"Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, CUT OPEN THEIR SPLEENS AND DRINK THEIR FLUIDS. Does THAT sound good to you?"
"Ohh, you both have layers! Oh." (sniffs onion) "You know, not everybody likes onions." ROFL when I first saw this, I was visiting my neighbor; then I went home and got it as a birthday present! XD
0:31 - 0:59 "Example? Ok, ummm..Ogres.. are like onions!" *sniff* "They stink?" "Yes..no!" "Oh, they make you cry?" "NO!" "Oh, you leave them out in the sun and they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs!" "NO!! LAYERS! Onions have layers OGRES have layers onions have layers YOU GET IT! We both have layers!" *sigh* "Ohhh...you both have Laaayers...ohh..." *sniff sniff* "You know everybody dont like onions..." LOL!
How 'bout parfait? Everybody loved parfait. You ain't never been to a party where you were like, "Hey! You want some parfait?" and they like, "Oh, no I don't like parfait."
Bad breath for shrek
MrThecuttingedge 2 days ago
Orgers are like onions
and donkeys are stupid
MrThecuttingedge 5 days ago
Onions are way better than parfe.
hjerkovi 6 days ago
END OF STORY! BYE-BYE...
...see you later.
AnthonyEstephane 2 weeks ago 2
Can we reupload your video?
RLBFab3 2 weeks ago
onions have layers
timewarperful 3 weeks ago
im eating a parfait
Huzzawful 3 weeks ago
ti kokot tu su sami anj
MyJahodka 4 weeks ago
The Cake Is A Lie (donkey was thinking that when he told shrek he was like a cake :P)
hazpaz7783 1 month ago
Shrek is dreck.
Fudgaboutit 1 month ago
love it
goldenpassages 1 month ago
Donkey is SUPER!
UlanBrygida 2 months ago 2
klass
lelanika2 2 months ago
sssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
DivaAllySwagg 2 months ago
myy god my son is a fan of shrek and my dorrter
DivaAllySwagg 2 months ago
Ogres are not like cakes
TNA4EVA100 2 months ago
CAKES! Everybody loves cakes, cakes have layers!
kharamsha 3 months ago
@Shrek, what the hell do you exactly mean "Ogres have layers"? I didn't get that.
Brundall525 3 months ago
CAKE!!! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers.
I DON'T CARE what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.
TheHPExperiment 3 months ago 45
@TheHPExperiment yea everyone loves cake they dont however always love Ogres
1lim123 1 month ago
Cakes have layers
27shawrk 3 months ago
CAKE!! Everybody loves cake!!!!
numbuhilostcount 3 months ago
So Ogres are like Inception?
Ichiboy900 3 months ago
they stink?
yes. NOO
XD
artist2748 3 months ago
PARFAITS MAY BE THE MOST DELICIOUS THING ON THE WHOLE DAMN PLANET!!
mondoman2016 4 months ago 63
@mondoman2016
OHMIGOD THANK YOU I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING ALL I HEARD WAS PAH-FAY XDDD
animeicerose97 3 months ago
CAKE!
Eeeverybody loves cake.
MissBaybz 4 months ago 4
@queefraptor XD
TheHaruNatsumi 4 months ago
@queefraptor well there really is someone or everyone isnt there!
davidrubiomartin 5 months ago
ohhh u leave them out in the sun tthey get all brown and start spouting little white hairs! LOLOLOLOL
Anniebanany1 5 months ago 3
lol shrekkkkkkk wtf
jeremyb3211 5 months ago
my teacher used this to learn us geography
thedudsonette 6 months ago
wow sherek
Dymond1AndOnly 6 months ago
wow
Dymond1AndOnly 6 months ago
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
digicrazy123 6 months ago
My favourite film is shrek, this is one of the best scenes in the film and DONKEY ROCKS!!! Thumbs up if you agree!
1238Zelda 6 months ago
Oh, my gosh, this has to be the best scene in the movie. Or one of, anyway. Seriously, who doesn't love 'Shrek'? :)
GoldenFlither15 6 months ago
ogres are like scene kids....
DavidBowieRocksHard 6 months ago
Eddie Murphy :D
glaaachs 6 months ago
i like that boulder...thats a NICE boulder.
xxXsugarushXxx 7 months ago 6
My Fav Scene
ItzPebble 7 months ago
"Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs."
xDDD
EliteParanoid 7 months ago 8
Man, I haven't watched this in so long! i just thought of this part and wanted to watch it again. Now I want to watch the whole movie.
DeandraAlexisN 7 months ago
you know not everybody likes onions... LMAO
gibbylupefiascofan 7 months ago
donkey is my fave character! :D
popsingerstar 8 months ago
yay i finally found the original layers scene instead of stupid people copying it
sleepyTHC 8 months ago
The original Shrek voice is like a very bad russian accent :P
axelnemeth 9 months ago
lol......0:51-0:54..ohhh, you both have layers
TheCasleo 9 months ago
Donkey I love you :)
chopchop8916 9 months ago
LAYERS!!!! :D
Tommylee0829 9 months ago
Parfait.
mooseasaurusrex 10 months ago
there was an awesome parody of this but it was removed :(
newfiemale25 10 months ago
Shrek totally agreed that he stinks! LOL
alecbama1 11 months ago
cakes have layers!!!
i dont care what everybody likes (gruwmpy shwrek)
Chingophia 11 months ago
Ogres are like onions. They stink ? yes... NO!
SuperBallroomdancer 11 months ago
"Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, CUT OPEN THEIR SPLEENS AND DRINK THEIR FLUIDS. Does THAT sound good to you?"
MegaFafnir 11 months ago 2
Donkey: ooohhh, you leave them out in the sun they get all brown, start sprouting little white hairs!
Shrek: errm... we're in the sun and you're the only one with little white hairs.
rugbart11 11 months ago
Luv this part of the movie
cantbackdown123 11 months ago
do you feel the spirit ?
bondita 1 year ago
@Civilization224 *Parfaits
TheAle89515 1 year ago
I miss this Shrek D':
slipknotmaggot4eva1 1 year ago 3
@slipknotmaggot4eva1 Same :(
2pmkh22 11 months ago
Oh u both have layyyyyyers !!! X
25sammywammy 1 year ago
oooh, they both have layers!!! (snifs the onion) -you now not everybody likes onions
Nightmare198922 1 year ago
You dense, irritating minature beast of burden!
babbert97 1 year ago
PARFAY?
EM6188 1 year ago
@EM6188 parfait
MultiRyu123 1 year ago
"Oh you leave them out in the sun, they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs?" Lololol XD
rosepuff321 1 year ago 18
I like onions! XD
PantherMistress88 1 year ago
@KarpetKitty I don't care what everyone likes.....ogres are not like cakes!!!!!! haha
Lebron321321 1 year ago
I love how they turned something deep and emotional into something hilarious XD
simzproductionz 1 year ago
@simzproductionz you said it. looks like "they" have done it to most everything now days.
still hilarious, nonetheless ;)
tseekr379 1 year ago
Hahaha! Donkey is soo funny! xD
Animegurrl14 1 year ago
"Ohh, you both have layers! Oh." (sniffs onion) "You know, not everybody likes onions." ROFL when I first saw this, I was visiting my neighbor; then I went home and got it as a birthday present! XD
shrekfan92 1 year ago
@shrekfan92 I got it as a Christmass present.
Doomsfall 1 year ago
@Doomsfall Cool! :)
shrekfan92 1 year ago
'OOH...They both have Layeeerrrs'
DonforDead 1 year ago
This is so cute. Basically Shrek trying to say that ogres have deep feelings and aren't as superficially "ARGHHH I'M SCARY!" as everyone thinks.
PrincessButtercup128 1 year ago
shrek-onions.avi
RoyStorey 1 year ago
oohh you both have lay-ers.
abcd2393 1 year ago
oHHHHhhhh, you both have LAYYYYYers...!
phemyda94 1 year ago
donkey: parfait may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
LMAO!! i love shrek
BACCHANDHT 1 year ago
Ahhh I remember when shrek was good.
thisangelbites 1 year ago
you fail for leaving out the cake part
macdrizzle051 1 year ago 2
@KarpetKitty I DONT CARE!... WHAT EVERYBODY LIKES... OGRES ARE NOT LIKE CAKES...
theluigifan1 1 year ago
i like shrek's attitude. pushing people out of the way.
michaelgfox1240 1 year ago
awesome :P
aiyeshacameron 1 year ago
ohhhh, ya' both have laaaaaaaaayeeeerrrrss
XD
love that bit
orla0colette0cullen1 1 year ago
Singers Have Layers Too, When Editing Their Vocals, There Are Many Layers!
demize30 1 year ago
me gusta esta bueno
milciadesgenio 1 year ago
oh you leave em out in the sun and they get all brown and sproutin little white hairs!
coyote7272 1 year ago
lol parfait
FFXGuitar 1 year ago
0: 41 XD LOL LOL
Layers. XD
03jnb 1 year ago
Coolness8813 1 year ago
OOOOOOOGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS HAVE LAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrHINXXY 1 year ago
How 'bout parfait? Everybody loved parfait. You ain't never been to a party where you were like, "Hey! You want some parfait?" and they like, "Oh, no I don't like parfait."
christhenerd8 1 year ago 2
uhh..no not really no lol
RetroGirl85 1 year ago
love shrek
icirotrot123 1 year ago
LOVE.
BuddyLover815 1 year ago
O THEY BOTH HAVE LAAAAAYEEERRS!
coolnerd92 1 year ago
donkey is my fave character!! i luv him!
popsingerstar 1 year ago 2
hahaha layers!
TenshiLove5 1 year ago
They make you cry? LOL!!! XD
OrginForme 1 year ago 3
They stink?
Yes... NO!!!
coyote7272 1 year ago
Hehe, that's one of my favorite parts! XD
BaltoFan121 1 year ago
because this is set back in the days of tunics and leggings ( pre - 17th century)
stubsfahey87 1 year ago
Why does Shrek and all the other characters wear only skirts or dresses?
brettfoshager 1 year ago
my favorite... hahah
nina1982ish 1 year ago
OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS
xReapera 1 year ago
Hi Craig! J-9
ipodbombsaway 2 years ago
HEE HEES!
fantasygirl199595 2 years ago