the simpsons - beer coffee

[BolvarFTW]

C-O

B-E

[pattypaan]

as an aussie i have to say this is one of my favourite episodes probably ever

[MymemoryisRAM]

yeah fosters is shit, we all drink VB, tooheys and heinkekens

[earlchip]

@MymemoryisRAM heineken is garbage. don't microbreweries exist in australia? must be awful

[mrfantastic111]

@earlchip This man does not represent my country... Heinekens are a pathetic beer.

[greenoist]

@MymemoryisRAM VB= Vagina Breath

[buckrogersfeeder]

Drink coffee in Australia...that's a paddlin'

[gombagod]

I'm drinking a Fosters right now. It's in a bottle though.

[GhostintheZoid]

@gombagod lol fosters beer the only beer australians know not to drink.

[gombagod]

@GhostintheZoid lol Fosters. The beer the rest of the world thinks Australians exclusively drink.

[jellyfoush]

this is so stupid......she clearly asked for beer

[laddo22]

Australians take offense to this? Im Australian and I love this episode! Cracks me up everytime.

'bullfrog, that's a silly name. Id of called em chaswassers'

Not sure if that's from the same episode, but it's from an Australian themed episode anyway

[SouthParkClipsHDpro]

be-ear =D

[liamevans1987]

Ahhhh back when the simpsons was still fresh and good

[MMODoubter]

@liamevans1987 Amen to that. A lot of people now don't realize how great it was.

[kingsqueenjude]

@liamevans1987 that's right! When it was witty

[DeathByTarantula]

I never understood that either, I've never drunk fosters or witnessed anyone drink it. Yet all other countries seem to think it's the only thing we drink.

[RompYa]

i am an australian and fosters is fucking shit haha

[KTproductions121]

Beer it is.

[Orchirollen]

lol no one drinks fosters in australia

[JungleWeedzz]

I don't know what you people have heard but I hight doubt Australians would take Offense to this. Personally I think it's hilarious.

[Adam19822000]

BE-ER

[zzyzx0788]

Its hilarious that so many in Australia got so offended by this episode. So many countries make fun of us all the time for being fat, lazy and stupid, and 99% of the Simpsons is making fun of American society and everyone takes it in good fun. But god forbid they make fun of another country for a second. Because there's no possible way a show known for satire and cultural references could be exaggerating something for the purpose of humor.

[lordrevan571]

@zzyzx0788 so if i make fun of 9/11 you wont say nothing

[zzyzx0788]

@lordrevan571 No. But I didn't realize serving beer was your country's very own version of horrific mass murder. My apologies.

[lordrevan571]

@zzyzx0788 mass murder by your own government i can make fun of that and lots of other people have desaster`s and they get over it but when it happens to america the world can look at it the wrong way and not have something happen to them yes i know this has nothing to do with what i said but the concept is the same your pride and ego gets the better of you

[zzyzx0788]

@lordrevan571 Ok, first of all have you ever heard of punctuation? They're little lines and dots that divide your sentences to make them not look like one giant incoherent mess. Frankly I don't have any idea what you were trying to say but it seems you missed my point so I'll reiterate it. 1) I don't care if you make 9/11 jokes, 2) Cracks about beer and mass murder are two completely different things, so quite being a little baby because the Simpsons made fun of your country

[spanishteacher86]

@zzyzx0788

I don't know if it's true for Australia, because I've never met anybody from there. However, I agree with you when you say they make fun of American society (e.g. Frank Grimes' episode) American people should be offended the first (Homer is the typical American bonehead), but it's just for fun. I can't put up with all this political correctness...

[iBKayzz]

I'm Australia and this sums up Australia Day on Thursday.

[mufloos]

@iBKayzz i'll be at work this Aussied day.

[Dmo290]

Im Australian, And i find this accurate.

[Kevy1231]

@medaguy123 Pobody's Nerfect in Australia.

[22Ein]

I doubt they served Knappstein Premium Larger it's the only Australian beer worth having.

[PlanetaryMATE]

Hahah i say this all the time when anyone asks me for a coffee now lolol

[sliat1981]

only an american would try 2 order coffee in a bar!

[thinkpad411]

I love how he tries to turn beer into a two syllable word.

[AGENTE4777]

SAXTON HAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jiemusu89]

Do public houses even SELL coffee? I've never seen one that does, aside from specific examples like university student union or hotel bars. Then again I am from the UK, maybe other countries have it differently. If pubs in Britain do actually do this, then I've effectively been living under a rock this whole time.

[takeahint123]

@Jiemusu89

nah no pubs here sell coffee.

You'd have to go to a coffeehouse if you wanted a coffee lol as it should be

[rockmanpunkman]

Rofl I'm Aussie and this joke has never gotten old xD

[mikegrosso23]

thats a paddling

[TheGreeneGentleman]

Beer is the primary currency in Australia.

[Cha0sLord93]

I'm beer and she australian asked for beer

[ZFero]

It's funny because she clearly said Beer.

[pukegayward]

you can get a coffe from anywhere in australia basically just not in a pub...., you go there for beer to get sloshed not to sober up , aussie aussie aussieee oi oi oi

[fhodngodfn]

What season is this from?

[ohargreaves]

@fhodngodfn It's from Season 6

[doron297]

its funny because the coffee in australia is soooo much better than it is in america

[inam27]

@doron297 definitely! i was in the States a few months ago, did not even ONCE have a decent bloody coffee!

[Bl4d3gunn3r]

@doron297 I'm from the UK and have been to Australia many times. I can tell you that Australian coffee tastes like cats piss. So stop making stuff up and insulting Americans just to get a few likes on youtube...

[tee23en]

@Bl4d3gunn3r what do pommies know about coffee, stick to your warm beer.

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

@Bl4d3gunn3r Settle down matey.

Arrrr I gotta go drink some beer and catch a crocodile with my 12 inch penis.

[doron297]

@Bl4d3gunn3r you sure you didn't accidentally order a warm beer?

[doron297]

@Bl4d3gunn3r also, i never once insulted americans, the only thing i said was that coffee in australia is better than it is in america. despite melbourne being home to some of the best coffee in the world, i wasn't about to mention that for fear of riling up sensitive people like you. i was just clearing things up, pointing out the inaccuracy of the stereotype. So you can shut the fuck up.

[1stochastic]

@doron297

I was in the US last year and I just couldn't believe how terrible the coffee was. In LA, Chicago and NYC anyway...

[TheGalWithTheGold]

@doron297 true i live in austrailia

[FlyingDelorean1]

@doron297 It's funny because everything in my country is better than in your country

[doron297]

@FlyingDelorean1 its funny because you have to resort to low humour in order to compete with the amount of likes i got on my comment. geez i didnt realise youtube was a popularity contest, i simply stated what was true.

[GhostintheZoid]

@doron297 of course youtube is a popularity contest. the more views the better.

[doron297]

@GhostintheZoid i was referring to the comments specifically. my bad.

[earlchip]

@doron297 bullshit. better than starbucks? probably,but that's not difficult. better than all coffee in america? yeah, no. that's like saying "australian beer is better" when you're actually talking about Bud or some other global shit as "american"

[doron297]

@earlchip i never said that all australian coffee is better than all american coffee. that's like saying every single barcelona player is better than every single real madrid player. a few real madrid players are better than a few barca players, but overall barcelona are the best team in the world.

[earlchip]

@doron297 the point is, you can't possibly be talking about both american and australian coffee in general, because there's no way you could ever sample enough coffees from both gigantic countries to be able to tell. you're just talking about starbucks, or some other global chain that doesn't really count as "american".

[doron297]

@earlchip well i can tell you that the starbucks in australia is a lot better than it is in america. well at least the ones i went to anyway.

[earlchip]

@doron297 isn't that great? these days you can travel around the world and still be in the same place...

[pretentiousguy27]

@earlchip This is actually the most entertaining pointless youtube argument I've seen in a while.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

It's hard to get a coffee around in Australia, but you may eventually find one after 12 beers.

[SuperTennis3]

@MrFraserFilms2009 Unless you say you want a beer!

[AssyrianKingz13]

Bogans...

[muh6666]

@AssyrianKingz13 agreed.

[AssyrianKingz13]

@muh6666 yer ikr

[0Tanaka0]

Bee-ee

[MrMegalowoman]

I'd like a dvd-box of Family Guy

OK The Simpsons

No I said Family Guy!

The Simpsons?

Fa-mi-ly-Guy

The-Simp-sons

[lildadecounty305]

is it true that australian ppl don't drink fosters?

[Jamieakamusekid]

@lildadecounty305 Quite true actually, I'm aussie and have never even seen an actual fosters beer, but, fosters, the beer manufacturer, produce a lot of the beers that we do drink commonly (XXXX, VB, etc...).

[crazycurry90]

@Jamieakamusekid this is true. only time i've seen a fosters is on a flight last year where it was under "Australian Premium Beer" or something. before that i just assumed they had stopped making it =/

[whiteflour1]

@crazycurry90 what the fuck, premium are you serious:/ That stuff tastes fucking horrible, id only ever let the hobos guzzle that shit down...yuck!

[crazycurry90]

@whiteflour1 lmao precisely

[superfroman]

Homer would be asking for beer in a coffee shop

[MarkoRudan]

what episode is this

[JoyDrummer2]

BEER IT IS

[8x13Wolf]

The blank stare sells it.

[sk8er4ever0101]

Lots of aussies watchin the vid. I trust tope774 comment is legit.

[Nfartman]

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[Nfartman]

:trollface:

[blackvidoo]

that why all australians get drunk in every cafe

[williebeaty]

not ordering beer... that's a paddlin'

[martinimax07]

haha he's trollin marge

[TheSchemenator]

big derp at 0:10 and i love australia!

[TheRealTEPL]

aussie aussie aussie :D

[jeremylehner]

i am an australian and this is so funny. All we understand is beer hhaha so true.

[DIGItalColourMedia]

BEAR IT IS.

[haushundekuchen]

lol press 4

[Malkmusianful]

The day in the life of Sniper.

[RobloWeird]

coffeer

[KlayyJayy]

Everyone in Australia hate foster btw

[Widgetski]

@KlayyJayy Everyone outside Australia hates it too XD

[KlayyJayy]

@Widgetski hahahaha

[Horzagiar]

@KlayyJayy It's same here in Finland.

[shabbyroadgaming23]

i'm australian and she said beer

[pattyjohnmarlin]

@shabbyroadgaming23 It's been said already.

[shabbyroadgaming23]

@pattyjohnmarlin doesn't mean i'm not australian and that she didn't say beer

[ilovebadchicks]

Misunderstanding coffee as beer? Thats a paddlin...

[LordPine]

@ilovebadchicks hahaha respect

[sliat1981]

what dickhead orders a coffee in a pub anyway?

[MegaRockMan1]

That's a paddlin', the old episodes were better than the new ones, you're gay for Moleman, and the goggles do nothing. Now that I've said them all, stop with the Simpson-specialized thumbs-up whoring top comments.

[thedisciple25]

man I miss old Simpsons, so much better than the new shite.

[evilTaker90]

@medaguy123 :D

[MrSystematica]

we drink coffee in australia too.... shit episode

[evilTaker90]

@MrSystematica It's a joke idiot

[MrSystematica]

@evilTaker90 its still a shit episode

[MrLindenson]

Alright alright you win, I see you've played coffee beer-e before

[buddythecow]

asking for coffee in australia... thats a paddlin'

[nirvanafan91ify]

Im Austrailan, and i don't get it?

[DCandHAZ]

@nirvanafan91ify its a racist episode

[MineCraftDerpityDerp]

Press 9,2 for "pehnis"

[bigbagron]

@MineCraftDerpityDerp yep that definitely doesn't sound similar at all

[KevlarNinja]

@962acgqz68 Wait a minute......D'oh! I'm bad at spelling.

[philpritchettphan]

C...E!

...bay...ay

[KevlarNinja]

Canadian walks into a bar in the US.

Bartender: Where are you from?

Canadian: Canada.

Bartender: American, eh?

Canadian: No, I said Canada.

Bartender: America.

Canadian: CAN-NA-DA.

Bartender: AM-ERI-CA.

Canadian: C-A-N...

Bartender: A-M-E...

[MusicforWinz]

SCREW YOU PADDLIN!

[brianlincs93]

thats a paddlin jokes getting old?oh you better believe thats a paddlin.

[IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

women are so freaking weak

[dinosaurssayni]

@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH ???

[XXGDUBSXX]

"C-O

Beh-E"

[Mcmicify]

B-ear? 

[chocho999]

oh god my sides lol. Best 13 seconds of my day.

[SGoldSSilver]

Play with x2 speed.

[1026coolio]

i have this episode :)

[andybirger]

Put it to 1/2 speed xDD

[RaynorsProphet]

Coffe?

[steponmy92]

God i love Australia

[josh71111]

there both drunk at 1/4 speed

[tope774]

writing paddlin jokes on simpson videos, hell yes thats a paddlin

[poopybooyah]

now that's the international confusion

if she say "coffee", how could he say "beer"?

[KanyeTroll]

i hate when the two top comments are the same but opposite

[tope774]

i am an australian and i dont understand this video.. she clearly said beer

[Mikeybetts]

@tope774

assie here tyoo.

and she said it damn clearly

she said "beer please"

heh, those crazy yanks, saying they want beer, then disagreeing then saying beer again!

[SASJKL]

@tope774 C-O

[LordPine]

@tope774 hahah its a joke u noob

[147DoggyMr]

@tope774 im the 400th thumb upper yayz

[Juustokauppias]

biea i iss

[Dmo290]

Lol poor marge, her speech impediment is making her pronounce beer as coffee. Thankfully we aussies know she was asking for beer :P.

[iceman8736]

@Dmo290 LMAO nice :D

[drf7at1]

I want to ride a kangaroo to school like the Australians

[highroller2200]

@drf7at1 hahaha...you loser :P...all the cool guys ride emus over here

[highroller2200]

we bogan's don't know what this "coffee" is...beer is all we need

[BBH2100]

Ordering coffee at a bar...thats a paddlin

[trentos920]

good old VB

[Sauson995]

Best episode of the Simpsons ever.

[fizzzzaa1]

Melbourne is actually home to some of the best coffee in the world lol

[DJD35TINY]

C O

B E

[watermelonandpotato]

I'm Australian, what the hell is coffee?

[Deannified]

Yo wanna know what a paddlin is? Look at the related videos on the side. Now thats a paddln.

[SuperGleekk]

Haha that's when you hit him witha kangaroo and say coffee wuthafucka COFFEE!!

[torpedo192]

NO MORE PADDLIN JOKES AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[ejr23]

@torpedo192 Complaining about Paddlin jokes, Oh you better believe that's a paddlin

[Boganossi]

What's this coffee crap they talk about? Beer is the only drink in existence here in Australia :D

[k9DaAV]

Whats paddlin again?

[TheIslammiracle]

@k9DaAV

Asking whats a paddlin?

Oh you better believe thats a paddlin..

[Heneghan1995]

Shut the fuck up about the paddlin'.

[Seals619]

Road to drinking urine brought me here. lol

[m200channel]

@Seals619 me 2

[MurphMagnetic]

thats all recovering alcoholics hear

[aym7291]

damn they didnt finish spelling beer, now i will never know how to spell it.

[JinRenegade]

If this were in England, the beer would be replaced with tea.

[crmicaentertainment]

she didnt say what kind of beer she wanted