Wonkette's Hot Topix w/MICHELE BACHMANN: Curing the Gays!

[AuddBal]

Dear Michele, you are a gift from God. Bless you and your excess amounts of mascara <3

[revol121]

I LOVE HER!!!

[whythehell99]

wow did you not blink once during this video? that's pretty amazing how did you do that!

[tmmy773]

funny stuff :) we only "think" Michele Bachman hates gays...that is the real joke. Yes we make fun of people who harm others. It helps us deal with their hatred. Ever see SNL make fun of George Bush or Charlie Chaplin make fun of Hitler?

[SpammerOvTheGods]

@tmmy773 she can't hate 'em that much - she married one.

#@!

[tmmy773]

@SpammerOvTheGods you are right :)

[RizNJ]

Not only was this not funny, it just exposes your hypocrisy and the hypocrisy of so many others. You think Bachmann is expressing hatred to gays and you respond to this "hatred" by mocking her, her religion and hating her right back. Hello, that means you are NO DIFFERENT than Bachmann. I don't understand the evil that has entered the hearts of people who think one person's ignorance justifies them acting ignorant in response. So sad.

[HarrrySpider]

I love how people who disagree with you first call YOU a hater, then toss insults... I wonder if there really are people who think that this passes for a convincing arguing... I guess the same folks who could possibly call Bachmann classy after public photos show her actually hiding in the bushes (spying on a gay rally) and vacuuming in heels (to show she's... what, exactly? a woman with a Christian disdain for sensible footwear?). If those qualify as leadership qualities, Lord help us...

[realnarutoboy]

To be honest, staring at that monstrous growth you call a nose was a lot more entertaining than listening to your insipid rant, which you mistakenly categorized as "comedy." The jealousy and hate just oozes from your pasty face.

[SaraBenincasa]

@realnarutoboy Look, a pretty girl on your internetz is responding to you! Your self-worth is now validated! You are a winner! xoxoxo

[realnarutoboy]

@SaraBenincasa

Get over yourself, you goofy, vapid bitch. Your gender played no role whatsoever in my decision to comment on this video. "Pretty" my ass. If you want me to be honest, you kind of resemble Nancy Pelosi (which isn't a good thing). In other words, you're disgusting on the inside and out.

[realnarutoboy]

@SaraBenincasa

And by the way, I don't need some vacuous, smug, faux-comedian to give me validation. Now if an intelligent, principled, and classy woman like Mrs. Bachmann addressed me, then yeah, that would actually be gratifying. "Gratifying," as in the opposite of what your butch lover feels like after one of your rotted fish smothering sessions.

[doozer21]

@realnarutoboy

Troll fails at trolling.

[realnarutoboy]

@doozer21

Apparently not, being that one of the objectives of trolling is attention, which is what you just gave me. Moron.

[MissCongresswoman]

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

LMAO!

[Solarcoreg]

hehehe christ jazzle :) FTW

[NewYorkHunter]

Oh my gosh I could not stop laughing!! 

[Murphy69121]

Just when I thought you couldn't top the Sarah Palin you come out with this wonderful creation that is Michelle Bachmann and blow us all away all over again. Thank you for continuing your wonderfulness and curing the gays.

[jamesmorgandavies]

I take it Marcus had to borrow the "magic wand" for one of his special one-on-one sessions?

[rayadaton]

Christ Jazzle!!! In their Underoos, no less. You do crack me up.

[Yzsaakc]

Perhaps too (naturally) expressive near the end, however, this series makes me jazzle in my underoos.

[bambams87]

lol. this was amaaaazing.

[sabz423]

"…cause of all of the fluids caught in my throat"

[Lliasa]

Great xD

[rrsrichard]

Hysterical.........

[MichaelConrad1D]

"We assume that means that they have... uh... jazzled."

You are beyond hilarious. 

[bunsinspace]

My butt feels so violated!!! ;-)

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gays!

NOOOOOOOOO violations of the butt!

Excuse me, let me clear my throat.

[MrSmiles51]

Great. Leviticus is a great choice.