Health Reminder

[fakedones]

I need to examine your legs for s c i e n c e, mrs Peterson.

[zanderflex]

I HATE THAT FUCKING NOISE IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO. SLURP SLURP SLUPR ASDAIDQIDQIODAODADOADNOJDNQ WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS. but cool shit tho.



[Danus57]

Why does everyone have six legs? I'm so confused :'(

[sortedm]

What is the background tune that kicks in at 2:50?

[goiza10]

Lookit the walls; the walls are crying!



[nanochase]

If only Dr. Oz were like this, then I would actually watch it.

[SatanAbduleJabbar]

LMAO @ 1:51 !! they also treat my bent penis @ 2:52 XD

[AblonPahdellaJaherst]

these are funny as shit but i still don't get that certain satisfaction with watching salad fingers. Still hilarious tho.XD

[MrOskarthebest]

somehow this cartoon cheers me up! dont know why

[ledzepp8rammstein]

Does anybody know when David Firth's larger project will be finished? or what it is about? i can't wait to get some information..

[kelsokitten]

All the sounds for effects....there are not many ways to make them.

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

Genius Mrs Peterson has got a masturbating robot to throw scalding hot water up her fanny!!!!

[TCSketchComedy]

I now think of this every time I smoke ganja.

[ResistanceofLove]

I can receite the number 3's entire rant.

[jrgreeny101]

94 people were smoking too much ganja.

[TheOnlyWAR10CK93]

@jrgreeny101 94 people WEREN'T smoking too much ganja.

[hunk874531]

your videos are great,but you need to do a serie with a story,the most of them dont show an history

[IWasAccusedOfMurder]

boobies :]... how much time do you spend making these?...

[koikawa07]

Amazing! I love David Firth animations etc!

I hate these small minded people who want to moan because they don't 'get' it. Everytime I turn on my TV I see pointless sex references for about every damn thing on there. Maybe one of you bitching twats could write some complaint letters to the BBC? No?

[davidpgpeters]

Lol number 3

[badrul98ful]

what f*** is this sh**!!!!!!!!!

[DarkerSideOfGaming]

How do you come up with these ideas?

[quandrax]

YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO HAPPINESS

[GamingDragonVideos]

U been smokin too much ganja mate

[CYBERDOODY]

Doctorware is funny :D

[jctripplesticks]

I thought I was alone! My walls cry too!

[Kerhasi]

Lol

[AW350ME1]

I cracked up laughinh as soon as she took her breasts off at the door

[Flipybitz]

This video was posted EXACTLY 2 years ago from today

[AllCodTV]

92 people suck, probably have wasps under their armpits.

[ChiefNiggaLip]

David, if you ever need a place to stay in Dallas, Texas. I have one available. Heard you were roaming around the states.

[thecraziestkyle]

1:59-3:48 Scientology in a nutshell

[thephysicwerewolf]

@thecraziestkyle that's every religion

[Mamamoosa]

Am i the only one who laughed like crazy during this video??

[owlcity411]

i surprised you tube would let this play. this is discusting.

[ShinyCaveDemon]

@owlcity411 THIS IS AMAING STFU

[seegrub62]

i wish i could yell @ kids like the Number 3 -_-

[GOOOGOOODANCEGIRL]

Oh, you are so brilliant person.

I watch all your videos at regular intervals. And every time I understand something more, and catch some more details. Can't wait for years to pass, to see the difference.

Keep on using your power and keep on changing everything.

[YouWereBornToServeMe]

If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible it may be helpful. If not, it won't be.

[Mrbillsfan11]

"If this is possible it may be helpful. If not, it won't be." I think I'll preface any future advice that I give someone with this.

[thxa]

Locust Toybox - So 2005

[ChiefNiggaLip]

I want to enscape fwom meality!

[lurviQ]

ITS SPELLED UGLINESS AND NOT UGLYNESS!!!!!!!!11

[Guilmon470]

XD Cacky bird legs. :3

[fs11klrk]

If they cure death then I want to enscape from reality!!

[EllaPlushenko]

I've been smoking to much ganja ;)

[XxXnOmEaNsNoXxX]

You never fail to amaze me.

[Keva06]

how can they cure jail hahaha

[granmitico]

che schifezza di cartoni animati, questi inglesi pubblicano verametne tutto,anche le cose obbrobriose.

[DrFridgeFondler]

David, you're a visionary. 

[Darker909]

"What would you put on a spreadsheet?! How many times you've picked your nose? How many times you've gotten a red ring from drinking cherry-aid?"

[joeyazzz]

why am i high.

[ghostguy2k7]

I dont even

[ShotUrGoldFish]

whoa, I can hear the music in the background, I think its because I have headphones on? That's so odd.. its so faint...

[FlooperMap]

"Think there's a giant number 3 shouting at kids? Perhaps you have been smoking much ganja, mate"

[Th3R4g3Qu1t]

"Stay away from drugs, kiddies!"

"What's a drugs?

"Drugs are what mommies and daddies use to escape from reality."

"I want to enscape fom reality!" Freaking hilarious XD

[crashmantita]

Dude this might be because i'm high but i think the video is speaking to me =D

[TurtleLuv4evar]

Amusing, but thought provoking.

[Jibbletoad]

IS there a soundtrack that I can download or buy?

[supermariojared]

i would rather take this pill then see #3 again

[youwinoneinternets]

Christ that was amusing :')

[GracefullyExpensiveK]

...I was about to cry. I looked up at the FAT-PIE bar and I swear to god, Salad Fingers' head and eyes moved.

[Unsolvedfanatic]

ILOVE THIS TAKE THIS PILL

[charademaru]

This is your FUCKING MEDICINE Mrs. Peterson!

[baggervance911]

I want to do a spreadsheet :)

[globalchaos1984]

you are amazing!

[WoodsofWilmer]

I know that three, thankfully I quit the K2.

[FilmPriest]

I think you're insane dude.

[DirtySlapadack]

I'm sure that the jumble of words on the blackboard spells something, I just can't figure out what.

[drzoidbergsocal]

Is Charlie Brooker the crying wall?

[SufferinSuccotash89]

Why was this video flagged? This is one of the most tame, fluffy videos he has!

[Doki66]

@SufferinSuccotash89 My guess is the boobs. I don't understand rules of what is and isn't appropriate. 99% of videos offend me in some way, be it blatant commercialism, the promotion of terrible culture or just sheer unstimulating blandness, but the guidelines of decency don't really cater to these concerns.

[SufferinSuccotash89]

@Doki66 It could be the boobs. It could also be one of a number of the angry cretins in your comment page being a prick. Keep up the excellent work David Firth, and may I say that you are a cont....a cont...cont...continuing source of inspiration.

[Chumpskey]

@Doki66 U are fucking awesome :D

[TheSh4adow]

@Doki66 David, you are my hero I love the messages you send in the videos. But I have to ask you something, where did you get the idea for "Salad fingers" and what's the point of the videos? If you don't wan't to answer me I understand that you are busy and have better things to do. But I just can't quite understand the points in some of the videos. Please respond whether it be negative of positive I just need an explanation. Thank you.

[WINFilms136]

@TheSh4adow They all (possibly) have underlying messages for people to interpret however they want them to. For example, this to me, is about how scientists are coming up with things that apparently are linked with diseases and diseases that haven't been discovered until now. With the constant pressure and information not given out, people are really forced to take whatever advice they give, in an attempt to gain something impossible to get fue to the attempts to get it: Happiness.

[XxXnOmEaNsNoXxX]

@Doki66 Their is porn all over the internet. So it's not that youtube is just that weird it's ok though.

[Doki66]

@XxXnOmEaNsNoXxX Boobs does not equal porn

[onthespoke2]

@Doki66 If boobs does not equal porn, then why do I have an erection?

CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS.

[GIZMOnoodle]

@Doki66 then perhaps you got the point. but on the other hand, you kinda do need an open mind to find the humor in it.

[Brutalinax]

@Doki66 Well most of the time when someone is being offended it is just someone seeing something they don't give a shit about and then realizing: "Hey, I think it might actually be acceptable for me to have an opinion about this."

People will not miss an opportunity to scorn something.

[RangelMcQueen]

does he make the jacking off motion after he spills the tea on her...

[jewelsxmcr]

@RangelMcQueen yes, yes he does.

[CorpseOClockNews]

I live in the US and I can tell you our health care system is deplorable! I hope you guys don't end up like us! Hell- I was just at the emergency room recently and the "doctor" prescribed me an antibiotic (Levaquin) that would have made my tendons burst! She should have never prescribed it to me as I have Tendonitis. But she never asked about that. Here doctors get kick-backs or a commission from the drug companies for prescribing their poison. I was almost a victim of this practice.

[Cajaquarius]

@CorpseOClockNews I had been prescribed a ton of Levequin in really high doses after a series of surgeries that I had gotten and never had trouble with it. I think that was an extremely rare occurrence though bad enough for them to recall it months back. Nothing to be overly scared of though - all medications have side effects, some with the rare and really bad ones. Medicine is poison. In nature when you break a bone or get an infection you are supposed to die from it.

[vanutra]

Doki Firth I really hope you read this!

Lego-boobies.

[KandyAvanagh]

I want to do a spreadsheet!

[BrokynOath]

This is... amazing. But the background music makes me almost nostalgic. Guess that's the point lol. But nice job on the brain teasers, mine hurts now ;p

[MsTheCommentator]

1:59 - 2:37 ...fucking hilarious. XD

[MyNameIsAwesomer]

Lolz. "omg i hate it because i dont understand it!!!!1!1!1one" You're definitely going places. But that's okay. The big talking 3 doesn't like you either.

[zirith824]

Lmao at 2:51 look how tiny bent p____ is

[CubeiProductions]

can some one please give me the name of the background music!

[jamiebird666]

I've never felt so bad for a wall in all my life.

[PaddyCull9]

i paused at 2:51 to see every problem i could ever encounter =P

[ediblecheddar]

@PaddyCull9 hahaha.. you legend!

[NarwedH]

xD the pervert robot

[darkkristian22]

" think theres a giant number fhree! yelling at kids?"

[lordlingcp]

can someone explain to me what the fuck this is? ive watched this about 10 times and i still im just getting skullfucked. please someone explain to me

[jamiebird666]

@lordlingcp take some pills, then you'll understand. if you still don't get it, take some more pills.

[lordlingcp]

@jamiebird666 SUCCESS

[ido187]

that is some deep stuff you got there. what sort of stuff have you got there?

[Boblesss222]

Does anybody know the music thats playing at the beginning in the background? It starts up again slightly louder at 2.50. Its very haunting and beautiful. I feel like I could just play it forever and sink into it.

I swear I'm not high. I can't see a giant number 3 shouting at kids.

[nejdudinhorunge]

@Boblesss222 the song is called "so 2005" by Locust Toybox : )

[Boblesss222]

@nejdudinhorunge Thank you many many times over. At last! :)

[Bcommeboucher]

@Boblesss222 So 2005 of Locust Toybox, David firth band. d

[Sony90210]

@Boblesss222 i've been trying to figure it out FOREVER and i emailed david firth he just replied. it's "so 2005" from his Locust Toybox album "Inkbrush". you can find it at his fat-pie website at fat-pie(dot)com(slash)locust

[Boblesss222]

@Sony90210 Thanks muchly. I was very glad to find it finally. :)

[ZachElk]

@Boblesss222 If you havent found it already the song is called "So 2005"- by Locust Toybox

[piccard1976]

@Boblesss222 Try to stick a couple of weetabix behind your tits. It helped me in the past, might help you as well

[letsallJACKoff]

@Boblesss222 its most likely locust toybox search for them David Firth uses their music alot in his animations.

[L9time]

Can't. Stop. Watching. :(

[katy45s]

@L9time :( me neither

[kattizpzycho]

):

[supergravystain]

doki66 i hope you read this, i really do.

your a fucking twat, with too much intelligence to be used in the wrong way. this shit is fucked, and at first people are like, yeah this is kind of weird, probably purposely made to be random as shit for laughs. then it just gets deeper and deeper, and then finally at the end it concludes with "you are one step closer to happiness" which just fucks with you in a way where you just want to know what the fuck this is talking about. you are a tripper.

[windows98sucks]

@supergravystain Cool story bro, everyone else seems to like it

[potatocats1]

@supergravystain *Ehem, it's 'you're' :P

[murphy341]

@supergravystain It makes me laugh how angry people get when they see something that challenges their brain. Stick to watching the predictable shite you know and love if that's all you can handle; watch it and guffaw and slap your fins together like the seal you are.

[MagnumEvolved]

@supergravystain It's not that complicated... It's just a surreal parody of what we see in the media about drugs, health and just how paranoid people are about being sick and how to prevent sickness.

[jayhayes2007]

If this video does has a meaning, which I'd say it does, I want to say it's about the way we're tricked and deceived into believing that we're susceptible to diseases buy the NHS and health services and they beat around the bush with professional flimflam in order to make you think they're right. Ultimately, they want us to be health obsessed and will make us so by making us think we're ill. That's my interpretation anyway! I love Firth.

[kefer123622]

Doki.. I... I love you...

If i had to choose ANYONE to live forever it would be you, just to see what genius you teach future generations, i hope you read this.

[switzdiamonds]

funniest shit ever!!

[Riverboy1986]

You should make a character story of earwax and how his mother was raped by a q-tip and became pregnant with him.

[gpgpgp13322]

wow i love your animations they are just the best i have weird dreams from my past i can remember some from when i was like 4 or 5 they still freak me out now

[killersleepingbag]

i pause where things cure stuff, ugly children, bent penis etc wtf :D

[PNicolauV]

David Firth's Parallel and surreal Universe

[williewpg]

1:07 I'd love a t-shirt of this.

[WINFilms136]

I believe this is about the government and other aspects of society's attempts to achieve the truly unachievable, true happiness.

Is healty truly the solution? Simply I believe that to live for a very long time woudl be torturous, having some illness that won't eniterly kill you off but cause you an eternity of hell.

People keep restricting things people did many years ago and lived perfectly fine.

But things will never be right, not as long as we are human.

[GlobalAwareness2525]

This is very demented and sick... But funny LOL

I do want a house robot but not one that masturbates, or at least not in front of me, and I don't want to have to go around wiping up oil jism all around the house, I would have to put him out in the rain so he rusts then he can remain as lawn ornament. Stupid thing, I'm already getting upset & I don't even have one.

[Turbulence654321]

The message at 3:27 really speaks to me. Whenever something bad happens, I am consciously trying to forget it, but maybe if I think further back and stop trying to avoid thinking about it, things will be better :)

[GlobalAwareness2525]

@Turbulence654321

Life is all about perception.

What is bad?

If you were wealthy then the Banks collapsed leaving you to live in a crappy apt then is it bad?

If you lived in a cardboard box then moved up to that same crappy apt is that good?

Perhaps the wealthy man can get into the mind of the man who lived in the box & just be incredibly grateful he at least has shelter from the rain.

I do this all the time & I am happy regardless, always appreciative of every last morsel.

[toutpardonner]

Wow!

[TheRetardedSheep]

Did anyone else notice one of the problems listed at 2:51 was Bent Penis?

[elphbrat]

83 people need a vaginal sip of scalding hot medicine tea.

[tringtrein]

@elphbrat 1 person needs to get original or get more attention from his mommy and daddy

[wyver590]

i have watched this vid i think 50 times this week

i love it

[tridentmelon]

Doki is for sure a genius.

[Aresolar690]

Your videos are calming, yet extremely disconcerting, and funny all at the same time. I love it so much, you're a great artist.

[Fedora0lm]

CACKY BIRD LEGS!!!

[lilacifyable]

This is probably the only non creepy video youe made and i actually laughed too and one of the problems listed was stupidity lol

[j2s0n]

David, do the buildings still argue?

[thegreatoutdoors1000]

whats wrong with there legs?

[aspinate]

Why does this remind me of a scanner darkly?

[justwin6275]

i didn't even notice the peoples arms and lower body halfs till halfway into the video

[steunclemumb]

THIS IS YOUR FUCKING MEDICINE MRS PETERSON!

[FuckingHel1ItsRayne]

"You ridiculous child!!!" What the hell would you put in a spreadsheet?!? And the rest of you, don't think that this just applies to little Timmy over here!! I'm addressing all you foul smelling little shits!!!"

[Frizstep]

didn't that line about the spreadsheet get used in an inbetweeners episode? I'm sure i heard will say it to simon..

[LoveMyKruePup]

r the people in this video half insect? cuz they have 6 legs

[Megafrinje]

7 seconds into the video and I was already mindfucked! It pains me that not everyone sees the pure genius in these vids....

[ClaudiaCate]

I feel...Slightly... Mind-violated..

[oO0Rogers0Oo]

I get it. David. When I watch these. It's like a optical illusion, you gotta look harder too solve the puzzle. Dude your imagination is awesome. Your a very intellegant person.

[hannlmnop]

Watching this made my legs tingle

[silveRxG]

@hannlmnop That's nice.

[NorthernmostKiller]

i probably need more ganja to be able to understand these vids

[alberca90]

If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible it may be helpful. If not, it won't be.

[TheWeinerwoman]

@alberca90 Well Said!!

[murphy341]

i think i HAVE been smoking too much ganja.. by the way, these videos are perfect!

[irishmangoeswild]

can i get the name of this, ive been looking all over for something to help me with my spleen worries

[pseudo20]

This is your FUCKING medicine Ms. Peterson!!

Brilliant.

[AgonizedCandle]

This cartoon and "Time" are quite similar, and both are among my favourites from Fat-Pie

[theshawnmccoy]

I could watch that kick at 3:34 til I die of happiness.

[DeanGoulding]

Shut UP, Shut UP, I am TRYing to SLEEP!

[xananadu]

dropkick!!!!!!!!!

[XionXi]

"I need to examine your legs for, SCIENCE, Mrs. Peterson."

The way he says "science" with such authority is hilarious.

[Diffomega]

I came,

I saw,

I came.

[noxinferius]

Ahh, and where do u get the music for ur videos? say this one, u made the music?

[noxinferius]

these videos seems like theyre from aother reality man, i think ure a true artist, please dont stop making them! :D

[funkenstein74]

bloody brilliant!!!!

[jonting91]

fuck i should stop watching these videos if i want to retain my sanity....

[28dayslater14]

What is the song that plays at the beginning

[redballyou]

i want to do a spreadsheets