fur. It makes him look, weirder than he already is, and that is definately saying something.
ongakuwarrior 1 year ago
HOBO-CHAN
TheLordOfTheSporks 1 year ago
Du Hast <3
Panzerfrau 1 year ago
If Sonichu happens to get an animated series for television, instead of lasting 30 minutes, it will last 5 minutes, cuz the rest it's gonna be all about Chris-chan and his "brainwashing".
FaunoBoi 1 year ago
obama can't help chris chan out, he's too busy playing golf.
darkgomugomu 1 year ago
It's strange, someone takes your mary-sues and makes them into... well... characters. But then you take them back, alter them back into mary-sues, then bash the author for actually making your stuff readable. Chris believes that Alec is trying to steal credit, he's only giving Alec more ideas.
BobSpotOn 1 year ago
Screw CWC.
DETH is the main and only good character in this comic.
ADBHLS 1 year ago
4:54 cracks in paper. Yeah that makes sense
MusicTrackers 1 year ago
I love how when Swift was first changed, his stripe resembled the letter "S", but at 2:14, It suddenly looks the same as Magi-Chan's.
themagnumx11 1 year ago
Protect is worse than Double Team.
ElSingario 1 year ago
I especially find hilarious how a few of the video thumbnails for the audiobook series are just walls of text (This video is one of them, of course!).
Stevothehuman 1 year ago
He's ripping off Yu Yu Hakushou [sic?] in 2010?
Does he have a checklist of dubbed anime aired on Adult Swim to "parody?"
FurryAR 1 year ago
my hamsty died yesterday :<
egarcia115 1 year ago
@egarcia115 :<
mrbob091 1 year ago
@mrbob091 his name was sonic (my little bro named him not me)
egarcia115 1 year ago
@egarcia115 still, :<
mrbob091 1 year ago
@mrbob091 i know *tear*
egarcia115 1 year ago
HOLY FUCK ITS SO TEDIOUS
STOP BLOWING YOURSELF YOU FUCKING MORON
God damn you, Chris.
ConservativeCat 1 year ago
Let's see, this comic has been going on for... uhh... two to three years now, right? Why does it still look like donkey shit? I mean, you THINK he would actually develop SOME kind of skill for crying out loud.
LPSam93 1 year ago
"Ya..straight as a peice of licorice"
Sorry vivian..your In CWCville. ITS BLACK LICORICE
MrSpazDoctor 1 year ago
Protect fails when used too many times in a row. Lulz, Chris Chan fails even more at pokemon.
latiasneo3 2 years ago
1:16 NOT a Sonic Heroes reference.... yeah....
Delta4845 2 years ago
1:38- ripped off from Yu yu Hakasho.....love that show
GreatNegus 2 years ago
Damn, look at all those WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS.
I seriously think that Hobo-chan shoving his own wall of text aside is the only remotely funny thing about the comic.
EyeoftheU 2 years ago
Do other comic book writers usually care about parodies of their own works and stroke their own ego by breaking the fourth wall and condemning them? No, they do not.
ccricers 2 years ago
what the f....how hte,,, dammit! can't type, more fucking characters to remember? oh wait nevermind, Crystal, like the rest of the extra extras will be shoved to the side again...
Protip for CWC: Look at archie sonic on how to have a cast of over 9000 and still be interesting.
loving me some crazed Robotnik right now.
camiblack1 2 years ago
1:52 - Shut up, Chris.
2:13 - CWC, you are a heartless jerk and I hate you.
CaptainTooner 2 years ago
2:14 EPIC CENSOR
THAT IZ FACT
mrbob091 2 years ago
This comics makes me so angry...
LucasHorclox 2 years ago 26
@LucasHorclox me too! its even mmade me have to forget everything sonichu reated for like a MONTH he makes me sooo angry!
Pizzafication123 1 year ago
The earlier episodes were lulzy, this episode just makes me want to rage. Chris is very selective about what he chooses to quote from the bible.
SonichuFan4Ever 2 years ago
2:04 Sonichu is really pissed at Magi-chan it seems.
Kukadin 2 years ago
They'll never visit Minnesota? Hot damn!
And I can't say I'm digging all this "Chris is the God of everything" sort of stuff he's pulling here. I mean, it's hilarious, but... he believes it all so dearly...
riskyfish 2 years ago
@POOPTURTLE It would probably be something like "ALL HAIL CWCTANIA!"
johnroche 2 years ago 2
Would anyone believe me when I would say that the original plot to Sonichu itself was for Chris to get married?
Edgemaster000 2 years ago 3
What's Allison Amber complaning about? In Moon-Pals she is a main character. She's been given far more respect from Sean then Chris ever gave her. In fact, if i'm not mistaken, shes had more panel time in the 40 or so Moon-Pals strips then she has had in the 11 Issues of Sonichu comics, Which I remind you are about 80 pages or more to an Issue.
Protectorett 2 years ago
You gotta love how much of a Gary Stu-ish move Chris is to succeed at using Protect consecutively. ...which is IMPOSSIBLE in the Pokemon games starting from Generation II.
Not to mention that it actually CAN be broken thanks to a move called "Feint". Chris makes himself UNGODLY broken in these comics lately.
KeijiKG 2 years ago 2
Okay, it turns out アスペルガー症候群 is the real translation for Asperger's Syndrome. Asupaagazu Shindoromu sounds cooler, though.
POOPTURTLE 2 years ago
プロテックト！
ザップ・カンオン！
アスパーガーズ・シンドローム！
アル・ハイル・クイックヴィル！
I could only imagine if the Japanese had their own take on this.
POOPTURTLE 2 years ago
@POOPTURTLE Cannon should be spelled as 'キャノン'
KeijiKG 2 years ago
My bad.
Also, I'm surprised at how many of you know kana.
POOPTURTLE 2 years ago
I hate it when Chris imitates Yu Yu Hakusho, I show FAR better than Sonichu.
GreggMays64 2 years ago
4 caged rosechus?.............wait....where did that come from? That's as random as running up to your friends and saying "I HAVE 4 ASIAN WIVES IN THE CLOSET!"
darkgomugomu 2 years ago
He's villainizing Alec, basically.
POOPTURTLE 2 years ago
WAUGH WAH WAHUGH AUH WAH AWUHA
alittlewrm 2 years ago
do want the peanuts teacher soundfile
besides 5/5 as always
19FrosT83 2 years ago
wasn't Montecello Thomas Jefferson's plantation?
mavrickindigo 2 years ago
Am I the only one who finds it wierd that Chris is insulting someone with a disability when he himself has one?
Hells666singer 2 years ago
Really, don't try to understand Chris. Most of the time its just insane tard-logic.
MagneticPineTree 2 years ago
uh... I like how he tore a hole in page 65 and alluded to it in the next page, showing the panels in other pages.
IT WAS KINDA CLEVER FOR ONCE
for once
cdjblue 2 years ago
So...much...words....
*GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE*
Sketchodie 2 years ago
I hope Obama writes him back. I mean, seriously. I hope he reads his letter and a couple pages of the comic and then writes back with something like "Little boy, I know what it's like when people pick on you. Don't worry, though. When you grow up, these things will make you stronger in character and then you can really be something in life." Then Chris will say he's a 28 year old virgin and Obama will be horrified beyond belief.
posthumanfetus 2 years ago 44
He'd probably just get a generic letter back saying "the president is genuinely interested in your concerns" or the like. And those kind of responses are usually total lies.
POOPTURTLE 2 years ago
@posthumanfetus hahahahaha!!! true!
TheLordkorv 1 year ago
so fictional characters moaning about real life things... aren't they all admitting that they know they don't exist?
Nebr66 2 years ago
..So wait, wild is outraged that he was displayed as a "homo" but then chris goes on to do the same thing with jack/clyde and then have them die in lava?
..Huh.
Reaprar 2 years ago
zap cannon? .... did that fucker just rip off yu yu hakusho??
5:46 THIS COMING FROM A GUY WHO DRAWS LIKE A DEMENTED FOUR YEAR OLD god dammit why the fuck to i torture myself so by even knowing of this idiot...
Chris: SNIFF! those damm slander- slanerous- those trolls are mocking me again. well i will use my connections to t he white house and ORDER the presi- president obama to KILL that alec!
bainaka 2 years ago
"Zap Cannon" is a Pokemon attack too, so that's more likely the source of Chris' ripoff ways. I doubt he's even heard of YYH.
yuriwriter 2 years ago
The name comes from Pokemon, but the way Hobochan did it was pure YYH.
SigmasonicX3 2 years ago 2
The differnce between Ians shitty comic and Asperchu is that I actually give a shit about what happens in Asperchu.
Rautakello 2 years ago 2
oh this will be great, seeing as the thumbnail was a big block of fucking text.
Chris should just stop saying shit.
Hatsumi92 2 years ago
man why are people always makin speeches in front of the american flag in these books
welzen 2 years ago
An appeal to nationalism, which is a major fallacy of logic. Considering Chris-chan's jokes about 9/11 (and causing one in his comics!), I, uh, don't think he's much of a patriot?
SlashFirestorm 2 years ago
because chris is a true representation of america
vivitheg 2 years ago 2
@vivitheg If Chris is a true representation of America, then I'm moving to Cuba.
OverlordPost 1 year ago
Nah, Chris is just arrogant to an astonishing degree. He seems to think he's a patriot by drawing a cruddy comic.
ZeldaDD 2 years ago
Even Thomas Jefferson would dry...
mcmonkey001 2 years ago 2
i dont remember magi-chan being retarded in alec's comic. did Chris really read asperchu?
Chef033 2 years ago
... Wow, one of Alec's most dangerous villains... and of course, Chris kills him with little to no effort and no time.
Yeah, fuck suspense! Who wants to see the main character on the brink of death? Since Chris can't isn't capable of winning at anything in the real world, he makes up for it by making himself an untouchable god who never loses. EVER.
... That's not good story telling, Chrissy.
Jesterclown17 2 years ago 3
He can't even draw a straight line. Even worse, he can't stay inside the lines when coloring. FUCK YOUR ZAP CANNON, IT'S MORE CROOKED THAN MY DICK!
ninjanonymous 2 years ago
Oh Chris, Obama will certainly help you after that Black House joke, you fucking racist.
YigSnakeDaddy 2 years ago 3
7:28 *raises hand* I will take part in writing that.
(Declaring that I will become a part of a saga but oh well...)
Edgemaster000 2 years ago
Protect doesn't do shit on special moves, like Flamethrower.
It's like looking in the mind of a retard, and finding out he is retarded even on retarded standards.
OdaNoOwari 2 years ago 3
2:39
You don't have sex with a hamster.
Desuchan101 2 years ago
Chris chan's solutions for everything:
Attack from robot: Use Protect on us all.
Homosexual behind me in McDonalds: Use Protect on us all.
Slanderous trolls: Use Protect on us all.
Potential sweetheart passed out from roofie cocktail in the janitor's closet of the mall: Oops, out of PP for Protect!
dorr213 2 years ago 4
Olol unnecessary patriotism
Chris's insanity puts him in such an alternate reality, sometimes I forget he lives in the middle of Redneck Dogballs, USA
GrumpusRed 2 years ago
I think he lives in insanity if you want my opinion.
Ashkihyena 2 years ago
Oh wow, this one was actually pretty funny... Actually I was laughing my ass of as soon as I saw the thumbnail for the video (which is just a wall of text)
shbomb 2 years ago
Yeah, all I heard while Hobochu was speaking was the Peanuts "Waa waa waa" alright.
Ashkihyena 2 years ago
I lol every single time I hear "collosal chris chan" marijuana makes audiobooks 500X better.
epiclulz66 2 years ago
son of a bitch, at 1:38 he rips of the spirit gun from yu yu hakusho
zel9999 2 years ago
it's weird how he rips off random shit from random things like inuyasha that one time
vivitheg 2 years ago
At least he's stopped ripping off Excel Saga as far as I can tell. Was starting to get on my nerves when every other page was some kind of joke from that series that Chris misunderstood and butchered. :P
ZeldaDD 2 years ago
Even Thomas Jefferson would dry?
Gee...
bloodrunsclear 2 years ago
dethchemist makes this bearable, at times even pretty funny.
xSimplyMagical 2 years ago
So Chris IS Like Hitler: hates gays while advocating for total government control of all things. It's incredible.
TheBeardOfPower 2 years ago 3
Never before have I seen so many "originals" in one place...
TheBeardOfPower 2 years ago
I love how he always makes sure to include President Jefferson in his whatever you want to call these things. I wonder how much Chrissypoo really knows about Jefferson and if he realizes that having Obama "blah blah blah to the Asperpedia" goes against everything Jefferson wanted for this country?
Then again, I'm the one reading the Federalist Papers for insight into what can help our country and not defending my city against imaginary characters.
RowdyRodimus 2 years ago
2:41
Wait,
Chris is going to teleport them to "safety"?
Think about it.
A autistic egotistical homophobic religious-retarded zealot who wears a gay blue outfit, jeans and a fake beard is going to use his powers to teleport four female furries anywhere he wants.
And hes also considers himself to be a 'reaging virgin'.
Actually, stop thinking about it. No bail out the idea, look away and pretend it never happened.
Joroshira 2 years ago 3
Chris explaining to his audience that Asperchu isn't cannon would be like J.K. Rowling throwing a bitch fit about how Harry/Snape erotic fan fiction isn't true and THEY ARE STRAIGHT; GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKIN SKULLS. (with the exception that Harry Potter actually has fans, better writing, and the author doesn't shit her pants due to "stress" every 5 seconds).
1337rofflecopters 2 years ago 4
Now that would be hillarious to read, every famous comic/novel author "adressing" every little detail with rage-induced rants plastering pages and pages of their work. In this case of Chris is just patetic, and i have to wonder once more, has Chris ever read a comic book in his entire life? What makes him think this is ok? Then again, the comic is just like his personal diary for his dellusions and fantasies.
ChevalierAguila 2 years ago 2
Imagine if Marvel and DC adopted this format, where characters profess their sexual orientation every two pages, and the writer's stories revolved around their own personal frustrations.
ThatsTheVideoDuder 2 years ago
@ChevalierAguila I'm pretty sure he's read Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog. Several trolls have claimed that he's traced pages of it into his own comic. Plus, it would explain his obsession with furry romance. (and yiff art)
1337rofflecopters 2 years ago
watch?v=_qx4r2xX-f4
(compare to reldnahc vs chris scene earlier)
vivitheg 2 years ago
Thanks, for the link Vivian. How do you find this shit?
1337rofflecopters 2 years ago
Why does Chris keep saying that Alec draws like shit?
It's several times better than his work. I mean come on, he's retarded but he has to have a limit.
LolTater 2 years ago
Wouldn't the flame technically count as ammo as well?
peterthekingofpie 2 years ago
"I had to Chris the outcome"? "Even Thomas Jefferson would dry"? I am so confused right now.
vulpix 2 years ago 2
LOL @ the Peanuts SFX. SRSLY, is the Wall O' Text really necessary?
OMGWTFBBQSARS 2 years ago 2
yes
vivitheg 2 years ago
Obvious answer is obvious, but thanks for answering anyway. Also, and I'm ashamed to say this, but I sent Chris a Dragon/Electric Hedgehog Pokémon name of Drago. Maybe Hamsty oughta ask him when Drago's gonna show in the Tenthennial Issue-versary, hint hint.
OMGWTFBBQSARS 2 years ago
holy shit longest dialogue box ever
machriderx 2 years ago 2
I like how the preview image was nothing but words
CoconutBuyer 2 years ago 3
The preview image for me is always walls of text.