How many dudes can Soldier take at once? - Snake Eater

[somecrazywhore]

I came here expecting just to laugh at the title, but then I was blessed with video itself.

[ThatYellowSockGuy]

3:28, easily the CHEESIEST line in the scene lloolollolzzz

[Evansdoovent]

4:00 = the table starts to brake before the guy falls on it!!!

[EvangelistEvan]

Funniest thing I seen in years lol

[JackSlugman]

Just because someone has a bad "Cheers" haircut doesn't mean they can't fight. Just go to Staten Island.

[theshaginwagincr3w]

fake and gay

[movielist100]

3:55 dude save the picher of beer

[kingharryannis]

A true story,then little fairies flew out of his butt,he grabbed one and beat the sasquatch with it .

[NIGHTCRAWLER504]

lol, 5:18

[141MRZ]

5 and half minutes of my life I'll never get back again

[NoobieLandCity]

Smash him with a bottle *Not very effective*

hmm Punch him? *Very effective... critical hit*

wha?

[sexyones09]

Chuck Norris when he was only 25 years old!

[supaman1395]

han solo? lmfao

[Kimindigo]

ha ha

[KyaniDave]

that chick servicing the drink is a total slag..

[IbonedDerekDsister]

HAHA!!! The title says it all...snake eater!

[JDTGaming]

So he can survive a glass bottle being smashed on his head but not a few punches

[mrrobinson1999]

they dont build furniture like they used to.

[kokanee112]

the guy not worried about his bike? Just sit and have a beer. And the badass biker takes 5 mins to react to what just happened. lol.

[NFORSA]

3:04 his balls were so squishy - have a wash bro!!

[slashnor]

dont watch

[drkj3di]

Isnt the bad guy the Undertakers little brother?

[swallowbox]

Is that Lorenzo Lamas?

[profsvensen]

@swallowbox yep!! You can spot that fag a mile away!!

[redace236]

@tywainwright1 @youvejustlostthegame

A few things.....

1. I am a Marine, and yes we prefer to be called Marines, but we are still soldiers.

2. Marines are NOT a land expeditionary of the Navy.... We are an amphibious force. Meaning we fight on land, in the air, and in the sea..... that is why our emblem has the rope of the Army, the anchor of the Navy, AND the eagle of the Air Force.....

3. You two seem to be fighting about something stupid, be friends and get over a petty argument?

[soldierboyz22]

BUD SPENCER IS HERE

[sancholao]

ithe furniture in that bar sucks, at 4:00 before anybody touches it, the table is already falling appart

[peppersfanlee]

at 00.12 he clearly drops the ball

[misterb1972]

to corny for me........

[UnclebeefDk]

Thank god he didn't mess with the hair!!

[rasalghul5555]

I didn't know lorenzo Lamas started out in gay porn

[kongenoveralle]

Not even "low budget"... They did it for free... Worst movie ever......

[FuriousLegion]

shits gayer than AID's....

[loonatik91]

this is gayporn? yes?

[theaznmarine]

"Alright com in up." "Already is, sweetheart, already is." Great.

[erwillrockn]

even boy george watched this movie and said "this is too gay for me"

[onebadmoto]

@erwillrockn is boy george gay?

[lovesomecujo]

Notice that he didnt pour a drop of beer on his head. Thats because back then it took an hour to get hair like that and they didnt have time to keep redoing it

[beethovennumbernine]

LOL its so old the word gay didn't exist.

[tryandlisten]

This movie so gay that Ricky Martin watched it and said, "now THIS is gay"

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

Ron Paul 2012 !

[tonijesus1]

Where can I get one of those water proof jeans?

[MercOilbuner]

Its Reno Raines!!!!!!

[jhizzleism]

LOL...two glass beer bottles to his head don't faze him but one bowl full of chips stuns him?

[THeMaskedBlogCritic]

He likes to hit guys in the nuts.

[NAGGERNUTZ]

@0:41 check out the camel toe on the waitress.

[Naretule]

1. Pause the video

2. Go to 2:20

3. Send that picture to all your friends

[aseglkj]

so how many guys' snakes can he take at once?

[MrMw22wm]

fake as

[luc649]

I left @ about 30 sec...didn't wanna spoil reading the book first , everybody should do the same the same...trust me.

[NIGHTSKYE1]

A man on the edge, a lose cannon.....a renegade

[thajackson3]

apparently one...

[twl107]

Stupid cheesy movie

[DustyGreenLink]

His jacket Closes itself.. Hmm

[Yzon63]

wheres Lorenzo lamas he havent done movies since the 90s??

[MAPFWH]

Takes the guy half a minute to say "You spilled my pint!" Thick twat.

[MrRpalm69]

at fist i thought this was a gay porno haha

[mungusorungus]

yay for lorenzo laamas.

[parra0311]

worst case of alcohol abuse i have ever seen : (

[youvejustlostthegame]

That solder guy is a complete douche, doesn't even apologize for destroying the table of ruining that bikers lunch? Lol Marines suck balls.

[tywainwright1]

@youvejustlostthegame If you would please educate yourself before making an argument, it would be very much appreciated. A "solder" (I beleive you ment "Soldier") is not the same as a Marine.

[VIKINGODIN]

@tywainwright1 hahah wtf is a marine then?a cyborg?

[tywainwright1]

@VIKINGODIN A Marine is simply called a Marine. You said it in your own sentence "wtf is a marine".

[VIKINGODIN]

@tywainwright1 lol anyone in any armed force first job is as a "soldier" a marine is a soldier a person in the S.A.S or S.B.S is a soldier,a navy S.E.A.L is a soldier,see a chef or nurse in the armed forces?they are soldiers.

[tywainwright1]

@VIKINGODIN You obviously haven't done much research, reed into it more and you will found out that only people in the Army are called soldiers. Maybe S.A.S. and S.B.S. are due to the fact that they are not from the American armed forces, but SEALs and Marines are not called soldiers.

[youvejustlostthegame]

@tywainwright1 I never made an argument you faggot. I "beleive" ( I believe you meant beleive) you're a pompous ignorant fool. Also, a marine is a Soldier, as a soldier is a militant of war. You're a marine aren't you. Lol meatshield. How does it feel to not be your own military entity, but rather merely the land expeditionary force of the navy?

[tywainwright1]

@youvejustlostthegame I'm actually not a Marine, i'm 15 but when I am old wnough will be a Soldier in the Army. I have many things against the Marines (like the things you mentioned, and their arrogance) but I have heard from Marines as well as people from other branches that Marines are not called Soldiers and Marines get offended when you call them that.

[AIRSOFTzombie27]

@youvejustlostthegame wtf r u talkin about?

[TeenagePanther511]

gayest title I have ever seen

[roastedyams]

@TeenagePanther511 hahahahahaha classic

[rahowhero]

@TeenagePanther511 and entirely aprropriate

[TheEXpothead]

lol at 3.55 dude takes his beer XD

[Smokie181]

47

[Vicfangio]

How many dudes can a soldier take at one time... in his mouth???

[preachermuaddib]

Whoever was assoicated with making this should take the precaution of excommunication before suicide to ensure the arrive in hell

[Allanlegacy43]

Worst bar fight ever!

[MaddDogg81]

he doesn't even go check his bike?

[droidguy21]

Wow this sucked.

[yazied00100]

how many guys he can take at once? it depends on the diameter of his asshole!!

[ThaSweKillah]

how many dudes can chuck norris take at once?

[kevysilly5000]

i wonder how many tables that place goes thru in a day!!!

[dbspaceoditty]

he could have bent that pizza pan over his head easier then breaking the bottle over his head...bottles hurt more then pizza pans...i know this first hand...

[keflar5]

The music is hilarious

[lindsey607]

That was totally gay.

[coppertunityknocks]

1:20 I'm voting for the Human Eyebrow for Mayor of Lamasland.

[Kals33]

That's a fat snatch on her.

[blampa]

This guy seriously resembled George Michael in every way........... And I mean every way.

At the end of this clip, he goes off to the toilets to jerk off in front of a policeman.

For an interesting view of George Michael's life, youtube.com/watch?v=6SlKMzm2xi­Q

[AxonV2]

ah man the 90's... just relax and laugh guys, I laughed my ass off at the silliness of this scene. lol

[mikeLivornese]

@AxonV2 so campy

[ZombieDro]

that was the dumbest shit ever...

[mardi06]

You heard of "B" movies? this isn't good enough to be one.

[jerzyfam]

title is misleading....i was expect gay porn lol

[brainzar1]

fag

[rodd555]

why?

[Oscarallknowing]

There goes 5:32 minutes of my life I'll never get back !

[iqirus2]

Even for a bad movie this really sucks!

[nicoeste8765]

I believe that this video is abosultly crab 

[THE122138]

You're so strong, throwing bottles, anyone

[jolley54]

just another video glorifying some dumb white trash..al.

[quinnmyster]

I think the bad guy is Jim Carrey :D hehehehehe..

[rullah28]

so this where indians copy there fights scenes from...

[evolvemankind]

Well this was highly likely.

[Davejf27]

A real biker wouldn't waste the beer lol

[darrell5534]

Hehe... he doesn't even go out to see if his bike is okay? Just takes a seat and orders dinner.

[James25H]

that looks like the guy from the terminator movie

[JnLsdaddy]

are we sure thats not the blue oyster bar from police academy?

[Picha0098]

that looks like a soap opera...

[UTubeGreenie]

The bad guy walks around like he's constipaded...

[jacobvenny]

looks like the worst film ever lol. wouldnt of been suprised if it turned out to be a porno 

[admiralfaffy]

isnt that Kyle Reese from the first terminator?



[GarrettFear]

So before the fake ramp trick, and before the horrible stop and go scene, and before he left his bike acting as if it wasn't there, but it was, what kind of motorcycle was that?

[ivorbigonee]

i reckon one up the arse and one in the mouth.

[profet1001]

that's some fine method acting...

[buzzdabutch]

houuww abooodda drriiinkkkk

[buzzdabutch]

he didnt even check if his bike was okay. what a boss!!!

[ttedd444]

the power grope, works like a charm

[YouOnlyDeleted]

HOW DID THAT WAITRESS KNOW HE WANTED A BEER?!?!?! HE NEVER ASKED?!?!?! HOW!!!

[nealkinevil]

How can he swing twice with a bottle and miss the eyes twice,, learn to aim. learn to ride a motorcycle with out crashing buy a guy a drink if you spill his stupid

[gaskan666]

Can I have some bread with all that cheese????

[flyprojector]

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

[saigondj]

they're all faggots

[brew667]

another classic american film!!! real work of art!

[EDsavant]

Just don't make beer bottles like they used to.

[MrStaffy01]

lol....funny

[hawkdlb06]

@yazied00100, made my day, its true though.

[yazied00100]

@hawkdlb06 yw bro

[TheGodParticle]

What macho bullshit is this?

[jdumars]

LOL what the hell is this? Just when I think it can't get any funnier, beer bottle to the nuts as a finisher!

[rogerrobie68]

ATROCIOUS

[homersimps1]

Fun fact: Lorenzo Lamas was in Grease.

[pantsongrnd]

Fuckin music is sick! Just got that remix son!

[1wor1d]

Didn't this movie scoop the Oscars back in 89!!!

[VegardMinde]

What a waste of beer.

[dannygjk]

@VegardMinde ikr!

[JobeIW]

This is a piss-take tv show, right? Please tell me that nobody made this cheesy piece of faggy shite for real?

[cleaky88]

hahhahahaahahahhahah!!!!!!! so friggn stupid!!

[RevDogo]

Lamas is garbage

[roadyrider]

I've been riding motorcycles for over 40 years and I've never seen bikers act and dress like these clowns, not even the hardcore ones! This is a perfect example of how Hollywood still wants to portray motorcycle riders to the public, as stupid, dirty, troublemakers. They don't care who's image they damage as long as they can make the big money. Fuck Them!!

[VoodooPolitico]

@roadyrider You are so right. The current GANG WAR between biker groups here in California and Nevada shows bikers as responsible members of the community. I mean whats a few dead bodies over meth sales territory? Innocents shot and killed in wild casino shootouts. These boys arent troublemakers. Yep. Its HOLLYWOOD that tarnishes the biker gang image.

[roadyrider]

@VoodooPolitico Those Gang Wars are between them and not the public. I'm talking about how the biker is portrayed as always fighting at bars for no reason, snaching old ladies purses, stealing candy from babies, ect. I don't mix with the outlaw clubs but I know plenty of people who've been to their "open to the public" parties and have said that they're always on their best behavior at these events. Now, their private parties may be a different story! As I said, I don't mix with that crowd.

[VoodooPolitico]

@roadyrider Innocent people HAVE been killed in their little gay "biker wars". You are right, they arent purse snatchers and candy stealers- instead they are meth producers and dealers, pimps running prostitutes, stolen motorcycle and parts trafficers, etc... One of the sore spots of the "biker war" going on here is over METH SALES territory and who gets to hang around outside a Starbucks in Santa Cruz.

[VoodooPolitico]

@roadyrider These "outlaw" assholes ARE portrayed as assholes by Hollywood because they ARE. THEY are the ones who give "motorcycle enthusiasts" a bad name. Then again, some of those "enthusiasts" LOVE to pretend and portray themselves as "bad ass bikers". Its not Hollywoods fault. Its the scumbag bikers fault.

[AndrewKH85]

@roadyrider you've obviously never been to LA have you?

[roadyrider]

@AndrewKH85 Ppffftt, are you kidding me?? I was born in Compton and grew up in Watts California in the 1960's and '70's! L.A. ain't shit! There is nothing in L.A. that scares or rattles me, and I know ALL of L.A.!

[onishchuk4]

@roadyrider What about hells angels? The guys in this movie aren't just ordinary bikers, they are biker gang.

[roadyrider]

@onishchuk4 OH PLEASE!!! You've been watching too much television! These guys are ACTORS!! And pretty BAD actors at best!

[onishchuk4]

@roadyrider Don't have a TV, but I was saying that there are bad bikers aka Hells Angels. I'm sure this movie is using those types as inspiration.

[TREVMAC44]

@roadyrider You're that old and you're on YouTube?

[roadyrider]

@TREVMAC44 Yes, I'm THAT OLD and I actually look at videos on YouTube, and ALSO post videos on YouTube, and ride motorcycles, and Party with my friends, and build hot rods (rebuilding a '54 GMC right now), and go to sporting events, and run a business, and support my family, and still find time to go to Church every Sunday!! What about you, what do you do??

[TREVMAC44]

@roadyrider I work, play basketball, and I am paying for an apartment. Considering I'm about to turn 20. That's pretty damn good!

[TheFrustratedAtheist]

@roadyrider there are bad ones around. the hell's angels in new zealand are cunt

[hedegaard8]

@roadyrider Because its a lieteral representation of the IQ of the average biker? I.e. made to look as stupid as possible, because it reflects reality?

[roadyrider]

@hedegaard8 No! Reality is that less than 1% of motorcycle riders are affiliated with outlaw gangs! Hollywood still portrays ALL motorcycle riders, sportsbike riders included, as being "outlaw" types. Most of the riders that I know are professional people who, like me, have ridden motorcycles since they where kids on minibikes. Many of them returned to riding after 20-30 years off because of family responsibilities that came first, as they should! Riding motorcycles is an expensive hobby!

[Smokie181]

3:57 when he throws the dude over his shoulder on the table...the very left plank falls off before the biker touches the table hahaha

[fr0z0ne0wnz]

yeah guys we all watched this

[paragould31]

so gay!!!!!!

[brightlights456X]

This guy loves hitting balls.

[brightlights456X]

To say the acting is wooden is too much a compliament. As it would implie they could at least pretend to be a piece of ply-wood.

[wright700]

way to much beer was lost in the making

[joeygonzo]

I saw Freddie Mercury and the bad guy from Warriors.

lol

[AfcFresh]

anybody else think this was a insurance commercial at first?

[MrSmithyistheman]

i think the best most funnyest part off this film was 4:42to the finish 

[yazied00100]

how many guys he can take at once?? it depends on the diameter of his asshole

[89cz3ko]

@yazied00100 LMAO!!!

[M139NG]

@yazied00100 Best comment ever!

[yazied00100]

@M139NG thanx man ,,

[Rawk4Life]

Snake Eater has to be the worst bar fighter ever. A tough dude beats the crap out of him, and Snake defeats him by one block with a skillet?

[cantthinkofone77]

sorry i missed this oscar nominee.

[arkadycaca]

When I saw "How many dudes can Soldier take at once? - Snake Eater" I was expecting gay porn. Very disappointed.

hero.