gradualreport secert sat video

[vampgirl1735]

You fuckin' tard ass(:

HAH.

[Muszicz]

Where do you get a brucie from??

[43poison]

Where do great whites come from? The vaginas of other sharks. LOL!!

[thegoodboysize1]

BRING THE SHARK BACK!

[ealvarezz10]

Your stuffed shark should be in every report.

[MickeyChick17]

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[SenorShotgun]

Danny make a vid about pokemon

PS FILARIOUS (freakin hilarious)

[SenorShotgun]

FUNNY HILARIOUS ............ MAKE A VID ABOUT POKEMON GRACIAS

[Jns01100]

i love your serious comeback for that haters comment ! lol u are so clever !

[mycommentaccount1911]

hes a ventriliquist, but he speaks for his puppets through his ass....

[MegzNoelzProductionz]

i love that funny voice at the end :) its hilarious

[yumyumfluffbum]

HOW DO U DO THAT WIT DA SHARK?? :O

[lazylank]

I found this.

[iEnjoiable]

Danny, we all love you, don't listen to dem douchers.

[admydragon]

I found this in related videos. Oh yeah. I went there.

[01DREAM10]

DANNY! WHY IS UR HAND UP THAT POOR POOR SHARKS ASS!!?? Ô.o

[IAMOLDENOUGHization]

If i ever go to danie's house im never touching Brucyy

[jojoo1396]

Jim Carry and Danny are both ah-mazing!

[leog1994]

your awesome . jim carry has nothing on you

[MrMichaelruiz90]

why did you say? *demonic voice*

[lullabay13]

hahaha, psycho. i love his videos.

and his shark :D

[gothkrix]

you are the best, don´t listen the fucktards that talk bad about you, you rock

[gonebaad24]

i dont care who said that... ur way funnier than all of those fucktards.....hahahahahah

[pederasii]

omg :D haha i am na idiot what i meant was "funny... undeniably funny :D" bitch thats funny :D

[monkeyman410]

lol ya fuckin tard ass

[skilladunge]

lol ur not that like Jim Carrey ^^ Think u got ur own style tbh.

[pederasii]

who ever said that is jealous danny ahahahha | WE'LL RAPEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU XD hahahaha good one ^ 6

[diana11071988]

nazdravlje :)

[truemonkeylord]

Yeah, Danny could totally pro a stand up. I'd go. I would laugh my anal area off.

[useAsecond2think]

OR WOULD THAT BE TO CLOSE TO YOUR DADDY'S STYLE?!

lmfao.

amazing.

[chinesechicken10]

why do you do secret vids?

[Millz360]

holy crap lmao what danny said was way better

[MurdocFox]

dane cook suck lol. i realy dont find him funny. you are so much cooler

[dragonchief777]

lol

i think u do act alot like jim carry,but thats wat i like bout ur vids

[thesocialnerd]

he looks constipated when he makes Bruce talks...it's really funny.

[Greenstead]

Do you want me to lick the particulates off of your hand?

[UnivocalTrash]

= O

[Greenstead]

Danny is much funnier than Jim Carrey.

[hemmsilius]

i think that dannys funnier than jim carrey in more... well i cant explain it but yes i agree with you... of some sort...

[Greenstead]

I would like to see my friend Danny make it big one day, possibly even have his own tv show. He is a very talented guy.

[hemmsilius]

dude, i have been watching him from the beginning, so i understand you.

he should be big, and i mean hollywood big, do standup and stuff

[Greenstead]

I think he has already done standup. Yes he does deserve to make it in Hollwood. He is one of the nicest people I know.

[totallyxXcrazyXxlove]

O______________O;; wow. lol

[xpo147]

LoL,did he ever give u his address?

[Veracity43]

I love watching you & Brucey lose your fucking minds when someone pisses you off. I laugh until I feel sick every time I watch this and Death Threats!

[XRayToroGirlX]

ok thx :D

[rkgrau]

I knew ya had it in ya, Danny!

uhh... funny that is. I knew you had Funny in you.

Not a penis. If thats what you were thinking.

Just thought i'd clear that up.

[rkgrau]

LOL!

[innerdemon2]

hahahahaha adhd much lol ur cool as hell

[Nic33rd]

I keep imagining this video in French . . .

"De ou se vien les requins?"

"De les vagins des autres requins . . ."

[sarkasmi83]

Who's the owner of the page? IDENTIFY YOURSELF, Sir Smurfington!

[hemmsilius]

himself, so he could hide this vid, genius ain't it?

[sarkasmi83]

Yeaaah, but the account was sold on ebay and someone bought it. So...

[xfallinglikesnowx]

i loved it!

[powermoo]

LOL I LAUGHED SO MUCH ABOUT THAT :D way to go danny !

[zerahaha]

"too close to your DADDY'S style?!!?" HAHAHA. best line ever!

[xboxman79]

haha :)

[Piechickenman]

glad I don't have to pay for this one, but, it would be worth it!!!

[ACKfilms]

LOL ah-mazing video danny

[Sirios980]

best vid ever

~Sirios

[Konve]

Brucie is the smartest plush toy ever.

[Shelby5891]

LOL

[kokohawk]

I found this page! Yay for me! Now I feel special!

[Snuggleumpakis]

That was the best video you've ever made...=]

[lydiaantoinette]

I'm never kissing you again Bruce-y.

[cky888]

haha

[Balviss]

That was a very good answer, You got a very clever shark !

[shaun98si]

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GREAT

[ClairePeine]

LOL the shark was awesome in this secert video.

[Aprildew]

bwahahahahhah!

[Treknologist]

This is a good one! And I didn't even find it myself. I had to have this link pointed out to me. I am too stupid to fill out forms... :(

[Rowenoct27]

Everyone has there own style the comes from with in. I'm glad that you found yours use it.

[199042]

secert video? he means secret video. e and r are switched.

[Alm3ga]

or maybe hes just trying to be southern you know

"im goina tell yuns a securt"... yea

[Veracity43]

Dane Cook sucks a bag of octopus tit compared to Danny. No comparison! -gR- Hands Down!

[UnchainedProductions]

yo this was awsome do another one of these plz it was awasome

[LexiHearts]

it's like shark therapy

[GrieverAct]

:) love you man

[haajoow]

BEST SHOW EVER!!!! XD LMAO

[laurenroxohyeah]

i don't care what people say, dane cook is amazing and i love him (you too!)

[MrKneePants]

haha pause at 1:23 and 1:24

[sadrans444]

No similarity to Dane Cook. Whatsoever. He's a dumbass. You're not a dumbass.

[Maddog53]

I'm so glad I filled out the form, otherwise this would have gone unwatched and that alternate timeline would have veered off into unfulfillment and possibly cherries.

[Electrified00]

Mine came up in after I had watched another vid of yours. awesome

[NancySaysHello]

Hahaha!

I ust realised today I ACTUALLY got the E-mail. It was automatically moved to "Junk" :O

But I was very happy when I found it!

Even happier after watching the video, was worth doing the poll for (:

[crazycooldude420]

hey danny...hope you read my survey under the name Hue Jass and find it as less funny as ur this secret video...

[u03mja3]

You have a shark. Its pretty.

[LoriBug22]

filled out the poll, found this AWESOME special secret hidden under the cover video... and now my life is complete!! YAYS! Have a good one, Danny-o!

[upindust]

funny that he compared you to jim carey..I never did... however after you mentioend that and I looked at the shark..I got memories of ace ventura but yeah completely different because that one tried to eat him.

P.S. Go see Wall-e if you haven't already

[caitlinlovesstars]

just curious. but why do you have a bruce puppet?

:)

love the video.

[Nic33rd]

Definitely worth the poll! 

We need more Bruce.

[tadshackles]

Here it is danny, Although you do use many facial expressions and DO have a high energy level. The difference is this. Jim Carrey is quite funny and a genius of sorts BUT you make people think as well as laugh. Jim Carrey goes for the laugh-jugular and leaves the brain out of the equation. I prefer your style. Jim Carrey = Makes me laugh

Danny Grezdich(or w/e) makes me laugh and think.

Glass Pipe/Anal Raping was fucking classic!

Come to Chico, I'll buy ya lunch!

[poneage]

I remember mr. crazy

[Melainy]

Your hat. It gets much love.

[hesham8]

Yay! I get to be raped!

[dukemaskot]

cant wait till ya rape me, u know the address, the key is under the red flower pot on the right. bedroom is the last room upstairs on the left. ill be here all week. lol, talk about takin it 2 far

[sayhi2choi]

you rock

[wishingyouwerescene]

^^ you are the bestest

if only we could be friends for real..

[TheWelcomeChange]

I'm so glad i took the poll

great video

[BudDaFaTtY1]

woot ness!!

i winnedededed....lolz

[straub11]

you said your going to rape me, and i wrote what town i was in on that poll, and there are only like 5 people here...im scared

[jbuckley25]

That was great!  Well worth the poll!!!

[patsrdabest33]

i love when u do that high pitched voice its so funny do it more!!

[patsrdabest33]

i love u

[kathrinnn]

danny, people that say things like that are people that talk about break-ups all day like they actually believe its important and wear lots of make up because it makes them pretty.

[ZeR0mani]

You are a fucking GOD! PERIOD! BBIIGG LLEETTEERRSS... You take shits funnier than Jim Carrey! Do not even concern yourself with that ignorant ass comparison!

[coreyoyea]

BRUCEY.

[TheGrandmont]

there's really only one time that danny reminded me of jim carrey and that was a line when he was saying he'd like to eat his viewers up like cotton candy or something. it was "it's stuck in my teeth! bastards!" not that it's bad or anything, i find myself quoting it from time to time lol

[sheristargirl]

yayy. :]]. interesting video.

[equineholly]

i want a shirt! :)

[nelson1tom]

YAY

[cavenaghkristina]

wahoo

[SammieB2277]

i dont think ur anything like jc and ur alot better then him keep being funny i love it

[jiggajiggajesus]

Haha!! Love your stuff man, keep it up! This'll never get old!

[videogameluver21]

danny u got style... son

[Robfsumcc]

I've said that he's like Jim Carey but quite frankly, we all sound similar to someone else. There's 6 billion people on this planet, kind of hard not to. But at the end of day, I don't think JC came up with Douche nozzle (among a few other cool things), that would be danny.

[chronoraven]

If anyone thinks that Danny is like Jim C. or anyone else, you're a little misled. I have never heard another comedian address me as a different sweet candy or flower every day. I don't see Jim Carrey posting videos almost everyday and reviewing the news. Also, if you can't make room for more than two comedians in your head then I think you need a little stretching of your mental capacity because Danny might be too awesome for your tiny little brain.

Sincerely,

~ Lazy Liquorish Patty

[Marino45]

Totally agreed.

nice going danny, keep it up

[civil238]

lmao, is this an old video?

[tbhpower]

Owned much haha?

[lotrgrl]

You're more Ze Frank then Jim...but I mostly think that becuase of your editing, and the whole daily show thing...

[YeaImANinja]

*sends a swirling shuriken in da hataz fays* (it's where he puts his food)

Anyway, I love you, Danny!

[loud24sev]

that wasnt just awesome, that wasnt just epic, it was ...

EPICLY AWESOME :D

[fionnoh]

yay! super secret video rules danny!!

[Black0nWhite]

God damnit!

When will people relize that Jim Carry has nothin on you!

Your here till the end ( and god only knows when that is...hopefully till im in my 80's) to keep me laughin my ass off. Thanks!

P.S. Brucee = FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[ScarlettBlood]

epic

[cannibalcorpse121]

That was awesome :D

[dejavuchicka]

lol, just DONT sell my e-mail address or im going to be pretty pissed

great video! i think u shoul dmake ur own stand-up performance and put it on here to prove to some bitches that u r actually funny

cuz i think ur hilarious!! =DD

[ComaBoy05]

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[versesca2369]

yay :)

[jbreckette]

Love it!

[TGracia93]

i wanna burcey now!

[LeavesKittun]

This video resulted in one of those sniffly "Oh my gods" that usually happen in the midst of crying.

But this crying was tears of laughter and happiness.

Final Summation:

Today will be a good day and I am happy to have filled out that poll.

PS. If it's any consolation, Danny, I don't really care for Jim Carrey, and I love your videos so even if your styles are similar, you are totes(totally) better.

[Munkatten]

I would have to say you're closer to Ze Frank than Jim Carrey, with maybe just a hint of SuperEd86.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, you're still unique and aweosme and teh fukkin greatest man! Kep upp teh greet job!

[SamSycamore]

amazing

[jddrake8604]

LMAo.. is that the shark from finding nemo?

love the song.. lol this was a funny ass video.

[Maggio818]

danny, jim carry has nothing on you man.. you kick sooo much ass and ur funny as shit. Love me

[Mynda23]

LMAO that was fucking funny!!

[khalid066]

awesome

[laslow8]

WHOO!!! secret video :D thanks Danny, but yeah, you're funny in your own way.. fuck the haters

[thebeannieguy]

YAYz I'm sooo glad i took the survey to get this video its AMAZING

[roAchSteW]

Nice BONUS... kind of like the bonuses I started giving police fairies... the strained,foul breath whisper you suggested, really gives them an understanding that I DO NOT want to play the "find the drugs in car game". BTW im campaigning quietly for your election.

Danny from the Gradual Report for President 2008

[TheGrandmont]

haha doing the poll was definitely worth it.

[ImaMacFan]

that was no hater comment. it was freaking, hilarious though.

[xainjeff]

i didnt know there's a video link in the poll XD

[chamin333]

hahaha  love that shark

[Enthir]

Mr, Gradual Report.

I was just wondering..

May I have my soul back, please?

Pretty please?

With a midget on top?

[gradualreport]

no..it's mine now...

[Gooooglle]

love it

[Se1]

HAHA !

I Love it when he tells you what you should have said XD. I'm so glad I did the poll to find this video XD.

[Nickynamo]

Awesome. But you should have made out with Bruce. Then it would be like- "GHAY PR0N!?11!!?!+! LOL OMFG"

Or something. :)

[gradualreport]

if he had not eaten my sneeze i might have

[KaiToTheN]

:-)

[xrebratkax]

haha fantastic, thanks Danny.

[ex0hsunny]

yey.

:]

i feel all special and mushy inside.

[Blaze6181]

same! :D

[K3N51NGTON]

AND STICK A GLASS PIPE UP UR ASS, TEEHEE, lol jk thats gross

[McMonkey]

my roflcopter is going round and round. i <3 brucie.

[strangesensation]

I don't think you sound like Jim Carrey/Dane Cook/Douchefags.

I think people assume so because you make facial expressions similar to Jim Carrey.

Lawl, keep up the good work. [:

[whatsup55555]

and jim carrys brother, and dane cooks uncle

[whatsup55555]

and dane cook

[whatsup55555]

leave jim carry alone

[mortiphago]

this video is A LIE

therefore, it is cake

[bcbonez]

12:45 .___. is this what a booty call feels like?

[That1guyjosh]

i have to agree with chippy we desire more brucey

[AngelofMusic2006]

Wow, Danny, an email and everything. I feel like VIP or something. Now about that address...

[shredder2002]

dude...i just got this....at 2 AM...lol

[pinkboy86]

WOOT!!!

[ki6eki]

I FOUND THIS

[PhizzleOut]

YAY ITS LIKE FINDING TREASURE

[atopkis]

i dident do anything to find this =p

[chippy5547]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa brusey is back we want mor brusey

[GCgirl721]

lmfaooo.

bee tee dubs, polls are super fun!

you should make more =]

[MattyTsXe]

"HOW BOUT I FUCK YOU IN YOUR MOUTH" is my new ringtone, seriously.

You are way better than Jim Carrey, Danny. Oh and thanks for the secret video. It was funny! You rule dude!