2012 movie review

[Zooroonies]

on december 22nd 2012, i will laugh my ass off watching this movie.

[Majorasword64]

Isn't this the movie that caused a bunch of retards to start thinking the world will end in 2012?

[HerbFlowers]

@Majorasword64 u must be young if your asking that question. Research mayans but it's still bullshit, they just stopped it at that date, thats it.

[bvbforever1993]

do u have an earring? o.O

[liltunechi4eva]

i haven't even seen this movie yet, i'm waiting until 2013 to watch it

[russeljohnson2]

@JeremyJahns I wanna rip that earring right out, you look like such a fag. Good reviews though

[tastycookiechip]

The black guy @2:10 who was the hitman in serinity in stuff was also Kratos in God of War :)

[TheMisterWeirdo]

wow, can't believe it's such a long time since the movie came out. damn!!

[proximaism]

2012 film to be honest i love it.

[essdoug]

dude, nice earring.. (I'm being sarcastic, don't ever do this again dude)

[BXBProductions]

This movie is my least favourite movie of all time. I hated it even more than the Last Airbender....

[PoVerslaWe]

this movie really sucked

[LucasWitt15]

they need to make a disaster movie where the world REALY ENDS AND EVERYONE DIES!

[Megamarification]

nice earring :P

[ehthecuteone]

isn't it weird how the president is always black in these end of the world movies?

[oxleydude]

i personally didnt like this movie, it felt more like i was watching the mummy, like it was kind of intense but you still had those comedy relief moments to ease the tension. still pretty balls to the wall though.

[SalexanderZero]

Morgan Freeman light... :D ... hilarious :D

[MeAnd0n1yMe]

thumbs up if your going to see this movie in 2013 too:D

[2anime4ever]

The only thing this movie taught me was only the rich will survive with their room for two that looks like it can fit 30 people inside.

[LedgendaryWaffle]

when i have kids i am going to tell my kids i survived this movie ;3.

[HighPriceComedy]

To be honest I think Independence Day was better

[SoccerWes27]

for some unknown reason, watching your videos reminds me of Tosh.0

[teddy12300]

i gonna buy this movie and show it my grand childeren and tell them i survied all that

[theseahawkfan89]

Best Roland Emmerich flick?

So...better than The Patriot?

[greatgallade]

They say its suppsed to happen in 12 21 12

[LLOYD19851012]

@greatgallade Wrong they say it will happen on 21/12/12

[ryann45]

@greatgallade sunday the 23rd.....

[soundwave939]

Its 2012 & were still alive. I knew it!

[JoelEngberg]

@soundwave939 it's the 21 december that the movie starts

[soundwave939]

@JoelEngberg Huh! Wait you mean in the movie the world ends on Dec 21? Sorry I havent seen the movie yet.

[JoelEngberg]

@soundwave939 hahahaha you didn't know that it's on dec 21st?

[Johnlindsey289]

@soundwave939

It's all a scam and a fraud

[jack390]

k its 2012 now and if i dont die this year, this movie is gonna get some serious dislikes from me! >:/

[MortalInKombat]

2012 in a few hours

[1fosteraus]

scarriest movie ever

[petrucciphan]

danny glover is morgan freeman light!!!!!! LOL i love you jeremy!!!!

[SGRev1]

In my honest opinion, of all the movies I've seen that are currently in the Top 100 Most Successful Movies of All Time, this one is probably the most forgettable.

[EclipseHedgehog]

you seen the trailer you've seen the movie.

[lovethechef]

you look so stupid with the ear ring

[TheAzraelKnight]

@lovethechef Why are you looking at his ear ?.....D:

[oladeji123]

In 2013, this movie will be movied from the action genre to comedy genre

[MrShawno1231]

@oladeji123 Are you kidding? its nothing but a comedy I mean the acting with the main characters, was shit. The lines believe it or not are so fucking corny for a disaster movie, I mean the acting, in the day after tomorrow was better than this crap. 4/10 only the CGI seems to stand out, but as for script, it was like it was written out of someone's arse. So yeah like you said Comedy yes. good film NO!

[RIPROKU]

@oladeji123 thank you for saying this i thought i was the only one who said this

[superdooperchooper]

@oladeji123 more like the bargain bin

[h4bbo2]

THE END OF THE WORLD IS BULL****

[Johnlindsey289]

@h4bbo2

I agree, 2012 is a fraud and a scam. They said that in 1996, 1999/2000, 2005 and 2006 as none of these doomsday tales came true, neither will next year

[THELIONGUY1981]

3:20 Hilarious! i laughed so hard looool

[Silverstar1311]

Some logic problems with the movie:

1. I don't think you can jump an RV

2. It would take more then like 5 minutes for Californa to fall into the ocean

3. The rest of it.

Besides that it was pretty awesome.

[MiniGeek31337]

@SillySwedes I appologize... haters' gonna hate

[AStarfox14]

I wouldn't b surprised if the movie gets turned into a video game

[joshpogi777]

awesome

[themetalman3]

why do you dislike Independence day? yeah, it's HORRIBLY FLAWED, but I still enjoyed it.

[maxassasin911]

@themetalman3 i actually got the blu ray it was enjoyable enough unlike battle la which sucked balls

[MiniGeek31337]

See? SEE?!? The right way to say it is "TWO THOUSAND TWELVE"

Hate those "twenty twelve" CNN mother f'ckers...

[SillySwedes]

@MiniGeek31337 There is now right way.... -.-

[kizzer134]

nice earring

[ballwizard6]

yeah i wanted more awesome distructive stuff.

[Fubukio]

Either someone sneezed 200 million dollars of special effects for right on the screen... or Chuck Norris sneezed as they were filming. XD

[JediMasterXunill15]

@Fubukio

Really? A Chuck Norris reference? In 2011? Ah shit, I laughed.

[Fubukio]

@JediMasterXunill15 A Reference... or a True Story?

[JediMasterXunill15]

@Fubukio

Damn it...trumped again, lol.

[Fubukio]

@JediMasterXunill15 U MAD?

[JediMasterXunill15]

@Fubukio

Lol. No.

[filmmakerkenny]

im going 2 watch this new years 2013 and laugh

[Leishmaniasisably]

George W. Bush + Spine + Initiative + Integrity = Harrison Ford in Air Force 1.

[THEGAMINGRULER]

@barak219 i felt the same thing the earth was like "fuck the humanity i want more dinsaours they are much cooler" and tryies its best to kill every one

[MouthySpaz]

I love John Cusack... a lot.

[TFDude101]

Proof that 2012 won't happen: They made a movie about it.

[marianaph17]

@TFDude101 2012 was NEVER about the world coming to an end.

[ShiningZenith]

@TFDude101 funny how the whole thing got going about a week b4 i saw a trailer for this.... not enough time to make a movie about a event....

[Fubukio]

@TFDude101 Or proof that 2012 will happen, it's actually the movie.

[zombiekilla177]

omg its the end of most of the world



[r7diego]

this is the most perfect review i had ever saw, perfect,... word by word..., could´n agree more

[coolioh101XOXO]

@r7diego IKR! he has the BEST reviews i almost ALWAYS completely agree!

[CODRULZZZ]

LOL at shameless self promotion!

[thesweoutsider]

spam 5 for handikapped jeremy, spam 8 for jeremy speaking japanese and spam 8 for.......

[jackspicer9590]

some cool effects, But WAYYY to many impossibly close calls :/

[Mustkunstn1k]

That earring is so distracting.

[AGStyle1997]

2:27 i so thought that was morgan friedman when i saw the movie lol thumbs up if you agree

[XIIIEvangelion]

Even Emmerich's Godzilla is better than this !

[jfassettx123]

Good time............IF YOU'RE DRUNK "Yeaaahh now it's a party"

[ToddIngram1000]

this movie was easily the owrst movie ever

[ssupersaiyan]

WTF is a m500... never heard of them

[95200Naruto]

This movie actually made my mom cry when California had the earthquake cause she's from california, her mom lives there, and that's her biggest fear.

[SuperMoviepopcorn]

@jeremyjahns

2012 better than the patriot?!?!

[Fleshy91]

Africa was the only land that was spared which is ironic considering how bad Africa is treated and exploited by the global economy.

[choklatgoddess88]

Could you please review Passion Play with Mickey Rourke and Megan Fox. I would love to hear your take on that shit ; )

[barak219]

watching the movie it seemed to me that the planet itself tried to kill them "oh no, you are not getting away..." *throws building*

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@barak219 more like "oh no, you are not getting away..." *throws the state of california*

[jeehoondevil]

You guys can't diss the cgi if you loved the cgi from transformers cuz it's by the same company

[trequor]

I swear to god if the Independence Day sequels are missing Will Smith....

[mrmoviemanic1]

I RATE IT 6/10

[scottieman2]

How can he do a ID4 sequel when they killed off the aliens? What? They have a body guard aliens that took care of them and now vowed revenge?

[scottieman2]

When people think of 2012 you think of end of the world stuff. What more do you want from a movie like that?

[qwuezalothus]

Jeremy Jahms is the 3. best moviereviewer on Youtube!!

[gavrokk]

"the chaos gives you ADD"

and that is why i'm subscribed to you :)

[krodsmash]

I uh... I like the rich Russian dude. When he threw his fat little son on the arc... and (fightin back the tear)... and died, I was like "FUUUUCCCK John Qusack"

[timelordaeon1]

2012 was crap.

[diamondrokksdahows]

none of the escapes in this movie should have been possible. the stupid thing is the other guy(who for the life of me i cant remember his name) dies from getting caught in a gear.... yet the stinkin dog lived..... ? O.O

[Ryagful]

really, the action was awesome! but after you watch it...the fuck with it.

[Move4Playstation]

I believe that The Day After Tomorrow was Roland Emmerich best film.

[RaynMu]

@Move4Playstation even though the dude got from DC to New York in like 3 days through the worst blizzard ever and 95% of the journey was on foot? Sure..............

[Move4Playstation]

@RaynMu lol dude its only my opinion. calm down

[RaynMu]

@Move4Playstation Its just my opinion too but come on dont u think thats a big plot hole?

[PSIboy66]

@Move4Playstation In my opinion for Day After Tomorrow, the first half was awesome, the second half was plain boring. Though I did somewhat enjoy it overall, and yes, its his best.....if that says anything really.

[gravygwundud]

At 2:03 I COMLETLY agree! All the acting in this movie was shit except for Chiwetal Ejyofor's or however you spell his name!

[misung44]

2012 review is ok is blow you away oh my gosh is scary your  mine

[TheDonaldduck911]

that's exactly how i felt when i saw this movie, i was like: *WUUUT, why are they alive?? why is everything just fine?? the world was supposed to fucking explode godammit!* The movie was okay but i felt that it shouldn't have ended that way.

[Baseshocks]

@TheDonaldduck911 whats even dumber is, it takes the world to pool its resources together spend billions to build boats? i thought they were fucken spaceships or something. but boats? why not just get in a sub go in middle of ocean and just wait tell its all over.....

[Urudrim]

i seem to remember that they were hyping some kind of world collision for this movie before it came out and instead we got a boiling earth.

[TheCaptainLulz]

If it werent for the nice eye-candy I wouldnt have seen this. The story is cookie cutter plots and one astoundingly expressionless Cusak. Seriously, he has no fucking emotions whatsoever.

[kodatastical]

You have an earring?

P.S. Awesome review as usual!

[FerpedHyuga]

...how do you write it..?

Ah Yes!

Dé'ja vu!

[Justas923]

The story of this movie was damn too stupid, main character had to die like 1000 of times. They could have made little stories of different countries people which ends in all of those people death. Because that is what we expect from movies like that. So overall 2012 is just a big dump cliche packed mindless movie, which could be good if there would have been more explosions and no fckin romance stories. It should have ended with all people dead.

[foojuice101]

I actually recall falling asleep during the movie. Meh, it was SO boring and unrealistic. I mean, why is it that everyone comes to near death a billion times but then some deus ex machima comes in and they come out okay. Seriously, what the hell?

[leonia97]

@foojuice101 idiot

[IDGKY10]

this film had its moments until the cheesy ass ending

[thegreatninjaman]

how is it all better when they get to land, over 5 billion people died!

[Slegnirp]

Dude! Why are you always hitting us in the face at the end!? We are your friends!

[tacoexorcist]

@Slegnirp XD

[xbense13]

Did you review Serenity?

[expIorer5148]

i will buy the DVD. Why? To skip to every destruction scene. As soon as the destruction is over, SKIP! next destruction scene please.

[Frday101]

Actually the crusts got screwed over stll. At the end Earth became a pangea... add some small islands near the coast >>

[OZORxORON]

It was ok when all the crazy shit started happening, then they tried to add that idea of  hope with the boats and then I was done with it.

[HellAngelsBells]

We're going to be laughing about this movie in 2013.

[ClassicCoolProd]

@HellAngelsBells the movie itself never claimed that the world would ACTUALLY (in real life) end in 2012. its just a movie...why is everyone blaming the damn movie? lol.

[foojuice101]

@ClassicCoolProd

Actually, the whole "apocalypse in 2012" thing in the movie was based off a Mayan legend. Yes, they said that in the movie but the legend/prophecy thing was actually...predicted. Whether it comes true or not...who cares? :D

[ClassicCoolProd]

@foojuice101 yeah i know haha. but the movie was made for entertainment purposes. i'm pretty sure the creators of the movie don't believe in 2012 either. its just a tactic to get money, since the year 2012 is near :)

[foojuice101]

@ClassicCoolProd

Haha well the movie failed to entertain me! XD

[TheWitcherFanboy]

@HellAngelsBells I'm already laughing at it now.

[Th3Downz]

@TheWitcherFanboy I just commented almost the same thing, and I hadn't seen your comment... :( lame ass

[Th3Downz]

@HellAngelsBells We already are laughing at it.

[herfitness]

@HellAngelsBells

Or not ;D

[MovieFestival96]

@HellAngelsBells

After screaming in pain in 2012

[MSaadJilani]

@MovieFestival96 mmmmmmhmmmm

[DreamDanceDrums]

@HellAngelsBells I'm actually laughing right now.

[TheMrwouldyourather]

@HellAngelsBells I'm pretty sure everyone already is laughing at it. It was an absolute piece of shit.

[MrJoker246]

@HellAngelsBells I'm already laughing...

[BigScreenOSTs]

@HellAngelsBells I'm laughing about it NOW.

[BJCobbledick]

This movie really sucks!

[poopyguy1694]

this movie sucked the encrusted shit in the back of a dog's ass hair

[geekconnection]

a 1984 remake is what should have happened instead of this

[XsoubixritsukaX]

This movie was terrible.. really.. if you're seeing it just for the special effects scenes... watch the trailer.

[WhyDoUNeedSmack]

Okay I have a question about this dumbass movie okay so if the world was really gonna end don't you think people would build their OWN bunkers/"arks"?

[Frday101]

@WhyDoUNeedSmack ....

Cuz resources and manpower and money and technology isn't godlike and instantaneous?

[sheepkilier]

The hobo was cool

[jpkillah]

i totally hated this movie....

[Ryanmiller70]

2012 was a decent film. I loved all the destruction scenes. The ending was really weird and didn't make any sense whatsoever.*SPOILER ALERT* I mean how does Africa survive the apocalypse?

[yankedup]

Biggest mistake the haters of this movie did: they expected a smart film, and expected logic. I just wanted a good thrill ride, and i enjoyed it.

[FallofDarkness55]

2012=a big blob of shit, literally. it essentially is a mixture of every disaster movie ever made and warped into one mindless piece of shit 2.5 hour movie. don't see it. it's a waste of money and a big waste of your time when you can be doing other productive things or even watching value added movies.

[luisalexander70]

idependece day was better

[Kickflips22]

that movie is like exactly the same as the day after tommorow. just more epic. good review

[rj51058]

this guy is funny

[tiggermad]

maybe i'm being silly but didn't they kind of ........well.... upload a virus that destroyed the aliens shield technology, which helped the jet pilots destroy all the big ships. how can you have 1 sequel, let alone 2. oh god i suddenly got images of battlefield earth in my head dear god noooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[jhagins]

After watching a couple reviews...happy to say, subbed!

[friday122990]

yup the movie 2012 was pretty cool i mean its full of bullshit but pretty sick

[jmcgriff3]

But...but...Roland Emmerich directed The Patriot and Independence Day...lol. Is 2012 still the best Roland Emmerich movie out there?

[bustyodust]

i like your reviews but come on 2012 isnt better than independence day. Roland Emmerich isnt ABSOLUTE shit.

[Haruchan2010]

Two ID4 sequels back to back? Fuck.

[xXxWaddlexXx]

this review is bull. this movie was definately "deep" or whatever u call it.

[KingScorpio93]

anyone notice how many times the main character should have died but miraculously didn't?

[Annie1962]

@KingScorpio93 uh huh

[RofllWaffles]

@KingScorpio93 You mean in nearly every scene? Yeah... I do.

[Gameday2159]

@KingScorpio93 exactly. they escaped from some gigantic disaster like 4 times.

[xquickstrykex]

@KingScorpio93 YES! That was my biggest complaint, wayyy to many close calls in this movie, many involving a plane.

[scottieman2]

@KingScorpio93 Yeah, but isn't that the same for all these "end of the world" movies?

[JU51N0]

@KingScorpio93 when?

@killzone474 I really don't need to, since it should be obvious...but what the hell its pretty simple: all you need to do is look at past instances of where the masses thought for sure the world was going to end and it never happened. Remember Y2K? So all these dumbasses that believe in it are going to cater to the businesses that will feed on their fears, giving them more money for what? Even the Mayans frown upon this crap, its just the end of THEIR calendar, just like the end of Dec. for us.