The Facts Of Life Intro

[ienjoymasturbating]

I was so bang Mindy Cohn.

[brandonkarcher23]

Watching this again makes me remember how much I wanted to bed all of them as an adolescent kid.

[Aaronation1984]

I miss the Facts of Life alot and you have to admit that Blair in this seires is so cute.

[JESUSCANSAVE100]

TURN TO JESUS TODAY FOR WHOSEVER WAS NOT FOUND WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE WAS CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE REVELATION 20-15,FOR ALL HAVE SINNED AND COME SHORT OF THE GLORY OF GOD ROMANS 3-23,FOR WHOSEVER SHALL CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD SHALLBE SAVED,ROMANS 10-13 ,1 JOHN 1-7 TE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST HIS SON CLEASETH US FROM ALL SIN.

[JESUSCANSAVE100]

I USE TO WATCH THIS SHOW GROWING UP

[BobSagetFanboi]

BLAIRE IS SO HOT

[whyeff21]

Nancy McKeon mmMm baby

[veryslyfox]

Fortunately not all 80s shows were this gay. Thank goodness for Magnum, A-team and McGuyver

[organicmcgee]

Glove and Boots sent me here!

[bro123bro123]

Crendor sent me!

[GatorGirlTay10]

I like it better when Ted's group sings it on Scrubs

[emersonrbrito]

@GatorGirlTay10 me too, and i came here because of scrubs, just to check the original

[NathanArnoldCharging]

I think Jo's seriously packin' @ :38

[MrAcheloos]

Scrubs ♥

[Denyoucrystle]

i love joe she just like me tomboy i never going to chace

[rodeocyclone]

"Hey, Mrs. Garrett, can I ask you something?"

"What is it, Jo?"

"Is it a problem if your penis and your vagina touch each other?"

"What?"

"Well I try to keep them separated, but uh, I woke up this morning and they were sorta together.I just didn't know, is that okay?"

"You have both?"

"Well yeah, doesn't everybody?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

[tvfanatic1992]

@rodeocyclone lol hahahahahahahahaahahahaha wow thts mean but funny

[rodeocyclone]

@tvfanatic1992 I stole it from Family Guy.

[tvfanatic1992]

@rodeocyclone lol oh ok tht makes sense

[Britton001]

Jo > Blair.

[nightNIJI]

I'm 19 and i think this is pretty beauutiful , should be again on tv

[dark77778]

You take four girls,

You take a hag

You add a house and then you have

The facts of life!

[squeeze170]

A wack rapper obviously not from n.y. sampled this already and hes nowhere to be found ...good luck

[Sahbomnim]

@squeeze170 LMAO!!

[odog65]

@squeeze170 you sure it wasn't cam'ron or was this some other wack rapper. Cam'ron ain't really wack but the song by the same title wasn't his best work I wasn't feelin it too much like his horse and carriage remix

[cnh2132]

i'm here because of married with children, lol.

[rebeccaarnold8]

I use to watch the facts of life in my younger days I love that show Isiah so much they would put it back on TV. On Tvland.

[poetryrb]

I was born is the 80s but I loved watching this as a kid on 90s Nick at Nite!

[ReasonNaturally]

What the hell . . . . ?

Just scrolled-down and counted at least half-a-dozen comments removed for too many " negative " votes. Harmless, silly stuff, like a lesbian joke or not knowing which of these characters was " the hot one. "

I think you " true believers " better dial it down.

It was a FUCKING sitcom ? Got it ?

I'm picturing some obese drag queen furiously typing, wiping the tears from her, er, his eyes. " Leave those girls alone, you bastards ! " ( * sob * . . . . * sniffle * )

[midnightwriter79]

@ReasonNaturally LOL! Right!?!?

[ReasonNaturally]

@midnightwriter79

We all know it's the case.

[ringbolt9]

used to dream of blair

[DXFan1269]

Lesbian Measure On High

[f2kisss]

Joe was the first lesbian I've ever seen..lol

[ImTheCookieMonster95]

I don't really know this serie and i'm not from America.. but I just think it's a shame that stupid movies and so on are taking over today.

Life is becoming so... ugly! -_-

[niteholler]

wasn't the black girl called ''pootie''???

[Josabeech]

The Blanks brought me here :D

[FreeThoughtFreedom]

I could never figure out which one was the hot one.

[CMLaneLV]

I know this is neither the time nor place but...

Obama.

[janemansfield73]

Why oh why weren't Jo and Blair a couple?

[laputadetumadre11]

@janemansfield73 because people weren't gay as fuck back then,and it wasn't accepted.

[latka101]

The only fact of their life was they had no lives. There family dumped them off at a half way house for hoes and said good by, now thats a fact...

[JSTONE9352]

The Mad magazine spoof of this show was brilliant.

[BrunoThePuggle]

Oh how Al Bundy hated this song...

[redmr2na]

@somebodysentme Ha Ha Ha Ha, your comment just made my day. Now that you mention it, to a young person it could very well look like USA Wheelchair. The L and the I in Lisa are too close together, and are unfortunately the same size and font, so it looks like USA, with the U stylised right. So looking at it it almost looks like USA instead of Lisa.

[66605777]

what about when they had that fucking retard no one could understand..Who thought that was funny.I hope that dopey cunt got run over by someone in a motorized cart

[meg5493]

i think its funny that all the comments besides the top comments all recieved negative votes

[neetrab]

@meg5493 - it is interesting, isn't it? If these peeps didn't like the show, why why why do they come and comment ON the show's clip? lol! That's so stupid.

I loved this show along w/ my other 80's/90's shows.... unlike today's crap. Stuff on tv today is just crap thrown together and to me it's as boring as watching grass grow.

[meg5493]

@neetrab i know right i also find it ironic that my comment has also recieved to many negative comments

[TheTrend25]

she is so fat lmao thats a fact of life

[mibevan]

now which woman had the penis LAWL

[adolpho13]

Nancy McKeon=Val Kilmore with hair

[drescorpio1114]

I once had a crush on Kim Fields when this was on tv.

[Bienville25]

Nancy MeKeon was such a dyke on this show.

[framptonorchablis]

@Bienville25 I'm legitimately surprised that she's married to a man now. Maybe she was just a really good actor.

[highamleescott]

the fat one was always my favourite

[anterpants]

You take the good, you take the bad, you put them together and you have THIS ECONOMY.

[de132]

Fuck you posters. Hurr hurr, "a les ban, Jew, nigger what a sit com"

I am not going to name names but none of you dickheads are willing to say that in public, filthy cunts.

[urmomstoxicface]

@de132 You wouldn't call them filthy cunts in public either. Your message is supported, but don't be a hypocrite.

[de132]

@urmomstoxicface I call people cunts all the time, nothing rarely happens. Except, I offend people around me.

[urmomstoxicface]

@de132 Nothing rarely happens, so things often happen...

[oldstock1607]

God I wanted to bang these women when I was a kid.

yes. ALL of them.

[selicleto]

ok i get after all these years, the fat girl, the black girl, the butch, and the hot blonde...Boring.

[P90A]

Esta seria muy racista.

[chesnal]

I want to know what happened to all the shows like this one? I totally loved this show, Family Ties and all of them. I miss them all!!

[LadyKittyn]

@chesnal One word for ya. Netflix. :)

[volleyballjunkie1333]

0:50



[HomleandSecurity]

Take the good, take some bad

there you go

the facts is life

the facts is life

[andmaketherain]

@HomleandSecurity You mean fucking?

[tgm5150]

@HomleandSecurity what do you mean by this?

[HomleandSecurity]

@tgm5150 It's the real lyrics

[GoBoSoX2011]

perfect rickroll



[meghanleonardwriter]

"Connie Munroe!" xD Loved this show!

[tknippe]

I miss the Fats of Life

[JXtreme85]

Al Bundy: Oh nooooo!

[iLuvPizza95]

I'm 16, and I think they should definitely make something like this for girls of my generation. This show encouraged you to face reality and deal with all the struggles and trouble you may go through in your life. Nowadays shows just freak you (well, me) out and make me wish I wasn't in high school, or that I would not have to go to college. That's why I rarely watch tv.

[Timiuas17]

Learned about this from Ted's band in Scrubs.

[zantetsuken1986]

I remember watching this show as a kid with my mom. It was funny, that I remember, but now that I'm an adult. I can't remember if they were in a dorm, or are they foster sisters?

[tedcantu1]

OMG I remember when Mindy Cohn ate a bag of poisoned Cheetos and passsed out on the toilet

[tomthefunky]

@tedcantu1: Wasn't that the same episode where Tootie had the botched abortion and Blair made fun of her because she'd never have children?

[Appclypse]

@tomthefunky That is a horrible story line! Good god what is this show about!

[tomthefunky]

@Appclypse: This was a show about a deranged lesbian who kidnapped four innocent girls off the street and raised them to be her own. Every episode she would send them out to commit horrendous crimes against people, rob them, and bring home whatever money or valuables they could get off their victims. She had been prostituting them at an early age but as they got older she trained them to be ruthless killers. It was a family show.

[jpcwa74]

They dont make good shows anymore.

[1dkidd]

@jpcwa74

I completely agree. I love vintage TV. Happy Days, The Wonder Years, All in the Family, the Facts of Life, the Golden Girls, Charles in Charge, Who's the Boss?, Growing Pains, Cheers, Beverly Hills 90210 were all epic and were all from the 70s, 80s and 90s. Nothing from today can compate!

[teampaper]

did Mindy Cohn grow up to be the mean old lady from throw mamma from the train?

[tedcantu1]

@teampaper  Jeez.. LOL

[SonDimz]

Mindy Cohn was hott..........n sweaty

[BrainBustah00]

Why the fuck isnt this on tv?

[athenaavliet]

just thinking the same thing.

[aeropostalebunny1]

@BrainBustah00 i was wonderinqq the same thinqq , they have cosby show , adw , jeffersons , 227 , qood times , the parkers , livinq sinqle , && more , they should put this && moesha on tv !

[firechaser4]

@BrainBustah00 B/C people are too obsessed with "reality" on tv....it makes me sick.

[odog65]

@firechaser4 if people want reality there's something called get the fuck out the door and get a fucking a life.why is it people give a shit about Kim Kardashian is their life too shallow and they want to fantaize about something they'll never have and have to validate themselves by watching her. only reality shows I like are ones about occupations and things it would inspire a kid to grow up to be a cop or do something with their lives. that kinda reality serves a purpose and useful to society

[odog65]

@odog65 some people consider American Gladiators a reality series if it is that was just pure bad assness period reality sports shows cool. I want more sitcoms yes but useful reality TV that benefits society on 3 hour time slots Mon - Fri (different useful ones) only reality shows I was ever mad about ever being canceled was Mr T.'s I pity the fool that's one I would love brought back he got people to work out problems and conflicts that's a show that's allowed and welcomed on my TV set

[ChaseRocker]

The facts of life ARE all about me!

this show is so true!!

[epsteinsmutha1]

You take ten pizzas, five Big Macs, box of Twinkies and you have The Fatso Life, The Fatso Life.

[drewdeze]

i like the scrubs version better

[spankham73]

i like the episode where mrs garrett gets menopause

[elnino559]

lisa whelchel is currently a MILF

[Tundraboy05]

YOU TAKE THE SHIT

YOU TAKE THE LIES

YOU TAKE 'EM BOTH

AND THERE YA HAVE

"GET THE FUCK OUT,"

"GET THE FUCK OUT."

[underpathunderpath]

@Tundraboy05 LMAO!

[danieljh]

BARF!!! I grew up with 2 older sisters who watched this crap...so I couldn't watch what i wanted when it was on. GRRR!

[TheTSGA]

@WMachismo1989 LMFAO!!!!!!

[mstkttmt]

this was one of my favorite shows growing up in the 80s. now its all about reality shows, and all the shows has to have a celebrity in it. we can imagine how it is as a rich person. How about doing real reality shows about everyday life

[Zoidberg312]

Did all shows in the 80s have theme music in their intros?

[mstkttmt]

@Zoidberg312 yes they did all of them event the 70s shows to!!

[tedcantu1]

@Zoidberg312 Yes young one, back in the old days every television show got their own theme song. Sadly, these days, in the age of reality television people just make eachother cry.

[mccarrpo]

If it wasn't for Mindy Cohn's stupid smile this show would have gone off the air in only 1 season.

[aeropostalebunny1]

Besides The Cosby Kids, iLoved The Facts Of Life Girls ! Jo Was My Favorite !

[teeray12]

check out that dress on Jo, was she auditioning for Little House on the Prairie?

[dbmosley3]

I remember back when I was a kid, I had a huge crush on Lisa Whelchel. I couldn't get over how beautiful she was, and still is.

[LT1HILLINGHOE]

This was one of the stupidest and crappiest shows ever. Other than that it was ok.

[TheJhorgegarcia]

i used to watched this as a kid on mm i think so cable channel on Mexico, oh boy good old memories.

[gleekjess13]

best show ever.

[pieeee16]

me and my sister love it

[xxSeddieBarbie]

whats this show about?

[kix4fun]

@xxSeddieBarbie Summary: The show was about a lady who went from a housekeeper to a housemother for the all girl boarding school Eastland. Then the woman moved from housemother to dietitian and they moved the focus to only four girls in the cafeteria (the girls were put on probation and had to work in the cafeteria as punishment for stealing and damaging the school van). Then, as the girls got older, the focus moved from school to a gourmet shop, then a shop that sold the latest fads.

[afrundzhyan75]

Ive always loved this show :)

[PhilM662]

I think mindy cohn is the fat one of the show

[DeanosAAAA]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[jmaine44]

@underpathunderpath You have both??? lol

[jonasman22]

the scrubs version is better :)

[cheapcape]

@jonasman22 There would be no Scrubs version without the original, fool.

[jonasman22]

@cheapcape lol your some kind of gay fan of facts of life? i just said the scrubs version was better i dont give shit if it wouldent be any scrubs version without the original. so chill the fuck out.

[McflyMcMurderface]

80s theme songs are unmistakable lol. 

[franzchick66]

when is this show gonna be back on tv? I learned about "the facts of life" through this show, well kind of anyway. lol ;)

[Fisk742]

Ted´s Version is definetly better!

[bammer259]

Had a serious crush on all of the girls when i was a kid watching this show.

[thetruegladiator]

Shows like this were classic. Now they have a lot of junk on television like gay actors and stuff. I miss the facts of life.

[andyfromzielitz]

what was this terrible. now I'm afraid forever to turn my TV on.

[hylyndgurl93]

the fat one and Jo pissed me off lol

[ShemiticOne]

Wow, that's a corny ass song.

[Calmingwaters3]

Happy birthday, Charlotte Rae. I love you.

[garycalgary]

blast from the past

[Jackson5Generation]

Wow I remember this show. I haven't seen this show for so long. I surely miss shows like this

[1americanidol11]

lol I used to watch this as a kid.

[vanhouten64]

The music makes me want to shoot myself in the head.

[TheBlack9Mamba]

oh my god this show suck

[itchyroid]

Funny how many shows had theme songs back in the day

[Wizdome1]

This show sucked!

[TheScorpio4lyfe]

OMG! I miss this show. Tutu, Blair, Natalie and Jo..why was I able to remember all of their names off the top of my head and its been years since I've seen the show? I used to watch this everyday after school, right after Double Dare on channel 9!

[crosscountrytc]

@TheScorpio4lyfe Tootie...her name was Tootie : )

[TheScorpio4lyfe]

@crosscountrytc -LMAO!!! Where did I get Tutu from? You are so right. LOL, thanks.

[773SleepyHollow]

@TheScorpio4lyfe From Desmond Tutu maybe? LOL.

[hootyhaha]

The blonde snobby one and her daughter in real life both go to my Church in Grapevine :) Rented season one on DVD from Blockbuster Online, it rules! I wish TV shows could have this feeling today with some of the lessons and morals taught in the same ways.