Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 1

[TenCents514]

Too bad Darren couldn't play Dick.

[CamilleMorinozuka]

is this supposed to be like peter pan or something. wait......peter is another word for penis

[MusicTheaterIsMyLife]

Darren- Why you no in this more? D'8

[Lindsqey]

This is it, friends. This is where Darren Criss made his big break. This is how he got on to Glee and Broadway, with 5-seconds of stage time in a musical about penises.

[glambertcello]

This song reminds me of the Never Had a Friend Like Me from Aladdin. LOL!

[acciomonkeyslut]

haha i love arielle :)

[fanfictionfun89]

Second comment tonight. The line "Hey Weenie I though we wasn't gonna make fun of this bitch" was one of the funniest damn things of the scene and musical! LOL

[fanfictionfun89]

Ok... I /really/ don't think it was Darren saying "FUCK. YOU." That would be hilarious and I know actors can change their voices but it sounds nothing like him. It actually sounds like NJSM to me.

[Likestimelords1]

WAIT WHOS WEENIE?!?!? I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!

[xxxxPinkTasselxxxx]

DARREN CRISS CAMEO at 1:59 ! :)

[marubiller18]

ok, so, STARKID PRODUCTIONS: I'd like to use this oportunity to tell you that Brian Holden is fucking awesome when hhe dances. It'd be really cool if you could show more of his dance moves. Thanks for reading :D

[BeatlesHarryPotter7]

Restaurant owner. Ohhh, Darren x3

[SugarMad12]

why did they turn into penguins?

anyone....no.....ok 

[SugarMad12]

weanie you shut your dumb ass up! lol gets me every time!

[Tibias94]

What would this look like if it wasn't a musical?

[shellywuvsyou]

Darren alert: Italian restaurant owner<3

[alaia01]

This is definitely the best scene from the entire play. All the dancing dicks and such. I also love the fact that they named about a dozen different ways you can say penis.

[bisous98]

Lupin Alert at 8:20

[101Surreal]

Hey, look it is!! It's Little D! xD

[EchoesInEternity989]

Weenie must be Draco's dick.

"It's so small."

[betterfly97]

OK, I might regret asking this question, but why are Joe and Arielle wearing pink hats??

[seishintekikutsu]

@betterfly97 Because they are dicks.

[starkid9934]

@TheGreenEminem No that's the whole Plot point every one rooting for their forbidden love

[starkid9934]

@messynessie123 That wasn't darren that was nicholas Strauss

[messynessie123]

It's cute hearing a girl talk about being a dick hahaha

[messynessie123]

Hearing Darren say "fuck you" made me the happiest so far this entire musical... only Darren's insults can make me happy :)

[FawkesLastSong]

@messynessie123 I think the cursing was Nicholas, but the italian restaurant owner was definitely Darren :D

[messynessie123]

0:25 It's Lauren!!!

[ROBYNX1995]

I love how both top comments are about Lauren even though she doesn't even appear on stage.

[TheGreenEminem]

is it weird that I actually want Dick to find Ms. Cooter? O.o

[MsMikuruBeam]

Woot for lauren!!!!

[superstarch]

guys, darren was the italian restaurant owner, he kicked the other dicks out of his restaurant. you can kinda see him too. i dont think he was the one yelling fuck you, but if he was, he was also the owner dude. haha

[messynessie123]

@superstarch He might have been the fuck you guy. He kind of sounded like him..

[roflmaolol1234]

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[girlofsummer489]

FUCK. YOU. FUCK YOU. HEY! FUCK YOU!!!

[textlover321]

I don't think that was Darren because I'm pretty sure he's the one filming...

[honeycomb97]

@textlover321

it was him

[honeycomb97]

I don't know why, but hearing Darren yelling "FUCK YOU"

was SO hot to me

[tootsiebaby654]

imagine if this was real and your genitalia had a perosnality and could talk and could talk to other peoples genetalia and and could smoke cigars and run away if u were mean to it. and imagine walking into an alley to see a bunch of dicks dancing...

[fangirl1205]

LAUREN'S DRACO VOICE!!!!

[LuckyLiza2]

Imagine the rehearsals...

[underllamas]

Darren and Lauren, my two favorite Starkids...-3

[Starkidlover4ever]

I heard Lauren's voice and nearly died... DADDY! YOU CAME TO LOVE ME!

[Talkingcats1]

AHHHHH!!! LAUREN!!! YAAAAAY!!

[princessbecks88]

Lauren Lopez is barely even in this Starkid production and the top two comments are about her! The power of Lopez<3

[pigfarts100]

5:38 - Hey baby does this smell like cloraform? :D

[Unlessitrains]

oh, i thought his name was Big D! I was like: HOLY SHIT! Dumbledore has a black dick?! then i read the description. Big T, not D. that ruined my fun. :)

[IamWHOiAM00001]

WHY DIDNT THEY NAME HIM BIG D?!?! It would have just been PERFACT!

[IamWHOiAM00001]

@TenCents514 I feel really dumb...y do they have pink hatss on? Ice been wondering for ever...i feel pretty stupid lol

[TenCents514]

@IamWHOiAM00001 ever seen a picture of a real dick?

[IamWHOiAM00001]

@TenCents514 yeah....no. i have not and now im a bit afraid of asking tht question lol

[Annon6797]

& also, hahahah weenie is wearing nikes

[Annon6797]

who plays weenie ?

[princessbecks88]

@Annon6797 Arielle Goldman! She's Luna Lovegood, Lily Potter, Fred, and Hedwig in AVPM/S!

[plumsiren]

Am I the only one who finds it distressing that a lot of the dicks didn't have balls?

[TenCents514]

I just figured out why Joe and Arielle are wearing that pink cap...

[TheEmilySyme]

@TenCents514 why? :/

[ikorolou]

@TheEmilySyme listen to #t=9m26s

[TheEmilySyme]

@ikorolou Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh okay. Thanks :)

[TenCents514]

you can only tell that it's darren by the hair.

[PneumonicFungus]

My Dick And I*

[SydneyMorgan1998]

So. Is weenie supposedly a dick who hasnt gone through "the change"?

[Teadum]

AH! Lauren AND Darren! <3

[RPxHetalia]

i just realized that at the start of this show shlogbottom enter with out a dick.......weeny is obviously not missed LOL

[historyfreak17]

Haha! I almost didn't recognize Darren because of his little Italian accent there.

[EmzaRamen]

@artsygirl9893 omg totally right!!!! :O

[suppusan1]

LAAAAUUUURREEENNNNNN <3 she was using her draco voice when she said "Well I never!"

[emmettlover11]

2:00 Darren Criss!!! Yeah!

[superninjapanda1109]

OMG I just realized that the person who shouts "well I never!" is LAUREN LOPEZ

[ValkyrieMaiden95]

is the guy who shouts fuck you at dick dylan saunders?

[BadPony312]

@ValkyrieMaiden95 I believe it was Darren Criss

[90IrelandWolf]

@ValkyrieMaiden95 I'm pretty sure it's the guy who plays Old Snatch.

[JazzHands0Broadway]

....is it just me, or are they imitating Dr Facilier fromt he Princess and the Frog with the musical number?

[llamalacey]

Is Darren the one screaming "Fuck you"?

[LetsStopThisSong]

HAHAHA i LAUGHED SO HARD AT

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND MISS COOTER?

FUCK-YOU.

[teamstarkiduk1]

sorry, i meant 0.28

[teamstarkiduk1]

0.18 is that lauren saying 'oh I would never!'? it totally sounds like her and I know shes cameo in this

[violinist1994]

i just realized that was darren hahahaha :)

[sweetkeet126]

that was definitely Darren who threw the dicks out, you could even see his oxfords

[hermionecannotdraw12]

I didn't know Luna/Lily/Hedwig could sing!

[cheesepuffs90210]

At the start the back up dicks are kinda scary!

[smartgrl810]

bahahaha I loooove big D

[smartgrl810]

@smartgrl810 I mean big T

[penbear13]

2.00 darren criss :D

[livyt7]

Sox09fan Lauren Lopez, if I'm correct is sally

[LHOTPxxxADDICT]

@livyt7 Nope, Lauren is just in the background. Jaime Lynn Beatty plays Sally. They're both wonderful though.(:

[jacksparrowgirl44]

THAT WAS LAUREN!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[exploded12345]

YAXLEY!

[sox09fan]

why wasnt lauren in a bigger part?

[LovegoodLuna77]

@sox09fan

she couldn't make it back to michigan for rehersals

[TheYoshiGurl]

Just hearing Lauren's voice makes my legs turn to jelly :P <3

[riftintimeandspace]

LAUREN!!!!!!!!!!! I'd recognise her voice anywhere :D such a girl crush<3

Less than three.

[TheSunnRose]

eheheheh....Darren sounds hot when he swears...

[bagitandbinit]

DARREN!!!

[xxHorseyHeatherxx]

Joe has totally perfected the move at 9:18 from Stutter :D

[starkidsftw]

darren's accent.

<3 LOVE IT.

[artsygirl9893]

So..."the Big Dollhouse" from Hairspray meets "Minnie the Mooch..." anyone else hear that? :P

[brochellelamb]

And the girl dick is the voice of Hedwig in AVPS. :) I love these people.

[brochellelamb]

Lauren's and Darren's voice are totally recognizable to me. :)

[foreveralone31]

KJSBFKHASBFHKASFA LAUREN. 

[EyemTuff]

LAUREN!!!! -333333

[KateBananaRama]

Weenie is definately my favourite in this. He/she's hilarious:L

[cout69]

LAUREN LOPEZ 00:24

[SoapyheadWeasley]

NOOOOO DICKS! hahahahahah oh how I love Darren -3

[SoapyheadWeasley]

At 00:24 is that Lauren Lopez? I could recognize her voice anywhere!!

[asdfuckyouwhore]

omg, it's lauren :))))))) <3

[livinggrace101]

That dance.... well now we know where Umbridge gets her moves.

[ingridogelise]

weenie? is that the same girl who played lily potter in avps?

[LieSjjxD]

@ingridogelise Yeah, I guess so. She plays Luna too.

[potterbeatsvoldy]

weenie reminds me of that peanut dude in the proud family movie... the little one who helps them escape from the crazy evil scientist...

[potterbeatsvoldy]

4:44 "hey weenie i thought we said we weren't gonna make fun of this bitch!"

"o shit! u guys r kids! i gotta watch my damn mouth around u little bastards!"

c any similarities?

[potterbeatsvoldy]

wait, why's joe barefoot?

[YoureShameless2009]

So Brolden plays a vagina and a dick? Damn is he talented! ;)

[MissKirsty22x]

Bored of people pointing out Darren Criss. I'm a proper StarKid fan, I love them all & I've never watched Glee in my life.

[taylermichelle99]

@MissKirsty22x same here :)

[najadetwo]

@MissKirsty22x there are more people pointing out Lauren than Darren. Just saying. I also love them all, which includes Darren.

[Fabyio]

2:00 Who's that sexy italian man? ;)

[LexiGoyette]

The "fuck you" is Nick, not Darren.

[TheEpicMatrixOlive]

I wish, but the fuck you wasn't Darren, it was The Old Snatch. Darren is the italian man at the resturant that says "No dicks" later on though.

[lovelyduckling123]

YAXLEY!!!?

[Snowflake774]

MRS COOTERS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

[lovepeacejesuschrist]

Oh. My. Dead. God. It's the same dance move they use in get back up!! Lolz.

[fantasygirl411]

How in the hell did Miss Cooter turn into a dick?????

[makinbreakinsims]

Who rewound repeatedly just to hear darren criss say "fuck you!" ?

[LoonyLovesTheChosen1]

@makinbreakinsims THAT WAS DARREN CRISS!?

[VoiceofCthulhu]

Joe has such a girly scream! XD

[kjkitkat1128]

was darren the last person to talk to the dik... the guy who kept saying f u?

[x0x0xNemi4lifex0x0x]

@kjkitkat1128 no that's Nick, or the guy who plays Flopsy

[x0x0xNemi4lifex0x0x]

@kjkitkat1128 nop sorry he doesn't play flopsy he plays the old snatch

[kjkitkat1128]

@x0x0xNemi4lifex0x0x oh ok but does darren say anything?

[chlob94]

FORESKIN NO SKIN EVRYONES IN

[ouiseylou]

Arielle is amazing :D

[joanachinesapt]

I heard Lauren =D YAY!! And yeah I think that was Darren xD

[goddesstobe9]

Remind me how the fuck penises walk.

[goggles226]

Wow.. most of those dicks don't have balls.

[PercyPotterFan]

IT'S DRACO!!! HE'S COME TO LOVE ME!! XDD

[Zenksy]

was i sadly imagining things or was that person who kicked out the dicks Darren Criss?

[92dramageek]

@Zenksy no I'm pretty sure that's Darren.

[GleekingStarkid]

@Zenksy It is Darren.

[ChristyRusk08]

@Zenksy YUP, IT'S DARREN!!! I recognized the crazy curly hair, and the faux Italian accent XP!

[ChristyRusk08]

@Zenksy It's was the curly hair that gave him away ;) , lol =P!

[Curveytoothpick]

@Zenksy IT WAS! Believe!

[RaYlEtTeHaRdY]

yaxley! lol

[SplendoraxSprinkles]

LAUREN! I HEARD YOU! COME OUT DRESSED AS MALFOY! PLEEEAAASE!

[LuxuryNightOwl19]

somebody count how many times they say dick in this show

[rachelfinn22]

I heard LAUREN!!!!!<3 :)) I can die happy.

[xXiLoveYou97Xx]

LAUREN :D!!!!

[meg19han]

0:24 .. me.. *aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesss lauren/malfoy!*  (:

[hytshy]

Arielle Goldman!!! :D

[FaeriesAndWitches]

it's funny how the other dicks don't have balls

[Grakmole]

Y dont the other dicks hav balls and y r they faded

[StarkidManic]

LAUREN!!!!

Why can't we see Lauren?!?! She's my favorite!!!!

[CutieTRP2121123]

"Yeah look at this newbie bitch!"

"Aye weenie I thought we said we wasn't gonna make fun of this bitch."

Love starkid XD

[FunWithSanitizer]

DARRENCRISSYAAAAAYYY!

[nostalgic90skid]

"A little unprepaaaaaaaared" that... part just makes this song for me. X'D

[AshieChan1324]

What are those people in the white supposed to be? Sperm? Or other dicks? If their other dicks.... they dont have any balls.......

[Kaitlynn2748]

LOL "I'm Big D." That stands for his wiener.

[whattheheckshotstuff]

@Kaitlynn2748 Big T actualy.

[xMaryAlice]

darren cirss as the resturant owner!

[barbaramusic01]

wait... wouldn't ms cooter be with sally at her house next door?

[lordviorio]

@barbaramusic01 Dick's a body part, not a GPS.

[starkidlover12]

@0kim0 wait, I think the second one is Arielle. You know- weenie

[starkidlover12]

@0kim0 yeah. I didn't realize the last one was Darren. I never recognize his voice.

[mmi1111]

Omg the "Well i never" voice is Lauren Lopez..

[starkidlover12]

@0kim0 o was thinking Neville. Or in this case Rick.

[0kim0]

@starkidlover12 ooh yeah, thats also very possible

[starkidlover12]

Who else heard Lauren?? (she's the third human to talk in the beginning) ;) me happy now.

[0kim0]

@starkidlover12 And i think the first one's Brian Rosenthal and the last one's Darren! I just can't figure out who the second one is...

[lizardlee10]

This is my favorite song....that fact disturbs me....

[ashlyngriffberg]

Yaxley,! 

[bluemonkey619]

@LilMizzChazz Yeah, I know but I'm just saying like as a person, Darren normally doesn't drop the f-bomb but I have heard him curse before..and..woow. *shiverr*