Russel Peters on Arranged Marriage

[mrMADboy93]

anyone else tried to off annotations then realised there wasnt a button for it??

[MrKkhurram]

this guy rocks

[SuedeKittenBoots]

Big Bang Theory, anyone?

[gaurav1221]

@SuedeKittenBoots what about big bang theory :S russell owns that show

[RPSM101]

VE ARE INDIAN AND WE ARE GAY!!!

Oh shit, wrong video......

[500GUNIT]

Haha RUssel \m/

[KrypticAsylum]

*Points out the obvious. Waits for thumbs.*

HOHO GUYS I'M TOTALLY AGAINST THE NORM MAAAN.

[nafaka12]

im going to take a huge shit , this better be the top comment when i come back!

[IPawnt]

Is this the Boilsoft Unregistered Version?

[FinesseFlow]

i hate the idea of arrange marriage. Thats not real love!, who ever believes in that still are fucking lunatics

[TYS5ert]

@FinesseFlow Sad but as me and others, they don't have any friggin' choice, we we're born into this position and there's nothing to protest against. You are who you are even if you change your outsides...

[elmalloc]

i hate indian people that thikn they're cool (and I'm indian myself). go back to your geek self, son...

[thachthewandererable]

@elmalloc It's just a joke, man. Take it easy.

[Ononetwothreego]

@elmalloc r u his father now

[RamirezRoyalty]

@elmalloc Confidence never hurt anyone, Cockiness is a different matter.

[Elvishrain]

@elmalloc learn to talk in proper english or even hindi if u wanna sound remotely cool :P indian ppl are "cool" or wel.. atleast hot.. its tropical for fuck sake :P i hate self degrading faggots like you

[elmalloc]

@Elvishrain gee, you've got some confidence issues dude. go back to being your smelly indian self, xD

[Elvishrain]

@elmalloc i'm not a "dude" , u wannabe american-but can't turn white with ponds powder" gay fuck ! :P i'm a girl ! confidence issues? lmao u got some comprehension issues, so u go back to school and put your face into ricky martin or something

[elmalloc]

@Elvishrain Hoe, then.

[Elvishrain]

y dnt you just get back to your life where you walk around like a big walking talking vagina looking for vaginal antiseptic creams or smthing ? fuckin clit

[ipc353]

I was trying to say the same top comment but you stolde it form me.

[TheDipset1233]

don't put that youtube commenting crap on russell peters! lol

[AKADEMENTED]

lmao

[Aiitchh]

hahahah

[narmyofone]

Should get a registered version of Boilsoft.

[blexicanchronicles]

boilsoft unregistered version

[demonheart13]

you'll grow into her... wrong on so many levels

[PBrar101]

@Drphalgun19 It's not correctly using the english language, it's sounds more like 7 year-old's english. In other words, your sentences don't make sense, and you grammar sucks dick.

[PBrar101]

@Drphalgun19 Is that the best you can do? How bout you just take a damn english course, mmkay?

[PBrar101]

@Drphalgun19 English please.

[2mmbroz]

Good job! Go see Michael Zhang! Search Michael Zhang, 12 years old stand up comedian.

[MrMitokiller]

Boilsoft unregistred version

[rescuehero54]

is this the unregistered version?

[attentionspanmedia]

This episode of A Day in the Life follows Russell Peters for a day: asm. ly/RPeters 

[ThePhotoDesigns]

my comment never get liked :(

[enchantedbleu]

hahah that's just like my mom and my brother: mom trying to find a wife for my brother even though the wife is just for her liking and not my brother's lol

[AzureDarkGod]

Wow, that guy is really funny O_O Why hadn't I heard of him before? XD

[nickjayluver22]

LOOL

"i know she big now.. but youll grow into her!"

LOOOL looove that linee!

[IndiaCobra]

Sick idiot speak from ass hole.

[thukon]

@IndiaCobra You sir, are an old fashioned retard. If you are below the age of 30, kindly shoot yourself so as to not scar our liberal minded generation. And I'm an indian too, in case you wanted to pull some "western white guy" retort.

[IndiaCobra]

@thukon You must have shot your parents according to what you said. I feel shame to see you danceing on stage as Indian. In your kind of liberals minded Indian have no grand father and mother they rot in scrap home worked by western ideology’s AM PROUD OF MY CULTURE. Now day’s Indian women are legalised prostitute by 498a and women right. They get mar ridge for few year to accumulate there finance and than divorce.

[thukon]

@IndiaCobra Haha youre such a retard. My parents are quite worldly and they find russel peters hilarious. And theyre against stupid shit like arranged marriage. In fact, the people who still believe in shit like arranged marriages are the same people are the same people who still think chewing tobacco is good for you. And my grandfather has been around the world. I bet your grandfather's stayed in his little village all his life. Because of people like you, the world thinks we're ignorant Go die

[IndiaCobra]

@thukon Your guess work is as mokey jumping on tree. I advice you to be on stage doing chip and dale will suit you. I have told all in my last comment ond i am with it.

[thukon]

@IndiaCobra You know, your english is so bad, i have no fucking idea what you just said, but I can tell from your bad english that you are a villager and you always will be. I never said shit about prostitution dumbass, its just that a lot of indian cultures dont make sense, and hence, are slowly being phased out. After another 50 years, maybe your family line will be the only one still leaving milk out for the snakes and seeing your finacees for the first time only on the day of the wedding.

[IndiaCobra]

@thukon My English may not good may be I am villager but I am not a spoon of western culture as you are. Tell me what I have said wrong about prostitute? Indian culture dose make sense it is striper like you who don't understand do you know when I see you with mic with American style speech it look like tempted American dog. SHAME ON YOU.

[thukon]

@IndiaCobra lol please shut up. Youre making yourself look like a fool. Live abroad for at least 5 years, then try and tell me that russel peters is an "idiot who speak from ass hole"

[IndiaCobra]

@thukon I am abroad more than 30 years and i speak from mouth and not from ass hole.It is something wrong with you.

[Hmob1994]

@thukon To be honest, your English isn't the best either. And besides, there may be aspects of Indian culture which doesn't make sense to you, but it does make sense to the people who actually grew up among that culture. I'm sure there are aspects of western culture that Indian's don't understand.

[thukon]

@Hmob1994 What? I AM an indian dude. I've lived there for the last 7 years too. And i've seen enough to know that its people with ideals like his that are hindering the growth of our country. We still have cattle walking through busy traffic just because our politicians wont touch them for holy reasons.

[Hmob1994]

@thukon In that case, I apologize; I didn't realize.

[Puzzlerizor]

@thukon i am inclined to agree with you here. it IS practices such as these which come in the path of our country's growth, but it isn't necessarily the fault of the villagers only. i know for a fact that there are very influential, even upper class indians who still practice crap like dowry or the brahmin poitey. what is REALLY hindering our country's growth, is:

a) corruption

b) lack of educasion

c) overpopulation

and lastly(possibly most importantly)

d)POVERTY

[thukon]

@Puzzlerizor Yeah, thats why i said politicians. But basically, its people with minds like indiancobra's. You know what? I dont have time for this, im not coming back.

[TheSilentdarkmuse]

@thukon Chill out!

[ChrisDaboy777]

yeah

[buntybubbly1]

dont u jus love when the most thumped up comment is about the thumped up comments

[ilyasxx96]

@buntybubbly1 It is completely obvious that you are posting this just to get thumbs up. And what the fuck is a thump? Thumped up? Thumps up? Shut the hell up.

[buntybubbly1]

@ilyasxx96 what do u care u fucking prick

[lilnativemommy]

i no she's alil big now///but you'll grow into her,,,hahahah,,,loves it

[ketakale]

Perhaps he's the only indian who makes fun of fellow indians but he's hilarous... amazing

[saucycheese313]

he makes me proud to b indian :)

[Heycollege2010]

Boilsoft Unregistered Version

[zelda123786]

*repeats quote from video*-*waits for thumbs up*

[mw3assassinator]

russel your getting older now your not married then I will be gay mum

[dragon71422]

I love it when the 2 most thumbed up comments are the same :)

[SunaydAllahAkbar]

serously is Russel having sex with ur igornat mothers? i think not is he killing people no! then people who are leaving hatefull messages go get an education because all this guy is doing is bringing laughter into peoples lifes if u cannot handle comedy dont search it up

[trueguy69]

@neeedafrnd Well aren't you stupid

[dolphinherovamp5]

@neeedafrnd Woah. That's different.

[rahulravindra11]

@chokesfan and @halfvolley11 you guys need to chill. its comedy, not history. only idiots would keep talking shit on a comedy video. if you need to keep going, go somewhere else.

[Mammu1911]

Honestly guys where does all of this e1 fit in? We are just watching an absolutely hilarious guy cracking jokes..Where does this Indian-Bangladeshi crap surface from? Stop being so 1970. Im an Indian and I m sure Bangladeshis are great ppl 2.So wats the point in spewing all the poison at each other. I say peace.. :)

[814ghosha]

dont you just love when the 2 most thumbed up comments are the same?

[ThatBigTurtle]

@814ghosha fail

[Zoro446gt]

and why are u, my fellow Indians? why? why are you making other people think that `Indians are just fucked up, by posting your irrelevant and frustrating comments??..,its making others think we are so miserable and narrow minded and we are definitely NOT!!!

[gamerspot11]

"I know she's a little big now, but you'll grow into her!"

[rdsa6]

this guy likes to be white and fantasises being white

[jeraldmilton]

"you will grow into her"..lold hard..

[2FlaminHot4u]

Y U NO REGISTER UR BOILSOFT VERSION?!

[TheSkirmishes]

भई लड़की वालो ने लड़के वालो की बहुत इज्ज़त की रिश्ता पका हुआ, धूम धाम से शादी हुयी शादी की रात को लड़के को पता चला की लड़की है

दुल्के को पता चल गया की उसका चूतिया कट गया है लड़की के माँ बाप को कहा तो वो बोले भई अब तो शादी हो गयी यह तो मिया बीवी का मामला है बस और उसने अपने आप को सड़क में घोड़े पर बैठा हुआ चूतिया दिखा पाया ......i love how some indian families con others in arrange marriage in the name of culture ....ha ha ha ha really funny

[mpingola]

@TheSkirmishes haha better than muslim bastards,the girl cant ever marry a non-muslim(not that Im complaining),or she just gets killed,

I think we shouldn't have given bagladeshies freedom in 1971, I would have preferred them all being bombed to death.

[TheSkirmishes]

@mpingola dude parsi's are even worst...they prefer to get instinct and eating by crows then to mix.but atleast they dont con people....however...i ve seen so many instances..where modern educated hindu families gets boastfully arrange married..with tons of dowry.and turns out..the girl is either a retard or gets epilepsy attack...lol....the guy gets so smartly conned...sitting on a horse looking like a chootiya...ha ha ha....

[halfvolley11]

@mpingola hey indian looser, you indians never gave any freedom to bangladesh okay, its a misconception . yeah india helped bangladesh against the pakistanis, but it was us who faught most of the war, and anyways, u indians should realize it was us muslims who ruled and fucked(teenage girls ) so many hindus for few hundred years.

[chokesfan]

@halfvolley11 Hey Bangladeshi looser, go learn some history about your own country, jackass. If it had not been for India, your stupid backward ass country wouldn't have been on this map. Yes the Pakis would have fucked each and every Bangladeshi, that's for sure. You can't fight with a sickle in your hand when the enemy has guns. You stupid Bangladeshi degenerate.

[halfvolley11]

@chokesfan really, so how long would the pakis kill sitting 2500 miles away???india pakistan war in 1971 was not even a major one interms of soldiers employed by the indians. its famous pakistan got divided. and suppose you guys faught with pakistan, who asked you to, as if we begged for your support. you guys had your own interest , now we barely give a shit. so fuck you. go play with the monkey and elephant you indians love so much.

[chokesfan]

@halfvolley11 Actually the Mukti Bahini asked for India's support, you degenarate. God knows Bangladeshis are stupid. Morons. I'll play with your mother and sister. You don't have to worry about that. Stay in Canada and stop talking about issues you clearly have no clues about. Keep your hatred for Indians to yourself you asshole.

Yes we did it in our own interest. Otherwise your unwashed brethrens would have come into our land as asylum seekers and ruined it as they were already doing.

[chokesfan]

@halfvolley11 One more thing, had it not been for Indian action, Bangladesh would not even be a separate country (given that it is a looser of a country, anyway). So thank us for what we did for you and stop living in denial.

[halfvolley11]

@chokesfan yeh had it not been, we would not be a separate country, you know the future do you?? had it not been you guys, obviously bangladesh would get indepandance if bd wanted coz pakistan aint as strong as israel, and then would never have the backing of usa, or economic power either. if u look at our gdp at ppp rate, given the fact that our population is little less, gdp of bangladesh is close to pakistan , i dont know how the hell would they control us 2000 miles away when UN IMF is there

[chokesfan]

@halfvolley11 Listen I don't care whether you have a separate country or not. I am a Bengali from Kolkata and I have lots of Bangladeshi friends from college. I just can't understand your hatred towards us Indians. Had you been a Pakistani, I would have but given that you are obviously a Bangladeshi, this is something difficult to comprehend for me, that's all. Have a great life. Only one request, please keep your venom towards Indians to a minimum. If not, it will bite you in the ass one day.

[halfvolley11]

@chokesfan THATS the problem to you indians kolkatans . u guys always have to assume that u indians are superior, as if we bangladeshis should thank you all the time. we give a damn about it. well lemme clear you out, pple of bd are outraged about indian politics. yes we watch bollywood, but who doesnt, and go to kolkata for our medical treatment, doesnt mean we love u the way u expect us to. keep venom to min!!! lol, funny. go play with elephant chimpanzee monkey and cowdung

[chokesfan]

@halfvolley11 We don't assume anything. Just because of a few Indian politicians you hate the whole country. No wonder Bangladeshis are considered to be such simpletons. Fucking Nimrod, keep on hating, who cares. That's the best you can do. Spit your venom. Remember you bastard, karma is a bitch, this will come back and haunt you one day.

As for being superior, we don't assume we are superior, we are. Keep on producing terrorists, it's the one and only thing you guys so better than us.

[mpingola]

arranged marriages work out much better than american ones....they dont marry like 5 times in 5 days and have leave 50 kids to choose who they want to live with...

[IMKINDASHY611]

@mpingola arranged marriage only makes an ugly nonsocial man happy and vice versa. I used to have a reallyyyy pretty indian friend and her indian husband was 5'1 and very ugly. she was alot taller than him and she would confess to me that she was disgusted by him but cannot divorce him because it would bring alot of problems.

[mpingola]

@IMKINDASHY611 I doubt you have an indian friend,they hardly prefer being friends with terrorists muslims,

you must more ugly than her 5'1 "ugly" husband,or wouldn't she marry you instead?

define "ugly",the world doesn't run by YOUR standard's,marriage is not run by ugliness and prettyness,its run by LOVE,

[TheSkirmishes]

@mpingola absolutly right...and neither they burn their wife's alive for not being able to provide the dowry nor...they kill the fetus if it is girl...

[vishishify]

@TheSkirmishes u do realise that happened almost 100 years ago

name one country where there is a higher female to male ratio

[seksyen4babyface]

@bindasUA stfu ,im nt whininhg 

[seksyen4babyface]

@bindasUA go preach religion somewhere else dumbass

[tttybhgf1]

Boilsoft Unregistered Version

[fonejacker2008]

@parthi3d lol this is th reason y i love russell peters!! he takes th piss n dickheads like u get angry - bare jokes hahahaha

[fonejacker2008]

@parthi3d lol this is th reason y i love russell peters!! he takes th piss n dickheads like u get angry - bare jokes hahahaha

[fonejacker2008]

@parthi3d lol this is th reason y i love russell peters!! he takes th piss n dickheads like u get angry - bare jokes hahahaha

[kevluvzchips]

@parthi3d Hehe, you're funny :)

[purepwnage444]

@parthi3d LMFAO!

Dude stop pmsing and turn ON your brain... You know hes a COMEDIAN right?

Hmm What do comedians do?.. They tell JOKES..

Gtfo his dick and go marry India

[NameforYouT]

@parthi3d So, your little pathetic rant here is intended to stop Russell Peters from ever talking about Indians again. Very nice. And btw.. yes, his father did not want to live among thieves.

[NameforYouT]

@parthi3d So, you know everything about India. huh? By living there. Yea, you don't have money because what all you do in your country is cheat and steal from each other and produce nothing. What a pathetic bunch of losers! Can't you laugh? Yea, we all know. You are bunch of dumb asses who can't understand a joke and btw what he said is completely true. And what do you know about Russell? Don't ever talk about Russell again.

[126sean]

lol you'll grow into her



[sleeplessnights7745]

the joke would make more sense if its clubed with the one abouts parents buying kids bigger sizes

[jabby1977]

Wait...is this the Boilsoft Unregistered Version?

[kennedalewildcats1]

'i know she's a little big now, but you'll grow into her'

[jdayguides]

dont you just love when the 2 most thumbed up comments are the same?

[sirprincy]

LOL She may be a bit big Now, But you can grow into her!

[charlieiscool1000]

Stop spearding that shit on a comedy vid do not force your religion upon other ppl they dont care and dont want it thanks very much.

[AshShadows20102]

@bindasUA Thats what you think, It's fine.

[AshShadows20102]

@bindasUA Look. Dude, You have your Beliefs and everything.I'm a good soul, I believe in Peace and such, But there's no point in continuing this.You won't change my mind.You believe Allah made you,Thats cool,Whatever.But not me.

[03douglasgirl]

hahhaaha you are a legend guy!xx

[electroshockz69]

@bindasUA stop talking to yourself and dont spam the video with your religon, you can celebrate your religon just dont write about it on a comedy vdeo

[AshShadows20102]

@bindasUA The thing is bro, I'm not afraid.I'm really not.Because I simply refuse to die until my Dream is complete.-And when that that dream is complete, Sure, I'll probs go to hell if it exists, But I wont fucking care.

[AshShadows20102]

@bindasUA I just quit.Dont see the point.

[hellsheroes1]

You will grow INTO her… fukin he'll this guy Is funny

[JasmeenBhangu]

Ahaha my uncle is 24 and people won't stop bugging him to get married! XD

[SGkristian]

Isn't this the Boilsoft Unregistered Version?

[codemetal13]

Damn You Comments that give Spoilers

[omalor]

73 people were arranged to be married to a big girl

[BlueStarDiamont5]

@omalor and didn't grow into her

[TheSukhberSingh]

I have the opposite problem. I don't want a skinny girl, but my mom does. Its freakin annoying!!

[alanhobbes1]

Russell Your getting older! xd

[vanad1umbro]

dont you just love when the 2 most thumbed up comments are the same?

[serge2cool]

@vanad1umbro no its boring and sucks

[2koolGangsta]

check out $34.50 The Movie /watch?v=BtMYKNGzn3E

[macrosoft01]

This guy right here, ladies and gentlemen, is nothing short of genius.

[wangchangify]

lawlz 69 dislikes

[nikolavalda4]

he is the funniest guy on this planet !! :D:D

[jerseydevil1856]

69 aunties not too happy with the video XD

"Sombuddy gonna get hert"

[uching]

@jerseydevil1856 74 aunties now...

[kchavda80]

@jerseydevil1856 LOL!!! "69 aunties"!!!

[SA341Gazelle]

@jerseydevil1856 69 people like your comment!! :P

[snkhuong]

@jerseydevil1856 look like 69 aunties like your comment lol

[HPForever08]

@DeathMetalShredd666-Get a fucking life. You don't know shit about our religion so keep your bloody trap shut.

[WeAndWeR1]

70 dislikes, Somebody's going to get a hurt, real bad.

[whitbuckcopyright]

Ahhh, Indian parents. :P

[lilmopro1113allday]

He got married on my birthday !!!!!!

[Aweedproductions]

lol he married on August 20, 2010

XD

and it wasnt a arranged marriage

[ftse1]

@Aweedproductions u mean an arranged marriage wow fail