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  • WTH? STABILIZER BULLSHIT? HOW THE HELL IS BULLSHIT!

  • ugh 1:43

  • Yeah, if these are going off like this all at the same time, you are (or will be) having a VERY bad day..

  • All right look idiot, DECEND NOW OR YOU DIE!!!!!!

  • What makes you think TWA800 was shot down?  Wasn't the problem with the center fuel tank?

  • @psyjpg Well TWA800 has one "official" and one "unofficial" scenarios. The fmc was definitely not a factor in either scenario, though. The official scenario was that fuel vapor built up in the center tank and was ignited by faulty wiring, which is why now all commercial a/c designed after TWA800, and also many built prior to have been retrofitted, with nitrogen generators that continuously pump nitrogen into the tanks to "supress" the vapors and take up the

  • @psyjpg empty space in the tanks as the fuel level decreases. Nitrogen is used because its an inert gas and non-flamable. The "unofficial" scenario was that a U.S. military missle struck the plane and caused the crash. The supporting evidence for this theory was that A) Flt 800 was in/close to a known military testing/practicing area which is technically restricted airspace B) numerous witnesses reported seeing a streaking light with a tell-tale vapor stream/smoke tail behind it and C)

  • @psyjpg Many mechanics/NTSB/FAA investigators, including a few that I know personally and a few that I currently or have worked with claim that when they were piecing back the aircraft together during the investigation in the hangar, the explosion damage in the belly/fuselage was pointed inward, rather then outward which points more to an object striking/penetrating and then exploding rather then an outward explosion one would expect to see from an explosion occuring from the inside out

  • @psyjpg honestly, I don't know which one to believe, nor do I care all that much....Its kinda up there with the 9/11 conspiracy theories...good points raised, but still kind of unbelievable at any rate, lol. Fact is plane went boom and hit the ground, or rather ocean in this case. End of facts. As for USAir 427, I'm not familiar off hand with it. I'll research and read into it and get back to you, but at any rate I dont recall of ever hearing of a major accident due to an FMS failure or error

  • @psyjpg Ok just briefly looked it up and immediately knew which one you were talking about, just didnt remember the flt number or recall that it was USAir.....Its called a rudder hard-over....There are 3 axis of flight....lateral, longitudinal, and vertical....Lateral control is controlled by elevators and is most commonly called pitch.. Longitudinal is bank and ailerons control it....last is vertical which is yaw and controlled by the rudder....the rudder was jammed by a boeing design fault and

  • @psyjpg Ok just briefly looked it up and immediately knew which one you were talking about, just didnt remember the flt number or recall that it was USAir.....Its called a rudder hard-over....There are 3 axis of flight....lateral, longitudinal, and vertical....Lateral control is controlled by elevators and is most commonly called pitch.. Longitudinal is bank and ailerons control it....last is vertical which is yaw and controlled by the rudder....the rudder was jammed by a boeing design fault and

  • @JAPToxicity a faulty valve in the rudder actuator...The rudder was jammed to full extension in one direction (dont remember which, sorry, and I refuse to rely on wikipedia for accuracy) and basically when that happens the a/c will yaw so much that it flips inverted and nose dives due to DCF or "Departure from controlled flight" or in english, lol, the pilot lost control. Usually you can try to correct this but in this case and a few other 737 accidents, it was impossible to move the rudder back

  • to neutral or counter the spin because the only actuator was jammed....boeing did a mod on all the rudders and a new design for future 737s with the addition of a second actuator to overcome the first actuator if it failed and also a new actuator design all together to prevent *hopefully* any actuator from jamming in the first place.....I only remembered this cause we talked about it in A&P school and also I remember my dad talking about it to me alot, too (he's an ex a/c mechanic and now an FAA

  • inspector). Anyway bud, hope I answered your questions and wasn't too boring/complicated...

  • @JAPToxicity Excellent answers! I remember when I first heard about TWA800 in the summer of 96 and wondered what the truth behind that accident was. I guess we still really don't know. When you get a chance, look into EgyptAir 990. That's another one of those that doesn't make sense. Maybe looking at the data from the recorders you'll "see" something. Ditto Airfrance 447.

  • @psyjpg lol, those are pretty famous accidents as well....EgyptAir 990 was caused a suicidal co-pilot based on the cvr recordings and an apparent over looked design flaw in the elevator control cable rigging.....the co-pilot and captain's yokes had inadvertantly been designed that if one pushed forward and the other pulled back, the elevators would split, as in one elevator would go down and the other would go up...but no one foresaw this happening because why would they push/pull opposite each

  • @psyjpg other if they were trying to correct a problem? obviously they would/should be trying to work together to stabilize the aircraft. The original reason for this design was so that if a yoke or elevator jammed they could use the other to correct.....infact if the capatin had caught the copilot sooner (The suicidal copilot had pushed the aircraft into a dive while the captain was outside the cockpit for a few minutes) he might have been able to pull out in time...

  • @psyjpg boeing corrected that now by rigging the cam to shear if the controls are pushed/pulled in opposite directions with only one (i believe the captains, but not sure...) to maintain control of the elevators......As for AirFrance 447 the jury is still out, but preliminary reports are suggesting a complete failure of the pitot-static system due to icing and fault anti-icing equipment installed on the pitot tubes/static ports. If those reports are correct, then the pilots would have no

  • @psyjpg reference as to their altitude or airspeed. In a cessna 152 going 100 knots on a clear day that would mean absolutely jack, lol, but these guys were in a high performance commercial airplane at night in turbulent weather.....and the problem is that they wouldnt know if they were losing/gaining airspeed or desending or climbing...and the higher you go, the smaller the "envelope", or performance limitations margin of errors acceptable get....the slightest decrease in speed can cause you to

  • @psyjpg stall and even, as weird as it seems, the slightest increase in speed can cause a high speed stall or a phenomenon known as "mach tuck" to happen....for example at say 5,000 ft your envelope might be 140 knts stall and 600 knts high speed stall.....but at 36,000 ft it might be 420 knts stall and 450 knts high speed stall....and thats what they believed happen....they either had a regular stall and broke up, or the leading belief is mach tuck, where the aircraft actually noses over from

  • @psyjpg too much speed and flips on its back....kinda like an upside down 180....and then broke up from stress....

  • @JAPToxicity Wow - never heard of that phenomenon. Sounds then, like you wouldn't want to fly very high then given those risks. It also concerns me that with Fly-By-Wire the computer flies the plane, essentially. What happens if the computer freezes up or otherwise malfunctions? Those joysticks would be useless in terms of the flight control surfaces where as at least with a hydraulic failure you can still kind of control the plane. Since you did so well with these accidents >

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  • V-1 refers to a visibility of "1 mile" and depends on whether you are flying VFR. During stormy conditions the F/O may with to use the outer marker as a reference point for the localizer since glideslope is usually about 3 deg.

  • @insightsSAFG I thought V1 was the speed of which you are committed to takeoff, as there would not be enough runway should you decide to abort take off at that speed.

  • @scotplane You are talking about take-off, right? Is glideslope typically 3 deg.?

  • @insightsSAFG Yeh, and yes, the glide slope is usualy 3 degrees, Although, there are some airports (London City for example) which have steeper glideslopes, due to certain circumstances etc.

  • @scotplane steeper than 3 degrees? Doesn't that mean at some point the passengers are going to be able to feel the descent?

  • @scotplane Unless you hit the brakes really hard...

  • @insightsSAFG Actually in the U.S. V-1 is the max speed at which the pilot is able to stop the aircraft during takeoff roll...its also known as "Take off decision speed" or, once exceeding/exceed, "passing the point of rejection"...the next callout would be Vr, or "rotate", which is the the speed at which the aircraft can actually lift off without stalling.

  • @JAPToxicity What speed is Vr? Are we talking IAS?

  • @psyjpg yeah, most v speeds are given in IAS especially on large aircraft, and Vr and V1 speeds vary aircraft to aircraft and are calculated based on aircraft weight at takeoff, air density/ ground elevation, length of runway, and a whole bunch of other factors. 

  • @psyjpg On commercial aircraft the fmc (flight management computer) automatically calculates these and other v speeds and thrust settings and puts the corresponding "speed bugs" on the airspeed inicator and engine epr instruments so the pilots know what speed the v speeds are and what position/thrust setting to move the throttles to

  • @JAPToxicity What do you suppose happend to USAir 427 and TWA800? Was the fmc involved in either of those crashes?

  • @psyjpg

    TWA 800 was shot down by a surface to air missile.

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  • 1:45 "Ffflllaaaaapss"

  • haha MD-11

  • I lierally used this as my new messege ringtone

  • 0:09

    Is it bad that I expected to hear "SOUND BARRIER"?

  • mdd

    11 owns

    

  • I love the WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP HAHAHAHAH

    

  • What is the aircraft near 1:18 please? Thank you.

  • @Raider1Suisse Boeing 737

  • @Raider1Suisse looks like a b737 NG

  • I know the computer is telling the pilot "DON'T SINK" but it reallt sounds like "DON'T THINK"

  • fast minimun call in md11 is funny hell

  • MD11 has the best one

  • Fuh-LAAAAAP

  • is it flaps overspeed of slats overspeed

  • why do they have to edit the voice so most of the voices have no accent?!

  • @TheMadspy300 so you cant be distracted by the voices

  • @henkiehenken I thought it would be everybody can understand it...

  • @TheMadspy300 also but if you have a russian saying things it is hard to concentrate because it is funy

  • Can You Send me a Link of where you got the sounds

  • Whhat is that plane at 1:20 ?

  • @TheMadspy300

    Boeing 747-8

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  • The silent microlight at the end peace at last.

  • the MD-11 bitichin betty voice makes me want to rip my hair out.

  • 1:04 - 1:15 you don't want to hear that when flying a MD-11 :D

  • wouldn't we be screwed if there was an engine 4 fire?

  • 2:41 captions says:

    cropping rainfall from convertibles??

  • 1.43 "stabilizer bullshit"???

  • @Devilsoldier95 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

    It's actually stabilizer motion, but I've never heard someone say that before. XD

  • @Devilsoldier95 Stabilizer motion. Not good in any case during IFR flight.

  • It is funny when the MD-11 calls you " SLAT " !!!!!!

    HAHAHA great video thanks for sharing

  • 2:20 angry cockpit voice: "Descenddd now.... mother fucker!!!"

  • @apascaner I believe the "climb/decend now" one is new. It's issued when a RA is reversed, typically when the other pilot doesn't follow /their/ RA (see "2002 Überlingen mid-air collision" on Wikipedia). For example, if your instruction was to "climb, climb" but the other pilot then started to climb as well, TCAS would issue you a "descend, descend now" instruction, which would emphasize it's telling you to do the opposite of what it said in the first place.

  • Can you list all of the different planes that you got these voices from? Thanks!

    -P.S. I don't think they're annoying

  • Data like their college. 1:48

  • The last few are from Honeywell.

  • 0:17 the video says don't sink and the captions say don't panic...

    coincidence...i think not

  • The ones startin at about 2:00 sounds like my mom.

    Descend, descend, Descend...DESCEND NOW.

  • Captions...

    1:43

    "Black poverty."

    xD

  • LOL the captions!

  • It's called "Bitching Betty"

  • Turn on the captions.. 0:17 Don't Panic lol

  • just like a chick, always nagging...

  • 1:15 -1:18 sounds like my office phone ringing

  • i love the sounds from the MD-11...it sounds like the computer from the starship enterprise...:D

  • I don't want to fly with the pilot who considers WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP TERRAIN an everyday sound.

  • Even computer women nag men

  • 1:49 flllllap :P

  • The first 30 secs seem like the sounds are from pmSounds

  • Freakin FS Copilot lol

  • 1:01 sounds like my ringtone :D

  • and why cant they just get a hawt girl to say all of these things and then record them for the computer systems-less annoying but i do suppose this gets ur attention easily lol

  • I like the Yugoslav airlines-707, right?

  • i love these sounds.

  • 0:08 ......SOUND BARRIER!

  • BINIMUMS

    BINIMUMS

    BINIMUMS

  • Sounds like Microsoft Sam sometimes..

  • pull up pull up whoop whoop

  • thats my ring tone

  • The MD-80 ones starting at :50 are hilarious.

    *NEE NEE* Brakes.

    *NEE NEE* Fuullll-APS.

    *NEE NEE* FLAPS.

  • Aproching minimum. Minimum. Flap overspeed. *FARRRRRRRT* Stablizer motion.

    Brakes...

  • MD-11 PMDG !!!! I love it but what is this alarm " Stabilizer caution" ????

  • Yikes! 3 engine fires + headache = painful landing...

  • now i think the word " SLAT !!! "

    SOUND LIKE SOMTHING ELSE i think tou know what i mean

    hahah

    thanks for uploading

    good to see aircraft cockpit warnings

    on youtube

  • the most is from pmdg 744 md-11 and flight 1 super 80

  • descend descend, descend...... DESCEND NOW!!!!!!

  • I just ignore in FSX. I know Im about to crash.  Just like I freaking know I disconnected the autopilot, you dont have to annoy me.

  • I annoy my friends with these warnings, it's not a big surprise to me that I'm the only one who thinks it's funny.

  • Ah, yes. b!tchin betty. Nice to hear from you again (NOT)

  • when im flying all i can thinking is MAKE IT STOP

  • Someone needs to make a remix out of this

  • craaap this is annoying!

  • What does "Cabin Altitude" mean?

  • When an aircraft is pressurized, the cabin is pressurized to an equivalent altitude. So, the air outside is, say, 30,000 feet but the air inside is pressurized to an equivalent of 6,000 feet. If there is a major leak in the airplane, then the cabin will depressurize and equalize to the outside air. When the cabin passes the equivalent of 10,000 feet, this aural warning will go off in an MD-11 (I dunno about the MD-80 though). When you are in a plane, the cabin has an "altitude" so to speak.

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  • FLLLLLLLAPS

  • in soviet russia airplane crashes you

  • Computer: "Don't sink".

    Pilot: "What the fuck do you think i'm gonna do crash it into the ground?"

    BEYATCH :)

  • @IHI4ZZx Computer: "Climb, climb, climb, CLIMB NOW

    Pilot: "Do it yourself beyatch!!!!!!"

    Computer: "Descent, descent, Climb, climb, increase descent."

    Pilot: "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, I CAN'T BREAK THIS PLANE IN HALF!!!!!! IS IT UP OR DOWN??????

    Computer: "Clear of conflict"

    Pilot: "NO we still have a conflict!!! Wait till we touch the ground" XD :P

  • @jlts56379 Pilot to ground engineer- " I'm requesting a repair for the tcas.is driving me mad!!" LOL

  • ''Fifty Forthy Thirty Twenty Retard Retard''

  • Descend! Descend! Descend!........Descend NOW!

  • Can you get these sounds for Flight sim

  • If I had a copilot who messed with everything like that, I would smack him. Good video :)

  • too low gear xdd

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  • @fskoch Go die you Nazi. The MD-11 is my favourite. >:D

  • @n787mx why i'm an nazi?

  • @n787mx why i'm an nazi? and i need to die?

  • --Anybody know a website on-which there are .mp3 &/or .wav files of Betties? I know there was one I visited about a year ago but, I can't find it.

    I've had a great deal of difficulty finding that sort of thing, via search engine

  • that must be Annoying as hell dude -_-

  • 2:10 what kind of plane is that. Concorde?

  • shut up!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FUUUULLLLLLLLLAAP lol

  • would the stabilizer motion warning come on if the tailplane wasn't working properly?

  • haha this is funny and I am glad now I didnt become a pilot.

  • THE MD11 Co-Pilot is fine!!!

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  • @SavaMarkovicPilot The McDonnell Douglas MD-11.

  • @SavaMarkovicPilot ohh.ok..didnt know that..its nice to learn something

  • C130'S

  • @SavaMarkovicPilot MD-11, my favorite plane

  • @SavaMarkovicPilot your Momma.

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  • @SavaMarkovicPilot The Boeing 707

  • remix

  • F-laps lol

  • If this is a pilot this guy needs a fucking vacation lol

  • This is some funny shit!!!

  • y dose it say stabilizer motion

  • probably to warn the pilot that the stab is coming loose

  • ffffffffffffflllllllllllllllll­lllap, lol

  • descend descend descend NOW!!

  • This was actually funny.hahahahah! nice vid.

  • The Second one was from the Eaglesoft Citation

  • Sounds of the pmdg md-11 are in this video!

  • did u get some of the sound from pmdg payware planes for fs9/fsx?

  • @flatoutfullspeed No they came from different videos across the internet.

  • @aerlingus231 whether or not you got them from different videos or not makes little difference.  Those call outs from the co-pilot are from the PMDG MD-11

  • So much airlines went bankrupt...

  • I was considering a career as a commercial pilot. After hearing this, I might consider another job...

  • FLLLLLLLLAAAAAAPPPPP lol

  • the tcas started to sound angry with the pilot after the 5th climb warning